Oh Shut Up, Ezra, You Ignorant Slut

And thanks to LC maxxdog for pointing out yet another example of a leftist asshat speaking out the terminal end of his alimentary tract.

When we first collected much of the following data, it was after the Aurora, Colo., shootings, and the air was thick with calls to avoid “politicizing” the tragedy. That is code, essentially, for “don’t talk about reforming our gun-control laws.”

No, you fuckwad. It’s “code” for “if we’re going to talk about this, could we at least wait until the bodies are cold before we start waving bloody t-shirts around?”

Let’s be clear: That is a form of politicization. When political actors construct a political argument that threatens political consequences if other political actors pursue a certain political outcome, that is, almost by definition, a politicization of the issue. It’s just a form of politicization favoring those who prefer the status quo to stricter gun-control laws.

Let’s be even clearer: That “let’s be clear” is perhaps the least clear atrocity committed upon the English language that we’ve read since last we tried wading through a Puffington Host article.

Let us go over it one more time, and please do sound out the words as you read along, Ezra. We’ve been told it aids comprehension in the sub-moronic set. You, and other leftist totalitarians like you, don’t want a “discussion.” You want to cover yourselves in the blood of the victims and advance one point and one point only, which is yours. You do NOT want to talk about “how to prevent atrocities like that from happening”, you want to start a long sermon about how you are right and why everybody should just agree with you right the fuck now because otherwise they hate Teh Children™ and who can argue with the Absolute Moral Authority that you think that you have from behaving like despicable ghouls.

You don’t want to debate, consult, confer or otherwise have a meaningful debate on how we can prevent horrors like Sandy Hook from happening again. You just want to win a debate for once in your miserable life, and if that means wrapping yourself in the still steaming guts of a bunch of massacred infants, then so be it.

You want to really talk? Fine. Let’s talk.

Your solution: Punish everybody who didn’t and never will commit such a horrible crime against humanity by taking their means of self-defense away from them.

Our solution: Make even more people capable of defending themselves and others when another loser beast like whatshisface decides that it’s Open Season. We’ve tried your way, which was to declare certain areas in our nation such as schools, schools for crying out loud, free fire, no resistance, have at it, you crazed monsters, you’ll meet no resistance here zones. It hasn’t worked out all that well, has it? Twenty sets of parents won’t be tucking their babies in ever again because of your latest “success story.”

Time to try a new approach. And since we’re not a “progressive”, we like to go with approaches that have a proven track record of success rather than unicorn dreams of Skittle farts, such as making sure that future insane beasts from Hell know that they will be met with determined, trained and well-armed resistance should they ever get the really bad idea of trying to commit mass murder.

Your approach has a success rate of exactly zero. Ours, while not perfect, there are no guarantees in life, at least has a success rate that is positive.

Do you still want to have that debate, you simpering jackal, you sniveling toad for your totalitarian leftist masters? Do you? No, we didn’t think so either.

But we DO want to have that debate. WE just don’t want to have it right now, while emotions are running high and, more importantly, while an untold number of people are dealing with more pain than any human being should ever have to deal with. The issue will still be here in two weeks. We can wait. Obviously, you and yours can’t. Because you know full and well that the best time for making piss poor decisions is when you’re still deep in the throes of emotion and pain. If you want to push an irrational agenda, the best time to do so is when people are not thinking rationally. And nobody can be rational when the memory of 20 innocent little angels brutally murdered is fresh in their mind.

This is your time and you know it, and that is why you want to discuss it right now.

Never let a good crisis go to waste, right?

You soulless monsters.

Because, let’s be honest, you never gave two good shits about those kids. When you push your “take all guns away from everybody” agenda, it’s not because you really care a flying fuck about the dead kids, it’s not even because you believe for a fleeting second that depriving law-abiding citizens who have never done anything wrong is going to stop the next murderer. Just ask Norway how well that worked out for them. They have some of the most restrictive gun laws in the world. Does the name Anders Breivik ring a bell? You want to talk about massacring children? Google it, fuckhead. It makes Sandy Hook look like a traffic stop.

No, it’s because you’re beginning to realize that you missed one critical step in the march towards total statist control, and that is disarming the populace. Deprive them of their means to defend themselves against anything and they will HAVE to depend on the Almighty State for everything. Furthermore, they will no longer be a threat to the Almighty State. It’s bloody hard to herd the dissidents into cattle cars if they’re all armed with AR-15s, isn’t it?

So fuck you, you slimy totalitarian turd.

I have never, nor will I ever, harm anybody who doesn’t need to be harmed, and I will do everything that I can safely do to avoid having to reach the point where I even have to harm him or her. You would be well served if I or somebody like me happened to be around if somebody wanted to do you harm, because I would not allow it.

Yet your only proposal is to take my means of defending myself, mine and others away from me? Fuck you again. You might succeed at that, but there will be a price to pay, and the shackles you put on me will be put on a cold corpse. Not much to be gained there.

Mass murdering psychopaths will always be among us, some individuals are broken and can’t be fixed, and no amount of legislation is going to fix them. If you’ve already made your mind up to slaughter 20 6-year-old little darlings, there is no fucking law that you demented totalitarians can think up that can stop it.

But a well-aimed double-tap to center mass followed up with one to the noggin just might do the trick.

Better pray that, should you ever happen to find yourself in such a situation, which I hope you never will, somebody who can perform that little trick is in your immediate neighborhood.

