A Great Senior Moment

Swiped from a Facebook post….once in a while, you find a gem there!

Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a D. C. airport.

There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one.

The elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

The young protester put her hand on the old woman’s shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice the young lady said, “Lady, don’t you care about the children of Iraq?”

The old woman looked up at her and said, “Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam.
All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country.

If you touch me again, I’ll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.”

Once you’re through chuckling, you can call this your Thursday Open Thread™!

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Elephant Man
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Elephant Man

I googled “umbrella up ass” to look for a funny photo/image to provide a link and found that Snopes has filed this story under “undetermined”.

Hell of a good story, though…… :em01:

I guess it will be up to BC or RR to supply the imagery.

aaaaand “foist”! :em93:

LC TerribleTroy
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LC TerribleTroy

NOW THAT was a thing of beauty. And while Im at it, I feel I must commend you for your bravery in your search terms. And…. I will NOT be opening any link that BC or Rad place in this thread.

LC TerribleTroy
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LC TerribleTroy

Seems that we still dont know who the “rebels” in Libya are. Fox (in its infinite wisdom) reported that they were possibly AQ because the rebels were yelling Allah Akbar when firing their weapons. They lost a credibility point with me for that missive. They may very well be AQ, but to reach that conclusion on the “Allah Akbar” theory tells me they have no clue as to the cultural environment of the operation.

Funny how Obama began jumping through hoops once the “Arab League” issued their statement supporting the No Fly zone.

This Libya thing is nothing but a huge CLUSTER FUCK.

Where is the dividing line between “working class” and others in the job market? If you’re not working class then what are you?

LC Draco
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Yeah, Libya is a CLUSTER FUCK. But wait, it’ll better….wanna see text book mission creep?

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

Obama: No U.S. Forces on the Ground
in Libya… Except For Those Guys.

LC Anniee451
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LC Anniee451

Oh God, I hope that’s TRUE!!!!

LC Anniee451
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LC Anniee451

Elephant Man says:

I googled “umbrella up ass” to look for a funny photo/image to provide a link and found that Snopes has filed this story under “undetermined”.
Hell of a good story, though……
I guess it will be up to BC or RR to supply the imagery.
aaaaand “foist”!

Frankly, FUCK SNOPES! They are a buncha fucking leftists (you ever been to their boards? You’d know). Admittedly they’re good for debunkings but FUCK THEM OTHERWISE. FUCK THEM SIDEWAYS then.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
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Speeches from the whitehouse just don’t leave me any clearer on ANYTHING. ‘Just another layer of confusion,,
‘Wasn’t always this way,, why,, I remember,,(que nostalgic sound track)
Voices of Thunder that left no doubt about ANYTHING.

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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A good reason to always carry a golf umbrella. :em95:

Virago
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Virago

Also swiped from Facebook…

Top Ten Rejected Names for the Libya operation
Apparently the White House tossed out a number of perfectly good names before arriving at “Operation Odyssey Dawn”:
10.Operation Nine Months In The Senate Didn’t Prepare Me For This
9. Operation Organizing for Libya
8. Operation Double Standard
7. Operation FINE! I’ll Do Something
6. Operation Enduring Narcissism
5. Operation So That’s What the Red Button Does
4. Operation France Backed Me Into A Corner
3. Operation Start Without Me
2. Operation Unlike Bush Wars This One Is Justified Because Hey Look A Squirrel
1. Operation Aimless Fury

“Obama’s war in Libya is called Odyssey Dawn. The definition of odyssey? 1: a long wandering or voyage usually marked by many changes of fortune,”

LC Anniee451
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LC Anniee451

Elephant Man says:

I googled “umbrella up ass” to look for a funny photo/image to provide a link and found that Snopes has filed this story under “undetermined”.
Hell of a good story, though……
I guess it will be up to BC or RR to supply the imagery.
aaaaand “foist”!

You know, we could have an 8 year presidency…we COULD…and the guy need do NOTHING except replay Reagan speeches. (No one will remember; it doesn’t matter). Just keep doing Reagan for like 8 years (OK substitute a few names here and there). And it would WORK. We’ll cheer and the left will moan and what the fuck else is new? THERE ARE NO NEW ISSUES; bring back my Reagan. I didn’t appreciate him the first time; I promise I will now 🙁

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
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Response to Virago @:
Can’t call it a war. The official designation is...”Kinetic Military Action.”

