A Great Senior Moment

Swiped from a Facebook post….once in a while, you find a gem there!

Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a D. C. airport.

There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one.

The elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

The young protester put her hand on the old woman’s shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice the young lady said, “Lady, don’t you care about the children of Iraq?”

The old woman looked up at her and said, “Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam.
All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country.

If you touch me again, I’ll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.”

Once you’re through chuckling, you can call this your Thursday Open Thread™!

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Elephant Man
Elephant Man

I googled “umbrella up ass” to look for a funny photo/image to provide a link and found that Snopes has filed this story under “undetermined”.

Hell of a good story, though…… :em01:

I guess it will be up to BC or RR to supply the imagery.

aaaaand “foist”! :em93:

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

NOW THAT was a thing of beauty. And while Im at it, I feel I must commend you for your bravery in your search terms. And…. I will NOT be opening any link that BC or Rad place in this thread.

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

Seems that we still dont know who the “rebels” in Libya are. Fox (in its infinite wisdom) reported that they were possibly AQ because the rebels were yelling Allah Akbar when firing their weapons. They lost a credibility point with me for that missive. They may very well be AQ, but to reach that conclusion on the “Allah Akbar” theory… Read more »

LC Draco
LC Draco

Yeah, Libya is a CLUSTER FUCK. But wait, it’ll better….wanna see text book mission creep?

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Obama: No U.S. Forces on the Ground
in Libya… Except For Those Guys.

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451

Oh God, I hope that’s TRUE!!!!

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451

Elephant Man says: I googled “umbrella up ass” to look for a funny photo/image to provide a link and found that Snopes has filed this story under “undetermined”. Hell of a good story, though…… I guess it will be up to BC or RR to supply the imagery. aaaaand “foist”! Frankly, FUCK SNOPES! They are a buncha fucking leftists (you… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Speeches from the whitehouse just don’t leave me any clearer on ANYTHING. ‘Just another layer of confusion,,
‘Wasn’t always this way,, why,, I remember,,(que nostalgic sound track)
Voices of Thunder that left no doubt about ANYTHING.

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

A good reason to always carry a golf umbrella. :em95:

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
Virago
Virago

Also swiped from Facebook… Top Ten Rejected Names for the Libya operation Apparently the White House tossed out a number of perfectly good names before arriving at “Operation Odyssey Dawn”: 10.Operation Nine Months In The Senate Didn’t Prepare Me For This 9. Operation Organizing for Libya 8. Operation Double Standard 7. Operation FINE! I’ll Do Something 6. Operation Enduring Narcissism… Read more »

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451

Elephant Man says: I googled “umbrella up ass” to look for a funny photo/image to provide a link and found that Snopes has filed this story under “undetermined”. Hell of a good story, though…… I guess it will be up to BC or RR to supply the imagery. aaaaand “foist”! You know, we could have an 8 year presidency…we COULD…and… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Response to Virago @:
Can’t call it a war. The official designation is...”Kinetic Military Action.”

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

I understand a social worker showed up at the obamas sisters abode, just before spring break. Checkin’ on the 4 kids, ya know. They were running around, creating a ruckus. She yelled at 1 of them, “Leroy, stop pickin’ your nose.” She yells at another, “Leroy, keep quiet!” She screams at a third child, “Close that refrigerator!” The social worker… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Since my previous link was for an article dated 2002, here’s one to a more recent “kinetic” war one:

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Response to Gladiator @: and it is our military that is being volunteered by others to carry out missions that are important not only to us, but are important internationally. Bonzo’s full of . You cannot “volunteer” people without their permission. To do so is to conscript them. To that end, then I suppose that the slaves were “volunteered” by… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

oops. screwed that one up. Um…management?

