Whoda thunkit? A talking vagina outlining why one should vote for “Teh Won™”, since he’s the only candidate that respects vaginas everywhere has been produced, providing a somewhat unusual surrogate for Team Zero. Nevermind the ad is full of blatant lies, such as Romney wanting to ban all abortions, but it’s still amusing. My question for liberal women is why you allow your party to reduce you to concepts like this? Does your entire world revolve around the ability to obtain an abortion if you’re foolish enough not to use nearly fool-proof contraception available, along with Plan B? Are you really just a life-support system for that vagina, incapable of other thoughts than a guarantee to have one method of correcting you and your partner’s irresponsibility? You have quite a few more or less legitimate issues such as equality of pay in the workplace, military service and phony glass ceilings, yet your party still reduces you to a reproductive organ all for their benefit. Perhaps if you ever catch on to the concept of useful idiot, you’ll stop humiliating yourself with such foolishness. Seriously. Mitt Romney has 5 kids, so he can’t be all that much against vaginas, or at least one in particular works just fine for him.
It talks, but can it smoke a cigarette and blow out smoke rings? ……nevermind, that’s just a rumor I heard somewhere.
After you’re done laughing…. -Carry On