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Why does it always have to be Floriduh to get the dunce cap after every election?

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    I’ll make it easy for Ol’ Big Bird. All he needs to do is go to any county with an NSDWP election supervisor. The rest of the state can count just fine because they aren’t magically making tallies for certain candidates grow.
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    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

    I’ll make it easy for Ol’ Big Bird. All he needs to do is go to any county with an NSDWP election supervisor. The rest of the state can count just fine because they aren’t magically making tallies for certain candidates grow.
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    Ooo. Rah.
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    bruce growls and barks:

    if i had met big bird when i was in viet nam i would have eaten the son of a bitch.dj if you like $4.00 gas you will love$8.00 gas from your pickle smoking bongo boy.do you have any coal fired power plants near you well kiss them good by then you can heat your home with with bongo shaped cow flops.

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    bruce growls and barks:

    had a 39 studerbaker with a 327 that could lift the front wheels 3 feet off the road but my wife to be made me get rid of it because it would scare shit out of you.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    So far, fifteen states have petitioned to secede. As a few of them are net recipient states, I don’t get it. I also don’t give secession a hope in hell of getting Odumbo’s approval. Maybe a new Declaration of Independence is forthcoming…

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    As Rome burned about them, the Romans stood ignorant of their own demise, blind to the darkness as it washed over them in a tide of barbarism.

    In the last 48 hours close to 1 million people lost their jobs. Congrats America… you stayed home and Obama won. Now stay home permanently and learn one of life’s most important lessons. Elections have consequence. Enjoy your new full time 28 hour work weeks too for those of you who weren’t? fired.

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    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    bruce says:

    if i had met big bird when i was in viet nam i would have eaten the son of a bitch.dj if you like $4.00 gas you will love$8.00 gas from your pickle smoking bongo boy.do you have any coal fired power plants near you well kiss them good by then you can heat your home with with bongo shaped cow flops.

    Ah, digging out the old Steven Chu chestnut from 2008 again. If we ever do hit $8 per gallon, it won’t be because of the administration, it will be because of Wall Street.

    Yeah, I know, the Rightie claim that the price of gas has doubled since Obama came into office. But in case you suffer from selective amnesia, when Obama was sworn in, the banks and Wall Street were in a free-fall and there was no money for speculation. The price of oil dropped because of it, and the price we paid at the pump was more in line with what it should have been.

    But as the economy started getting better, and the stock market began to rise again. so too did the speculation in oil. The price per barrel increased and the price you paid at the pump followed suit.

    Supply and demand really does not apply in the price you pay at the pump. Another Rightie meme is that if we got off of foreign oil and pumped our own, we’d have lower gas prices. Sorry, but how do you explain what our number one EXPORT is right now?

    That’s right, it’s FUEL. And that export is exceeding what we import right now, and it is going to be even higher next year. And if any of you still believe that the proposed Keystone XL pipeline is going to solve our fuel problems, I have a Space Needle and the box it came in for sale. There is a reason why that proposed pipeline is going down to refineries on the Gulf of Mexico. They intend to refine that Canadian shale oil and pump it directly on to ships bound for South America and China.

    The car I usually drive runs on CNG that I fill up in the garage of my house. My wife drives a Nissan Leaf. The power in my area is generated by hydroelectric, although I am considering supplementing with solar this next year.

    Mark12A says:

    So far, fifteen states have petitioned to secede. As a few of them are net recipient states, I don’t get it. I also don’t give secession a hope in hell of getting Odumbo’s approval. Maybe a new Declaration of Independence is forthcoming…

    The states haven’t petitioned, just a handful of people in those states. And the venue? Most of the petitions have less signatures than the petition to finalize standards for GLUTEN-FREE labeling and the 36,000+ signatures for making it against the law to offend prophets of major religions.

    And frankly, what power does the president have to allow a state to secede? Is there even a law that allows it?

    Of course none of this will be taken seriously by this or any other president. If put to a vote, it is one that is destined to fail spectacularly.
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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    As this was shared with me, I felt that I had to share with you.