In the meantime, kindly refrain from punishing me for something I did not do and will not ever do, or there WILL be blood. To quote your fellow leftist thugs.

Now go grow up, Ezra. Then come back when you’ve grown a brain.



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    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    Absolutely…you know that “take every gun away from everyone” theory has worked so well, especially in places like, oh, Chicago.

    Asswipes, all of them…

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Drat. All that work to jin up support for grabbing guns down the drain, like Blutto’s eight years of college.

    OREGON – At last week’s mall shooting in Oregon, it is now being reported that a young man legally carrying a concealed weapon may have brought to an end the shopping center killing spree – without pulling the trigger.

    Wait! That’s not in the Narrative!!!

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Gateway has a partial transcript:

    Nick Meli is emotionally drained. The 22-year-old was at Clackamas Town Center with a friend and her baby when a masked man opened fire.

    “I heard three shots and turned and looked at Casey and said, ‘are you serious?,’” he said.

    The friend and baby hit the floor. Meli, who has a concealed carry permit, positioned himself behind a pillar.

    “He was working on his rifle,” said Meli. “He kept pulling the charging handle and hitting the side.”

    The break in gunfire allowed Meli to pull out his own gun, but he never took his eyes off the shooter.

    “As I was going down to pull, I saw someone in the back of the Charlotte move, and I knew if I fired and missed, I could hit them,” he said.

    Meli took cover inside a nearby store. He never pulled the trigger. He stands by that decision.

    “I’m not beating myself up cause I didn’t shoot him,” said Meli. “I know after he saw me, I think the last shot he fired was the one he used on himself.”

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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    We can also see how well stripping all of the law-abiding citizens of their right to self-defense has worked out for the Brits…


    Britain was officially named Europe’s most violent nation last night.

    We also suffer more violence than people in the US or even SOUTH AFRICA, figures show.

    A shocking 2,034 per 100,000 people suffer violent crime in the UK, compared to 466 in America and 1,609 in troublespot South Africa.

    Didn’t Obongo recently admonish the R’s in Congress with something along the lines of “We’ve tried it your way. It didn’t work. Now we’re going to do something different.”? Seems to me that making schools, churches, movie theaters, malls, etc. “gun-free zones “free victim zones” has been an utter, miserable public safety failure, so now it’s time to “try something different”, in the words of Ear Leader. Besides, if they want to try to take away MY, they’ll be able to do so after picking up quite a few of the corpses of Obongo’s Brown Shirts before they confiscate them.


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    single stack growls and barks:


    REGON – At last week’s mall shooting in Oregon, it is now being reported that a young man legally carrying a concealed weapon may have brought to an end the shopping center killing spree – without pulling the trigger.

    Well you know that doesn’t count since he didn’t kill anyone.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    The mainstream media is the greatest enemy America has ever faced and the hapless Republicans won´t even consider saying it aloud. I´m ready for the Tea Party to become a real party. The Pubs certainly don´t speak for us anymore. They´re all addicted to keeping their 178 thou and perks, regardless of how much they have to grovel. I predict race wars are coming, too. There comes a point… and we are there.

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    How well did the “no guns” thing work in China? The perp had to use a knife to injure/kill 23 people there. How stone age was that?


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    rickn8or growls and barks:

    And comments/responses to the article are turned off. Typical.

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    The only way you’ll get my guns is if I am dead libs.

    I promise I will make it more than a 1:1 proposition if you make this attempt.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Attorney General Eric Holder. Photo: Justice Department
    In a secret government agreement granted without approval or debate from lawmakers, the U.S. attorney general recently gave the National Counterterrorism Center sweeping new powers to store dossiers on U.S. citizens, even if they are not suspected of a crime, according to a news report.

    Earlier this year, Attorney General Eric Holder granted the center the ability to copy entire government databases holding information on flight records, casino-employee lists, the names of Americans hosting foreign-exchange students and other data, and to store it for up to five years, even without suspicion that someone in the database has committed a crime, according to the Wall Street Journal, which broke the story.

    Whereas previously the law prohibited the center from storing data compilations on U.S. citizens unless they were suspected of terrorist activity or were relevant to an ongoing terrorism investigation, the new powers give the center the ability to not only collect and store vast databases of information but also to trawl through and analyze it for suspicious patterns of behavior in order to uncover activity that could launch an investigation.

    The changes granted by Holder would also allow databases containing information about U.S. citizens to be shared with foreign governments for their own analysis.


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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    List of recent mass shootings in USA, past 7 years

    Adam Lanza – mentally ill left winger
    Jacob Roberts – mentally ill left winger
    James Holmes – mentally ill left winger
    Jared Loughner -mentally ill left winger
    Robert Hawkins – mentally ill left winger
    Major Nidal Hassan – psychologist, Arab muslim terrorist

    Yep… there is no common cause here at all progressives, it is all the gun’s fault./

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    You’re on to something G. Let’s banish the Left. Then we can deal with the assholes who refuse to acculturate to traditional morality.

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    maxxdog growls and barks:

    Thanks for the shoutout Misha.
    Reading that tripe at 0600 with barely a half cup of coffee in me was not the best way to start a day or even a good way to start the day. I figured you could put it all in it’s proper eprspective.

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    kwongdzu growls and barks:

    Iowahawk has forever cemented my impression of Ezra Klein.