Digging Ever Deeper

No, we’re not putting this up here to make you projectile vomit, although the reaction would be understandable, we’re putting it up here to show you just how flipping desperate the Ogabe Campaign is getting, urging young women to vote for Teh One™ because it’s like, you know, your first time, having sex with the friggin’ PRESIDENT who is so, you know, DREAMY!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6G3nwhPuR4[/youtube]

We don’t know about you but we, for one, are convinced that young American women aren’t the shallow, nymphomaniac hussies that the Obama Campaign so desperately needs them to be, and that this is going to backfire every bit as much as that aging “student”, Sandra Fluke (last name pronounced in a way that rhymes with “shmuck”), and her shrill, desperate claims that there is no way she and American women as a whole can lead fulfilling lives without gummint paying for mountains of condoms so high it would give Ogabe altitude sickness if he were to stand atop of them, trying to debate.

Contrary to Code Pink, the leftist Democrat Socialist Party and such other ignoramuses who can think only in easily categorized binders, oops, of people, His Imperial Majesty doesn’t think that women of America are nothing but dim, walking, talking vaginas who exist only to reach their next orgasm. Color us simplistic if you like, but that’s not the impression we’ve gotten from our numerous interactions with the fairer sex. Well, except for that one back in college but, in all fairness, we weren’t exactly Aristotle in our interactions with her. Nevermind. The less said about that sad interlude, the better.

But whether you think that ad, that very official ad from OfA by the way, even though you’d be excused to think it was some sort of hideous parody, will blow up in Ogabe’s coke-snorting face or not, you should find encouragement in the fact that this is how low they think they have to go to stave off the inevitable.

You can say “Fucking ZEUS, how DARE they?” or you can say “oh yes, please, keep digging! More, more, give us more of that please!” Personally we’re a bit in both camps, but you can’t say, if you’re in the least bit honest with yourselves, that ads like that one is the kind of ads that show you a confident campaign that is even close to winning.

No, it’s not time to soap each others backs and break out the cigars yet, it ain’t over until the fat lady sings, but it IS time to say hey, fuck it, they’re demoralized as hell, let’s draw steel and ride the Fluke right through them! We still need to get the results past the Margin of Fraud, after all.

But we ARE winning! Everything you do, everything we all do, is working.

Now do MORE of it!

Crush them, obliterate them, piss on their ashes.

Friends, Romans, countrymen: We’re WINNING!

Thatisall.

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Orion
Orion

Already stories of massive voter fraud in Ohio with bus loads of non-citizens being brought in with Democrat handlers to ‘vote’. Military ballots disappearing in plane crashes. Military ballots not being mailed on time. In Keizer, our ballots – supposed to have arrived over a week ago – still missing. Multiple states reporting voting machines swapping votes for Romney with… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Message is pretty clear to me. Vote for Obama and you are fucked.

Tallulah
Tallulah

Speaking of drawing steel — Bishop Jackson brandished a mighty blade here!

12 Minutes long, but powerful stuff. I recommend you forward this to as many as you can.

This is a must watch!

A call for black Christians to make a mass exodus from the Democrat party:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_FrySY8oYM&feature=player_embedded

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

Frankly I am fed up with this “War against Women” bullshit they keep dishing out. Leftists want to believe that every single woman on this planet is just anxiously standing in line for their annual taxpayer funded abortion and condom goodie bag. They can scream “It’s a woman’s body…she can do what she wants with it” crap all they want.… Read more »

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak

It’s time to put “Your First Time” in the appropriate context. . . .

For example, this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-O8sRU7cuU

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

See what the Supreme Court has wrought by overtuning all those anti-miscegenation laws!?! :em05:

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Puhleeeze….tell that little tramp that if she’s that damn desperate for some action, a vibrator and a pack of AA’s will be a hell of alot more satisfying than voting for that idiot…. LC_Salgak: It’s time to put “Your First Time” in the appropriate context. . . . For example, this one… Amazing how that phony… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

All gave some, Some gave all, We were proud, To answer the call. It’s not an enemy, Far away. But a President, That wants his way. Take from the makers, All he can. To give to the takers, In this great land. The call has come, To defend this land, On November sixth, We make our stand. If we should… Read more »

LC MaxMomFL
LC MaxMomFL

On a completely non-political note and despite age and personal type working against him; I must admit that Romney is way hotter than Obama.

rickn8or
rickn8or

Crush them, obliterate them, piss on their ashes.

Friends, Romans, countrymen: We’re WINNING!”

Think this will help?

single stack
single stack

rickn8or @ #: 11

It helped me. That cutie pie gave me a good laugh. :em05:

Um…for some reason I want a cigarette now.

LC Wil, S.C.E.
LC Wil, S.C.E.