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

I understand a social worker showed up at the obamas sisters abode, just before spring break. Checkin’ on the 4 kids, ya know. They were running around, creating a ruckus. She yelled at 1 of them, “Leroy, stop pickin’ your nose.” She yells at another, “Leroy, keep quiet!” She screams at a third child, “Close that refrigerator!” The social worker asked her, “You named all your kids Leroy?” That be right, she said. The social worker then asks, “What if you only want one of them?” She said, “Then I calls them by their last name.”

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
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Since my previous link was for an article dated 2002, here’s one to a more recent “kinetic” war one:

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
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Response to Gladiator @:

and it is our military that is being volunteered by others to carry out missions that are important not only to us, but are important internationally.

Bonzo’s full of :em72: . You cannot “volunteer” people without their permission. To do so is to conscript them. To that end, then I suppose that the slaves were “volunteered” by others. He needs to quit trying to sound intelligent. He fails every.single.time.

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
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oops. screwed that one up. Um…management?

[I think that got it, m’lady; let me know if that’s not what you were wanting it to look like. -Venomous]

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

Every ARG carries a full contingent of of SEALs and Sniper-Scouts.

With two ARGs and an airborne brigade, we can put between 7 and 10,000 light, mobile infantry into that mess in less than 6 hours.

They will bring their own helo and air support along with 30 days of all supplies. Two combat hospitals aboard the command ships.

And, they will have been wasted if the commie in chief is dumb enough to deploy them.

Sometimes I wish for a military coup in the USA /s.

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

Happily, Obama’s corrupt union thugs SEIU/ACORN are launching their plan to bankrupt American banks, causing a collapse of the stock market and yet another financial crisis….

Why are Democrats dependent on America FAILING? Why do Democrats WANT us to fail? Why do they FORCE failure on us? Why can’t they support American SUCCESS?

Because the Democrat Party HATES America, HATES Capitalism, HATES individual freedom.

They’d much prefer a totalitarian Communist dictatorship.

We are a nation occupied by a hostile, murderous, criminal force. That force is the Democrat Party, the party that wholeheartedly supports acts of economic terrorism against our own nation.

May God help us.

With Obama at the helm, Eric Holder head of the DOJ and now Jamie Gorelick as possibly head of the FBI, we are truly in dire trouble.

Let’s face it. We are stuck with a President who hates his own country. It is sickening and scary. The day that he, his disgusting wife and their brats move out of our White House even the Democrats will breathe a sigh of relief. In the meantime…pray.

irish19
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irish19

We are stuck with a President who hates his own country.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
How the fuck did we manage to do this? I know-that’s a rhetorical question. But, nonetheless……. I hope people are waking up. I think they may be. Hopefully, the inside-the-beltway crowd at the RNC will wake up as well. Maybe they will figure out that the American people didn’t just turn the House over to the Reps so they could play nice with the dhimms. I hope so, but I’m not holding my breath.

LC TerribleTroy
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LC TerribleTroy

Obama says No “US” Troops on the ground.

If they are handed pretty powder blue targets to put on their heads, they become “UN Peacekeepers.” So in the world of leftist thinking this makes him not a lying fuck nugget. I am so fucking sick of semantical games.

Sec Def Gates said today that the US will be handing over CONTROL of the operation in a few days. This implies that we have been “controlling” the operation. Thats just fucking terrific ! Way to give the shitbirds a excuse to blame us for all of this nonsense. Not that we weren’t going to be blamed, but did he have to give them that kind of ammo? What a DUMBASS. We pay these people to be professionals. I understand that people are fallible and make mistakes and I can understand how people could say ignorant things in a camera in your face scenario. But when a professional steps up to a podium to make a “official statement” I don’t think its unreasonable to expect them to have their shit together.

Y’all ready for WW3? Because I think its coming.

LC Spare Parts
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LC Spare Parts

I won’t attempt to parse “kinetic military action.” Mohamar believes KMA stands for something else.
Looks like my friends across the ditch at Boeing will be putting in a ton of OT to replace all those wasted Tomahawks.
Here’s to economic stimulus. :em03:

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
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Response to Grammar Czar @:
Grammar Czar says:

[I think that got it, m’lady; let me know if that’s not what you were wanting it to look like. -Venomous]

That’s it, Spats. Mucho thanko. 😎

LC TerribleTroy
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LC TerribleTroy

LC Draco says:

It’s called NEO…and is a type of military operation. Wouldn’t surprise me to see it.

Forgive me I’m a bit medicated today due to a excruciating kidney stone. My point was that DJ was intentionally mis-characterizing a mission to retrieve a down air crew in a militarily hostile environment as if were the same as rescuing a lost hiker in a permissive environment.

