A Proposal For Congress

Since you’re so convinced that the only way to avoid further massacres is to disarm the prospective victims ahead of time, we’re willing to compromise and let you at least try out your model for a bit in order to evaluate it.

Therefore, be it resolved that from this day forward, all premises of government, in particular every government facility in the Washington DC area including, but not limited to, the Supreme Court, Congress and the White House, be declared Gun Free Zones™ in order to better protect the individuals therein.

In order to avoid the tragedies and accidents always following, according to Congress, whenever human beings are allowed near means of self defense, let it further be resolved that any and all weapons be banned inside the premises. To follow the example that has worked so well for our schools because, after all, if it’s good enough for Teh Children™, it must be good enough for a bunch of fat, corrupt, lazy, out of shape old men and women, let any and all armed security on and around the premises immediately be let go, including the Secret Service.

Our children don’t merit Secret Service protection, and we’re sure that you don’t consider yourselves more important than them. After all, you can’t stop wailing about Teh Children™ every time you want to justify another rape of the American people For Our Own Good™, so clearly they’re first and foremost on your minds, right?

Make all of government a Gun Free Zone™ with possession of a weapon on the premises no matter who you are a third degree felony and let’s see how well that works out. Surely you’ll be the safest of individuals securely hidden under the umbrella of signage. Then let’s see what happens before we discuss the subject any further.

Thatisall.

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Lockpick
Lockpick

I saw an article where the libs are tweeting that gunmen should attack the NRA instead of schools, malls, and such.

Gee, I wonder why gunmen have never tried to shoot up an NRA meeting? :em03:

Oh, please no! Don’t send those bad old people after us, especially during the target and demo sessions. :em06:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

What? Our lords and master are to be divested of the means of maintaining their distances from the dirty and disgusting plebeians? Why that’s unamerican!
:em01:

Frankly, I think Bloomberg, Feinstein and the others who want these laws, (And have passed them), should be charged with aiding an abetting the murderers. :em03:

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

How about we start with the first family and valerie jarrett?

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

If these assholes were truly and deliberately intending to start a civil war, i can’t for the life of me imagine what they’d do differently. A magazine or ban on semi-autos will not be met peacefully.

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

“Hearken, we beseech thee, O Lord, to our prayers, and deign to bless with the right hand of thy majesty this sword with which this Thy servant desires to be girded, that it may be a defense of churches, widows, orphans and all thy servants against the scourge of the pagans, that it may be the terror and dread of… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

No, the way to honor them is to impeach Obummer – the criminal that orchestrated this shooting

maxxdog
maxxdog

Remember THEIR golden rule.
“For thee but not for me”

Heh!

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Lockpick says: I saw an article where the libs are tweeting that gunmen should attack the NRA instead of schools, malls, and such. Gee, I wonder why gunmen have never tried to shoot up an NRA meeting? Oh, please no! Don’t send those bad old people after us, especially during the target and demo sessions. In 2010, guns were banned… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

After Pearl Harbor, Emperor of Japan called his Generals in to discuss the invasion of the US west coast. The Generals concluded they COULD beat the US Army, but could never hold the land because of an ARMED CITIZENRY

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I just called on my gun dealer regarding some battle sights and a scope mount I’ve been waiting on since I bought my EBR. My dealer is rather upset. He said he was just about to put a trace on the package because not only did it have my sights, it also had a gun he was expecting. While we… Read more »

“from this day forward, all premises of government, in particular every government facility in the Washington DC area including, but not limited to, the Supreme Court, Congress and the White House, be declared Gun Free Zones™ in order to better protect the individuals therein.” Yeah, and , I think Bloomberg, Feinstein and all others salivating at the opportunity to disarm… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Liberals always say they don’t want to take away guns. But give them an awful tragedy like the Newtown, Conn. shooting and they get bolder and more honest. MSNBC host Ed Schultz showed a rare bout of such honesty during a brief Twitter exchange Saturday. Schultz asked “Why should anyone own an assault rifle ?” and followed it up by… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Dear Ed-the-red – as Mike over at Sipsey noted today: “How many of us are you willing to kill to bring about your statist utopia?” And I will add my own question: “Ed-the-red, are you willing to accept that you will be considered a primary and legitimate military target by many liberty minded patriots if you provoke a civil war… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Who needs congress? Ear Leader can just sign another EO making guns illegal. Never mind what the Constitution says.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

It would be nice to have some pol go out and explain that the recent school event is a media fabrication that could not have happeend as they claim: 1. Murdering people is illegal. 2. People under 21 cannot legally possess handguns 3. Schools are gun-free zones Given the undisputed existence of these laws, it is irresponsible of the media… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #: Dear Ed-the-red – as Mike over at Sipsey noted today: “How many of us are you willing to kill to bring about your statist utopia?” How many? Any good totalitarian can tell you that one: as many as it takes, plus a few million more for good measure, and all of the useless eaters that need to… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Fa Cube Itches @ #:

Like a good lawyer, I never ask questions I don’t already know the answer to. :em01:

What people are hesitant to say, that NEEDS to be said is, the reason people need assault weapons is to protect themselves from an oppressive government. Remember the Revolutionary War? What was the difference between the weapons the British had and the weapons the colonists had? Not much. So we need weapons that are as close to what the military… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I’m afraid that it has reached the point that the only way Congress will listen is to blatantly lay down the law in no uncertain terms, and be ready to back it up. “Good day Senator, I first want to say that I represent no formal organization, although I have hundreds of thousands of people who will back up what… Read more »