Things Not to Do to Fight the Other Side

The old “stealing the opposition’s yard signs” juvenile bull that happens every damn election:

Perrysburg police arrested four Toledo area men early Friday morning on charges of stealing Mitt Romney campaign signs in Wood and Lucas counties in Northwest Ohio.

The signs were found in a pickup truck owned by Sheet Metal Workers International, Union Local 33 in Parma, according to the police report.

It’s a good thing our enemies are so bloody retarded because heaven help us if they weren’t.

First, those people they steal yard signs from are going to buy replacements, which puts more money into the coffers of the enemies of the left. They might just even be pissed off enough that they’ll add a nice donation to R&R. Second, they have friends and neighbors who might still be on the fence. They’re not likely to switch towards the BlightBringer when they see his knuckledragging cultists behaving like kindergarteners. Exceptionally stupid kindergarteners. Third, everybody else sees it also as it gets in the news. See 2) above for the likely outcome of that.

So DO keep it up, leftist swine, please DO! We appreciate your help and, as a bonus, you might just end up being cocky enough to do it in a Castle Doctrine state, making the homeowner understandably worried and in fear of his life when he sees people vandalizing his yard in the middle of the night, if you know what we mean and we hope that you don’t.

It’s not like anybody would miss you.

Thatisall.

8 comments

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    It’s a good thing our enemies are so bloody retarded because heaven help us if they weren’t.

    Yeah, but we have plenty on our side to more than make up for it.

  2. 2
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    …if you know what we mean and we hope that you don’t.

    Hey–a new variation on one of Misha the Destroyer’s favorite slogans!

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    The Lone Haranguer growls and barks:

    Also don’t threaten to riot if Romney loses. “I Swear If Romney Win Imma Start A Mothafuckin Riot” They would be better off starting a grammar class. :em05: And: Bill Maher Warns Romney Supporters: “Black People Know Who You Are and They Will Come After You” You just look stupid.

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    LC Ohio Right Wing Nut growls and barks:

    Perrysburg, a suburb of Toledo,the truck was from Parma? A suburb of Cleveland, sounds like colusion between diff union halls, nobody is that bored, and or pissed off to drive all the way across the state to tear up yard signs?

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    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    Letters and answers we’ll NEVER see in Miss Manners:

    Q: Is it polite to shoot looters ??

    A: Yes, but etiquette DOES demand that you start with the scope-sighted rifle placed on the right of your shooting position.

    Remember, polite looter-shooters always double-tap center-body-mass, and then are kind and ALWAYS finish what they shoot with a pistol shot to the back of the skull.

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    LC_Salgak says:

    Letters and answers we’ll NEVER see in Miss Manners:
    Q: Is it polite to shoot looters ??
    A: Yes, but etiquette DOES demand that you start with the scope-sighted rifle placed on the right of your shooting position.
    Remember, polite looter-shooters always double-tap center-body-mass, and then are kind and ALWAYS finish what they shoot with a pistol shot to the back of the skull.

    Does the Ka-Bar go to the right of the rifle? Or is it like the salad fork to the left?
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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    LC_Salgak says:

    Letters and answers we’ll NEVER see in Miss Manners:
    Q: Is it polite to shoot looters ??
    A: Yes, but etiquette DOES demand that you start with the scope-sighted rifle placed on the right of your shooting position.
    Remember, polite looter-shooters always double-tap center-body-mass, and then are kind and ALWAYS finish what they shoot with a pistol shot to the back of the skull.

    Double-tapping with a bolt-action .308 sniper rifle is a little easier, since the looter is remaining still for your next shot.