Late Night Ruminations

So, that massive early voter turnout advantage that the BlightBringer’s campaign (and Nate Silver, but we repeat ourself) is constantly babbling about to shore up their troops?

Yeah, about that.

Romney up 52-45 among early voters? Excuse us, but wasn’t that the impregnable bulwark of insuperable superiority behind which the Obungles Junta was going to hide, safe in the knowledge that no matter how much that horrible Big Bird killing Romney with his Binders Full of Women might befuddle, suppress and possibly sacrifice to his secret Mormon gods other voters in the last week before they vote, he would never, EVER overcome it?

The levee, 40 feet high, made up of purest, reinforced Unobtainium, against which not even the most vicious of storm surges would amount to more than a splash of water, the walls of Constantinople, never to be breached by the barbarian hordes, the fortress of Berlin, the… OK, stop us, we’re enjoying ourself too much and we’re like to go on for hours unless you do.

The reactions are delicious, as always:

For the past several weeks, the 60-year-old San Francisco resident has frequently bolted awake in the middle of the night, in “a panic attack,” she said. She darts for her computer and checks the latest polls. Some days she’s so distraught that she can’t exercise.

Every morning, she gets e-mails from friends who’ve been just as sleepless. Most are so tense, they can croak out only a few words. “Very anxious.” “Worried.”

“Nothing more needs to be said,” said Edelman, a retired educational administrator.

Which means “overpaid useless fuck who shuffles papers all day long and contributes nothing at all towards the goal of actually educating anybody.”

There is much more, so much more at that link and if you enjoy 7 hour Schadenboners as much as we do, you’re muchly encouraged to go read it all. Pure, delicious, salty tears of desperation in amounts that will make your cup run over.

Nate Silver, having read this post, immediately changed Obama’s chances of winning re-election upwards to 349% with a margin of error of 0.00000002. His employer, the New York Obama Times, would have given him a raise, but their stocks just dropped, unexpectedly, another 87%.

In other news, the BLS, that’s “B.S.” with the word “Labor” put in there, have suddenly decided that maybe they’ll have time to publish the latest jobs numbers on schedule, prior to the election, after all, after having initially floated the idea that they might, due to inclement weather, have to delay them until after the totally coincidental date of November 6, something they’ve never done before. But, then again, rain is really, you know, nasty. Some conservatives are whooping with joy at this, but His Imperial Majesty tends to believe that it’s only because they’ve figured out to cook the October numbers even worse than they cooked the September numbers by forgetting the entire state of California, which brought the “unemployment rate” (quote marks very intentional) down to the wildly successful “7.8%” that we’ve been laughing about for a month now.

So we’re more expecting them to come up with some shenanigans that will push it down even further. Like deciding that all of the blue states now fall into the same category that they’ve decided that unemployed people who have utterly given up on ever finding a job fall into, which is to say the “not really persons” category, thus leaving the unemployment rate at -4%. They may even have talked to Nate Silver, in which case it will be more like -6,000%

But we’d be happy to be proven wrong.

In foreign policy, we learn that the Benghazi Massacre is getting worse and worse for resident “Present” as more and more details come out. But not to worry, resident “I’m Right Behind You, WAAAAY Behind You!” has promised time and time again that he WILL get to the bottom of this and find out who, exactly, countermanded his very clear order to “do everything necessary to ensure the safety of our people” the very second he was informed of the attack. It’s just that he can’t possibly get to the bottom of it until after the election.

Which sort of doesn’t fit with the initial story, the story that lasted for about 6 weeks, that he didn’t know a thing about what happened except for the crystal clear fact that it was all because of a YouTube video that nobody had seen until it wasn’t. Or something. But don’t you dare question that because racist!

All that we can say about that is that His Imperial Majesty stopped giving a royal shit about explanations when he learned that:

A) He knew that the attack was going on because that’s how Flash Traffic protocols work.
B) Two heroes went in to do what they could in spite of being told three times to stand down and do nothing.
C) We had plenty of assets in the area that could have intervened well within the time frame of the actual attack, which lasted 7 hours.
D) Those assets were not used and were, in fact, ordered NOT to be used.
E) As a result, four American citizens were needlessly slaughtered.

