Happy Turkey Day!

Here, turkey, turkey, turkey…

Today is the day we give thanks while trying to OD on tryptophane and, well, everything else at hand.

Now, His Imperial Majesty knows full well that we may not be in the most thankful mood after November 6th, but we still have a lot to be thankful for.

For one thing, while we’re headed in that direction, we’re still NOT Greece.

For another, even though we’ve taken a kick to the nuts, WE still haven’t changed. Our principles are still the same, our belief in our own principles are still as strong as ever (nothing hones the mind quite as much as the spectre of imminent disaster), we still know that we’re right and the proof is already pouring in.

We predicted that the re-selection of Braaarrgghhh Hussein the BlightBringer would mean shit hitting the fan like crazy in our economy. We were right. We didn’t even have to wait for proof that we were right, the economy went down like a Dauntless on a final bombing run literally the day after the leftist swine had won his empty victory. DOW tanking, hundreds of thousands of jobs ceasing to exist, the leftist swine union allies of his murdering an American icon, millions of Americans, the ones lucky enough to still have a job in this Workers’ Utopia, realizing that their health premiums, if they still had a plan at all, had gone up by anywhere from 15-30%, all of it overnight. Literally.

Talk about a massive hangover. And we should be thankful for that. The death we see in Europe is the result of a gradual slide downhill over decades, the temperature being turned up too slowly for the doomed frog to notice until it was too late. We’re seeing a cataclysmic, immediate collapse so obviously tied to the election results that it can’t be explained away as “coincidental.” Cause and correlation are tied together here, even an infant can see that, all of the howling from the Democrat leftist swine that “businesses are killing themselves just to spite the BlightBringer” notwithstanding.

For four years businesses sat tight, limiting the impact in hopes that the problem would self-correct in 2012 so they could get back to business, which only served to help the socialist Democrats in their narrative that “things weren’t all that bad.” Then November 6th happened and they had to face the cold reality of another four years of the same, which businesses cannot hope to survive. So they did what they had to do, and the effects have been immediate.

Communist cunts like the bitch in the post below, carefully selected by the Ogabe Politburo, can howl and screech as much as they want about small businesses not being hurt, it’s not going to convince the millions of Americans who suddenly find themselves out of a job or cut down to part time. The communists went over the cliff already, and everybody feels it, no matter how much they may have deluded themselves over the last four years.

Things weren’t really all that bad, but that was only because the free market was doing its damndest to hang in there, expecting the usual turnaround. The turnaround didn’t happen, so now the Titanic hits the iceberg.

We should be thankful, odd as that sounds, that the collapse is happening that quickly, because that is the only way that it will become apparent to the voters at large that this shit doesn’t really work. We should be thankful that it happens before the socialist Democrat swine managed to disarm us, which was their biggest mistake. That’s the first step you need to accomplish. They’re now “ruling” over hundreds of millions of very, very angry peasants armed with stuff a fuckload more impressive than muskets.

They went too fast, intoxicated by their own temporary success. This is their undoing, this is our salvation and for that we should be thankful.

And, on a purely unpolitical note, Thanksgiving is about as American as anything gets. It’s an orgy of indulgence, a big fat “in your face” to the ruling class trying to order us to accept moderation because they say so, it’s a revolt against the food Nazis of Moochelle Antoinette, telling them that we don’t give a flying fuck. Take your tofurkey an shove it.

It is your patriotic duty on this day to celebrate, indulge, go nuts and feel good about it, because we’re still the best damn people that ever set foot on this disgusting dirtball of a planet.

Now go PARTY!

Thatisall.

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Azygos
Azygos

And a Happy Thanksgiving to all the Rotties.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

In the People’s Democratic Progressive Republic of Brookline MA, the turkeys are forming gangs and attacking the people.

Turkey Attacks On The Rise In Brookline
:em01: :em05: :em07:

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

I spent it with my mother-in-law and Marys brother. The missing father and sister. Yet the meal was good, very good. As usual I sneaked back later and did all the dishes, stashed the leftovers. Even my left wing brother-in-law now has big cracks in support for bambi. The gun ban, he is a vet. I intend to gently widen… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

LC HJ Caveman82952 says: I intend to gently widen them, mentioning a college in Pennsylvania now reducing many positions to twenty-five hours a week due to obamacare. One even intelligent to mention how is he going to pay for forced care with reduced hours? I hear ya cave. But sadly, the INDIVIDUAL MANDATE in 2014 is only $95. They will… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Americans are bracing for chaos in their holiday travel and shopping this week, as labor unions are planning strikes and protests across areas of the country that are likely to cause major troubles during one of the busiest weeks of the year. The SEIU shut down traffic at the Los Angeles airport on Thanksgiving eve and a union-backed advocacy group… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

For Fourth Straight Year, Obama’s Thanksgiving Message Doesn’t Thank God Yet again, President Obama’s Thanksgiving message eschewed any direct reference to thanking God, making this the fourth straight year in which the President of the United States has ignored the central message of the holiday in favor of political grandstanding. This year, Obama’s central message was that now that he’s… Read more »

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

A very happy Thanksgiving to all!