[I think that got it, m’lady; let me know if that’s not what you were wanting it to look like. -Venomous]

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Every ARG carries a full contingent of of SEALs and Sniper-Scouts. With two ARGs and an airborne brigade, we can put between 7 and 10,000 light, mobile infantry into that mess in less than 6 hours. They will bring their own helo and air support along with 30 days of all supplies. Two combat hospitals aboard the command ships. And,… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Happily, Obama’s corrupt union thugs SEIU/ACORN are launching their plan to bankrupt American banks, causing a collapse of the stock market and yet another financial crisis…. Why are Democrats dependent on America FAILING? Why do Democrats WANT us to fail? Why do they FORCE failure on us? Why can’t they support American SUCCESS? Because the Democrat Party HATES America, HATES… Read more »

irish19
irish19

We are stuck with a President who hates his own country. Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! How the fuck did we manage to do this? I know-that’s a rhetorical question. But, nonetheless……. I hope people are waking up. I think they may be. Hopefully, the inside-the-beltway crowd at the RNC will wake up as well. Maybe they will… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

Obama says No “US” Troops on the ground. If they are handed pretty powder blue targets to put on their heads, they become “UN Peacekeepers.” So in the world of leftist thinking this makes him not a lying fuck nugget. I am so fucking sick of semantical games. Sec Def Gates said today that the US will be handing over… Read more »

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

I won’t attempt to parse “kinetic military action.” Mohamar believes KMA stands for something else.
Looks like my friends across the ditch at Boeing will be putting in a ton of OT to replace all those wasted Tomahawks.
Here’s to economic stimulus. :em03:

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Response to Grammar Czar @:
Grammar Czar says:

[I think that got it, m’lady; let me know if that’s not what you were wanting it to look like. -Venomous]

That’s it, Spats. Mucho thanko. 😎

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

LC Draco says: It’s called NEO…and is a type of military operation. Wouldn’t surprise me to see it. Forgive me I’m a bit medicated today due to a excruciating kidney stone. My point was that DJ was intentionally mis-characterizing a mission to retrieve a down air crew in a militarily hostile environment as if were the same as rescuing a… Read more »

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451

By the way I was politely asked to take a “break” from that site because I got drunk and stupid like I do here but they don’t tolerate it. I took a permanent break. Anyway, Rottie is much better anyway 🙂

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451

And yeah I know the owners/operators of snopes…they can be definitive in many cases. You think I hate them or something? They ARE leftists; doesn’t mean they serve no purpose. I don’t hate barb 🙂

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

You all know that I thoroughly despise Obummer, but I am a fair man, and wish to clear up something. Military operations are usually named by pulling a word at random from two long lists.

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

Sir M thank you thank you thank you. I so needed a good laugh and that provided it to me. Been a crap day of work and that made me laugh so hard. Troy feel better, I have seen others deal with I know the pain is a killer. On my states issue with stupid union teachers comes this: http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/118566889.html… Read more »

M167A1
M167A1

Response to Lizard, G.L.O.R. @:

Dude.. there is no reasoning with folks like that…

Some are having the big fit out of blatant self interest… At least these are honest crooks and not the batshit insane, I am from Mars… dingdongs that actually beleve any of this bongwater…..

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

Ok… Open thread

To BC…Update graduated last night from Fireschool just waiting on my card

To Caveman and Cavechick…dropped ya some cash sorry it took so long but life has been getting in the way ( not to diminish anyting you guys are going through) and know you are always in my families prayers

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Admittedly they’re good for debunkings but FUCK THEM OTHERWISE. FUCK THEM SIDEWAYS then.

With an umbrella! :em99:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

hey muslims………prove to me that you are a religion of peace by denouncing this

pardon me if I don’t hold my breath waiting for you to do that

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

I feel left out — Soros seems to be funding everyone BUT me.

Well, if you were to keep up on your Communist Party membership dues and stop avoiding Cindy Sheehan’s…ahem….’friendly advances”, I’m sure Mr.Soros and yourself could work out a funding “arrangement”. :em69:

seagoon
seagoon

Response to LC TerribleTroy @:
Troy, you have my sympathy… that is not a pleasant thing you are undergoing. Just remember, passing a stone is the closest a man can get to understanding how childbirth feels.

