More Utterly Predictable Outcomes of Statism

As in raising sin taxes and then sitting around pretending that NOBODY COULD HAVE FORESEEN the consequences.

Moron statist fascists.

What? You make something more expensive and you get LESS of it? Katie bar the fucking door!

Government should stay the fuck out of the private market, but we’ve been saying that for years. Not because we’re brilliant, but because that is the lesson that every single second of all of recorded human history teaches us. Without exceptions. Not one.

Anybody not realizing that should be at the very least forcibly sterilized to avoid them passing their mind rot on to future generations.

Meanwhile, all we have to say to the mindless cuntmuffins still pretending that this is somehow unpredictable is to fuck off and die, because you’re as useful to humanity as herpes.

What you tax, you get less of. What you subsidize, you get more of.

Just die, you fascist swine. Die, die, die in a horrible fire, and may your screams be recorded for posterity so that we may jack off to them.

You’re worse than useless, and we really, honestly want you to die.

Every time a government fascist dies, the Baby Jesus smiles.




  1. 1
    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Heh. My stash of Cubans prevents me from buying tobacco in Illinois. I like to think of them like illegal aliens- they’re already here, might as well put them to work and push to make them legal.

    On second thought, I like it when they are illegal they’re cheaper that way.

  2. 2
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    The power to tax is the power to destroy and that is what the commies want to do. Destroy everything. These morons have forgotten that taxes are only meant to fund the required constitutional functions of government, not make them “feel good” about the “cause of the week.

    Last time I was in China, you could get a pack of unfiltered camels for about $0.10 or so.

  3. 3
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    “Remember: Evil exists because good men don’t kill the government officials committing it.” — Kurt Hofmann.

  4. 4
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    One of the ways that a healthy society would know that they have too much government is if it forces otherwise law-abiding citizens to break the law. Hello.

  5. 5
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Theyre coming and we will lose if we dont stop them

  6. 6
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator says:

    Theyre coming and we will lose if we dont stop them

    They are here. And our so-called leaders do nothing but whine and cry, “Weepy Boner”…

  7. 7

    Baseball bats and barbed wire come to mind.

  8. 8
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    And in this morning’s news, Spineless Boehner is caving in again! :em08:

  9. 9
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Imagine for a moment if a Christian fundamentalist pastor publicly threatened a Democratic Party governor about to sign a legitimately passed bill into law with a long-term campaign of public harassment for doing so. Now imagine if that pastor extended that threat to include appearances at the governor´s home and at his children´s sporting events, and that Republican and conservative elected officials on hand during the pastor´s announcement voiced no objection to the pastor´s threats. All of that would be news, right?