Taking the Long View

Yep, buying out existing media outlets makes a whole lotta sense, and we’re not being in the slightest sarcastic here.

As more and more people on our side are, belatedly, coming to realize is that we’re not losing because our message of personal liberty, opportunity and prosperity doesn’t sell, it sells like frickin’ hotcakes every time it’s wafted around no matter which group you’re trying to sell it to, we’re losing because that message never gets out, buried under a behemoth of Democrat Socialist propaganda from the traditional media outlets from which most people get their information.

The leftist swine worked for decades to make that happen, and they’re sitting pretty right now with their near-monopoly on popular news outlets and magazines.

Unfortunately for them, we still live in a free market where such assets can be bought. We can’t buy back academia, that fight is going to take a lot longer, but we can buy back popular media outlets. And by doing so, we can pull the rug right out from under their feet. We don’t have to smash their megaphones, we can legally take them away by paying for them.

It’s much more efficient than building an alternative media from the ground up. Now, we’re not saying that doing that isn’t important, it is or we wouldn’t be part of that effort, but that’s a slow process. We’ve had to work for years on building up an audience and we’re glad that we did, but our job would have been so much easier if we’d already had a captive audience tuning into our freq every day/week/month. Also, by buying out the enemy’s platforms, we reach their target demographics immediately, we don’t have to get them to start reading/watching us.

The InstaPuppyBlender (don’t ask. OK, do ask, but it’s a long story ;) ) suggests targeting women’s magazines. This is a good idea, actually, since you have to start somewhere and the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party has managed, successfully, to paint conservatives as somehow hating women and wanting them underfoot, barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen. Which is more than a bit of a surprise to THIS particular conservative as the last thing His Imperial Majesty would want to marry is a doormat. We like, nay, love our women strong, independent, fierce and with a good aim. It means, for one thing, that we don’t have to worry when we leave the Imperial Residence because we know very well that it and the clan inside are in the best of hands with the Imperial Lioness.

Anyway, the easiest way to dispel that would be to acquire a bunch of outlets popular with women and put a stop to the relentless lying about conservative men. No, we most definitely shouldn’t turn those magazines into endless propaganda for the conservative cause, people don’t like being preached at. If they realize that they’re being preached at. You get the drift. The idea isn’t to turn, say, Cosmo into a political broadsheet because that’s not why women buy it, the focus would need to stay where it has always been, but you could eliminate the leftist slant that they sneak in there under headings of “hot Democrat legislators” and such and sneak in a conservative one instead.

It’s really not that hard to do, proof of which is that leftists have been able to do it for decades. Now apply some actual above average IQ to it and it will really take off.

Another factor in our favor is that the economy is in the shitter and mass media are struggling. Which means that the right people would be able to buy them cheap. Remember Newsweek? Now imagine if a few conservative billionaires had grasped that opportunity. Instant access to the entire subscriber base, all of whom have been steadily brainwashed by the NSDWP for decades.

Win!

It’s certainly an idea to keep on the front burner.

Thatisall.

21 comments

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Could you imagine the Koch brothers somehow getting their hands on the New York Times? :em05:

    I would love to be there when the announcement was made to the “Journalists” (and I use the term very loosely). The looks of utter denial and disbelief followed by anguished screams and a conga line to the roof, (For the purpose of jumping off), would be well worth the investment. :em01:
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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    “we’re losing because that message never gets out, buried under a behemoth of Democrat Socialist propaganda from the traditional media outlets from which most people get their information.”

    You know, I used to have a problem with a hostile media. Used to.
    - Vladimir Putin

    To expand on the thought: why not use Jake Lingle Rules? The media should be off-limits so long as they are neutral and present all sides fairly. But once they pick a side and start advocating, they’re combatants and should be treated accordingly. In other words, don’t clip ‘em because they’re journos, clip ‘em because they’re communists.

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    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    It’d be nice.. and honestly, Emperor… this would have been a great idea 10, 20 or 30 years ago. But I suspect it’s too little too late. There are too many true believers out there, who would immediately demand boycotts, protest, etc etc… It’s like Mittens said, 47% is on the government tit, and they won’t EVER vote Right-wing no matter what you tell them. And there’s a practical problem, too. The media is something like 95% Leftist in composition. You’d have to fire almost everyone and start from the ground up, even if they were bought. It would silence the hostile media, and thus allow self-proclaimed centrist, statist-lite, RINOs get elected. But it wouldn’t undo the damage.

