Sandra Fuck, er, Fluke (Homonyms Confuse Us Terribly) Tries to Extend 15 Minutes by Showing More of Her Trademark Ignorance

Since we know the amount of Other People’s Money™ she insisted on being given to cover her contraceptive “needs” and we also know the average market price of contraception (and, of course, assuming that she eschews the use of vile monthly doses of chemicals and goes by a “per insertion” basis instead), two minutes and a calculator tells us that whatever brains this People’s Hero of the Socialist Utopia of Next Tuesday™ might have once possessed must have now been well and truly banged out, so we guess that she has an excuse…

Time’s Candidate for Vagina of the Year™, who once assembled no less than a full dozen supporters in a parking lot, now goes on to crusade against Evil Businesses forced to cut back on hours to avoid being crushed under her favorite Commissar, Comrade Petukh Hussein Obama’s “health” “care” program. She even has a petition and everything!

We will not patronize your businesses

The nation would appreciate it very much if you howling communist harridans would stop with the endless patronizing altogether!

if you go ahead with cutting your employees’ hours because of Obamacare.

All twelve of you? All of that disposable income you have now that you don’t have to buy your own rubbers anymore? Oh SNAP!

By doing this, you are showing America you don’t care about the health and welfare of your hard-working and loyal employees who help make your companies successful and making you billions.

Billions that, per the likes of Fuck, dammit, FLUKE, really belong to The People™ and, anyway, if you stop making billions then where’s the money to pay for Sandra’s Astrodome Diaphragms going to come from? Which is why she’s going to boycott you! Wait. Oh Fluke…

Keep this in mind: If your employees don’t have health care in order to get well when they do get sick, those same employees come to work sick and can pass their illnesses onto us as they prepare or serve our food.

Should be small potatoes compared to the Rogue’s Gallery of colorful STDs you and your fellow FlukeMachines carry around already. You’d hardly notice.

They often don’t have paid sick days and can’t afford to miss a day of work to get better.

Ahem. They don’t get paid sick days even if they get a prescription from the local doc-in-a-box and no, FlukeHead, medicine isn’t magic little pills that make diseases go away instantly. Remember the AZT that your doc has told you you have to take for the rest of your life? Yeah. Just like that. So if the workers can’t afford missing a day now, they won’t be able to afford it in the future either, “healthcare” or not.

All of that aside, you yourself acknowledge that those businesses are doing that to escape the increased costs of OgabeCare. No OgabeCare, no cut hours. Maybe you should petition the socialist fuck in the White House who is pulling your strings instead, comrade FlukeNugget.

Oh, and to further rub salt in the gaping wound of your lack of even basic cognitive abilities, how exactly do you think that a boycott is going to help? Assume, just for the sake of hilarity, that you and all of your literally dozens of supporters succeed in having a measurable effect on the bottom line of those businesses. Yes, we know, ridiculous on its face, but work with us here for a second.

What do you think the consequences of that would be, you flapping cuntmuffin? We can tell by the blank stare in your peepers that you’ve got nothing. Or maybe you’re just in your usual ambulatory vegetative state, but never mind, we’ll give you a clue:

Less hours and perhaps even fewer employees to make up for the losses. Yes, that’s right. It’s Fluking brilliant what you’re doing there. In order to “stand up for the employees” you’re threatening to get more of them fired. “Give this guy all of your money or I’m going to shoot him in the Fluking face!”

No wonder you still haven’t managed to graduate from whatever diploma mill it is that you attend in between making even more of an idiot of yourself in public.

You voted for this. Now you’re going to get it. Good and hard.

P.S.: But that might be OK. We’ve heard from reliable sources that you like it that way.

Thatisall.

21 comments

  1. 1
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    Someone remind me again why this androgynous roboskank is famous?

  2. 2
    Draven32 growls and barks:

    Sandra Fluke Flake is still talking?

  3. 3
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Draven32 says:

    Sandra Fluke Flake is still talking?