    Watch your mailbox
    Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

    It contained some watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my butt and a ‘Blame it on Bush’ poster for the front yard.

    The directions were in Spanish.

    Yours should arrive soon.

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn says:

    Of course none of this will be taken seriously by this or any other president.

    We saw what happened the last time it wasn’t taken seriously….

    Anyway, it may be that they are more likely sending a message than they are seriously considering it. And while the Keystone pipeline won’t solve our energy problems, it WOULD put people to work, but that sort of goes against the Marxist-in-chief’s plans, doesn’t it?

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    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. says:

    We saw what happened the last time it wasn’t taken seriously….

    Yep, and look where that got them.

    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. says:

    Anyway, it may be that they are more likely sending a message than they are seriously considering it.

    At any given time in our history, there have always been a small hand full of people wanting to secede for various reasons. I would consider each one of those people to be not only UN-American, but ANTI-American. Traitors even. If you don’t like it here, pack up your shit and leave. Go move to a place that is more in line with your way of thinking.

    Oh wait, there isn’t anyplace like that…

    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. says:

    And while the Keystone pipeline won’t solve our energy problems, it WOULD put people to work, but that sort of goes against the Marxist-in-chief’s plans, doesn’t it?

    The most realistic figures for jobs would be around 13,000 for two years — many of them being Canadian nationals, and that is taking into consideration a multiplier effect. If the steel pipe is manufactured in the US, that number might go up, but it is most likely the pipe will be made in Canada.

    Once the construction is over, most of those jobs will disappear.

    As far as it being approved — it probably will, sometime in the next couple of months, much to the chagrin of Liberals who voted for Obama. It is quite obvious that the reason for putting off approving of this thing was not to anger Obama’s base — which conversely is the reason why the Republicans were pushing for it prior to the election.
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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Update: 21 States now have petitions to secede.
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    I’ve found a post showing 27. :em03:
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    DJ Allyn says:

    At any given time in our history, there have always been a small hand full of people wanting to secede for various reasons. I would consider each one of those people to be not only UN-American, but ANTI-American. Traitors even. If you don’t like it here, pack up your shit and leave. Go move to a place that is more in line with your way of thinking.

    Oh wait, there isn’t anyplace like that…

    Well, the US of A was… The treason lies in those who would violate the original intent OF America. We are trying to save this country from what has destroyed every other country that has attempted this madness, you silly Canadian.
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    bruce growls and barks:

    dj look up the community reinvestment act because it is what caused the financial melt down it was affirmative action lending to those who could not or would not pay back the loan.bongo is still doing it with the same results.the banks were forced to do this by janet reno the ugliest man in america.we have more oil in america than all of the middle east but the national socialist democratic workers party have stopped us from developing it.

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    LC Ohio Right Wing Nut growls and barks:

    bruce @ #:14
    Woah there buddy..you are gonna confuse a liberal with facts. They can’t handle facts.

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    LC MuscleDaddy growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn @ #:

    “The states haven’t petitioned, just a handful of people in those states. And the venue? Most of the petitions have less signatures than the petition to finalize standards for GLUTEN-FREE labeling and the 36,000+ signatures for making it against the law to offend prophets of major religions.”

    Yah – notice you were careful about using “Most” in there…

    …. since “All” wouldn’t be entirely true

    – MD

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn says:

    Supply and demand really does not apply in the price you pay at the pump.

    Not that old chestnut again?

    No, obviously, the laws of supply and demand, laws that have been known by economists who have at least a passing familiarity with that concept that leftists have so much trouble with, math, apply to anything but something that might prove troubling to a leftist swine dictator.

    When you reach the level where the concepts of math and very basic economics no longer make you run screaming into your closet with a cross and a garlic necklace, please do get back to us on that. But, until then, there really is precious little point in debating the real world with somebody who still believes in the Tooth Fairy.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn says:

    And frankly, what power does the president have to allow a state to secede? Is there even a law that allows it?

    That’s not the question.

