Digging Ever Deeper
No, we’re not putting this up here to make you projectile vomit, although the reaction would be understandable, we’re putting it up here to show you just how flipping desperate the Ogabe Campaign is getting, urging young women to vote for Teh One™ because it’s like, you know, your first time, having sex with the friggin’ PRESIDENT who is so, you know, DREAMY!
We don’t know about you but we, for one, are convinced that young American women aren’t the shallow, nymphomaniac hussies that the Obama Campaign so desperately needs them to be, and that this is going to backfire every bit as much as that aging “student”, Sandra Fluke (last name pronounced in a way that rhymes with “shmuck”), and her shrill, desperate claims that there is no way she and American women as a whole can lead fulfilling lives without gummint paying for mountains of condoms so high it would give Ogabe altitude sickness if he were to stand atop of them, trying to debate.
Contrary to Code Pink, the leftist Democrat Socialist Party and such other ignoramuses who can think only in easily categorized binders, oops, of people, His Imperial Majesty doesn’t think that women of America are nothing but dim, walking, talking vaginas who exist only to reach their next orgasm. Color us simplistic if you like, but that’s not the impression we’ve gotten from our numerous interactions with the fairer sex. Well, except for that one back in college but, in all fairness, we weren’t exactly Aristotle in our interactions with her. Nevermind. The less said about that sad interlude, the better.
But whether you think that ad, that very official ad from OfA by the way, even though you’d be excused to think it was some sort of hideous parody, will blow up in Ogabe’s coke-snorting face or not, you should find encouragement in the fact that this is how low they think they have to go to stave off the inevitable.
You can say “Fucking ZEUS, how DARE they?” or you can say “oh yes, please, keep digging! More, more, give us more of that please!” Personally we’re a bit in both camps, but you can’t say, if you’re in the least bit honest with yourselves, that ads like that one is the kind of ads that show you a confident campaign that is even close to winning.
No, it’s not time to soap each others backs and break out the cigars yet, it ain’t over until the fat lady sings, but it IS time to say hey, fuck it, they’re demoralized as hell, let’s draw steel and ride the Fluke right through them! We still need to get the results past the Margin of Fraud, after all.
But we ARE winning! Everything you do, everything we all do, is working.
Now do MORE of it!
Crush them, obliterate them, piss on their ashes.
Friends, Romans, countrymen: We’re WINNING!
Thatisall.
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Already stories of massive voter fraud in Ohio with bus loads of non-citizens being brought in with Democrat handlers to ‘vote’.
Military ballots disappearing in plane crashes. Military ballots not being mailed on time. In Keizer, our ballots – supposed to have arrived over a week ago – still missing.
Multiple states reporting voting machines swapping votes for Romney with ‘corrected’ ballots for Obama (strange how they never go the other way).
Top Democrat official caught on video giving instructions – apparently so well known he doesn’t even have to look them up – on how to steal hundreds of votes at a time.
And you seriously believe your vote is going to DO something? I would laugh, but I”m too busy crying. And these are just the ones that have made the news.
Orion
VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN
Message is pretty clear to me. Vote for Obama and you are fucked.
Speaking of drawing steel — Bishop Jackson brandished a mighty blade here!
Frankly I am fed up with this “War against Women” bullshit they keep dishing out. Leftists want to believe that every single woman on this planet is just anxiously standing in line for their annual taxpayer funded abortion and condom goodie bag. They can scream “It’s a woman’s body…she can do what she wants with it” crap all they want.
FINE….she can pay for her abortions and condoms her own damn self!
As for this rancid video….Puhleeeze….tell that little tramp that if she’s that damn desperate for some action, a vibrator and a pack of AA’s will be a hell of alot more satisfying than voting for that idiot. How much did they have to pay her to prostitute herself like this for Ear Leader?
It’s time to put “Your First Time” in the appropriate context. . . .
For example, this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-O8sRU7cuU
See what the Supreme Court has wrought by overtuning all those anti-miscegenation laws!?!
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R:
LC_Salgak:
Amazing how that phony Dolf clip just keeps on going!
All gave some,
Some gave all,
We were proud,
To answer the call.
It’s not an enemy,
Far away.
But a President,
That wants his way.
Take from the makers,
All he can.
To give to the takers,
In this great land.
The call has come,
To defend this land,
On November sixth,
We make our stand.
If we should happen to fail,
That day.
Many say,
They will go away.
I will not go,
But I will stay.
To defend this nation ,
Another day.
God blessed this country,
And I do too,
It is my honor,
To protect,
The red, white and blue.
`
The Liar-in-Chief
Pathological liars
One and all.
They really do
Have the gall.
Lied to us
For all four years.
And many have shed
Salty tears.
People have died
Due to Obama lies.
Liberals are sick
With communist ties.
America was strong
Before Obama arrived.
He must go
If we’re to survive.
He is not a Christian
And never will be.
A Muslim he is
And it costs you and me.
Get out and vote
On November the sixth
And get this country
Out of the ditch.
On a completely non-political note and despite age and personal type working against him; I must admit that Romney is way hotter than Obama.
LC MaxMomFL recently posted..I’m baaa-aaack!
“Crush them, obliterate them, piss on their ashes.
Friends, Romans, countrymen: We’re WINNING!”
Think this will help?
rickn8or @ #: 11
It helped me. That cutie pie gave me a good laugh.
Um…for some reason I want a cigarette now.
Hell, I wouldn’t do that ugly skank if I was a Navy Man.
As Sandra (Rimes with) Fluke, after giving some thought, at $3k a year for birth control, she must be a lot more popular than her looks would indicate, as well.