    Not just her. The entire loony left came out immediately after the election when businesses reluctantly announced that, given the results, they had to adjust to the economic realities over the next four years. All of the leftist swine then responded by calling for destroying the businesses since somehow doing that would save the jobs of their employees.

    Just like the unions “stood up for the workers of Hostess” by getting them all laid off when they killed the company.

    Of course, unlike Sandra FlukeStick, who has the IQ of a popsicle, the unions know full well what they’re doing, as do the rest of the organized leftists. They’re not in the least bit interested in standing up for the working class, because people earning a living aren’t very good revolutionaries.

    To get revolutionaries, you need millions of people who are left destitute and you need to pre-program them with hatred for everybody who still is able to make a living. That’s not difficult, since people without anything will be naturally prone to envy those who have something. All you need is to teach them that the haves only have something because it took it from the have nots. Revolutions are not born from content masses, they’re born from the ones who have no hope. If you don’t already have millions of those, you go ahead and create millions of them.

    I learned that in Leftist School when I was a young misguided kid, and they haven’t changed the playbook since then. Why would they? It always works.

    For totalitarian socialism to succeed, you need control. To get control, you need enough people who cry out for somebody to take control and deliver them from the situation they’re in. If you don’t have enough desperate people, you create desperation.

    Then all you have to do is to sit back and wait for them to beat a path to your door.

    Mission accomplished.

    It’s not rocket science. I learned it and understood it completely as a teenager and then, since I’ve moved here, I’ve tried my damndest to explain just what the fuck it is that they’re up to in THIS country. Because I read their fucking book. But that’s “unhelpful”, “extremist” and “paranoid”, and that’s only what I get to hear from our OWN side.

    Who obviously know so much better than I, for some reason, having never once in their lives spent as much as a Zeus-damned nanosecond in the middle of the real thing.

    Granted, there are differences. Where I come from, we already had plenty of disgruntled masses thanks to trying to recover from two world wars with only 20 years in between them, and the oil crisis of the 70s only helped things along by leaps and bounds. That wasn’t the case here (yes, I do know that things under Carter were bad here, but they were hardly a sniffle compared to what we went through) because American capitalism is so blessedly resilient. Not so blessed if you’re a communist Democrat trying to mobilize the masses.

    So they went about trying to create a collapse, taking the long view, and they did pretty damn well. The housing collapse was a result of careful, year-long preps by the Democrat Fascist Party (Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, anybody?) and that was the final straw. Hey, instant crisis and misery. Hooray! If you’re a Democrat Fascist, that is.

    The bastards planned it all along, using a playbook that I memorized as a child, yet somehow pointing that out today is “beyond the pale?”

    Every last bit of the misery we see around us today was carefully manufactured by the Democrat Fascist Party, step by step, and the RINOglican Party helped them along through their cowardice and refusal to do what they’d promised to do on the campaign trail.

    The whores deserve each other. They’re both rotten and corrupt to the core and, again, and I’ll repeat it until I turn blue in the face, it was all planned all along.

    Every single bit of it.

    I tried, L-rd knows I tried, to point it out, but it was drowned out by the cries for “reason” and “bipartisanship”.

    But at least I tried.
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    Emperor Misha I says:

    For totalitarian socialism to succeed, you need control. To get control, you need enough people who cry out for somebody to take control and deliver them from the situation they’re in. If you don’t have enough desperate people, you create desperation.

    Exactly. And if you notice, brother dear, Sandra Fuckwart has already tweeted that a “regulatory fix” for all those eeeeeeeeviiiiil capitalist scumbag corporations that are cutting hours to avoid being penalized by OSaviorCare is preferable. Regulatory fix.

    So first, we’ll force you to pay for your part-timers’ health care. If you disobey, we’ll force you to pay fines… er…. taxes… er… fees (CALLING JOHN ROBERTS! HELP!!!!). Then, if you cut employees’ hours in order to circumvent our odious laws, we’ll pass regulations to force you to increase their hours. And then, when you go bankrupt and close your doors, firing hundreds of people, we’ll… BLAME BUSH! :em01:
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  5. 5
    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    Next the taxpayer will have to fund sex changes.