In the midst of the worst and most generalized rottenness in my lifetime, I’d much rather be here than anywhere else in the world.

LC R6
LC R6

Since 2004 I have been a very happy member of this blog. I read it every day.. It is with regret that I tell you I must go in to the hospital for my alcoholism. We Cherokee have a bit of problem with fire water. I love this blog and cherish the people on it.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

angrywebmaster @ # 2: Turkeys are getting some back on humans the same as the proletariat will get some back on the politburo in time. LC Gladiator @ # 5: And this is really going to make the American public go all out to support that union movement, don’t you think? LC Moriarty @ # 7: Aye! Well said, fellow… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC HJ Caveman82952 says: I spent it with my mother-in-law and Marys brother. The missing father and sister. Yet the meal was good, very good. As usual I sneaked back later and did all the dishes, stashed the leftovers. Even my left wing brother-in-law now has big cracks in support for bambi. The gun ban, he is a vet. I… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

LC Moriarty @ #7:

Heartily seconded! Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good dinner.

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

You can do this thing, LC R6. Been there, done that. You got company here…….my prayers……

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

LC R6 says: Since 2004 I have been a very happy member of this blog. I read it every day.. It is with regret that I tell you I must go in to the hospital for my alcoholism. We Cherokee have a bit of problem with fire water. I love this blog and cherish the people on it. Listen and… Read more »

LC Draco
LC Draco

Hope everyone had a wonderful and dinner laden Thanksgiving!!!

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LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Hope everyone had a yummy T-day Lots of good wishes to all of us who are now into the conservation of the leftovers. LC R6 says: We Cherokee have a bit of problem with fire water. 29yrs of sobriety here, and the Irish in me still wants a taste. For me, I had to keep it simple. I have reason… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

am I right Cave? You certainly are, Jaybear…….. One thousand per cent. There is a lot of experience here at the Rott, LC R6. Management has my permission to send you my e-mail addy any time you request it. We’ve been through our crucibles, LC R6….all of us. The last three years the worst in my sixty years of life.… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

LC Mike in Chi says:

29yrs of sobriety here,

Good work Mike :em01:

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

Seems we got a bunch of old drunks around here, not that age makes any damn difference, it doesn’t. :em03:

irish19
irish19

LC R6 @ #:
Get well. Second what cmblake said.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

R6, here’s to wishing you a very speedy recovery. We all are pulling for you!

Everybody get enough Turkey (not the one on the WH), gravy, ‘taters, et al? I took it very easy and STILL gained a pound.

Oh, and got my bulk ammo today. .303 is hard to find! :em01:

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

LC R6 @ #: Not that long ago a couple of brothers that make up this family know as The Rott, set me down and had THE talk with me. I was drinking to live and living to die. I’ll not call their names, as they know who they are. And as you can see, they’re is a lot of… Read more »

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

R6, Hang in there. A very close friend of mine has been in recovery for nearly 30 years. He’ll tell you that every day is a challenge, but one that he meets with his faith, his family and his friends. He’s more of a brother to me than my own brother was. We’re as far away as the nearest keyboard.… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

Thank you all for your kind words and support. I’ve been a “functional alcoholic” for about 20 years. Things just crashed and burned. I humiliated myself at work by riding down 30 floors in the elevator with a manager who immediately went back up and asked my best friend if I needed a taxi home. I have never been more… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

And Ranger, if you do not come back to us sober, we will collectively come over and kick your butt from coast to coast. :em08:

(Hey, that’s what family’s for).

You’re welcome. :em01:

LC R6
LC R6

currently full of drugs and shaking like a sapling in a Texas wind and sweating like a whore on nickle night, but the VA hospital here is awesome. Although 2 hour vital checks can sure break up a good pass out.

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

Detox is no fun, I remember it well. The happy pills helped, and I do remember having an animated conversation with a green stegosaurus…your work will begin soon enough. I suppose one of my greatest shocks was when I asked why I was up here with all these goons and burnouts. Then they threw down before me a picture taken… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

LC R6 says: currently full of drugs and shaking like a sapling in a Texas wind and sweating like a whore on nickle night, but the VA hospital here is awesome. Although 2 hour vital checks can sure break up a good pass out. do what you’re told and take it easy. and regarding that elevator story, use that as… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

We all have that moment of shame burned into our psyches……I have several. And when I felt that sensation, I ruthlessly played that tape in my mind…all of it. And it only gets worse if one goes back out, for this sickness of the soul is only placed on hold. No one in twenty-two years has ever heard me say… Read more »