    It’s an entertaining idea, and I think it would have worked if it were done earlier. And I must admit, it’s like a political wet dream to live in a country where the media doesn’t hate you and everyone you respect. But I don’t think it’s enough. The Federal Government is beyond saving, no matter what we do. The very foundation is cracked. Tear it down and build a new one…

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Xealot says:

    It’d be nice.. and honestly, Emperor… this would have been a great idea 10, 20 or 30 years ago. But I suspect it’s too little too late. There are too many true believers out there, who would immediately demand boycotts, protest, etc etc… It’s like Mittens said, 47% is on the government tit, and they won’t EVER vote Right-wing no matter what you tell them. And there’s a practical problem, too. The media is something like 95% Leftist in composition. You’d have to fire almost everyone and start from the ground up, even if they were bought. It would silence the hostile media, and thus allow self-proclaimed centrist, statist-lite, RINOs get elected. But it wouldn’t undo the damage.

    It’s an entertaining idea, and I think it would have worked if it were done earlier. And I must admit, it’s like a political wet dream to live in a country where the media doesn’t hate you and everyone you respect. But I don’t think it’s enough. The Federal Government is beyond saving, no matter what we do. The very foundation is cracked. Tear it down and build a new one…

    With all due respect, don’t give up!

    You think it’s tough to be a conservative in this country because we lost a couple of elections by margins so narrow that you can’t hardly see them and certainly within the margin of fraud (not saying it’s fraud, I’m just trying to put things into perspective here)?

    You should have been me being a conservative where I came from. We hadn’t won an election since before WWII and to call yourself “conservative” in public was an instant scarlet letter on your arse and that was the pleasant side of it.

    Yet we persisted, and after 9/11, long after I’d left, the right won and took over government for years. They lost control again when the global economy went into the shitter, but they won with everything stacked against them. They won to the point where my native country was the first to join up behind the U.S. after the Twin Towers went down and they didn’t fucking budge for a second. When the Mohammed cartoons were published, by them, they told the pisslamists to fuck the hell right off when they threatened to blow shit up if they didn’t arrest the cartoonists at the exact same time that the Spaniards surrendered because of one terror attack.

    Want to talk about Russians? They lived under the Soviet yoke for more than seven decades, yet the ones there who believed in freedom didn’t give up and, guess what, the commies lost.

    How about, again, my native country? You think it was easy for my grandparents to fight against the Nazis who occupied their nation back in 1940 when it seemed pretty obvious that the Nazis were going to win? Did they give up because of that?

    So don’t tell me that the battle is lost because the EneMedia managed to drag, barely, their BlightBringer across the finish line twice.

    The EneMedia can be bought, they’re commodities, they have shareholders who are surely not thrilled with their investments circling around the shitter, and our side has money. Lots of it. That is their weak point. If we can take that away from them, they’re voices in the wilderness.

    And if we can’t, it’s still not lost. It’s not fucking lost until the fat lady sings.

    We fight until we can fight no longer, and we only reach that point when we’re dead. And while we’re fighting, we attack them every which where we can. We study them, we find their weak spots and we exploit the fuck out of them when we find some, but we keep on fighting.

    It’s not going to be easy, nothing worth having is ever easy, but that’s irrelevant.

    The one thing that we can NOT allow ourselves is to throw our hands up.

    You think the leftist swine, back when they started their Long March Through the Institutions thought they were ever going to win, back when this country was as conservative as apple pie? Did that deter them? I wish it had, but it didn’t. They started out one step at a time, exploiting the weaknesses of their enemies and they got us to where we are now.

    Are you telling me that we can’t do what they did? Are you telling me that the commie cunts are better than us?

    Of COURSE you’re not, I know you better than that.

    Ruck up, brother, we can DO this, and you know it. I know that you know it. You don’t have it in you to give up. Right now you feel like I do, I’m sure, which is “fuck it all, let it burn”, but that’s just a phase. Because you can no more let it burn than I can. This nation means too much to us. We will NOT admit defeat, we will NOT roll over, we WILL attack our enemies everywhere we can and we don’t give a royal fuck if it hurts.

    I’m not going to insult you by asking “are you with me?” because I know that you are, I just want to remind you that when everything seems hopeless, that’s a signal that you need to fight harder.