At that point, it doesn’t really matter who the fuck the jugeared fuckhead chooses to blame it on, it’s a massive fail on his part. It’s dereliction of duty and treason. If our people out there putting their arses on the line for this nation can’t even count on their Commander-in-Chief to watch their six with everything he’s got at his disposal, then the details don’t matter one tiny little fuck. Shit. Not. Given. We don’t expect our C-in-C to be Superman, we don’t expect him to always keep our boys and girls safe, but if we can’t even count on him to fucking TRY, to at least use what he’s got and not order them to NOT try, then he’s the most useless of fucks that ever stole oxygen and he needs to be tried for treason.

We have four dead there, two of which died defying orders to be cowards who died after gunning down 60 tangos, who were left dangling in the wind because their C-in-C didn’t want his “Arab Spring” fantasy to be disturbed and, besides, he had a big fundraiser in Vegas with Beyonce the next day and a man needs his sleep, don’t you know?

That’s all we need to know. Let others fuck around deflecting blame and investigate what “really happened”. We already know what happened. We lost four good men because of a fucking traitor who ought to be hanged by the neck until dead after a proper trial. End of fucking story.

Thatisall.

51 comments

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    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    It’s a terrible thing to say with all the real suffering from the storm, but it’s providing Ogabe cover from this story. He can act all presidential without even knowing what he would personally do if faced with the situation himself. New Jersey is damned lucky to have Christie at the helm. Fortunately for those citizens, the real emergency response is at the direction of the state and local gubmint and FEMA provides a supporting role, NOT an executive one. While we’re on the subject, why in the name of Cthulhu’s cock would Chris Christie invite Teh Won™ to visit Jersey and distract otherwise busy emergency workers from cleaning up, is beyond me.

    It’s fucking infuriating that a disaster is the perfect circumstance where the Traitor-in-Chief can run out the clock on Benghazi. Even congress doesn’t seem interested in completing an ‘investigation’ prior to the election. That short drop at the end of a rope is almost too good for a commander that consciously abandons his troops pleading for backup that was available.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    On Benghazi, two flag officers were relieved last weekend. The rumors are that at least one of them refused the stand down order and was going to do something. One of them has put in his papers rather suddenly.

    Nothing “Official” and it’s all rumors. Lots of smoke, but we can’t find the fire yet, as it were.
    :em03:
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Here’s the link to the American thinker story on General Ham’s relief

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/10/has_general_ham_been_fired.html
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    THE OBAMA ECONOMY ISN’T WORKING!!!!!

    —23 Million Unemployed or Underemployed
    —47 Million on Food Stamps
    —5.5 Million Homes in Crisis/Foreclosure
    —$4500 Drop in Household Income
    —$5.5 Trillion of New Debt
    —$716 Billion in Medicare Cuts
    —$2.6 Trillion for Obamacare
    —$1.9 Trillion in New Taxes in Obama’s Budget
    —100% Increase in Gas Prices

    INAUGURATION DAY- TODAY- CHANGE
    Unemployed Americans: 12.05 million to 12.54 million Up 495,000
    Unemployment Rate 5.8% to 8.1% Up 2.3%
    Long – Term Unemployment 2.7 million to 5 million Up 87%
    Middle Class Income $54,962 to $50,945 D¬own $4,017
    Gas Prices $1.85 to $3.83 Up 107%
    Home Values $169,700 to $151,600 Down 11%
    Health Insurance Costs $3,354 to $4,129 Up 23%
    College Tuition $6,591 to $8,244 Up 25%
    Americans in Poverty 39.8 million to 46.2 million Up 6.4 million
    Food Stamp Recipients 32 million to 47 million Up 46%
    Consumer Price Index 211.1 to 229.1 Up 8.5%
    Federal Debt $10.6 trillion to $16+ trillion Up 51%
    Debt per person $34,731 to $51,044 Up $16,313
    US Global Competitiveness 1st to 7th Down 6 places

    And if you think times are getting better because Obama has lied and said so, well I guess the Obama simply overlooked the latest article in USA Today just 4 days ago!!!!!! Here let me help jar their memory!!!!!

    “Employment growth is forecast to weaken. The panel predicts that the unemployment rate will rise to 8.1% by year’s end. The economy should add an average of 125,000 jobs per month during the fourth quarter, down from the economists’ May forecast of 190,000 jobs.

