Studies in Leftist Swine Hypocrisy

Remember “Piss Christ?”

Of course you do. But if you’re one of the select few who, having lived under a rock in the Mojave Desert waiting for Bear Grylls to wander by so you could steal his wallet (our advice: Don’t even try! That bugger is indestructible), don’t know about it, it was some kooky liberal arts infested moron who thought he’d be “brave” and “edgy” by immersing a crucifix in a mason jar full of urine. “Ironically”, of course, because that’s the one major food group of leftist hipsters. Oh, and the NEA funding with Other People’s Money™ helped too.

Predictably, he was immediately hailed by leftist twats all over as, predictably too, “edgy”, “brave” and “speaking truth to the Evil Oppressive Theocracy”. Synchronized Multigasms among the illiterati hitting the Richter Scale were observed and recorded all over the nation while the Evil Oppressive Theocracy Which Is Just Like Islam™ responded by not chopping off heads, burning down embassies and raping random passers by, because that’s just how evil they are. Ahem.

But that’s all in the past.

So, recently, as a fitting culmination to the mindless leftist moron worship of Obama as a godhead, some twat name of Jamie Foxx openly proclaimed that Ear Leader was “our lord and saviour” (although he, being barely literate, probably didn’t use the proper English “u”), which prompted Glenn Beck to, once again, test that famed tolerance and consistency that we’re constantly told comes natural to leftist swine idiots. And we’re always told that by other leftist swine idiots, so it must be true.

He did so by immersing an Obama doll, one of those cheap plastic ones that you can’t sell to sentient human beings at any price, in a mason jar full of cheap beer. At least we hope it was cheap. Because wasting good beer makes the Baby Jesus cry. Note that he didn’t even use urine. We question his politeness, but note it nonetheless.

The response from the tolerant, consistent left was as predictable as the lack of turnout at a Sandra Fluck event.

How fucking DARE that horrible person disrespect Teh One??? It’s not like he’s merely some central character in the most prominent religion on Earth, he’s EAR FUCKING LEADER!@@! Burn him! Kill him! Murderize him until he’s dead!

The leftist hordes reacted exactly like their allies in the pisslamic world react whenever their most sacred idol is disrespected, short of actually raping, murdering and pillaging, they only threatened to do so. Because they know that they, being pasty, weenie hipster fucks wouldn’t last for ten seconds before they’d have their faces well and truly shot the fuck off.

Ah yes. The tolerance and consistency of the leftist swine. Their hysterical overreaction every time their child god is mocked, yet WE are the “bitter clingers” acting irrationally out of reverence for religion?

That sound you’re hearing, you nitwitted numbfucks? That’s all of us laughing at you. Thanks for making our point for us, as per fucking usual. You just can’t help it, can you?

That was a “rhetorical question.” Google it. On your iPads.

Thatisall.

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LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Wonder what they’d do if someone smeared shit on Herr Bobble-head, whilst on top of a queeran ?? :em03:
And yes, I would. Provided that I could find a free bobble-head. With video on youtube.

30.30/150

LC Darth Scoundrel
LC Darth Scoundrel

Of course that’s not art! He didn’t get an NEA grant for it.

Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut

While not disputing for a moment the fact that this liberal backlash is powered by truly weapons grade stupidity, or that all involved are whiny little bitches in dire need of a cup of tea and good slap, I do wonder if ‘Obama in Pee-Pee’ and ‘Piss Christ’ are true analogues of one another. ‘Obama in Pee-Pee’ (henceforth known as… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says: Piss Christ, on the other hand, was not, according to the artist Andres Serrano, intended to be disrespectful of Christianity. Maybe not, but I suspect he KNEW it would be taken as an insult. Just because you CAN do something, doesn’t mean you SHOULD do it. If I call you a good-for-nothing, low-life, scum-of-the-earth… Read more »

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says: While not disputing for a moment the fact that this liberal backlash is powered by truly weapons grade stupidity, or that all involved are whiny little bitches in dire need of a cup of tea and good slap, I do wonder if ‘Obama in Pee-Pee’ and ‘Piss Christ’ are true analogues of one another.… Read more »

dasbow
dasbow

If Andres Serrano wants to be an asshole, that’s his business. If he wants ME to pay him to be an asshole, that’s MY business. And if Glenn Beck has a need for real urine, well, I can make that my business, too. Just hand me a couple Shiners and I’ll fix him right up.