LC Anniee451
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LC Anniee451

By the way I was politely asked to take a “break” from that site because I got drunk and stupid like I do here but they don’t tolerate it. I took a permanent break. Anyway, Rottie is much better anyway 🙂

LC Anniee451
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LC Anniee451

And yeah I know the owners/operators of snopes…they can be definitive in many cases. You think I hate them or something? They ARE leftists; doesn’t mean they serve no purpose. I don’t hate barb 🙂

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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You all know that I thoroughly despise Obummer, but I am a fair man, and wish to clear up something. Military operations are usually named by pulling a word at random from two long lists.

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
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Lizard, G.L.O.R.

Sir M thank you thank you thank you. I so needed a good laugh and that provided it to me. Been a crap day of work and that made me laugh so hard. :em03:

Troy feel better, I have seen others deal with I know the pain is a killer.

On my states issue with stupid union teachers comes this:

http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/118566889.html

Read My Lips and I are thinking of taking a road trip so we can see the stupid close up.

Here is some background on the dufus doing this walk from Whitewater to Madison:

http://facstaff.uww.edu/compase/

I think the professors at Whitewater should be more like their students and just go get a drink.

M167A1
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M167A1

Response to Lizard, G.L.O.R. @:

Dude.. there is no reasoning with folks like that…

Some are having the big fit out of blatant self interest… At least these are honest crooks and not the batshit insane, I am from Mars… dingdongs that actually beleve any of this bongwater…..

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
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LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

Ok… Open thread

To BC…Update graduated last night from Fireschool just waiting on my card

To Caveman and Cavechick…dropped ya some cash sorry it took so long but life has been getting in the way ( not to diminish anyting you guys are going through) and know you are always in my families prayers

Elephant Man
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Elephant Man

Admittedly they’re good for debunkings but FUCK THEM OTHERWISE. FUCK THEM SIDEWAYS then.

With an umbrella! :em99:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
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hey muslims………prove to me that you are a religion of peace by denouncing this

pardon me if I don’t hold my breath waiting for you to do that

Elephant Man
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Elephant Man

I feel left out — Soros seems to be funding everyone BUT me.

Well, if you were to keep up on your Communist Party membership dues and stop avoiding Cindy Sheehan’s…ahem….’friendly advances”, I’m sure Mr.Soros and yourself could work out a funding “arrangement”. :em69:

seagoon
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Response to LC TerribleTroy @:
Troy, you have my sympathy… that is not a pleasant thing you are undergoing. Just remember, passing a stone is the closest a man can get to understanding how childbirth feels.

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
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The Fwench pushed this thing forward, insisting they would be first to fight, and they were, even kinda jumping the gun a bit, and that seems to be the only attack sortie they’ve flown…and they launch 1 (one) cruise missile.

The Brits were on board and launched 12 cruise missiles, then started to worry they were going to deplete their inventory. I won’t disparage the RAF, because I haven’t heard anything, plus or minus about them in this.

The UN backed it.

The Arab League wanted us to intervene, and when the first bombs are dropped, they change their minds.

We’ve sent in 124 cruise missiles, flown missions that take 25 hours and lost an F-15.

Now we’re going to turn over the control of this (though we never officially had control) to a consortium of politicians to decided the next strategy.

I think we got suckered into this.

Let the Arab League enforce the NFZ, they have some damn good planes (bought from us) and pilots (trained by us), hell, I’d even let then take advantage of our AWAC capabilities so they don’t bump into each other, but this fight, even with the instability of the oil market, is not worth our troops lives.

Kdaffy wins and we lose. The Rebels (whoever they really are) win and we will probably lose anyway.

Draven32
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We lost an F-15E… which are the newest of the F-15s- due to ‘a mechanical failure’

Gee, i thought the F-15s we had were gonna work just fine and we didn’t need to build anything to replace em?

Ohh, right,we’re supposed to just build more F-15s.

And I’d sure that it would be just as easy for Chrysler to restart production on the K-Car as well.

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

Western Energy Alliance, formerly IPAMS, reported that at least half of the non-producing onshore U.S. acreage is the direct result of bureaucratic delays imposed by the Obama administration, not oil and gas companies are refusing to develop lands currently under lease. The organization has published a top ten list to show how bureaucratic delays are not only preventing more production of domestic oil and natural gas today, but putting at risk tomorrow’s production as well, said Kathleen Sgamma, the organization’s director of government and public affairs.

http://rigzone.com/news/article.asp?a_id=105483

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

Draven32 says:

We lost an F-15E… which are the newest of the F-15s- due to ‘a mechanical failure’

Gee, i thought the F-15s we had were gonna work just fine and we didn’t need to build anything to replace em?

Ohh, right,we’re supposed to just build more F-15s.