    The unemployment rate, the most-watched measure of the country’s economic health, has been a prime issue in the presidential election campaign. It fell to 7.8% in September. Before that, the rate was 8% or higher for 43 months, a streak that Republican challenger Mitt Romney had been emphasizing in his effort to unseat President Barack Obama.

    The NABE survey results hint at the possibility the rate could rise back to 8% when the October jobs report comes out Nov. 2, four days before the election.”

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2012/10/15/nabe-economic-outlook/1634505/?utm-_source=f-eedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+UsatodaycomMoney-TopStories+(Money-+-+Top+Stories)

    And for those that don’t believe USA Today, here is one from the Liberal Miami Herald!!!!!

    “The quarterly survey by the National Association for Business Economists released Monday predicts growth will be weak overall but should slowly accelerate through 2013.

    The 44 economists surveyed now see gross domestic product – the value of all goods and services produced in the United States – rising just 1.9 percent in 2012 before reaching a 3 percent pace by the fourth quarter of next year.

    Employment growth is forecast to weaken. The panel predicts that the unemployment rate will rise to 8.1 percent by the end of the year. The economy should add an average of 125,000 jobs per month during the fourth quarter, down from the economists’ May forecast of 190,000 jobs.

    The unemployment rate, the most-watched measure of the country’s economic health, has been a prime issue in the presidential election campaign. It fell to 7.8 percent in September. But before that the rate was 8 percent or higher for 43 months, a streak that Republican challenger Mitt Romney had been emphasizing in his effort to unseat President Barack Obama.”

    Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/10/15/3050493/poll-economists-foresee-weak–but.html#s-torylink=cpy

    •States with Republican governors have a 7.6% unemployment rate
    •States with Democratic governors have an 8.6% unemployment rate
    •Top 5 states with the largest unemployment rate drops over the last 12 months have GOP governors, led by Nevada, Florida, Michigan, Mississippi and Ohio.
    •Over the last 12 months, the unemployment rate in Republican-led states has decreased faster than in states with Democratic governors.
    •Over the last 12 months, states with Republican governors have added nearly 1.4 million jobs, accounting for more than 60% of the nation’s job growth.

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    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    If you dopes actually think the Mormon RINO is going to win this thing, what are you doing here making pompus speeches when you can get 2-1 on your boy from any reputable bookmaker? (13/5 in some places). If I was a reactionary overfed white dude, I’d be investing the nest egg.

    http://www.oddschecker.com/specials/politics-and-election/us-presidential-election/winner

    Answer: Because you’re full of shit and are whistling in the dark.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    I see the puke drain has opened it’s cock holster. As if I didn’t read enough dumb shit in a day.

    And in better news, Iowa joins Texas in promising to arrest the blue beanies.

    DES MOINES — Iowa Secretary of State Matt Schultz warned a group of international voting monitors that they face arrest if they monitor polling locations in Iowa next week.

    “My office met with two delegation representatives last week to discuss Iowa’s election process, and it was explained to them that they are not permitted at the polls,” Schultz said in a statement released Tuesday. “Iowa law is very specific about who is permitted at polling places, and there is no exception for members of this group.”

    :em01:

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    themandownthehall growls and barks:

    Wow, Duke Wayne, don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel lol. Could it be that Intrade and the like are being manipulated by the fans of Obama? I don’t know, I’m just asking.

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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Der BlightBringer – ROFL! – Misha you have a magic touch with words – that was absofeaking perfect and on target. And while he is doing the photo ops for the hurricane, the crickets are silent over the dead in Benghazi and the mounting casualties in Afghanistan. I trust the American people will sweep out (and bury) this pile of progressive marxist scum from the lowest to the highest in office.

    God grant me patiece for the next six days and grant wisdom to that large percentage of clueles Citizen bretheren lest they prefer being subjects on the road cliff drop to serfdom.

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    themandownthehall growls and barks:

    Hey Duke Wayne, just wondering, do you care about the 4 dead at the embassy? Or since it was Obama doing the murdering, it’s ok and they somehow deserved it?

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    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    themandownthehall says:

    Hey Duke Wayne, just wondering, do you care about the 4 dead at the embassy? Or since it was Obama doing the murdering, it’s ok and they somehow deserved it?

    Non sequitur (Latin for “it does not follow”), in formal logic, is an argument in which its conclusion does not follow from its premises.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_(logic)

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne @ #:
    Wow, wiki. That adds jack and shit to whatever credibility you were looking for here.

    themandownthehall @ #:
    As you can see from the morons “answer”, that isn’t an answer, I’m guessing that whatever ear leader does is all fine, dandy, and correct. As usual for those that follow the mu*lim marxist.

