Obama’s Latest Surrogate

Whoda thunkit? A talking vagina outlining why one should vote for “Teh Won™”, since he’s the only candidate that respects vaginas everywhere has been produced, providing a somewhat unusual surrogate for Team Zero. Nevermind the ad is full of blatant lies, such as Romney wanting to ban all abortions, but it’s still amusing. My question for liberal women is why you allow your party to reduce you to concepts like this? Does your entire world revolve around the ability to obtain an abortion if you’re foolish enough not to use nearly fool-proof contraception available, along with Plan B? Are you really just a life-support system for that vagina, incapable of other thoughts than a guarantee to have one method of correcting you and your partner’s irresponsibility? You have quite a few more or less legitimate issues such as equality of pay in the workplace, military service and phony glass ceilings, yet your party still reduces you to a reproductive organ all for their benefit. Perhaps if you ever catch on to the concept of useful idiot, you’ll stop humiliating yourself with such foolishness. Seriously. Mitt Romney has 5 kids, so he can’t be all that much against vaginas, or at least one in particular works just fine for him.

It talks, but can it smoke a cigarette and blow out smoke rings? ……nevermind, that’s just a rumor I heard somewhere.

After you’re done laughing…. -Carry On


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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:


    It talks, but can it smoke a cigarette and blow out smoke rings?

    That’s a dirty crack.

    (Illinois goes Romney… Book it!)

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    Gives new meaning to the words stupid twat.

    Listen CuntMuffin, I hate to break it to you, but you just reduced your entire life, purpose and existence to being nothing more than a wet hole between your legs. I’ll feel sorry for you after I finish laughing my ass off. :em05: :em05: :em05:

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Dahammmm! That ain’t the gals I know…no sirree! Then again, the women I call friend have minds, loves, hearts and opinions of their own…….funny what that little difference can make….I know my wife did during her time…….a decent shot at the range too…..and she despised bambi….

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    Kriegsbringer growls and barks:

    I thought Halloween was over. If that costume is a true refelection sex must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. :em05:

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    So? Close, but not cigar territory, Teh One Wun prefers a whole diff’runt hole. :em05: Can’t call him Teh One anymore, ‘cuz now he ain’t gonna.

    Actually a talking rectum would be a more fitting mascot for Teh Imposter. It would represent all their voters.

    Wait! I think the dermocrats took my suggestion. Wasn’t Colon Bowell campaigning in Ohio this weekend? :em05: :em05: :em05:

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator @ #5:
    Even as you were posting that, Limbaugh was playing it on his show. :em03:

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    Like I said on Facebook this morning: Because apparently one of these candidates is of the opinion that my genitals are the only important part of me or the only thing worth focusing on.

    he really does campaign with Clinton!

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Yep, I heard that ole Barack doesn’t prefer vaginas. He sort of swings a different way…

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    L.O.R. Ankle biter growls and barks:

    How dare they play “America the Beautiful” for background music on an add that crass? Oh, right, they have no shame…whoever came up with that ad anyway.

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Susan B. Anthony would wear this goofy broad’s hide out with a yardstick for this foolishness.

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    bruce growls and barks:

    i can tell she is not a first borne daughter because they are all to smart to believe any thing bongo says.i have been married to a first borne daughter for 42yrs. and she is way too smart to fall for any bull shit from any one let alone a bongo moron.she is a pretty good shooter but then she is good ast any thing she wants to do.she is also a math science wiz and any one who talkes about glow bull worming gets the third degree until they wilt.to her obama and the first sasquatch are idiots who should be impeached then tried for treason.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    A talking fuck hole. Great. I don’t sleep well as it is, this will bring back nightmares of some all of my exes.

    But for something different,

    Remember, remember, the 5th of November
    The Gunpowder Treason and plot ;
    I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
    Should ever be forgot.
    Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
    ‘Twas his intent.
    To blow up the King and the Parliament.
    Three score barrels of powder below.
    Poor old England to overthrow.
    By God’s providence he was catch’d,
    With a dark lantern and burning match

    Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring
    Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King!

    Hip hip Hoorah !
    Hip hip Hoorah !

    A penny loaf to feed ol’Pope,
    A farthing cheese to choke him.
    A pint of beer to rinse it down,
    A faggot of sticks to burn him.
    Burn him in a tub of tar,’
    Burn him like a blazing star.
    Burn his body from his head,
    Then we’ll say: ol’Pope is dead.

    May tomorrow be OUR “Gunpowder plot”.

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    For your random Twitter chuckle:

    @FillWerrell: I’m predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow… Until all the Republicans get off work. #RomneyRyan2012

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    I never cease to be amazed by the socialists. Just when I think the peckerheads can’t be any more tasteless, one of them steps from the gutter and proves me wrong.