The E variant of the F-15 is twenty six years old. Ancient in technology terms. Yet 0bamma kills the F-22.
Most anti-american pResident ever.

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

The second largest holder of US Treasury bonds is Japan. Has anybody thought that ( with the disaster in Japan ) it might sell the bonds to gain liquidity?

And what that would do to US??

Bueller….Bueller..???

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator
M167A1
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M167A1

Response to Gladiator @:

A couple of points about the 15, Yes they are old but they are still among the best fighters out there. It’s a great design and is constantly being updated and sold to new clients.

The latest variant is an updated 15E called a “silent Eagle” that is an impressive aircraft. And one that the AF might want to look at.

That said, the fleet is very old and airframes wear out no matter how much new electronics you hang on them. The oldest aircraft the B-52s and KC-135s take tremendous effort to keep flying. You have to pay attention to hours flown and things like metal fatigue.

We need new aircraft. One choice might be to purchase updated versions of current aircraft or even remanufacturer some existing one (ala the A-10C or C-5M)

I would prefer to spend money on newer types, its more expensive but a better investment. I have a feeling we will need all the F-22s and F-35s we can get someday.

LC Draco
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Troy…

Didn’t mean to cause confusion. NEO is an op to pull out (mostly) civilians. “Tears of the Sun” movie is actually a decent example.

A downed A/C (aircraft) is a COMPLETELY different matter. There are two operations when there is a downed A/C. One is called PR, or Personnel Recovery. Believe me, ALL shit stops until the crew is recovered. I was ‘involved’ in a couple in Iraq when we lost some helos, to include one in 2004 when 1st CAV DIV lost a Kiowa.

The other part of that is called a DART (Downed Aircraft Recovery Team). Their mission is to recover the A/C if possible, and it really depends on the condition of the A/C and the security in the area. (I doubt they will deploy a DART in Libya to get that specific bird.)

LC PrimEviL
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Response to LC Draco @ #28:
From the link:

DD Forms 1610 and 2585 are Adobe Acrobat files. If you do not have Adobe Acrobat you can download it for free from the left hand navigation.

How very Army. Don’t suppose it would occur to those puff polished pukes that in a bug-out one is not
likely to have: electricity, access to internet, access to computer, and be generally just trying to stay alive?

LC PrimEviL
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Response to Grammar Czar @ #15:
To think I was under the impression that the term “Kinetic Warfare” was a descriptor for the use
of conventional chemical-based kinetic energy weapons, as opposed to nukes. Foolish me. That
makes too much sense for the Washington Crowd.

LC Draco
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Response to LC/IB PrimEviL @:

It’s actually a JOINT form so it is a DoD issue, but your point is still well taken.

It is one reason my company is writing apps for soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines that are stand alone. Once loaded on a smart phone or device, no internet access needed.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC Draco says:

The other part of that is called a DART (Downed Aircraft Recovery Team). Their mission is to recover the A/C if possible, and it really depends on the condition of the A/C and the security in the area. (I doubt they will deploy a DART in Libya to get that specific bird.)

Back in my day, when the ships were made of wood and the men were made of steel 🙂 we called it a TRAP, Tactical Recovery of Aircraft and Personnel. Same thing though, probably just different terminology between the Corps and Army. It was one of the MEU/SOC qualifications, along with NEO, Non-Combatant Evacuation. While Tears of the Sun is a good example or a NEO, MEU’s trained to do it for thousands of personnel. It usually involved seizing/securing an embassy, airfield, or even a damned soccer field (A regulation one can accommodate a CH-53 Sea Stallion.) That shit’s the Corps’ bread and butter during “peace time”.

LC Draco
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Yeah, Crunchie…NEO normally is supposed to involve hundreds, if not thousands, of personnel. (And I do not think the Corps… or the Army… or the Navy… or the Coast Guard… or the Air Force are going to see ‘peace’ anytime soon.)

BTW, the CH-53 is one bird I have actually had the pleasure of riding in and jumping out of….was a nice jump, the landing…not so much. :em02:

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC Draco says:

(And I do not think the Corps… or the Army… or the Navy… or the Coast Guard… or the Air Force are going to see ‘peace’ anytime soon.)

Hence the quotie thingies around the word peace. I meant that even when the nation was at peace, Marines were getting shot at somewhere in the world.

I never jumped out of a 53, or any other bird for that matter, personal risk avoidance policy (The world’s dangerous enough already 🙂 ) but man, talk about the Cadillac of troop haulers. The one bird I’ve ever been in that didn’t smell like hydraulic fluid or drip some unknown fluid on ya in the jump seats.