In Other Unsurprising News: Self-Serving, Opportunist, Narcissist Politician “Evolves” in Order to Stay Viable in Politics

And we’re not talking about Barack Hussein the Blight Bringer, we’re talking about that wonderful “half a loaf is better than none” vanguard for conservatism in Taxatwoshits, Scott Brown, who has suddenly discovered that disarming victims is the perfect way to protect said victims against violence.

Although he once said banning so-called assault weapons fell under the category of issues best left to the states, Republican U.S. Sen. Scott Brown told The Republican / MassLive.com in an exclusive interview Wednesday that he now supports federal action.

Brown cited the Newtown, Connecticut school shooting that killed 26 people, including 20 children, as the turning point in his stance on the issue.

“What happened in Newtown where those children were subject to that level of violence is beyond my comprehension. As a state legislator in Massachusetts I supported an assault weapons ban thinking other states would follow suit. But unfortunately, they have not and innocent people are being killed,” Brown said. “As a result, I support a federal assault weapons ban, perhaps like the legislation we have in Massachusetts.”

And this, of course, has everything to do with Newtown and nothing whatsoever to do with the sudden realization that you’re an outgoing parasite at the government trough of Other People’s Money™ who just got beaten by a fake Indian with less brains than your average leek.

Explain to us, please, how the deaths of 20 children due to their teachers’ inability to defend themselves, thanks in part to the “assault weapons” ban of Connecticut that didn’t keep the beast who murdered them from acquiring a non-“assault weapon” with which he murdered them. Explain to us, please, how him using a weapon that wasn’t even covered under that “ban” convinced you that it was time to federally implement a “ban” that hadn’t in the least prevented the atrocity that you claim changed your mind? Explain to us, please, how making those teachers who hurled their own unarmed, defenseless bodies heroically against the demon spawn in hopes that their inevitable deaths might at least buy enough time for their little angels to survive would be better served by being made even more defenseless?

Explain to us, please, how you manage to look yourself in the mirror each morning, knowing that you are the most disgusting, self-serving, narcissist prick to ever suck air.

Brown, who will be leaving Washington when the Senate ends its session in the coming weeks, has hinted at a return to politics, with a potential run to become governor of Massachusetts or a senator once again should Sen. John Kerry become Secretary of State, as options on the table.

Oh, we guess you won’t have to. That’s the explanation right there.

You sense the winds shifting, and you’ll be damned if such outmoded ideas as principle and dedication to the Constitution that you, lying through your teeth, swore to uphold and defend will get in the way of your personal ambitions. You believe the other side is winning and, in an effort to curry favor with them so that they might come for you last, you join the ranks of the KaPos and HiWis of yore.

Your mother must be so proud of you, you sniveling slave and enemy collaborator.

You know what courage is? Don’t worry, you don’t have to answer. That’s a rhetorical question.

Courage is what Vicki Soto did when she lied to the shooter and told that her students were at the gym when they were really in a closet behind her, taking the bullets for them. Courage is what the principal and school psychologist did when they threw themselves at the shooter, not giving a good shit about their hopeless odds, being forcibly disarmed by soulless monsters like yourself, because it was all they could do to protect their kids.

They pretty much knew they were going to die when they did it, because the means to create a different outcome had been forcibly taken away from them by tyrants like yourself, but that didn’t matter. To them. Because they knew what was right, and that’s all that mattered.

They will be remembered forever by Americans, as opposed to the likes of you. They will be remembered because they did not for a second hesitate to do what was right no matter how hopeless the situation. They had not a single thought for their personal futures and opportunities, all they cared about was their kids and living up to the creed of Death Before Dishonor.

Yes, they died. Thanks to worms like yourself. But they died well and their names will live on forever.

You, on the other hand, will be utterly forgotten five minutes after you shuffle off your mortal coil because you were utterly useless. There is nothing worth remembering.

I take that back. If your side, the side you’ve now “evolved” to, always putting yourself first and wanting to be on the “winning team”, wins, then your name will be remembered. As a curse word, as a perfect example of what an actual human being isn’t.

But, hey, as long as you’re remembered, right?

You despicable traitor shit.

Go die in a fire, and may G-d have mercy upon your soul, because we will have none.

Piece of worthless shit.

Thatisall.