    This has to be the perfect definition of a “twunt”.


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    LC George, Apocryphal Prophet growls and barks:

    If you don’t want to get called a capid vunt, don’t dress like one.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    What kind of man is Obama?

    Let’s see…He’s the kind of man who voted against increasing the debt limit; then supported raising it.

    He’s the kind of guy who promised to cut the deficit in half by the end of his first term; then proposed trillion dollar deficits. (This sentence brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 Trillion.)

    He’s they type who vowed the unemployment rate would be below 8% if his stimulus was passed; but then it broke 10%.

    He’s the kind of guy who promised shovel ready and then admitted they weren’t that ready.

    They type of man who campaigned against the Bush tax cuts; then extended all of them.

    He’s the kind of man who indicated Bush violated the Constitution; then carried out warrantless wiretaps, indefinite detentions, secret renditions, quadrupled drone attacks, and kept Guantanamo Bay open. Voted against the Patriot Act, but then supported its extension. And then let’s not even go to Benghazi.

    He’s they type who vowed to take public financing for his 2008 campaign; then refused public financing when he realized he would receive more money without it.

    He’s the type who says,”I believe that marriage is the union between a man and a woman,” to CNN during the 2008 election but when it becomes politically expedient to have an different opinion he flip flops completely.

    The kind of guy who in March 2011, without congressional approval, authorized a military attack on Libya…and how are things in Libya today?

    He’s the kind of man who promises a unification of America then runs an administration built on Class Warfare and Racial Pandering. (Beer Summit anyone?)

    He’s the type of guy who you never want to be a “stalwart ally” of….just ask Mubarak.

    And the type of man who promised NOT to run for president in 2004, then did. Who said NO NEW TAXES, then gave us OBAMACARE, which gives us over 7 new tax hikes and new taxes.

    The kind of guy who said he’d reduce earmarks, then doubled them.

    And of course the kind of guy who promised transparency. Yes, he really did. Benghazi anyone?

    So now we know Obama a little better now don’t we?

    Romney/Ryan 2012. Get out and VOTE!!!! 11/6/12….the day we send the scum back to Chicago.

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    LC MaxMomFL growls and barks:

    Don’t libtards know that we WANT them to have all of the contraception they want and then some. The less they procreate the better for humankind.

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    Lobo Jr growls and barks:

    LC LOBO @ #:
    :em05: That made my day! Lord, if we really are leaving the decision up to people like that… we’re in for a long and ROUGH road ahead! Please, kill it now before it lays eggs and de-educates the rest of the population!

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    one pussy endorsing another

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    LC LOBO says:

    A talking fuck hole. Great. I don’t sleep well as it is, this will bring back nightmares of some all of my exes.

    It could have been worse. It could have been wearing clown makeup.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:
    It’s creepy enough. Clown make-up would have ended up with a round in my monitor. I fucking hate clowns.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC LOBO @ #:

    May tomorrow be OUR “Gunpowder plot”.

    Um…the Gunpowder Plot was a failure.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches @ #:
    Aye, I know. But this time, we aren’t looking to trade one totalitarian shit for another. We are fighting for freedom. And, laugh as those may, I’ve have a certain “voice” tell me that thing are going to change. The way they need to.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    LC LOBO @ #:

    I’d meant (anyway) to post:

    Remember, remember, the fifth sixth of November….

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    LC CiSSnarl5.7 Chariot Builder growls and barks:

    Any Time I react badly to something like this and want to hurl out the dreaded “C-Word”…I try to take a deep breath and refrain by thinking – That is someones Niece – daughter – Sister – Wife…how would I feel if someone said that about a woman in my life….oh wait the women in my life don’t act like this….

    …. oh lord crap like this tests my patience…..

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    I watched that for about a minute, now I want to pull my brain out through my nose. :em06:
    A tanker of brain bleach stat.

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    I watched that for about a minute, now I want to pull my brain out through my nose.
    A tanker of brain bleach stat.

    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05:

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Breathe! Breathe!! Let’s not panic… stay calm, and don’t antagonize it. Maybe it will lose interest and go away. I certainly hope so…

    Oy, what Stupidity On Display™

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    LC CiSSnarl5.7 Chariot Builder says:

    That is someones Niece – daughter – Sister – Wife…how would I feel if someone said that about a woman in my life

    Believe me honey, if any women in our family were that batshit insane, I wouldn’t stop anyone else from saying what I probably already did anyway. :em05:

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    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    Second time in my whole life that looking at a vag has made me wanna puke.