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    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    LC LOBO says:

    Duke Wayne @ #:
    Wow, wiki. That adds jack and shit to whatever credibility you were looking for here.
    themandownthehall @ #:

    You’re arguing over my posted definition? If you have another definition for “Non sequitur”, feel free to post it. Be my guest.

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    rickn8or growls and barks:

    LC LOBO, that is good news indeed. Now let’s see if any other state AG’s have balls. :em01:

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    rickn8or @ #:
    Yes, one can hope that others will step up.

    Been seeing that the “Drudge Report” is going to bust out a “major, high-powered” congress shitter, with a sex scandal. Anyone got any clues as to who, what side ?? Or is it even real ?

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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    themandownthehall says:
    Hey Duke Wayne, just wondering, do you care about the 4 dead at the embassy? Or since it was Obama doing the murdering, it’s ok and they somehow deserved it?
    Non sequitur (Latin for “it does not follow”), in formal logic, is an argument in which its conclusion does not follow from its premises.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_(logic)

    So, those 4 dead don’t matter? You cum-guzzling fuckstick! Who the fuck designated you expert on shit? Shut your Obama semen swallowing yapper shut, or give a fucking convincing argument that your guy is going to win, solidly, and not just cuz Twitter, and the degenerate Vegas gamblers say so.

    You’re a real piece of work, you heartless bumblefuck. Tell The Woods family, their dead SEAL family member is a non-sequitur. Pull that shit, if you fucking dare!

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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne @ #:

    How about you answer the question, you gutless cunt drip?

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Cougar1978 @ #:
    It can’t. Things like it cannot think for it’s self, only spew whatever the “BlightBringer”, the LSDMSN, and the Shitcago machine tell it to. It has to use wiki, to try to make a “point”.

    “BlightBringer” Love it Misha.

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    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    Like I said, if you really believed, you be getting some big money down on unbelievable odds on the Mormon. The fact that your still here talking right wing gibberish shows me that you won’t even take the RINO at 2-1. Check that, now 5/2. All talk, no action.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    Like I said, if you really believed, you be getting some big money down on unbelievable odds on the Mormon.

    Seriously, kiddo, even as a troll you suck. If you truly want to spread fear and doubt into the minds of people who, unlike you, actually have minds, you really need to research your targets better and be a good deal more subtle about it.

    Something you’ve utterly missed in your utter failure to understand conservatives (just one thing, but I don’t have the time to list them all): We really aren’t big believers in this whole “easy money”, “gambling”, “tying up resources that we could spend better elsewhere” concept. If we were, we’d be morons like you. No, don’t bother with the “but you’ll make money for sure!” line either. That money still has to be sitting there until the payout while we might have used it for something more important right now. Oh, and thanks to the BlightBringer, quite a few of us, myself very MUCH included, simply don’t have disposable income that we can tie up on a bet, no matter how much of a sure thing it is. What? I’m supposed to tell my utility company that I won’t be paying the bills this month but hey, don’t turn off the electricity because I’ll pay it for sure when my bet pays off? Or how about “hey kids, sure, it sucks not eating dinner for the next two weeks and you’ll probably lose quite a bit of weight eating nothing but grass clippings, but I promise you you’ll have all the chicken nuggets you want next month because daddy is betting the grocery money on an election.”

    Betting requires disposable income. That means, to an idiot like you, “money that you have nothing better to do with.” Future payoff really doesn’t matter one bit if it means you have to go without tangible necessities right now.

    Then there’s this whole “responsibility” thing that idiots like you fail to grasp, which is one of the main reasons why this country’s economy is in the shitter and your boy has thrown $6 trillion in debt on the shoulders of my kids. It’s really a simple concept, but perhaps it’s the lack of nuance that baffles sub-moronic tripe like yourself. “You pay your bills first, THEN you fuck around being silly with the rest.” Actually, if you’re a true responsible individual, then you use the rest to set aside for a rainy day, but that’s the Advanced Course, and since you’re obviously incapable of ever passing 101, I shan’t burden your atrophied brain with it.