‘Course, after the Wookie, Odumbo may consider these two fine specimens to be something of a step up . . . .
Steven Crowder did a real funny parody of Lena Airhead Dunham:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sSxDE1QCHA4
LC Wil, S.C.E. @ #:
I’m not sure why she needs birth control at all. Crazy lefty chicks who look like her tend to like to um….”go Greek,” as it were. Not much need for birth control with that method. Though I suppose she could give birth to BHO, Jr.
She even looks a little like the twunt Sandra Fluke – someone from the DNC must not have noticed the tat, either.
SLUT. Just like Fluck
As of a short time ago, almost every reputable bookmaker in the world was giving 2/1 on the Mormon and 1/2 on Barry. So if you boys really believe ” But we ARE winning! “, you got yourselves one hell of an overlay.
LC Wil, S.C.E. says:
I’d say, I Sandra’s birth control cost $3k per year, she was both “working her way through college” and getting 2 or 3 abortions (subsidized, of course) per year.
You’ve made the assumption he even likes wimmins …
FrankOK recently posted..How, pray tell, could that be possible?
The U.N. Human Rights Council (HRC) is calling for a boycott of U.S. companies that do business with Israel.
Dominated by countries like Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Jordan, and Libya, the HRC is known to be hostile toward Israel. For this reason, the Bush Administration refused to take part in the HRC, yet the Obama administration has fully participated.
The HRC is calling for “legal and economic warfare” on Caterpillar, Motorola, and Hewlett-Packard, because these companies refuse to quit doing business with Israel. Companies in Europe targeted for boycott include Volvo, the Dexia Group, and Group 4 Security.
The Obama-approved HRC keeps an investigator who monitors so-called violations of “human rights” by Israelis in “the Palestinian territories.” The current investigator, professor emeritus of international law Richard Falk (Princeton), is “a 9/11 truther” who is known for his anti-Semitic views.
The latest report from the HRC attempts to frighten companies into anti-Israel compliance by warning that individual employees of Caterpillar, Motorola, and Hewlett-Packard may be targeted if the pressure on company execs does not succeed.
Oh! Better and better!
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/10/27/pro-obama-ad-features-children-singing-about-america-where-sick-peopl
What odds do they give your honeyboy Ron Paul, dumbass?
I don’t think he’s a candidate. Not sure what that has to do with me.
If someone will please point me to the Imperial Washrooms™…..I am going to be completely,utterly, and violently sick
LC Gladiator says:
Well said, sir. Well said.
No, not even close. And that is speakng as someone WHO DOES live elsewhere in the world. Tell me something, Jackass, when did you last leave the United States?
At the moment, Romney is the favoured contender, over 58 to 78 percentile. Spread on differential polls puts Romney ahead by twenty points.
As opposed to your overbite and singular lack of any remote form of intelligence?
LC Wil, S.C.E. says:
Hell, I am a Navy man and I wouldn’t do her.
And that says a lot, because I’m not that damn picky.
If she’s not good enough for a Bubblehead, she’s damn sure not good enough for an Airdale.
Consider it a reminder that some of us remember whom you first came in here endorsing – and because of that, you have very little credibility remaining here.
And every time you open your piehole, that number shrinks.
Best line I’ve heard on this video….
“Ask anyone about their first time, and if they are honest they will tell you that is was roughly akin to a three legged cat trying to bury a turd. In that respect it’s a pretty good analogy for the past four years.”
Still laughing about that.
You know things are desperate when our lefty friends are now using Vegas odds makers as reputable barometers of voter opinion.
As for the video, it is quite revealing in that Obama has now admitted to one and all that his desire and plan is to truly fuck America.
Thanks for the honesty, Hussein.
Tallulah says:
i wonder if she is related to Barry?
Speaking as a member of the “gentler sex,” (okay, you fellas…you can quit laughing now…I MEAN IT! Don’t make me get the Imperial Sniper after you!) I am stunned that more women aren’t speaking out against this video, against a president who thinks of them as nothing but “female parts.” I wonder if Moochie voted with HER “female parts”? Can you imagine the outcry had Sarah Palin told all the men to vote with their “male part”?
Women fought long and hard to GET the right to vote, Mr. Obama, and to deride and demean us, to condescend to us as if we are not smart enough to use our brains, shows just how immature and petty you really are.
LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. recently posted..Today is Pearl Harbor Day
Grammar Czar, I have been accused more than once of “thinking with my little head.”
(Aw, c’mon, somebody had to say it!)
LCBrendan says:
Did I say anything about “polls” you moron ? I ‘m talking about the folks who back up their opinion with dinero, as in “follow the money. ”
http://www.oddschecker.com/specials/politics-and-election/us-presidential-election/winner
Not to mention Intrade where Barry is at 62.7.
Of course suspecting that the idiots around here would know the difference between a poll and a market is asking a lot.
Boy you people are stupid.
watchyerlane says:
Rule #1: Your bookie knows more than you do.
LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #33:
And if you actually do vote with your genitals instead of your brains (and this goes for either sex) – you’re not being an adult, you’re being an oversexed teenager and you have no business voting anyway. Half the problems we’ve got right now in this country are because the children have been running the government for the last forty years and the indulgent parents have let them do it. Time for the grownups to take over and run this joint for a while.
Duke Wayne @ #36:
Achieving a number greater than zero isn’t all that hard. Just saying.
There’s a lot of wishful thinking going on right now, and not just in the capital. There’s also a whole fuckload of banana republic bullshit going on. So let me ask you this – are you planning to actually say anything useful, or are you just trolling?
It has been quite clear to me, from it’s first appearance, that Douche Whiner is a lefty troll.