Obama’s Latest Surrogate
Whoda thunkit? A talking vagina outlining why one should vote for “Teh Won™”, since he’s the only candidate that respects vaginas everywhere has been produced, providing a somewhat unusual surrogate for Team Zero. Nevermind the ad is full of blatant lies, such as Romney wanting to ban all abortions, but it’s still amusing. My question for liberal women is why you allow your party to reduce you to concepts like this? Does your entire world revolve around the ability to obtain an abortion if you’re foolish enough not to use nearly fool-proof contraception available, along with Plan B? Are you really just a life-support system for that vagina, incapable of other thoughts than a guarantee to have one method of correcting you and your partner’s irresponsibility? You have quite a few more or less legitimate issues such as equality of pay in the workplace, military service and phony glass ceilings, yet your party still reduces you to a reproductive organ all for their benefit. Perhaps if you ever catch on to the concept of useful idiot, you’ll stop humiliating yourself with such foolishness. Seriously. Mitt Romney has 5 kids, so he can’t be all that much against vaginas, or at least one in particular works just fine for him.
It talks, but can it smoke a cigarette and blow out smoke rings? ……nevermind, that’s just a rumor I heard somewhere.
After you’re done laughing…. -Carry On
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Thug-
That’s a dirty crack.
(Illinois goes Romney… Book it!)
L.C. Mope recently posted..A Special Kind of Stupid
Gives new meaning to the words stupid twat.
Listen CuntMuffin, I hate to break it to you, but you just reduced your entire life, purpose and existence to being nothing more than a wet hole between your legs. I’ll feel sorry for you after I finish laughing my ass off.
Dahammmm! That ain’t the gals I know…no sirree! Then again, the women I call friend have minds, loves, hearts and opinions of their own…….funny what that little difference can make….I know my wife did during her time…….a decent shot at the range too…..and she despised bambi….
I thought Halloween was over. If that costume is a true refelection sex must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrH4i8cptVg
So? Close, but not cigar territory, Teh
Can’t call him Teh One anymore, ‘cuz now he ain’t gonna.
OneWun prefers a whole diff’runt hole.Actually a talking rectum would be a more fitting mascot for Teh Imposter. It would represent all their voters.
Wait! I think the dermocrats took my suggestion. Wasn’t Colon Bowell campaigning in Ohio this weekend?
LC Gladiator @ #5:
Even as you were posting that, Limbaugh was playing it on his show.
Like I said on Facebook this morning: Because apparently one of these candidates is of the opinion that my genitals are the only important part of me or the only thing worth focusing on.
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he really does campaign with Clinton!
Yep, I heard that ole Barack doesn’t prefer vaginas. He sort of swings a different way…
How dare they play “America the Beautiful” for background music on an add that crass? Oh, right, they have no shame…whoever came up with that ad anyway.
Susan B. Anthony would wear this goofy broad’s hide out with a yardstick for this foolishness.
i can tell she is not a first borne daughter because they are all to smart to believe any thing bongo says.i have been married to a first borne daughter for 42yrs. and she is way too smart to fall for any bull shit from any one let alone a bongo moron.she is a pretty good shooter but then she is good ast any thing she wants to do.she is also a math science wiz and any one who talkes about glow bull worming gets the third degree until they wilt.to her obama and the first sasquatch are idiots who should be impeached then tried for treason.
A talking fuck hole. Great. I don’t sleep well as it is, this will bring back nightmares of
someall of my exes.But for something different,
May tomorrow be OUR “Gunpowder plot”.
For your random Twitter chuckle:
@FillWerrell: I’m predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow… Until all the Republicans get off work. #RomneyRyan2012
I never cease to be amazed by the socialists. Just when I think the peckerheads can’t be any more tasteless, one of them steps from the gutter and proves me wrong.
This has to be the perfect definition of a “twunt”.
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If you don’t want to get called a capid vunt, don’t dress like one.
