We’ve heard of Eeyores trying to peddle more fear pr0n in the shape of how Hurricane Sandy is going to help the Democrat Socialists!!!1!!ELEVENTY!!!
Well, it sure isn’t doing much good for King Bloomiepants of NYC who, right after blaming Sandy on Glowbull Wormening and endorsing the BlightBringer for president, decided that now would be a good time for him and his friends to have a big party while hordes of New Yorkers are without food, water and electricity.
We only wish we were kidding.
That’s right, while the good people of Staten Island are still hauling bodies out of the water while starving in the dark, Bloomiepants wants everybody to know that he’s diverting a shitload of resources away from disaster recovery so he can have his Marathon.
Food and water? Not for you, peasants, but rest assured that participants in King Bloomie’s gala event will have a-plenty. Oh, and electricity? Yeah, we’ve got generators, only they’re tied up delivering electricity to the Marathon Media Tent in Central Park. Enough juice to power up 400 homes. And just so you know that King 16 Oz Cup cares, there’s another one of those big babies on standby in case the one of the others break down.
No, we really aren’t making any of this up.
In the history of retardedly disastrous PR moves, this one has to be on the scale of… No, we’ve got nothing.