Taking the Long View

Yep, buying out existing media outlets makes a whole lotta sense, and we’re not being in the slightest sarcastic here.

As more and more people on our side are, belatedly, coming to realize is that we’re not losing because our message of personal liberty, opportunity and prosperity doesn’t sell, it sells like frickin’ hotcakes every time it’s wafted around no matter which group you’re trying to sell it to, we’re losing because that message never gets out, buried under a behemoth of Democrat Socialist propaganda from the traditional media outlets from which most people get their information.

The leftist swine worked for decades to make that happen, and they’re sitting pretty right now with their near-monopoly on popular news outlets and magazines.

Unfortunately for them, we still live in a free market where such assets can be bought. We can’t buy back academia, that fight is going to take a lot longer, but we can buy back popular media outlets. And by doing so, we can pull the rug right out from under their feet. We don’t have to smash their megaphones, we can legally take them away by paying for them.

It’s much more efficient than building an alternative media from the ground up. Now, we’re not saying that doing that isn’t important, it is or we wouldn’t be part of that effort, but that’s a slow process. We’ve had to work for years on building up an audience and we’re glad that we did, but our job would have been so much easier if we’d already had a captive audience tuning into our freq every day/week/month. Also, by buying out the enemy’s platforms, we reach their target demographics immediately, we don’t have to get them to start reading/watching us.

The InstaPuppyBlender (don’t ask. OK, do ask, but it’s a long story 😉 ) suggests targeting women’s magazines. This is a good idea, actually, since you have to start somewhere and the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party has managed, successfully, to paint conservatives as somehow hating women and wanting them underfoot, barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen. Which is more than a bit of a surprise to THIS particular conservative as the last thing His Imperial Majesty would want to marry is a doormat. We like, nay, love our women strong, independent, fierce and with a good aim. It means, for one thing, that we don’t have to worry when we leave the Imperial Residence because we know very well that it and the clan inside are in the best of hands with the Imperial Lioness.

Anyway, the easiest way to dispel that would be to acquire a bunch of outlets popular with women and put a stop to the relentless lying about conservative men. No, we most definitely shouldn’t turn those magazines into endless propaganda for the conservative cause, people don’t like being preached at. If they realize that they’re being preached at. You get the drift. The idea isn’t to turn, say, Cosmo into a political broadsheet because that’s not why women buy it, the focus would need to stay where it has always been, but you could eliminate the leftist slant that they sneak in there under headings of “hot Democrat legislators” and such and sneak in a conservative one instead.

It’s really not that hard to do, proof of which is that leftists have been able to do it for decades. Now apply some actual above average IQ to it and it will really take off.

Another factor in our favor is that the economy is in the shitter and mass media are struggling. Which means that the right people would be able to buy them cheap. Remember Newsweek? Now imagine if a few conservative billionaires had grasped that opportunity. Instant access to the entire subscriber base, all of whom have been steadily brainwashed by the NSDWP for decades.

Win!

It’s certainly an idea to keep on the front burner.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Could you imagine the Koch brothers somehow getting their hands on the New York Times? I would love to be there when the announcement was made to the “Journalists” (and I use the term very loosely). The looks of utter denial and disbelief followed by anguished screams and a conga line to the roof, (For the purpose of jumping off),… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

“we’re losing because that message never gets out, buried under a behemoth of Democrat Socialist propaganda from the traditional media outlets from which most people get their information.” You know, I used to have a problem with a hostile media. Used to. – Vladimir Putin To expand on the thought: why not use Jake Lingle Rules? The media should be… Read more »

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

It’d be nice.. and honestly, Emperor… this would have been a great idea 10, 20 or 30 years ago. But I suspect it’s too little too late. There are too many true believers out there, who would immediately demand boycotts, protest, etc etc… It’s like Mittens said, 47% is on the government tit, and they won’t EVER vote Right-wing no… Read more »

