Allow us a moment to reflect upon the shame of being behind the fwenchies while pwesident pwesent holidays in Rio, leaving the beaches just long enough to issue a feeble “me too!”
Not exactly an “a day that shall live in infamy” moment.
Nevertheless… If the french finding their testicles is what it takes to get pwesident twinkletoes off the links long enough to be of any use whatsoever, then we’ll take it. Good job, France, on both counts.
As to the “should we or shouldn’t we?”, we have a few principles that we like to adhere to whenever that question comes up:
1) If you fuck with the U.S., you die. It may take a long time coming, but we don’t forget and we don’t forgive. You WILL die.
2) We always talk about our commitment to and support of freedom and democracy. We mean it too, so if you’re a fuckwit, genocidal tinpot tyrant who likes to mow civilians down with automatic weapons, you better look over your shoulder, pissant, because we’ll be coming and Hell rides with us.
3) Don’t fuck with us. If you choose to do so, see 1).