Remember “Piss Christ?”
Of course you do. But if you’re one of the select few who, having lived under a rock in the Mojave Desert waiting for Bear Grylls to wander by so you could steal his wallet (our advice: Don’t even try! That bugger is indestructible), don’t know about it, it was some kooky liberal arts infested moron who thought he’d be “brave” and “edgy” by immersing a crucifix in a mason jar full of urine. “Ironically”, of course, because that’s the one major food group of leftist hipsters. Oh, and the NEA funding with Other People’s Money™ helped too.
Predictably, he was immediately hailed by leftist twats all over as, predictably too, “edgy”, “brave” and “speaking truth to the Evil Oppressive Theocracy”. Synchronized Multigasms among the illiterati hitting the Richter Scale were observed and recorded all over the nation while the Evil Oppressive Theocracy Which Is Just Like Islam™ responded by not chopping off heads, burning down embassies and raping random passers by, because that’s just how evil they are. Ahem.
But that’s all in the past.
So, recently, as a fitting culmination to the mindless leftist moron worship of Obama as a godhead, some twat name of Jamie Foxx openly proclaimed that Ear Leader was “our lord and saviour” (although he, being barely literate, probably didn’t use the proper English “u”), which prompted Glenn Beck to, once again, test that famed tolerance and consistency that we’re constantly told comes natural to leftist swine idiots. And we’re always told that by other leftist swine idiots, so it must be true.
He did so by immersing an Obama doll, one of those cheap plastic ones that you can’t sell to sentient human beings at any price, in a mason jar full of cheap beer. At least we hope it was cheap. Because wasting good beer makes the Baby Jesus cry. Note that he didn’t even use urine. We question his politeness, but note it nonetheless.
The response from the tolerant, consistent left was as predictable as the lack of turnout at a Sandra Fluck event.
How fucking DARE that horrible person disrespect Teh One??? It’s not like he’s merely some central character in the most prominent religion on Earth, he’s EAR FUCKING LEADER!@@! Burn him! Kill him! Murderize him until he’s dead!
The leftist hordes reacted exactly like their allies in the pisslamic world react whenever their most sacred idol is disrespected, short of actually raping, murdering and pillaging, they only threatened to do so. Because they know that they, being pasty, weenie hipster fucks wouldn’t last for ten seconds before they’d have their faces well and truly shot the fuck off.
Ah yes. The tolerance and consistency of the leftist swine. Their hysterical overreaction every time their child god is mocked, yet WE are the “bitter clingers” acting irrationally out of reverence for religion?
That sound you’re hearing, you nitwitted numbfucks? That’s all of us laughing at you. Thanks for making our point for us, as per fucking usual. You just can’t help it, can you?
That was a “rhetorical question.” Google it. On your iPads.