    Let’s get this thing done, brother!
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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    I’m thinking if they assault one of ours, we send ten of theirs to the hospital. We can play “The Knockout Game”, too.

    And the White House is telling supporters “to punch back twice as hard” at anybody who dares to question their policies. Unfortunately some Obama supporters are taking that call literally.

    The media really needs a wake-up call concerning the divide they are creating.

    Sarah Palin gets pilloried for a target on a map, and this doofus gets away with this?

    You’ll have to pardon me, I’m having a bad day. But really, why do union thugs get to beat the crap outta a reporter, and nothing happens? What would have happened if the TEA party demonstrators acted in a manor like this? The media would have been all over it.

    No, the media is and has always been the enemy. They just don’t wear the uniform and hide behind women and children.

    Just like the Taliban, only different.
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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    At least the Taliban can respect a higher power and will give their lives for what they believe, ad fucking-addle-brained as that is. These hunks of whale-shit in the media are “like” the islamo-nazis, only worse. They are cowardly soulless monsters, with no higher calling beyond their own self aggrandizement. Vermin really.

    Given up?

    No. My surrender will by my last blood spattered gasp.

    Given up on a peaceful solution and on this bullshit system?

    Absolutely. I am just waiting for a sufficient justification and a bit more company.

    At the rate things are progressing, I don’t feel as though either shall be in short supply much longer.

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    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    ….I’m not going to insult you by asking “are you with me?” because I know that you are, I just want to remind you that when everything seems hopeless, that’s a signal that you need to fight harder.

    Let’s get this thing done, brother!

    I admire your eloquence, and there’s a lot of truth to that. Maybe if a conservative got up, got elected to high office, and spoke as you just have (and actually meant it), there WOULD be a change in the system. Don’t get me wrong, either. I’m not giving up on our country, our way of life. I’ve just lost hope in the peaceful resolution. But, I grant I might be wrong. And so, until another 1776 rolls around again in our country, I’ll still fight the good fight any way we can. If 1776 DOES roll around again, well, I’ll fight that fight, too.

    And you’re absolutely right… when things are hopeless, one does need to fight more.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Sire, I was born on the losing side and grew up on hte losing side. I’m used to being in opposition. Like Sisiphus, I know it is my fate to shove the boulder for eternity, and as Camus explains, that gives a sense of happiness, of purpose. I mah have accepted recognized that my side has lost, and is damned unlikely to win. So, I revert to Plan B; I can still be the turd in the Progressivist Punchbowl.

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    BamaJack growls and barks:

    It’s not the message we’re failing to advertise so much as it is a matter of RACE. Yep, you heard me right. You’re giving the American people WAY too much credit for being sensical. They’re effin retarded, and all the liberals have to do is put another gangsta talking commie (like ogabe) on the podium, endorsed by Obama and VUALA!!! Insta-prez…. 2016… We must have the minority vote to win. Period. Obama won what, something like 93% of black voters and 65% of hispanics? Don’t tell me these groups voted on ideas, they didn’t. They voted on race. Hell, they don’t even know what the fuck Obama stands for, and they don’t care. They don’t read blogs, they rarely watch the news. THAT’S who beat us. Win them, or at least break their ranks and we have a fugging chance.

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Great idea sire. I say we start with Playboy and I unhesitantly volunteer as editor in chief. Yes, I know it will be a long hard slog but it’s for the cause and I’ll give it my all my Leige.

    Nobody’s buying this shit are they???

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    BamaJack growls and barks:

    Basically what we have to do is win on EMOTION. The way to do that is to make conservatism cool, and the first step in making conservatism cool is to ditch the term “conservatism”. Forever. It immediately conjures up an emotional disconnect to minorities, single women, the ignorant (but smart) youth, and dead ghost voters. Although the notion is totally false, the term is associated by men and women who may or may not have a clue about anything going on in the world in which they live with segregation, women’s suffrage, “gay rights”, and a generally boring, straight-laced, stereotypical lack of modernity. Liberals have us by the balls because they tell the masses we’re the usurpers of PROGRESS, and well, who the fuck LIKES the Debbie Downers??? Fucking nobody, that’s who.

    We don’t need a new product, we only need a new package.

