And we are about to win. Big.
Just a few last words. We heard that the BlightBringer tried to spike the has-been Laden Fish Sticks Football one last time in desperation before the vote.
Yeah. About that. We have one response, and we wish we’d made the picture ourself:
Obama bin-Imaginary Rambo didn’t kill fuck all, the SEALs did, after he’d tried his level best to avoid giving the “go” order.
And when THEY called HIM back from Benghazi, he told them to fuck off and die because helping THEM out might hurt his re-election chances by destroying his “Arab Spring” fantasy.
And they died. They died well, they took out 60 of the pisslamic scumbags, but they still died. When the “president” who’s been pimping their hard work against bin Fish Sticks in order to score credit for himself was asked by them to do his fucking JOB, he left them to die.
Thanks a metric fuckload, you junkie shithead commie “president.”
But, in a way, it is only proper.
This serves as a perfect summary of his entire fucked up worst “presidency” in the history of our nation.
Take credit for the hard work and sacrifice of others, blame your numerous failures on everything and everybody else.
This nation needs a long and hard colon cleansing to flush out the shit, and today is the opportunity to do so.
We already did. Now you go and do the same.
This is one part of our nation’s history that you do NOT want to be left out of. And all it takes is for you to lift your arse off the couch and go pull a lever. Not quite the same as rappelling into an enemy compound in the middle of the night in an enemy country, is it? But it’s every bit as, if not more, important. And bring your friends. If there is anything you can do, anything at ALL, to get somebody out there to vote today who might otherwise not have gone, you’ll have done a mitzvah. For yourself, for that somebody, and for our nation.
This is your shot. It doesn’t require much, but great deeds do not always require great efforts. All they require is to be there when it counts and, if you’re there, to do the right thing.
In return, you earn the right to say you were there, you helped, you were part of it.
If we win, as we surely will, you get to be part of that. If we don’t, and that’s not even a question right now if we all do what we have to do, then you still get to live the rest of your lives knowing that you did what you could.
Not for you the regrets of “if only I had taken this more seriously” or “I wonder if…”
You did your duty. You had your shot, you took it.
Now go TAKE it.