    What’s important is that there is no law that prohibits it.

    Mull on that for a bit.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn says:

    The most realistic figures for jobs would be around 13,000 for two years

    Kind of beats losing a million jobs in 48 hours because of a socialist fuck “winning” reelection, doesn’t it?

    I don’t know. 13,000 may not impress you, but it beats the fuck out of minus 1,000,000 in my book.

    Traitors even. If you don’t like it here, pack up your shit and leave. Go move to a place that is more in line with your way of thinking.

    Oh wait, there isn’t anyplace like that…

    That’s is kind of the whole issue, right there. Isn’t it?

    I wish we had an “ominous and vaguely disturbing smirk” smiley right now.
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    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says:

    Well, the US of A was… The treason lies in those who would violate the original intent OF America. We are trying to save this country from what has destroyed every other country that has attempted this madness, you silly Canadian.

    Horse Pussy. Seceding is making a move against the US of A. It is not accepting the fact that a majority of people voted in an election and your side lost. Now you want to cry like a fucking baby, and take your ball and go home. That isn’t the original intent OF America, that is just you wanting to participate in a coup.

    You do NOT represent the majority of people in this country — not even the majority of people who voted for Mittens. These “petitions” represent a tiny fraction of a percentage point and is nothing more than a silly little publicity stunt. The sad fact is that it only highlights the level of derangement that some on the Right have reached.

    And what “destroyed” country are you speaking of? If you really want a truly libertarian paradise, I would suggest checking out Somalia. There, the government doesn’t stand in your way at all, and ALL you have are your bootstraps to pull yourself up by. You might have to do something about the theocracy they have going on there, but hey, you don’t have a problem killing Muslims, do you?

    bruce says:

    dj look up the community reinvestment act because it is what caused the financial melt down it was affirmative action lending to those who could not or would not pay back the loan.bongo is still doing it with the same results.the banks were forced to do this by janet reno the ugliest man in america.we have more oil in america than all of the middle east but the national socialist democratic workers party have stopped us from developing it.

    You really need to stop getting your information from Rush — it is rotting your brain. Not to mention making you a Low Information Voter.

    I have seen the claim before — that we have more oil in America than all of the Middle East. We might, but that is also very misleading. The big question is being able to recover it, and the answer at this time is not cheaply, easily or with our current technology. I refer you to a good read at The Oil Drum

    Thus, while the U.S. might indeed have greater oil resources than Saudi Arabia, U.S. oil reserves (per the BP Statistical Review of World Energy) are only about 1/10th those of Saudi Arabia. The distinction is important.

    Now as far as your claim that the Community Reinvestment Act is responsible for a worldwide economic collapse, I can only laugh at how gullible you are to believe that. You completely ignore the actual facts, where savings banks and insurance companies were used as giant casinos to create HUGE sums of money for their investors and left everyone else with the bill. In other words, they privatized their profits and socialized their costs. Yes, they went out of their way to make knowingly risky loans to anyone who could fog a mirror because they found a way they could monetize a loss and sell it as an asset. They were able to do that because their industry was either deregulated or the Bush administration overlooked the violations of the regulations that were left.

    Emperor Misha I says:

    No, obviously, the laws of supply and demand, laws that have been known by economists who have at least a passing familiarity with that concept that leftists have so much trouble with, math, apply to anything but something that might prove troubling to a leftist swine dictator.

    Hyperbole much?

    Misha, it is YOU who is having trouble with the concept that the price of oil is NOT being determined by how much there is or what the demand is. The period between October 2008 and May 2009 is proof of that. With speculation out of the equation, the price of oil went down. There was no money to artificially drive the price up. We didn’t start having these insane prices at the pump until the Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000 became law.
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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn says:

    It is not accepting the fact that a majority of people voted in an election and your side lost

    It wasn’t a majority of the population of the US. In fact, it was a very small group, relatively, way less than the last election, even. And, had YOUR side played by the rules (excuse me while I roll on the floor, laughing out loud), Romney would very likely be the president-elect right now.