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

Glenn set that up truly well, fully knowing that the scrotums monitoring The Blaze TV would go batshit crazy. By the bye, I highly recommend that TV network. They broadcast in high def and their software package is great. You can watch all shows live or recorded. If you want to watch it on your TeeVee you can get a… Read more »

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says: That is to say, PC represents what we as a society have done to Christ, his mission, and his message. Horse shit !!! I’m not buying that either. I’ll defend his right to do whatever the fuck he wants, but he can kiss my ass with his justification crap. It was a cheap shot… Read more »

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

Yeah. It’s all our fault for not understanding who God is; to all the drooling superannuated 3 year olds who control the kultur. So try something else. Take a $1 bill and write, “I escaped from Sandra Fluke’s panties on 4/16/11.” Pass it on.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says: Piss Christ, on the other hand, was not, according to the artist Andres Serrano, intended to be disrespectful of Christianity. Instead, it is meant as an attack on a perceived cheapening and commercialisation of Christian icons in contemporary culture. That is to say, PC represents what we as a society have done to Christ,… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:

that’s offensive to this art teacher on so many levels.

You should’ve seen my finger paintings from preschool…

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says: Now, I’m not blind. I’m well aware that any piece so provocatively titled would be bound to cause controversy. And I can sympathise with the argument that, despite its allgedly benign intended meaning, it’s still a crucifix in a jar of piss and that’s offensive. However, OIPP presumes that PC was designed to be… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut @ #: It’s not about whether or not a piece of art is offensive. The concept is subjective anyway. The question is should a Christian, who will more likely than not find this stuff offensive, be forced to pay for it with his or her tax dollars? But even that is beside the point. The… Read more »

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

It’s not worth arguing with Muzzy, or any other Leftist for that matter. If a right-winger did it, it’s bad. Period. End-of-story. If a Right-winger farts in a bathtub, it was racially motivated. If he looks the wrong way out of a window, it was sexism. Even when they don’t want to be, Right-wingers are sexist, racist and homophobic, it’s… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

I have a rain barrel in my barn that I would be happy to donate to the cause should we ever be given the opportunity to immerse the original himself in a large container of amber liquid. If it is to be beer ala Glenn Beck, I only ask that we be given the opportunity to pass it through our… Read more »

bruce
bruce

art we don’t need no stinking art from the parasites at the nea because it is not art it is shit fuck propaganda.they need to be introduced to mr rock that i used on bullies in school.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

There were a great number already that I wanted to clip and quote, but I’m too busy laughing to hold my fingers in line with my keyboard for more than a few seconds at a time. :em05:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

LC Light29ID says:

You should’ve seen my finger paintings from preschool…

you should see some of my early artwork, found a lot of it while clearing out the crawlspace in my late mother’s house……No wonder she stored it out of site and someplace where the mice would eat it….I would have too

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:

you should see some of my early artwork, found a lot of it while clearing out the crawlspace

And I thought I was the only one!
– John Wayne Gacy

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut @ #3: Now, I’m not blind. Sure could’ve fooled ME! “There is none so blind as he who will not see”… (emphasis mine) Gingis Kahn: Honestly this is the best skewering of leftists I’ve watched for quite a while. I didn’t think Beck had it in him. Actually, he has that and MORE. He just,… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

> 22 Signs Of Democrat Voter Fraud In 2012 Election – Fellowship Of The Minds > > Terry, Hardnox, and I have been posting about evidence that the Democrats committed massive vote fraud in the 2012 presidential election. (See the post links colored neon green on FOTM’s “2012 Election” page.) > > But our posts were on separate instances and… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Oh, it’s going to get a LOT worse, my friends. Think back: FDR declared that citizens who owned gold coins, bullion, and gold certificates were “HOARDERS” and just CONFISCATED IT ALL by Executive Order (#6102, if you’re wondering). Gave the citizens subjects what he and Morgenthau deemed gold was worth, in paper money. Penalty for holding onto your own property?… Read more »

I’ve got about as much artistic talent as Barney Gumble on a crystal meth jag.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Version #1: It was a YouTube video we had nothing to do with!!! Version #2: It started as a spontaneous protest that was then escalated by a few extremists and has nothing to do with “decimated, on-the-run” al Qaeda! Version #3: Actually, we believe it is “self-evident” this was a terrorist attack, don’t you? Version #4: The future must not… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

President Obama Honors Rosa Parks Anniversary With Picture Of…Himself President Obama loves to insert himself in other people’s biographies. He also loves to honor people, most recently Neil Armstrong and Vice President Biden, with pictures of himself. All. About. Him. His laser-like focus never wavers from his own image. And the narcissism continues: To honor the 57th anniversary of the… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Gladiator,

He injected himself into the most recent WH presidential bios, as well. His megalomania knows no bounds.