    Oh, and finally, a “sure thing” is never “sure”, because that means 100% confidence in the outcome. I know, you were told there would be no math by your meth-head parents, but that was mainly to shield you from the realization that you had, thanks to their rampant drug abuse while your sow momma carried you to term, an IQ of a very demented stalk of celery. You should find some comfort in that. They were utter failures as parents, but at least they cared that much.

    Inexplicable things happen in real life or, to use the vernacular with which I’m fairly certain that you’re at least slightly familiar, “shit happens.” And suddenly your “sure thing” isn’t all that sure anymore. Problem is, your commitment is still very much real and no amount of “but who could have possibly foreseen?” is going to placate your uni-browed bookie when he comes around to collect. So now you’ve taken out a second mortgage, maxed out your line of credit and let your accounts go into arrears, and shit just happened and you can’t pay for it all. We call this the Fannie Mae/Freddy Mac Syndrome.

    Conservatives, also known as “sentient beings”, know this. They know full well that no matter how “sure” a thing might seem, if it turns out that Murphy is in a bad mood and decides to fuck up things in ways that you couldn’t possibly foresee, your obligations don’t go away.

    Leftist fuckheads like yourself, on the other hand, just think that that’s something that somebody else will have to worry about because “it’s not fair.” Insert a “WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!” here. If things go well, you’ll pocket the winnings, and if they don’t, then you’re “too big to fail” and somebody else will have to cover the losses because “it’s not your fault!”

    And your grandchildren’s’ kidneys now belong to a loan shark in Beijing. That’s assuming, of course, that you in particular has committed the crime against humanity of fertilizing a female and passing on your obviously defective genes, which it is my most fervent hope that you haven’t.

    Just trying to get you to understand the people that you’re ineffectually trying to troll here.

    And as to Intrade, just how do you think those odds are calculated? It’s based on how many people have placed a bet on whom. So if you have a bunch of deluded people who have been convinced by a bunch of obviously skewed and faked polls that mathematically make absolutely no sense (but, again, you would have to understand at least the basics of math to know this, which you most emphatically don’t) betting based on their utter inability to understand basic concepts, you’ll get insanely stupid odds that prove… nothing at all. Which will then, in turn, lead those same deluded fucktards to bet even more on the loser and thus the Cycle of Stoopid™ turns.

    But I’m going to be laughing my left nut off when all of those homo sapiens rejects lose their shirts on November 6th, which is much better than any monetary reward I might have gotten out of betting money I don’t have on the candidate who will win.

    And when they come whining to all of us about their losses, I will tell them to unceremoniously go fuck themselves.

    As to yourself, before you commence your victory dance and applaud your own achievement in getting me to respond to you, I would like to be frank and up front about my tolerating your presence here, which I’m sure that you will appreciate not at all:

    I might very well have given you the impression that I consider you utterly useless, and if that’s the case then I must correct it. You are not. You are quite useful indeed. You represent all that can possibly go wrong in human genetics, and as such your continued failure to make any coherent points is quite educational and your continued existence and stubborn insistence on displaying all of your many faults in a forum that is not at all receptive to your failed attempts to communicate anything useful serves as an example to us all.

    For that, I must thank you.

    Also, you’re quite amusing, in the same way that a cat chasing a laser pointer might be considered amusing. I must thank you for that as well, because we all need a good laugh once in a while.

    So do go on, my sweet little kitty, dance for our amusement while making your failure to ever make sense an example to us all of what not to do.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Terrapod says:

    Der BlightBringer – ROFL! – Misha you have a magic touch with words – that was absofeaking perfect and on target

    Thanks. It just came to me at some point because I was sort of tired of the old “Obam-bam”, “resident Zero”, “Obumbles” etc. because they were far too respectful to him in implying that he is just an idiot in way over his head.

    He’s not. He’s a malignant cancer. He has brought nothing but misery to our great nation, he is the Bubonic Plague of the 21st century, he is a rapidly metastasizing cancer upon humanity, one of the horsemen of the apocalypse and he needs a label that fits that. And then I was going “what to call him instead?” and, having just read an account of other disasters befalling humanity where the term “blight” was used quite often, it just clicked. “Lightbringer”, “blightbringer”, it was just right there. I didn’t think it up myself, it was just free word association coupled with everything I’ve ever seen thought up by people better than me and hey, there it is. I’m glad you like it, though, because I think that it describes the bastard perfectly.
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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:
    How about a lying, cock-sucking, piece of shit ?

    I just saw a video, where his illegal aunt, said that we have an “obligation” to hand her ass citizenship. I hope that when Mittens is given the Oath of Office, that jug-ears takes her, his uncle and the rest of his shitty, leeching, commie family with him.

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    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Here’s the link to the American thinker story on General Ham’s relief
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/10/has_general_ham_been_fired.html
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    Only one small problem with this meme Angry, General Ham has not been relieved! His replacement has been Nominated for Senate Approval with Change of Command sometime in 2013.

    Check the AFRICOM website and you will see he is still very much in Command. There is even an article on the website about the nomination!
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Old Dog @ #:

    Only one small problem with this meme Angry, General Ham has not been relieved! His replacement has been Nominated for Senate Approval with Change of Command sometime in 2013.

    Which is why I didn’t bring it up on my site. It is/was a rumor.

    Of course, know what we do of the current regime, it is a rumor way to many people could believe in.

    And now for something completely different. Iowa has joined Texas in telling the UN monitors to go pound sand. :em01:
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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    OK Rotties. I have a serious question, and I’m looking for analysis of both sides of the argument (there’s always more than one side to the argument). Why do we continue to tolerate the United Nations?
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #:

    Why do we continue to tolerate the United Nations?

    Most Americans don’t. They either ignore it or want to burn it to the ground. The problem is with the pantywaists in the government party and it’s backers that love it so much.
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    Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR says:

    OK Rotties. I have a serious question, and I’m looking for analysis of both sides of the argument (there’s always more than one side to the argument). Why do we continue to tolerate the United Nations?

    Two answers that I can come up with. The first is simply that since the UN took the final step into total madness we havn’t had a President with the balls to boot them out of prime property in NYC, not to mention a House and Senate with the balls to back the play.
    The second would be, as bad as they are they do serve a purpose. Not everything they do is blue helmet rapes and speeches by two bit dictators. They do provide a forum for allied nations, places like England, Canada, Japan and Australia to work together. That is not to say our friends wouldn’t find an alternative, but folks are slow to toss away something that works….. even if it only barely works sometimes.

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    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    Duke Wayne says:
    Oh, and thanks to the BlightBringer, quite a few of us, myself very MUCH included, simply don’t have disposable income that we can tie up on a bet, no matter how much of a sure thing it is.

    Well then maybe you ought to spend less time here whining and go out and get a job.

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Well then maybe you ought to spend less time here whining and go out and get a job.

    Can’t be done. Your incompetent token of a President destroyed them all and he’s too busy golfing and schmoozing with Hollywood celebs to create any more.

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    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    Well then maybe you ought to spend less time here whining and go out and get a job.
    Can’t be done. Your incompetent token of a President destroyed them all and he’s too busy golfing and schmoozing with Hollywood celebs to create any more.

    Well I guess that’s as good a rationalization as any for playing on the internet all day. Then how about this:

    1. Sell some of your guns thereby creating some disposable income.
    2. Bet some of that income on the Mormon at 5/2.
    3. Collect your winnings and go out and buy more guns.

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Well I guess that’s as good a rationalization as any for playing on the internet all day.

    What’s your excuse?

    Get banned for life from the local furry con?

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    Well then maybe you ought to spend less time here whining and go out and get a job.

    Really, now? Is that the very best you can do? I suppose it is, but that’s not your fault. You’re not so much the unlucky loser in life’s lottery as a pre-destined fuckup. Only so much you can do when neither of your parents had the normal number of chromosomes, is there?

    I suppose you mean get another job, as I already have one. Which is a damn sight more than you can say for tens of millions of Americans thanks to your dreamy boyfriend currently living the last few months of the good life in the White House.

    Assuming that I could get a second job in your McDreamy’s economy and assuming that I had the time to do so then yes, I suppose it would make perfect sense for me to do just that so I could prove my conservative bona fides by gambling my earnings on InTrade. I mean, it’s not like my kids might like me to be around a bit or anything. I realize that it’s hard for you to imagine, having been brought up by a meth head and a crack whore, but some families actually enjoy having at least a bit of time together.

    But I don’t hate you. It’s not your fault that your parents were mentally deficient and passed that on to you, it’s just that I don’t understand why you keep humiliating yourself by insisting on trying to go up against people whose IQ is at least an order of magnitude higher than yours.

    I suppose it’s endearing in some sort of way, after all there’s that indomitable spirit and all that rot, but it really doesn’t serve you well to be publicly humiliated on a regular basis that way.

    But that’s none of my business, really. Do go on and, I must add, thanks for continuing to dance as I ordered you to.
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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    It’s not your fault that your parents were mentally deficient and passed that on to you,

    Well there is that whole father-mother/brother-sister thing also holding Douche Whine back in life…

    …and the extra toes…

    …and the webbed hands…

    …and the conjoined twin in his forehead…

  34. 34
    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    …and the extra toes…

    …and the webbed hands…

    …and the conjoined twin in his forehead…

    You forgot the unibrow.

  35. 35
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    You forgot the unibrow.

    Believe me, I try. :em05:

  36. 36
    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    Duke Wayne says:
    Like I said, if you really believed, you be getting some big money down on unbelievable odds on the Mormon.
    Seriously, kiddo, even as a troll you suck. If you truly want to spread fear and doubt into the minds of people who, unlike you, actually have minds, you really need to research your targets better and be a good deal more subtle about it.

    et cetera, et cetera.

    NOBODY can do snark like our dear Emperor. . . . That was a thing of utter beauty and absolute merciless truth. I only wish I could rant even a tenth that well. . . ..

  37. 37
    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    Darth Venomous says:

    …and the extra toes…
    …and the webbed hands…
    …and the conjoined twin in his forehead…
    You forgot the unibrow.

    Having done a tour of duty in Northernmost Maine, an area that has been WORKING on its’ inbreeding for 4+ generations now, you forgot the final two items of the Inbred Moron Perfecta: the scraggly, patchy hair, and the massively mis-aligned teeth.

    I swear, when I was stationed back at Loring AFB, on a quiet night, you could HEAR the genes crunching in Fort Fairfield. . . . :em05:

  38. 38
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    Assuming that I could get a second job in your McDreamy’s economy and assuming that I had the time to do so then yes, I suppose it would make perfect sense for me to do just that so I could prove my conservative bona fides by gambling my earnings on InTrade. I mean, it’s not like my kids might like me to be around a bit or anything.

    Well I guess that’s as good a rationalization as any for not backing up ones opinion. Maybe if you spent less time on the range, you would have more time with your kids.

    In any event, since your “disposable income” is so limited, here’s another proposition for you at even money. If the Man from the planet Kolbe wins, I will come on here Wednesday and publicly kiss your ass (in a metaphorical way) and then disappear forever. But if Barry wins, you issue me a public apology.

    How about it my friend? Put up or shut up.

  39. 39
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    According to Ed Klein yesterday on Wilkow the legal counsel of Hillary Clinton told him that she had actually ordered more security in Benghazi before the attack, however Obama turned it down. In fact he also reports that Bill Clinton wants her to release proof of this to protect herself even though it would likely cost Obama the election.
    EXAMINER- Last night, it was revealed that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had ordered more security at the U.S. mission in Benghazi before it was attacked where four Americans, including U.S. Ambassador Christopher Stevens were murdered by Al-Qaeda but President Obama denied the request.

    The news broke on TheBlazeTV’s “Wilkow!” hosted by Andrew Wilkow, by best-selling author, Ed Klein who said the legal counsel to Clinton had informed him of this information.
    Klein also said that those same sources said that former President Bill Clinton has been “urging” his wife [Hillary] to release official State Department documents that prove she called for additional security at the compound in Libya, which would almost certainly result in President Obama losing the election.
    Klein explained that everyone knew what was happening in Benghazi from the CIA to the National Security Agency and that there’s intelligence cables that have not been released.

    Wilkow asked, “If everybody knew this including the White House, who would have given the order to go in and save the ambassador?”
    Klein, “The President…he should have given the order to use the rapid reaction force…”
    Wilkow, “Not Petraeus?”
    Klein, “Well it has to come from the president.”
    –THERE’S MORE–
    If true, and it sounds like it, not only does this reflect very poorly on the Obama administration, but also on the propaganda media that has been trying to protect him every since this happened on the night of 9/11.
    This is likely one of the biggest scandals this country has ever seen and it’s been hidden by the Obama administration and the media.

  40. 40
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    Re Ed Klein’s biography of Clinton:

    “Folks, there are plenty of arguments against Hillary Clinton, her policies, her views, her proposals, and her philosophies. This stuff ain’t it. Nobody on the right, left, or center ought to stoop to this level.”

    National Review

  41. 41
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    If the Man frmb bla bla bla bla bla bla…

    Better idea. When Mittens becomes President Elect on November 6th you just go away. No bangs, no whimpers, you just dissolve into the ether like a popcorn fart. You’ll never do it of course. Cutting your umbilical is just beyond your capacity.

  42. 42
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    And the left ADMITS to breaking the law. Man posts to Facebook he’s voted FOUR times.

    I cannot copy the comment, but here’s his follow-up.

    Jim Turner
    I posted a comment to Jami’s page earlier today and it now lives in cybersomewhere. I can’t seem to get with the whole facebook thing. I made bold comment on the future of my grandchildren under a Romney presidency and now it is gone. I think my comments were deleted as part of a conspiracy inspired by some who see our national glass as half empty.

    So those whom love freedom, respect the law, are part of a “conspiracy”, oh what the hell am I saying ?? We’ve already been declared “terrorists” .

  43. 43
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    LC LOBO says:

    And the left ADMITS to breaking the law. Man posts to Facebook he’s voted FOUR times.

    I cannot copy the comment, but here’s his follow-up.

    Jim Turner
    I posted a comment to Jami’s page earlier today and it now lives in cybersomewhere. I can’t seem to get with the whole facebook thing. I made bold comment on the future of my grandchildren under a Romney presidency and now it is gone. I think my comments were deleted as part of a conspiracy inspired by some who see our national glass as half empty.

    So those whom love freedom, respect the law, are part of a “conspiracy”, oh what the hell am I saying ?? We’ve already been declared “terrorists” .

    And here is his Facebook profile. Those that live near or in this area have a duty to report this scumbag. Jim Turner

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    Well I guess that’s as good a rationalization as any for not backing up ones opinion. Maybe if you spent less time on the range, you would have more time with your kids.

    You think my kids would let me go to the range without taking them with me??? :em05:

    Duke Wayne says:

    If the Man from the planet Kolbe wins, I will come on here Wednesday and publicly kiss your ass (in a metaphorical way) and then disappear forever. But if Barry wins, you issue me a public apology.

    Apologize? For what? Saying you’re wrong? Sure, saying “I guess Duke Wayne was right after all” neither picks my wallet nor breaks my bones. I expect that I’d be eating a lot of crow anyways in that case, so why not?
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  45. 45
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    Apologize? For what? Saying you’re wrong? Sure, saying “I guess Duke Wayne was right after all” neither picks my wallet nor breaks my bones. I expect that I’d be eating a lot of crow anyways in that case, so why not?
    Emperor Misha I recently posted..This Is It, People

    No you apologize for calling my mother a crack whore. One of life’s rules is “leave mothers out of it”.

  46. 46
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    No you apologize for calling my mother a crack whore.

    You actually have a mother?

  47. 47
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    No you apologize for calling my mother a crack whore. One of life’s rules is “leave mothers out of it”.

    You mean she does that for FREE??????

  48. 48
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    One of life’s rules is “leave mothers out of it”.

    Mishas house…Mishas Rules.

  49. 49
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    No you apologize for calling my mother a crack whore. One of life’s rules is “leave mothers out of it”.

    OK, fair enough. You got me there. That is actually one of the very, very few rules that I myself try to enforce on this “anything goes” site. Say whatever the fuck you want in a flame war directed at somebody else, but leave family out of it.

    With that in mind, you don’t have to wait for the outcome of an election for that, because you’re right no matter who wins.

    So, Duke, no matter what I think about you, personally, I do agree that your mother has nothing to do with that as she has done me no wrong, and I unreservedly apologize for not living up to my own rules and, in so doing, throwing filth on an innocent woman who, for all that I know, might be a wonderful, upstanding citizen, human being and mother.

    My bad.

    I hope that’s acceptable.
    Emperor Misha I recently posted..This Is It, PeopleMy Profile

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator says:

    Mishas house…Mishas Rules.

    Very true, Gladiator, but he does have a point, for once. I’ve slapped down others for doing the same, so it is actually one of my own rules. I can’t expect anybody to follow rules I won’t follow myself.

    I don’t like being wrong, but wrong is wrong.
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