The KosTards are apparently up in arms because the GOP are proposing that workers on strike shouldn’t be able to receive food stamps, calling it “starving the Childurn™” or something.

Let’s get something clear here: It has always, and will always be the policy of His Imperial Majesty to help those who cannot help themselves. Operative word “cannot.”

We think that we, and everybody on this site, have proved that enough times in the past to render any argument on that subject moot and, quite frankly, insulting and ridiculous.

HOWEVER.

Anybody who will not help themselves can go fuck themselves sixteen ways from Sunday as far as we’re concerned.

If you have the ability AND the opportunity to go earn a paycheck, yet choose to not do so for whatever selfish reason you might pick, we don’t give a flying FUCK if you end up sucking worms for your sustenance while living in a cardboard box.

Let us make this even clearer: You do NOT have a “right” to help from anybody. And if you’re in a situation where you CHOOSE not to help yourself, in SPITE of being both willing and able with an opportunity at hand, you don’t even fucking DESERVE to get any help. Why? Because you’re a useless, worthless, egotistical fucking loafer who would do all of us a favor by just killing yourself.

And your family would be better off too. At least it would give them the chance to find somebody who ISN’T an utter piece of selfish, narcissistic shit with no sense of responsibility.

That’ll be enough to make you president, as we’ve all learned by now, but it doesn’t make you a worthwhile use of oxygen.

Thatisall.

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M167A1
M167A1
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March 24, 2011 16:48

Stray thought under the useless swine catagory: I have no idea why the post made me think of this. Perhaps because there is so litle to be said for the KOS crowd. Anyway I offer something of slightly greater intellegence than the KOS Klowns. Michael Moore should play the villan in the next Spide Man movie. He could be the… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952
Guest
March 24, 2011 16:55

Why in the hell should the public in any way subsidize their strike? They are refusing to work, a far cry from those I know that are dying to get any job.

M167A1
M167A1
Guest
March 24, 2011 16:58

Response to LC HJ Caveman82952 @:

Its just another way for the Mafia (oh did I say that?) to get money out of the taxpayers…

Good god…

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
Guest
March 24, 2011 17:25

HEy DJ…I would add mandatory drug testing for the recipients. If you cant afford food you sure as hell cant afford to get high. Then again I would add it to welfare also, it is very difficult to find employment that doesn’t require a drug test.

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
Guest
March 24, 2011 17:40

If I remember right, Bill Clinton tried to take donations of used underwear off his taxes. His dutiful lab assistant, Algore, gave a whopping $88 one year to charity according to his taxes.

But yes, we conservatives are just SO selfish and greedy.

Liberalism: More than just stupid…it’s offensive!

-Jim+

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Guest
March 24, 2011 18:22

LC TerribleTroy says: HEy DJ…I would add mandatory drug testing for the recipients. If you cant afford food you sure as hell cant afford to get high. Then again I would add it to welfare also, it is very difficult to find employment that doesn’t require a drug test. I think anyone on unemployment should be given random drug tests… Read more »

LC BOATS
LC BOATS
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March 24, 2011 23:06

Dam DJ –just when I think Ive got you pegged you up and say something that makes sense.When retiring after 33 years because of a disability I look back at a job I absolutely hated but never missed more than ten days in that time. To me it was simple –if a guy could work but did not he was… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
Guest
March 25, 2011 04:30

Food stamps? How ’bout some food stamps for folks who’s job of 12 years ended just after giving the wrong answer to the words “Look, I might be able to save your job if you promise to join my union.”
*SPIT*

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
Guest
March 25, 2011 04:33

No,, I don’t want the damn stamps,,but I know I ain’t the only one that happens to and it happens all day everyday somewhere.
Sympathy for unions ain’t possible for me anymore, it’s quite personal now for me.

americanexpat
americanexpat
Guest
March 25, 2011 06:11

#14 SoCal: Didn’t Unions originally have “Strike Funds” which were to be drawn upon when the Man was putting down the people? Yes. I remember my father drawing on the UAW’s back in the ’60s on those occasions when they chose Ford as the strike target. It wasn’t anywhere near as much as he made working on the line, but… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952
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March 25, 2011 08:42

Good reading,Rottties. It would eat me alive inside not being able to work, even the most mundane simple tasks are worthy of their labor. An honest buck, made by your own two hands. You do what you can. It may be little but all helps. I continue to work as best I can, circumstances dragging me all over the map… Read more »

LC thecabal
LC thecabal
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March 25, 2011 09:32

Seriously, who put the brown acid in the water? Second time in a week that I agree with DJ! :em41:

M167A1
M167A1
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March 25, 2011 12:04

Response to LC thecabal @:
Even a blind nut finds a squirrel once on a while.