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.

The Fwench pushed this thing forward, insisting they would be first to fight, and they were, even kinda jumping the gun a bit, and that seems to be the only attack sortie they’ve flown…and they launch 1 (one) cruise missile. The Brits were on board and launched 12 cruise missiles, then started to worry they were going to deplete their… Read more »

Draven32
Draven32

We lost an F-15E… which are the newest of the F-15s- due to ‘a mechanical failure’ Gee, i thought the F-15s we had were gonna work just fine and we didn’t need to build anything to replace em? Ohh, right,we’re supposed to just build more F-15s. And I’d sure that it would be just as easy for Chrysler to restart… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Western Energy Alliance, formerly IPAMS, reported that at least half of the non-producing onshore U.S. acreage is the direct result of bureaucratic delays imposed by the Obama administration, not oil and gas companies are refusing to develop lands currently under lease. The organization has published a top ten list to show how bureaucratic delays are not only preventing more production… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Draven32 says: We lost an F-15E… which are the newest of the F-15s- due to ‘a mechanical failure’ Gee, i thought the F-15s we had were gonna work just fine and we didn’t need to build anything to replace em? Ohh, right,we’re supposed to just build more F-15s. The E variant of the F-15 is twenty six years old. Ancient… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

The second largest holder of US Treasury bonds is Japan. Has anybody thought that ( with the disaster in Japan ) it might sell the bonds to gain liquidity?

And what that would do to US??

Bueller….Bueller..???

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
M167A1
M167A1

Response to Gladiator @: A couple of points about the 15, Yes they are old but they are still among the best fighters out there. It’s a great design and is constantly being updated and sold to new clients. The latest variant is an updated 15E called a “silent Eagle” that is an impressive aircraft. And one that the AF… Read more »

LC Draco
LC Draco

Troy… Didn’t mean to cause confusion. NEO is an op to pull out (mostly) civilians. “Tears of the Sun” movie is actually a decent example. A downed A/C (aircraft) is a COMPLETELY different matter. There are two operations when there is a downed A/C. One is called PR, or Personnel Recovery. Believe me, ALL shit stops until the crew is… Read more »

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

Response to LC Draco @ #28: From the link: DD Forms 1610 and 2585 are Adobe Acrobat files. If you do not have Adobe Acrobat you can download it for free from the left hand navigation. How very Army. Don’t suppose it would occur to those puff polished pukes that in a bug-out one is not likely to have: electricity,… Read more »

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

Response to Grammar Czar @ #15:
To think I was under the impression that the term “Kinetic Warfare” was a descriptor for the use
of conventional chemical-based kinetic energy weapons, as opposed to nukes. Foolish me. That
makes too much sense for the Washington Crowd.

LC Draco
LC Draco

Response to LC/IB PrimEviL @:

It’s actually a JOINT form so it is a DoD issue, but your point is still well taken.

It is one reason my company is writing apps for soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines that are stand alone. Once loaded on a smart phone or device, no internet access needed.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

LC Draco says: The other part of that is called a DART (Downed Aircraft Recovery Team). Their mission is to recover the A/C if possible, and it really depends on the condition of the A/C and the security in the area. (I doubt they will deploy a DART in Libya to get that specific bird.) Back in my day, when… Read more »

LC Draco
LC Draco

Yeah, Crunchie…NEO normally is supposed to involve hundreds, if not thousands, of personnel. (And I do not think the Corps… or the Army… or the Navy… or the Coast Guard… or the Air Force are going to see ‘peace’ anytime soon.) BTW, the CH-53 is one bird I have actually had the pleasure of riding in and jumping out of….was… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

LC Draco says: (And I do not think the Corps… or the Army… or the Navy… or the Coast Guard… or the Air Force are going to see ‘peace’ anytime soon.) Hence the quotie thingies around the word peace. I meant that even when the nation was at peace, Marines were getting shot at somewhere in the world. I never… Read more »