  6. 6
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Move over, Hostess……you got company coming. Although the notion this is part of their plan to force single payer on us.

  7. 7
    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    LC Xealot @ #:

    What makes you think we don’t -already-?

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  9. 9

    LC Xealot says:

    Next the taxpayer will have to fund sex changes.

    Well, yeah! Fucktarded cuntflapper is on video somewhere claiming that sex changes are a right, and therefore the rest of us should fund them.
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    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    Sandra’s Astrodome Diaphragms

    Arrrfffff !!!! You owe me the cost of cleaning Red Bull off the monitor and the ENT to flush my nostrils out. Streaming Red Bull through the nose is NOT recommended.
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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    the Rogue’s Gallery of colorful STDs

    :em06:

    Man, I do not need to hear about that. As if what I have, not an STD, that’s making foul things happen to my body wasn’t enough….

  12. 12
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    What a Fluking stupid whore.

  13. 13
    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    You know what… we all need beer. Let’s start issuing beer stamps. Actually, you know, fuck it… let’s just have rationing for everything and get rid of money entirely. Here’s your weekly condom allotment, beer allotment, victory gin and this week only… one free abortion (granted, since this is government, they’ll be using a shop vac.. but hey… it’s free).

    The Ministry of Truth and the Ministry of Love are there for you!

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    LC Moriarty growls and barks:

    They often don’t have paid sick days and can’t afford to miss a day of work to get better.

    Waaaah. Tell it to the small business owner who crawls into work with a 102 degree fever.

    Been there, done that.

  15. 15
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    Sandra’s Astrodome Diaphragms

    Sire, PLEASE (/bow) do not use our Texan’s “BIG BITCH” in a reference to a skank who probably neither, knows, nor cares, about the pride of our measurements in Texas.

    Maybe a more appropriate, and dare I say, accurate description would be of the KingDome after Katrina? Full of stink, rancid diseased cesspools….filled with all the urine, blood and semen stained dregs you can imagine. Abandoned by the impregnating ‘other half’ and soon to appear on a version of Jerry Springer!!

    Just saying is all… :em03:
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Draco says:

    Sire, PLEASE (/bow) do not use our Texan’s “BIG BITCH” in a reference to a skank who probably neither, knows, nor cares, about the pride of our measurements in Texas.

    Ach, I know. But I was going for “something incredibly, mind-bogglingly huge” and, as is always the case when you’re looking for things that, by their sheer size, put all other piffling human achievements to shame, one’s mind must wander to Texas.

    Because we took the concept of “enormous”, mugged it in a back alley, stole its lunch money and made it our whining, puling little bitch. Then we sent it to the kitchen to make us a damn sammich. :em01:
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    Special Ed growls and barks:

    LC Draco sez:

    Maybe a more appropriate, and dare I say, accurate description would be of the KingDome after Katrina? Full of stink, rancid diseased cesspools….filled with all the urine, blood and semen stained dregs you can imagine. Abandoned by the impregnating ‘other half’ and soon to appear on a version of Jerry Springer!!

    True dat! And so was the SuperDome in N’Orleans!

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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ # 4: Spot on the money!
    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    Fucktarded cuntflapper is on video somewhere claiming that sex changes are a right, and therefore the rest of us should fund them.

    You have that right, indeed. As long as you pay for it your damned self.
    LC Xealot says:

    You know what… we all need beer. Let’s start issuing beer stamps.

    Those I would apply for.
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    CKO1986 growls and barks:

    LC Xealot @ #:

    Speaking of that topic, when I found out the Mass. state supreme court had ruled in favor Kosillek’s demand for taxpayer funds for his/her gender chance operation I made up my mind on the spot to support Scott Brown for whatever office he decides to campaign for next in the hope that he can stop(or at least seriously slow down) this insanity.


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