What?…wait…..
:em93:

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
Guest
March 25, 2011 14:41

Ohgeeze,, ohcrap,,, my roach clip crawled away,,

Mandrake
Mandrake
Guest
March 25, 2011 17:52

HEy DJ…I would add mandatory drug testing for the recipients. If you cant afford food you sure as hell cant afford to get high. Then again I would add it to welfare also, it is very difficult to find employment that doesn’t require a drug test. I agree … if you include cigarettes … and alcohol … and fast food… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
Member
March 25, 2011 18:06

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. says:

Laid off or fired = Unemployment

Nope, if you get fired it’s because of some, usually deliberate, misbehavior on your part.

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
Guest
March 25, 2011 18:33

Response to Mandrake @: Hell, just look at the “Donks” you see parked at Section 8 and Public Housing complexes, $500 klunkers with anywhere from $500 to @$3000 worth of CRAP on them to boot! I’m betting that you also see plenty of the “clients” with nice new $150 NIKE Air Jordans and new clothes with their team logos as… Read more »

Mandrake
Mandrake
Guest
March 25, 2011 18:55

Hell, just look at the “Donks” you see parked at Section 8 and Public Housing complexes, $500 klunkers with anywhere from $500 to @$3000 worth of CRAP on them to boot! I’m betting that you also see plenty of the “clients” with nice new $150 NIKE Air Jordans and new clothes with their team logos as well, I see losers… Read more »

americanexpat
americanexpat
Guest
March 25, 2011 19:15

#24 VonZorch: Nope, if you get fired it’s because of some, usually deliberate, misbehavior on your part. Agreed. If your job disappears through corporate restructuring or changing business conditions, then that’s not your fault and you should be able to claim unemployment. But if you’re fired for cause, then that is most likely your fault and you should have no… Read more »

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
Guest
March 26, 2011 01:20

Response to Mandrake @: I totally agree. After my first ETS, I was a HAZMAT contractor for a few years. I remember getting stuck on a jobsite with a welfare quota joker who bragged about having 5 kids from 3 or 4 women by age 25. Another story I rwmember hearing from one of my mom’s friends who transferred from… Read more »

Mandrake
Mandrake
Guest
March 26, 2011 01:39

I remember getting stuck on a jobsite with a welfare quota joker who bragged about having 5 kids from 3 or 4 women by age 25. Again, don’t wanna upset any of my good Catholic friends, but can you really argue against Norplant as a condition for being on welfare? And ain’t it the shit – these people can breed… Read more »

Elephant Man
Elephant Man
Guest
March 26, 2011 05:36

Plenty of Americans use ‘em to “anchor” them into the welfare system for life After “welfare reform” in the 90’s, they’d go on shows like Jerry Springer and Maury Povich and play the “Who-da Baby-Daddy” sweepstakes and subject every male that mounted them to a paternity test. Some of these women have dragged in 10+ guys and all tested “You… Read more »

Cricket
Cricket
Guest
March 26, 2011 14:33

DJ, that is good…but how many people do you know would actually do that? And how would you implement something like that? Through garnishment? I have some other thoughts, but know this: We never begrudged paying the unemployment taxes, or the other stuff to help people. What has me up in arms are the abuses in the system that enable… Read more »

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts
Guest
March 26, 2011 15:04

My Liege
Parasites yada-yada
Watch the video where Liblord Lautenberg said we don’t deserve any Freedom
Pet princess for me.

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
Guest
March 26, 2011 15:21

Here’s another two cent’s worth, if it’s a gov.’t employee union striking, not only are they NOT entitled to JACK SHIT while striking, they oughtta be kept working until their work backlogs are taken care of afterward. Just plain time and a half after 40 like us everyday stiffs, etc.. All this shit that the Government emloyee unions and their… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah
Guest
March 26, 2011 18:07

Did y’all see this? In London, their counterparts (socialist douchebags, Labourites, drones, and moochers) rioted all over the city, smashing windows at the Ritz, taking over Fortnum & Mason’s, vandalizing banks, and throwing ammonia-filled missiles at police. The police, as is their way in Old Blighty, weren’t allowed to do much in response. NO tear gas, alas. Don’t think they… Read more »

Teufelhunden_JD
Teufelhunden_JD
Guest
March 26, 2011 22:18

Response to Tallulah @:

That’s a damn shame. I remember when a Bobby with a club not only was allowed but was expected to beat some sense into any hoodlum who dared riot in London.

Cricket
Cricket
Guest
March 27, 2011 05:16

Bobbies aren’t allowed to carry guns, either. Only their SWAT teams are. Notice that all of the rioters had their faces covered, and their Labour rep dared to compare this entitlement nonsense to the civil rights movement, which, IIRC, was semi-peaceful. He should have compared it to the Revolution, but since that was also about us paying taxes, and being… Read more »

Cannon Fodder
Cannon Fodder
Guest
March 27, 2011 19:00

Couldn’t express it any better myself Misha. They walk out on perfectly good employment and they should reap the rewards of such a retarded choice. As for the kids, let them put the tots in foster care for all that matters. I don’t believe that the kids should suffer, but the parents shouldn’t be given anything that they could use… Read more »