Hell, I wouldn’t do that ugly skank if I was a Navy Man. As Sandra (Rimes with) Fluke, after giving some thought, at $3k a year for birth control, she must be a lot more popular than her looks would indicate, as well. ‘Course, after the Wookie, Odumbo may consider these two fine specimens to be something of a step… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Steven Crowder did a real funny parody of Lena Airhead Dunham:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sSxDE1QCHA4

:em05:

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

LC Wil, S.C.E. @ #: As Sandra (Rimes with) Fluke, after giving some thought, at $3k a year for birth control, she must be a lot more popular than her looks would indicate, as well. I’m not sure why she needs birth control at all. Crazy lefty chicks who look like her tend to like to um….”go Greek,” as it… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

She even looks a little like the twunt Sandra Fluke – someone from the DNC must not have noticed the tat, either.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

SLUT. Just like Fluck

As of a short time ago, almost every reputable bookmaker in the world was giving 2/1 on the Mormon and 1/2 on Barry. So if you boys really believe ” But we ARE winning! “, you got yourselves one hell of an overlay.

FrankOK
FrankOK

LC Wil, S.C.E. says: … snip As Sandra (Rimes with) Fluke, after giving some thought, at $3k a year for birth control, she must be a lot more popular than her looks would indicate, as well. I’d say, I Sandra’s birth control cost $3k per year, she was both “working her way through college” and getting 2 or 3 abortions… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

The U.N. Human Rights Council (HRC) is calling for a boycott of U.S. companies that do business with Israel. Dominated by countries like Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Jordan, and Libya, the HRC is known to be hostile toward Israel. For this reason, the Bush Administration refused to take part in the HRC, yet the Obama administration has fully participated. The HRC… Read more »

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

As of a short time ago, almost every reputable bookmaker in the world was giving 2/1 on the Mormon and 1/2 on Barry. So if you boys really believe ” But we ARE winning! “, you got yourselves one hell of an overlay.

What odds do they give your honeyboy Ron Paul, dumbass?

I don’t think he’s a candidate. Not sure what that has to do with me.

LCBren
LCBren

If someone will please point me to the Imperial Washrooms™…..I am going to be completely,utterly, and violently sick

irish19
irish19

LC Gladiator says: All gave some, Some gave all, We were proud, To answer the call. It’s not an enemy, Far away. But a President, That wants his way. Take from the makers, All he can. To give to the takers, In this great land. The call has come, To defend this land, On November sixth, We make our stand.… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

As of a short time ago, almost every reputable bookmaker in the world was giving 2/1 on the Mormon and 1/2 on Barry. No, not even close. And that is speakng as someone WHO DOES live elsewhere in the world. Tell me something, Jackass, when did you last leave the United States? At the moment, Romney is the favoured contender,… Read more »

LC Wil, S.C.E. says:

Hell, I wouldn’t do that ugly skank if I was a Navy Man.

Hell, I am a Navy man and I wouldn’t do her.

And that says a lot, because I’m not that damn picky.

rickn8or
rickn8or

If she’s not good enough for a Bubblehead, she’s damn sure not good enough for an Airdale.

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

I don’t think he’s a candidate. Not sure what that has to do with me.

Consider it a reminder that some of us remember whom you first came in here endorsing – and because of that, you have very little credibility remaining here.

And every time you open your piehole, that number shrinks.

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

Best line I’ve heard on this video….

“Ask anyone about their first time, and if they are honest they will tell you that is was roughly akin to a three legged cat trying to bury a turd. In that respect it’s a pretty good analogy for the past four years.”

Still laughing about that.

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

You know things are desperate when our lefty friends are now using Vegas odds makers as reputable barometers of voter opinion.
As for the video, it is quite revealing in that Obama has now admitted to one and all that his desire and plan is to truly fuck America.
Thanks for the honesty, Hussein.

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny

Tallulah says:

Lena Airhead Dunham:

i wonder if she is related to Barry?

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Speaking as a member of the “gentler sex,” (okay, you fellas…you can quit laughing now…I MEAN IT! Don’t make me get the Imperial Sniper after you!) I am stunned that more women aren’t speaking out against this video, against a president who thinks of them as nothing but “female parts.” I wonder if Moochie voted with HER “female parts”? Can… Read more »

rickn8or
rickn8or

Can you imagine the outcry had Sarah Palin told all the men to vote with their “male part”?

Grammar Czar, I have been accused more than once of “thinking with my little head.”
(Aw, c’mon, somebody had to say it!)

LCBrendan says: No, not even close. And that is speakng as someone WHO DOES live elsewhere in the world. Tell me something, Jackass, when did you last leave the United States? At the moment, Romney is the favoured contender, over 58 to 78 percentile. Spread on differential polls puts Romney ahead by twenty points. So if you boys really believe… Read more »

watchyerlane says:

You know things are desperate when our lefty friends are now using Vegas odds makers as reputable barometers of voter opinion.

Rule #1: Your bookie knows more than you do.

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #33: Women fought long and hard to GET the right to vote, Mr. Obama, and to deride and demean us, to condescend to us as if we are not smart enough to use our brains, shows just how immature and petty you really are. And if you actually do vote with your genitals instead of… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

It has been quite clear to me, from it’s first appearance, that Douche Whiner is a lefty troll.