LC George, Apocryphal Prophet recently posted..The obligatory Memorial Day post, 2012
What kind of man is Obama?
Let’s see…He’s the kind of man who voted against increasing the debt limit; then supported raising it.
He’s the kind of guy who promised to cut the deficit in half by the end of his first term; then proposed trillion dollar deficits. (This sentence brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 Trillion.)
He’s they type who vowed the unemployment rate would be below 8% if his stimulus was passed; but then it broke 10%.
He’s the kind of guy who promised shovel ready and then admitted they weren’t that ready.
They type of man who campaigned against the Bush tax cuts; then extended all of them.
He’s the kind of man who indicated Bush violated the Constitution; then carried out warrantless wiretaps, indefinite detentions, secret renditions, quadrupled drone attacks, and kept Guantanamo Bay open. Voted against the Patriot Act, but then supported its extension. And then let’s not even go to Benghazi.
He’s they type who vowed to take public financing for his 2008 campaign; then refused public financing when he realized he would receive more money without it.
He’s the type who says,”I believe that marriage is the union between a man and a woman,” to CNN during the 2008 election but when it becomes politically expedient to have an different opinion he flip flops completely.
The kind of guy who in March 2011, without congressional approval, authorized a military attack on Libya…and how are things in Libya today?
He’s the kind of man who promises a unification of America then runs an administration built on Class Warfare and Racial Pandering. (Beer Summit anyone?)
He’s the type of guy who you never want to be a “stalwart ally” of….just ask Mubarak.
And the type of man who promised NOT to run for president in 2004, then did. Who said NO NEW TAXES, then gave us OBAMACARE, which gives us over 7 new tax hikes and new taxes.
The kind of guy who said he’d reduce earmarks, then doubled them.
And of course the kind of guy who promised transparency. Yes, he really did. Benghazi anyone?
So now we know Obama a little better now don’t we?
Romney/Ryan 2012. Get out and VOTE!!!! 11/6/12….the day we send the scum back to Chicago.
Don’t libtards know that we WANT them to have all of the contraception they want and then some. The less they procreate the better for humankind.
LC MaxMomFL recently posted..I’m baaa-aaack!
LC LOBO @ #:
That made my day! Lord, if we really are leaving the decision up to people like that… we’re in for a long and ROUGH road ahead! Please, kill it now before it lays eggs and de-educates the rest of the population!
one pussy endorsing another
LC LOBO says:
It could have been worse. It could have been wearing clown makeup.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Tomorrow
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Tomorrow
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:
It’s creepy enough. Clown make-up would have ended up with a round in my monitor. I fucking hate clowns.
LC LOBO @ #:
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Tomorrow
LC LOBO @ #:
Um…the Gunpowder Plot was a failure.
Fa Cube Itches @ #:
Aye, I know. But this time, we aren’t looking to trade one totalitarian shit for another. We are fighting for freedom. And, laugh as those may, I’ve have a certain “voice” tell me that thing are going to change. The way they need to.
LC LOBO @ #:
I’d meant (anyway) to post:
Remember, remember, the
fifthsixth of November….Any Time I react badly to something like this and want to hurl out the dreaded “C-Word”…I try to take a deep breath and refrain by thinking – That is someones Niece – daughter – Sister – Wife…how would I feel if someone said that about a woman in my life….oh wait the women in my life don’t act like this….
…. oh lord crap like this tests my patience…..
I watched that for about a minute, now I want to pull my brain out through my nose.
A tanker of brain bleach stat.
VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:
LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician recently posted..Democrats Take Advantage of the Mentally Ill Voters
Breathe! Breathe!! Let’s not panic… stay calm, and don’t antagonize it. Maybe it will lose interest and go away. I certainly hope so…
Oy, what Stupidity On Display™
LC CiSSnarl5.7 Chariot Builder says:
Believe me honey, if any women in our family were that batshit insane, I wouldn’t stop anyone else from saying what I probably already did anyway.
Second time in my whole life that looking at a vag has made me wanna puke.