Dang, That Sure Is An Impressive Turnout!

We mean, seriously:

Out of 175,554 registered voters, 247,713 vote cards were cast in St. Lucie County, Florida on Tuesday. Barack Obama won the county.

When faced with the astronomical figures, Gertrude Walker, Supervisor of Elections for St. Lucie County, said she had no idea why turnout was so incredibly high. She was flabbergasted, saying, “We’ve never seen that here.”

Nor has anybody else, ma’am. In fact, we’re near certain that it’s a mathematical impossibility for more people to vote than actually exist, but we’re probably just being silly.

Coincidentally (or not), St. Lucie County is also in Allen West’s district, where 6,000 votes mysteriously “shifted” from Mr. West to his challenger.

When you’ve got 72,000 people voting who don’t even exist, it’s actually not all that mysterious.

Out of the 247,713 cards cast, somehow election machines counted 123,591 total votes.

Along with this questionable result, Mr. Obama also received over 99% of the vote in numerous districts in Broward County. In various districts in Cleveland, he received 100% of the vote. In Florida, Mr. Obama received over 99% of the vote in precincts where GOP inspectors had been removed.

Last time we remember seeing such impressive numbers, the Hussein receiving the votes’ first name wasn’t Barack.

You know, at some point His Imperial Majesty may just change his mind and decide to become a full-bore “sore loser.”



  1. 1
    single stack growls and barks:

    I firmly believe this election was won by two factors.
    First, the Gramscian long march through the institutions is complete and has borne its evil fruit.
    Second, a successful campaign of massive vote fraud.

    I’m taking the death of my beloved country very hard. Sore loser doesn’t begin to describe it.

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    Orion growls and barks:

    41% voter fraud – at a minimum in that county.
    Almost certainly 20-40% in many counties reporting the same sorts of percentages in PA, OH, VA, and more.

    So…Can we agree that there was NOT an election held on Tuesday?

    Sure, there was probably almost NO voter fraud in TX, HI, AK, MA, NY, AL, LA and other ‘sure-thing’ states. But 40% fraud in a few critical counties in battleground states is all you need, now isn’t it?

    That was a lovely bit of Reality Television, but it was in no way an election. Unless you call what goes on in the USSR, China, North Korea, Hussein’s Iraq, etc. an ‘election’.

    As I said – the only thing I was off on was the DEGREE of voter fraud. They went far beyond even MY projections. And threw it in our faces. And nothing will be done.


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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    OK, if Obeyme wasn’t freely/fairly/legally elected, we don’t need to do a damned thing he wants.

    I’ve already decided I qualify as a “professional revolutionary.”

  4. 4
    Tango9 growls and barks:

    All self-proclaimed liberals/progressives/commies are the enemy. I will actively undermine them for the rest of my life. I will seek out ways to make their lives a living hell, and I’ll do it the old fashioned way: they’ll never know it was me.

  5. 5
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    So, when do the Colonels remember their oaths?

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    Pockmark growls and barks:

    Regarding the apparent discrepancy in Florida between registered voters and cards cast, could it simply be that this year the voters had to fill out 2 cards, and the machines counted both?

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    LC MaxMomFL growls and barks:

    There were two vote cards in our district, but there was/is major voter fraud being perpetrated. This entire “election” stinks like yesterday’s diapers.

  8. 8
    LC MaxMomFL growls and barks:

    The Local Paper declared Murphy the winner this evening despite the irregularities. The Leftist dirtbags are out in full moonbat regatta on the comments page.

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    Pockmark growls and barks:

    This also weird. This link that Misha used makes mention of Philadelphia’s 4th Ward, and how it went 99.5% to Obama. 9955 votes for Obama, 55 for Romney. (Which apparently is 5 votes less than McCain got in 2008).

    There’s a picture and link to a Breitbart story about how there was a Poll Watcher with an Obama Hat at the same ward. However, when you look at the Breitbart link, it turns out it’s a picture from Chicago’s 4th ward, not Philly’s.

    Is that weird?

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    LCSgtmech growls and barks:

    What I want to know is why the HELL no one is doing anything about this shit. If these numbers are correct, then there’s no damn way anyone could ignore this. There should be lawsuits flying all over the damn place. It seems as if apathy is the desert of the day anymore. Someone just direct me to a rally point, i’m so sick of this shit.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    What I want to know is why the HELL no one is doing anything about this shit

    We’re the bigger man, we can’t sink to their level, it isn’t polite to challenge an election, we have to respect the will of the people, these are just a few rogue individuals, Mr. Obama ran a good campaign, we have to think of the good of the nation, we’ll get them next time, just give us two election cycles and this will all be reversed, etc., etc., etc.

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    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    It does kind of make you wonder what would have happened if Nixon had decided to contest the ’60 election….

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    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    Pockmark says:

    could it simply be that this year the voters had to fill out 2 cards, and the machines counted both?

    that would make sense if there were an even number of cards handed out

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    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    LC hilljohnny @ #: Well, to play Devil’s advocate here, perhaps a some people weren’t interested in the elections on the second page? If all they wanted to do was cast a vote of Ø, they might have only cast one paper, even if given two?

    I think these people need to come up with either better ballots, or else a better way of reporting.

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    rickn8or growls and barks:

    Last time we remember seeing such impressive numbers, the Hussein receiving the votes’ first name wasn’t Barack.

    IIRC, he wound up dancing on air…

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    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    The worst part is — I don’t think this sort of thing is even a systematic conspiracy, or anything. Individual Leftists do shit like this on their own whenever they think they can get away with it.

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    Special Ed growls and barks:

    I was reminded of a unit motto I saw at Cp. Hovey, Tongduchon, S. Korea, but when I Googled it, I came up with many such mottos: Shoot ’em in the Face!

    God, I love calling these people my own!

    Maybe it’s because I’m Special – Oh, you know the rest –


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    Alceste growls and barks:

    Voter irregularities are normal. There’s no voter fraud going on.

    At least that’s what the majority will say. What they don’t know is that unless a government is prepared to put down an open rebellion with force, then the fraud will be subtle. First it’ll be imperceptible, then it’ll look like “irregularities,” and pretty soon it’ll look like Chavez’s Venezuela – where the exit polls showed he lost, then a few hours later he was named the winner…while tanks and armed troops rolled through the streets.

    I voted because I thought this was the last chance to prevent us from becoming a totalitarian socialist state. I was wrong. It was already too late.

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    Alan K. Henderson growls and barks:

    I’m not warming up at all to the notion of UN poll watchers. But the idea of Czech, Polish and Baltic poll watchers is starting to sound real good.

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    LC Draco growls and barks:

    Alan K. Henderson @ #:

    And even some of the UN poll watchers were amazed we didn’t require picture IDs to vote!!


    AND Special Ed….Kimchi for the WIN!!! :em01:

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    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    LC Draco @ #: I found that bit highly amusing. We can’t ask for ID, that’s disenfranchisement! and then the UN watches those same people wanted, because we had to prevent that horrid Republican voter fraud, ask why we don’t use it. I bet Chavez expects everyone there to produce ID to vote.

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    LC Light29ID says:

    So, when do the Colonels remember their oaths?

    My question exactly.