L.C. Mope
L.C. Mope

I’m thinking if they assault one of ours, we send ten of theirs to the hospital. We can play “The Knockout Game”, too. And the White House is telling supporters “to punch back twice as hard” at anybody who dares to question their policies. Unfortunately some Obama supporters are taking that call literally. The media really needs a wake-up call… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

At least the Taliban can respect a higher power and will give their lives for what they believe, ad fucking-addle-brained as that is. These hunks of whale-shit in the media are “like” the islamo-nazis, only worse. They are cowardly soulless monsters, with no higher calling beyond their own self aggrandizement. Vermin really. Given up? No. My surrender will by my… Read more »

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

Emperor Misha I says: ….I’m not going to insult you by asking “are you with me?” because I know that you are, I just want to remind you that when everything seems hopeless, that’s a signal that you need to fight harder. Let’s get this thing done, brother! I admire your eloquence, and there’s a lot of truth to that.… Read more »

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Sire, I was born on the losing side and grew up on hte losing side. I’m used to being in opposition. Like Sisiphus, I know it is my fate to shove the boulder for eternity, and as Camus explains, that gives a sense of happiness, of purpose. I mah have accepted recognized that my side has lost, and is damned… Read more »

BamaJack
BamaJack

It’s not the message we’re failing to advertise so much as it is a matter of RACE. Yep, you heard me right. You’re giving the American people WAY too much credit for being sensical. They’re effin retarded, and all the liberals have to do is put another gangsta talking commie (like ogabe) on the podium, endorsed by Obama and VUALA!!!… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

Great idea sire. I say we start with Playboy and I unhesitantly volunteer as editor in chief. Yes, I know it will be a long hard slog but it’s for the cause and I’ll give it my all my Leige.

Nobody’s buying this shit are they???

BamaJack
BamaJack

Basically what we have to do is win on EMOTION. The way to do that is to make conservatism cool, and the first step in making conservatism cool is to ditch the term “conservatism”. Forever. It immediately conjures up an emotional disconnect to minorities, single women, the ignorant (but smart) youth, and dead ghost voters. Although the notion is totally… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

This looks… interesting…

Hat Tip: Instapundit

http://reason.com/blog/2012/12/13/forget-diy-drones-how-about-diy-armed-dr

Why can’t we have drones too? We can use them to… uh… interview media personalities… in their homes… you know… for our networks that we are going to buy.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

VERY OT, yer vileness, but this is my type of Santa Claus. :em01:

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Time to sleep. This quote seems to fit my mood, and the general topics of late:

“The safest road to hell is the gradual one; the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.”
– C. S. Lewis

I’ve got an idea. Now I’ve been reading this site long enough that if I’m full of it you guys will let me know. The area I live in is rather isolated and quite a few people don’t have computers. Hell, some of them don’t even have electricity. How do you reach people like this? Why not broadsheets? The material… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

In related news: saw this at the Belmont Club. Don’t forget that Obama For America developed a highly sophisticated “micro-targeted” marketing and campaigning system based on data mining everything they could regarding your identifiable online presence. Knowing how these guys play the revolving door game between the “public” and “private” sector, you have to imagine the braintrust is or will… Read more »

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak

Emperor Misha I says: Ruck up, brother, we can DO this, and you know it. I know that you know it. You don’t have it in you to give up. Right now you feel like I do, I’m sure, which is “fuck it all, let it burn”, but that’s just a phase. Because you can no more let it burn… Read more »

Mark12A
Mark12A

HempRopeAndStreetlight says: This looks… interesting… Hat Tip: Instapundit http://reason.com/blog/2012/12/13/forget-diy-drones-how-about-diy-armed-dr Why can’t we have drones too? We can use them to… uh… interview media personalities… in their homes… you know… for our networks that we are going to buy. A paintball to the back of someone’s head while they’re sitting in their backyard could perhaps cause a change of heart. Ahem…… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

They are cowardly soulless monsters, with no higher calling beyond their own self aggrandizement. Vermin really.

They do have a higher power to serve, the Holy State. :em06:

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

The great thing about hunting vermin is they are “no license, no limit”. :em07:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator