Late Night Ruminations

So, that massive early voter turnout advantage that the BlightBringer’s campaign (and Nate Silver, but we repeat ourself) is constantly babbling about to shore up their troops?

Yeah, about that.

Romney up 52-45 among early voters? Excuse us, but wasn’t that the impregnable bulwark of insuperable superiority behind which the Obungles Junta was going to hide, safe in the knowledge that no matter how much that horrible Big Bird killing Romney with his Binders Full of Women might befuddle, suppress and possibly sacrifice to his secret Mormon gods other voters in the last week before they vote, he would never, EVER overcome it?

The levee, 40 feet high, made up of purest, reinforced Unobtainium, against which not even the most vicious of storm surges would amount to more than a splash of water, the walls of Constantinople, never to be breached by the barbarian hordes, the fortress of Berlin, the… OK, stop us, we’re enjoying ourself too much and we’re like to go on for hours unless you do.

The reactions are delicious, as always:

For the past several weeks, the 60-year-old San Francisco resident has frequently bolted awake in the middle of the night, in “a panic attack,” she said. She darts for her computer and checks the latest polls. Some days she’s so distraught that she can’t exercise.

Every morning, she gets e-mails from friends who’ve been just as sleepless. Most are so tense, they can croak out only a few words. “Very anxious.” “Worried.”

“Nothing more needs to be said,” said Edelman, a retired educational administrator.

Which means “overpaid useless fuck who shuffles papers all day long and contributes nothing at all towards the goal of actually educating anybody.”

There is much more, so much more at that link and if you enjoy 7 hour Schadenboners as much as we do, you’re muchly encouraged to go read it all. Pure, delicious, salty tears of desperation in amounts that will make your cup run over.

Nate Silver, having read this post, immediately changed Obama’s chances of winning re-election upwards to 349% with a margin of error of 0.00000002. His employer, the New York Obama Times, would have given him a raise, but their stocks just dropped, unexpectedly, another 87%.

In other news, the BLS, that’s “B.S.” with the word “Labor” put in there, have suddenly decided that maybe they’ll have time to publish the latest jobs numbers on schedule, prior to the election, after all, after having initially floated the idea that they might, due to inclement weather, have to delay them until after the totally coincidental date of November 6, something they’ve never done before. But, then again, rain is really, you know, nasty. Some conservatives are whooping with joy at this, but His Imperial Majesty tends to believe that it’s only because they’ve figured out to cook the October numbers even worse than they cooked the September numbers by forgetting the entire state of California, which brought the “unemployment rate” (quote marks very intentional) down to the wildly successful “7.8%” that we’ve been laughing about for a month now.

So we’re more expecting them to come up with some shenanigans that will push it down even further. Like deciding that all of the blue states now fall into the same category that they’ve decided that unemployed people who have utterly given up on ever finding a job fall into, which is to say the “not really persons” category, thus leaving the unemployment rate at -4%. They may even have talked to Nate Silver, in which case it will be more like -6,000%

But we’d be happy to be proven wrong.

In foreign policy, we learn that the Benghazi Massacre is getting worse and worse for resident “Present” as more and more details come out. But not to worry, resident “I’m Right Behind You, WAAAAY Behind You!” has promised time and time again that he WILL get to the bottom of this and find out who, exactly, countermanded his very clear order to “do everything necessary to ensure the safety of our people” the very second he was informed of the attack. It’s just that he can’t possibly get to the bottom of it until after the election.

Which sort of doesn’t fit with the initial story, the story that lasted for about 6 weeks, that he didn’t know a thing about what happened except for the crystal clear fact that it was all because of a YouTube video that nobody had seen until it wasn’t. Or something. But don’t you dare question that because racist!

All that we can say about that is that His Imperial Majesty stopped giving a royal shit about explanations when he learned that:

A) He knew that the attack was going on because that’s how Flash Traffic protocols work.
B) Two heroes went in to do what they could in spite of being told three times to stand down and do nothing.
C) We had plenty of assets in the area that could have intervened well within the time frame of the actual attack, which lasted 7 hours.
D) Those assets were not used and were, in fact, ordered NOT to be used.
E) As a result, four American citizens were needlessly slaughtered.

At that point, it doesn’t really matter who the fuck the jugeared fuckhead chooses to blame it on, it’s a massive fail on his part. It’s dereliction of duty and treason. If our people out there putting their arses on the line for this nation can’t even count on their Commander-in-Chief to watch their six with everything he’s got at his disposal, then the details don’t matter one tiny little fuck. Shit. Not. Given. We don’t expect our C-in-C to be Superman, we don’t expect him to always keep our boys and girls safe, but if we can’t even count on him to fucking TRY, to at least use what he’s got and not order them to NOT try, then he’s the most useless of fucks that ever stole oxygen and he needs to be tried for treason.

We have four dead there, two of which died defying orders to be cowards who died after gunning down 60 tangos, who were left dangling in the wind because their C-in-C didn’t want his “Arab Spring” fantasy to be disturbed and, besides, he had a big fundraiser in Vegas with Beyonce the next day and a man needs his sleep, don’t you know?

That’s all we need to know. Let others fuck around deflecting blame and investigate what “really happened”. We already know what happened. We lost four good men because of a fucking traitor who ought to be hanged by the neck until dead after a proper trial. End of fucking story.

Thatisall.

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LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

It’s a terrible thing to say with all the real suffering from the storm, but it’s providing Ogabe cover from this story. He can act all presidential without even knowing what he would personally do if faced with the situation himself. New Jersey is damned lucky to have Christie at the helm. Fortunately for those citizens, the real emergency response… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

On Benghazi, two flag officers were relieved last weekend. The rumors are that at least one of them refused the stand down order and was going to do something. One of them has put in his papers rather suddenly.

Nothing “Official” and it’s all rumors. Lots of smoke, but we can’t find the fire yet, as it were.
:em03:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Here’s the link to the American thinker story on General Ham’s relief

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/10/has_general_ham_been_fired.html

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

THE OBAMA ECONOMY ISN’T WORKING!!!!! —23 Million Unemployed or Underemployed —47 Million on Food Stamps —5.5 Million Homes in Crisis/Foreclosure —$4500 Drop in Household Income —$5.5 Trillion of New Debt —$716 Billion in Medicare Cuts —$2.6 Trillion for Obamacare —$1.9 Trillion in New Taxes in Obama’s Budget —100% Increase in Gas Prices INAUGURATION DAY- TODAY- CHANGE Unemployed Americans: 12.05 million… Read more »

If you dopes actually think the Mormon RINO is going to win this thing, what are you doing here making pompus speeches when you can get 2-1 on your boy from any reputable bookmaker? (13/5 in some places). If I was a reactionary overfed white dude, I’d be investing the nest egg. http://www.oddschecker.com/specials/politics-and-election/us-presidential-election/winner Answer: Because you’re full of shit and… Read more »

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

I see the puke drain has opened it’s cock holster. As if I didn’t read enough dumb shit in a day. And in better news, Iowa joins Texas in promising to arrest the blue beanies. DES MOINES — Iowa Secretary of State Matt Schultz warned a group of international voting monitors that they face arrest if they monitor polling locations… Read more »

themandownthehall
themandownthehall

Wow, Duke Wayne, don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel lol. Could it be that Intrade and the like are being manipulated by the fans of Obama? I don’t know, I’m just asking.

Terrapod
Terrapod

Der BlightBringer – ROFL! – Misha you have a magic touch with words – that was absofeaking perfect and on target. And while he is doing the photo ops for the hurricane, the crickets are silent over the dead in Benghazi and the mounting casualties in Afghanistan. I trust the American people will sweep out (and bury) this pile of… Read more »

themandownthehall
themandownthehall

Hey Duke Wayne, just wondering, do you care about the 4 dead at the embassy? Or since it was Obama doing the murdering, it’s ok and they somehow deserved it?

themandownthehall says:

Hey Duke Wayne, just wondering, do you care about the 4 dead at the embassy? Or since it was Obama doing the murdering, it’s ok and they somehow deserved it?

Non sequitur (Latin for “it does not follow”), in formal logic, is an argument in which its conclusion does not follow from its premises.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_(logic)

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Duke Wayne @ #:
Wow, wiki. That adds jack and shit to whatever credibility you were looking for here.

themandownthehall @ #:
As you can see from the morons “answer”, that isn’t an answer, I’m guessing that whatever ear leader does is all fine, dandy, and correct. As usual for those that follow the mu*lim marxist.

LC LOBO says:

Duke Wayne @ #:
Wow, wiki. That adds jack and shit to whatever credibility you were looking for here.
themandownthehall @ #:

You’re arguing over my posted definition? If you have another definition for “Non sequitur”, feel free to post it. Be my guest.

rickn8or
rickn8or

LC LOBO, that is good news indeed. Now let’s see if any other state AG’s have balls. :em01:

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

rickn8or @ #:
Yes, one can hope that others will step up.

Been seeing that the “Drudge Report” is going to bust out a “major, high-powered” congress shitter, with a sex scandal. Anyone got any clues as to who, what side ?? Or is it even real ?

Cougar1978
Cougar1978

Duke Wayne says: themandownthehall says: Hey Duke Wayne, just wondering, do you care about the 4 dead at the embassy? Or since it was Obama doing the murdering, it’s ok and they somehow deserved it? Non sequitur (Latin for “it does not follow”), in formal logic, is an argument in which its conclusion does not follow from its premises. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_(logic)… Read more »

Cougar1978
Cougar1978

Duke Wayne @ #:

How about you answer the question, you gutless cunt drip?

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Cougar1978 @ #:
It can’t. Things like it cannot think for it’s self, only spew whatever the “BlightBringer”, the LSDMSN, and the Shitcago machine tell it to. It has to use wiki, to try to make a “point”.

“BlightBringer” Love it Misha.

Like I said, if you really believed, you be getting some big money down on unbelievable odds on the Mormon. The fact that your still here talking right wing gibberish shows me that you won’t even take the RINO at 2-1. Check that, now 5/2. All talk, no action.

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Emperor Misha I @ #: How about a lying, cock-sucking, piece of shit ? I just saw a video, where his illegal aunt, said that we have an “obligation” to hand her ass citizenship. I hope that when Mittens is given the Oath of Office, that jug-ears takes her, his uncle and the rest of his shitty, leeching, commie family… Read more »

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

angrywebmaster says: Here’s the link to the American thinker story on General Ham’s relief http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/10/has_general_ham_been_fired.html angrywebmaster recently posted..What happens November 8th? Only one small problem with this meme Angry, General Ham has not been relieved! His replacement has been Nominated for Senate Approval with Change of Command sometime in 2013. Check the AFRICOM website and you will see he is… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Old Dog @ #: Only one small problem with this meme Angry, General Ham has not been relieved! His replacement has been Nominated for Senate Approval with Change of Command sometime in 2013. Which is why I didn’t bring it up on my site. It is/was a rumor. Of course, know what we do of the current regime, it… Read more »

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

OK Rotties. I have a serious question, and I’m looking for analysis of both sides of the argument (there’s always more than one side to the argument). Why do we continue to tolerate the United Nations?

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #:

Why do we continue to tolerate the United Nations?

Most Americans don’t. They either ignore it or want to burn it to the ground. The problem is with the pantywaists in the government party and it’s backers that love it so much.

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR says: OK Rotties. I have a serious question, and I’m looking for analysis of both sides of the argument (there’s always more than one side to the argument). Why do we continue to tolerate the United Nations? Two answers that I can come up with. The first is simply that since the UN took the… Read more »

Emperor Misha I says: Duke Wayne says: Oh, and thanks to the BlightBringer, quite a few of us, myself very MUCH included, simply don’t have disposable income that we can tie up on a bet, no matter how much of a sure thing it is. Well then maybe you ought to spend less time here whining and go out and… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Well then maybe you ought to spend less time here whining and go out and get a job.

Can’t be done. Your incompetent token of a President destroyed them all and he’s too busy golfing and schmoozing with Hollywood celebs to create any more.

LC Gunsniper says: Well then maybe you ought to spend less time here whining and go out and get a job. Can’t be done. Your incompetent token of a President destroyed them all and he’s too busy golfing and schmoozing with Hollywood celebs to create any more. Well I guess that’s as good a rationalization as any for playing on… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Well I guess that’s as good a rationalization as any for playing on the internet all day.

What’s your excuse?

Get banned for life from the local furry con?

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

It’s not your fault that your parents were mentally deficient and passed that on to you,

Well there is that whole father-mother/brother-sister thing also holding Douche Whine back in life…

…and the extra toes…

…and the webbed hands…

…and the conjoined twin in his forehead…

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

…and the extra toes…

…and the webbed hands…

…and the conjoined twin in his forehead…

You forgot the unibrow.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

You forgot the unibrow.

Believe me, I try. :em05:

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak

Emperor Misha I says: Duke Wayne says: Like I said, if you really believed, you be getting some big money down on unbelievable odds on the Mormon. Seriously, kiddo, even as a troll you suck. If you truly want to spread fear and doubt into the minds of people who, unlike you, actually have minds, you really need to research… Read more »

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak

Darth Venomous says: …and the extra toes… …and the webbed hands… …and the conjoined twin in his forehead… You forgot the unibrow. Having done a tour of duty in Northernmost Maine, an area that has been WORKING on its’ inbreeding for 4+ generations now, you forgot the final two items of the Inbred Moron Perfecta: the scraggly, patchy hair, and… Read more »

Emperor Misha I says: Assuming that I could get a second job in your McDreamy’s economy and assuming that I had the time to do so then yes, I suppose it would make perfect sense for me to do just that so I could prove my conservative bona fides by gambling my earnings on InTrade. I mean, it’s not like… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

According to Ed Klein yesterday on Wilkow the legal counsel of Hillary Clinton told him that she had actually ordered more security in Benghazi before the attack, however Obama turned it down. In fact he also reports that Bill Clinton wants her to release proof of this to protect herself even though it would likely cost Obama the election. EXAMINER-… Read more »

Re Ed Klein’s biography of Clinton:

“Folks, there are plenty of arguments against Hillary Clinton, her policies, her views, her proposals, and her philosophies. This stuff ain’t it. Nobody on the right, left, or center ought to stoop to this level.”

National Review

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

If the Man frmb bla bla bla bla bla bla…

Better idea. When Mittens becomes President Elect on November 6th you just go away. No bangs, no whimpers, you just dissolve into the ether like a popcorn fart. You’ll never do it of course. Cutting your umbilical is just beyond your capacity.

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

And the left ADMITS to breaking the law. Man posts to Facebook he’s voted FOUR times. I cannot copy the comment, but here’s his follow-up. Jim Turner I posted a comment to Jami’s page earlier today and it now lives in cybersomewhere. I can’t seem to get with the whole facebook thing. I made bold comment on the future of… Read more »

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

LC LOBO says: And the left ADMITS to breaking the law. Man posts to Facebook he’s voted FOUR times. I cannot copy the comment, but here’s his follow-up. Jim Turner I posted a comment to Jami’s page earlier today and it now lives in cybersomewhere. I can’t seem to get with the whole facebook thing. I made bold comment on… Read more »

Emperor Misha I says: Apologize? For what? Saying you’re wrong? Sure, saying “I guess Duke Wayne was right after all” neither picks my wallet nor breaks my bones. I expect that I’d be eating a lot of crow anyways in that case, so why not? Emperor Misha I recently posted..This Is It, People No you apologize for calling my mother… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

No you apologize for calling my mother a crack whore.

You actually have a mother?

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Duke Wayne says:

No you apologize for calling my mother a crack whore. One of life’s rules is “leave mothers out of it”.

You mean she does that for FREE??????

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Duke Wayne says:

One of life’s rules is “leave mothers out of it”.

Mishas house…Mishas Rules.