    Tap your inner Steve Jobs freaking marketing genius, we’re under attack on all fronts. Beat them with their own weapons… Mock them.. Free contraception… Seriously wtf, your man doesn’t know when to pull out?? Inject humor, and not humor of the Dennis Miller brand, please.

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    This looks… interesting…

    Hat Tip: Instapundit

    http://reason.com/blog/2012/12/13/forget-diy-drones-how-about-diy-armed-dr

    Why can’t we have drones too? We can use them to… uh… interview media personalities… in their homes… you know… for our networks that we are going to buy.

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    VERY OT, yer vileness, but this is my type of Santa Claus. :em01:

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    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Time to sleep. This quote seems to fit my mood, and the general topics of late:

    “The safest road to hell is the gradual one; the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.”
    - C. S. Lewis

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    majorityofone growls and barks:

    I’ve got an idea. Now I’ve been reading this site long enough that if I’m full of it you guys will let me know.

    The area I live in is rather isolated and quite a few people don’t have computers. Hell, some of them don’t even have electricity.
    How do you reach people like this?

    Why not broadsheets? The material is available. Pick out a couple good posts. Contact the writer of the blog and get permission and print them up. You wouldn’t have to print a thousand copies to begin with. Maybe as few as five. Put them in the local coffee shop, barber shop, bar, gas station whatever and see if they disappear. If they do, lather, rinse , repeat . Women could leave them in beauty parlors or wherever women congregate. They could even be tailored to local tastes.

    It is a grassroots way of reaching people that doesn’t depend on billionaires and that anyone could do. Not that I have anything against billionaires. I’d like to be one myself someday but it’s looking less and less likely.

    Anyway I want to try this and the Rottweiler is one of the blogs I’d like to use. Think it over.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    In related news: saw this at the Belmont Club.

    Don’t forget that Obama For America developed a highly sophisticated “micro-targeted” marketing and campaigning system based on data mining everything they could regarding your identifiable online presence. Knowing how these guys play the revolving door game between the “public” and “private” sector, you have to imagine the braintrust is or will be brought into the government. Now imagine what they can do with the vastly greater resources of the feral government.

    http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/03/ff_nsadatacenter/

    NSA [No Such Agency!] Whistleblower Explains: Everyone in the US Is Under Virtual Surveillance:

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/nsa-whistleblower-explains-chilling-interview-everyone-in-the-u-s-is-under-virtual-surveillance/

    See the interview with Binney, the NSA guy (video and print available), who details the flagrant and continuous violations of our Constitutional rights that have been going on for YEARS, and are accelerating under Obunghole. Binney and a handful of actual American patriots at the NSA protested and tried to stop this shit while there; he quit and went public with the news in a last-ditch attempt to get the word out to the rest of us. And the shitheads in the Fifth Column EneMedia of course embargoed his shocking story. Bastards.

    This is (part of) why Bitchface Pelosi laughed scornfully when someone asked her if what she was doing was Constitutional. What a hell-bitch.

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    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    Ruck up, brother, we can DO this, and you know it. I know that you know it. You don’t have it in you to give up. Right now you feel like I do, I’m sure, which is “fuck it all, let it burn”, but that’s just a phase. Because you can no more let it burn than I can. This nation means too much to us. We will NOT admit defeat, we will NOT roll over, we WILL attack our enemies everywhere we can and we don’t give a royal fuck if it hurts.

    I don’t want it ALL to burn. Just. . . certain parts. I’m sure you can guess which ones. . .

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    This looks… interesting…
    Hat Tip: Instapundit
    http://reason.com/blog/2012/12/13/forget-diy-drones-how-about-diy-armed-dr
    Why can’t we have drones too? We can use them to… uh… interview media personalities… in their homes… you know… for our networks that we are going to buy.

    A paintball to the back of someone’s head while they’re sitting in their backyard could perhaps cause a change of heart. Ahem…

    Civilian drones armed with some good, strong monofilament line could cause havoc with the recon drones the gov uses. Doctrine would be interesting, and execution tricky, but imagine ten bucks worth of heavy fishing leader bringing down an armed drone worth a few million bucks. I recall the Afghans using line guns to shoot down Hind helicopters during the Soviet misadventure…

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight says:

    They are cowardly soulless monsters, with no higher calling beyond their own self aggrandizement. Vermin really.

    They do have a higher power to serve, the Holy State. :em06:

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    The great thing about hunting vermin is they are “no license, no limit”. :em07:
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