This Is It

And we are about to win. Big.

Just a few last words. We heard that the BlightBringer tried to spike the has-been Laden Fish Sticks Football one last time in desperation before the vote.

Yeah. About that. We have one response, and we wish we’d made the picture ourself:

Obama bin-Imaginary Rambo didn’t kill fuck all, the SEALs did, after he’d tried his level best to avoid giving the “go” order.

And when THEY called HIM back from Benghazi, he told them to fuck off and die because helping THEM out might hurt his re-election chances by destroying his “Arab Spring” fantasy.

And they died. They died well, they took out 60 of the pisslamic scumbags, but they still died. When the “president” who’s been pimping their hard work against bin Fish Sticks in order to score credit for himself was asked by them to do his fucking JOB, he left them to die.

Thanks a metric fuckload, you junkie shithead commie “president.”

But, in a way, it is only proper.

This serves as a perfect summary of his entire fucked up worst “presidency” in the history of our nation.

Take credit for the hard work and sacrifice of others, blame your numerous failures on everything and everybody else.

This nation needs a long and hard colon cleansing to flush out the shit, and today is the opportunity to do so.



We already did. Now you go and do the same.

This is one part of our nation’s history that you do NOT want to be left out of. And all it takes is for you to lift your arse off the couch and go pull a lever. Not quite the same as rappelling into an enemy compound in the middle of the night in an enemy country, is it? But it’s every bit as, if not more, important. And bring your friends. If there is anything you can do, anything at ALL, to get somebody out there to vote today who might otherwise not have gone, you’ll have done a mitzvah. For yourself, for that somebody, and for our nation.

This is your shot. It doesn’t require much, but great deeds do not always require great efforts. All they require is to be there when it counts and, if you’re there, to do the right thing.

In return, you earn the right to say you were there, you helped, you were part of it.

If we win, as we surely will, you get to be part of that. If we don’t, and that’s not even a question right now if we all do what we have to do, then you still get to live the rest of your lives knowing that you did what you could.

Not for you the regrets of “if only I had taken this more seriously” or “I wonder if…”

You did your duty. You had your shot, you took it.

Now go TAKE it.



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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Jawohl, mein Kaiser! :em01:

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    As I mentioned to Azygos in a chat: Wednesday morning, when we wake up, we will either still be a democratic republic, or we will be a banana republic. It all depends on what happens Tuesday.

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    “If you don’t vote, don’t crab!” – Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts

    May God smile on this Country today. Don’t know about the rest of y’all, but my family and I ( and a WHOLE lot of others! ) have been fasting and praying that we will be able to stem the tide of evil sweeping this great Country of ours. I hope He’s listening, it’s for sure he’s NOT neutral!


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    For the sci fi geeks out there .. this is appropriate

    Adama’s speech before the rescue of colonists from New Caprica:

    This is the Admiral.

    You’ve heard the news, you know the mission.
    You should also know there is only one way that this mission ends: and that’s with the sucessful rescue of our people, off of New Caprica.

    Look around you. Take a good look at the men and women that stand next to you. Remember their faces, for one day you will tell your children and your grandchildren that you served with such men and women as the universe has never seen.

    And together, you’ll accomplish the feat that will be told and retold down through the ages, and find immortality as only the gods once knew.

    I’m proud to serve with you.
    Good hunting.

    Now .. GO VOTE!

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    I voted early, and I sometimes wish we could get away with the same shit the demoncraps are encouraged to do. It would be simpler if we could guarantee that each of them could only vote once, and had to prove who they were to do it. :em08:

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Mission accomplished. I was voter #655 at City Hall today.

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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says:

    It would be simpler if we could guarantee that each of them could only vote once, and had to prove who they were to do it.

    Why do you think they scream bloody murder whenever the notion of Mandatory Voter ID comes up? It isn’t just that it would make it harder for them to cheat, but also that the first major election with such in effect would reveal just HOW MUCH they’ve *BEEN* cheating all these years…

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    A devout Christian friend sent me this. I post it at midnight: this is the Book of Joshua:

    Be strong and of good courage. Our forebears fought to carve our nation out of the wilderness, and have fought in numerous wars; our Christian forebears and the Israelites before them have endured horrors.

    For we fight, not against men, but against Principalities and Powers of Darkness. Satan is a liar and the Father of Lies.

    The children of Israel wandered in the wilderness 40 years for worshipping the Golden Calf, but when all that generation were passed away, the Lord brought them to the promised land.