“We also have fewer horses and bayonets.”

That was Ogabe’s response, in his usual arrogant and condescending tone, to the fact that we are downsizing our fleet to the lowest levels since WWI. He used what he thought, in his militarily ignorant mind, were ancient and obsolete tools of war. Well you know what King Narcissus of the Dumbo Ears?

.

FUCK

YOU!


26 comments

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    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    And as someone pointed out, a ship which goes underwater is not called a nuclear submarine, it’s called “sunk”. Boats are the only things which can submerge and resurface on their own.

    It ought to be getting obvious to even those not in the military that the man has no clue about the forces he supposedly commands.
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    Library Czar growls and barks:

    A Marine called into the Levin show to tell about a firefight he was in in Iraq, they were trapped by a superior force and used their bayonets to cut through a fence and escape.

  3. 3
    single stack growls and barks:

    A commenter on another blog pointed out that a ship that goes underwater is called a “wreck”.

  4. 4
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    I’d love to pull the “Can of Bore Evacuator” prank on jugears.

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    dasbow growls and barks:

    single stack says:

    A commenter on another blog pointed out that a ship that goes underwater is called a “wreck”.

    Another one said that submarines are boats. Ships are targets.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    OT, but Baby Jesus is smiling on Texas. UN “observers” will be tossed in jail. :em05: :em01:

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    I’d love to pull the “Can of Bore Evacuator” prank on jugears.

    Just wait until January when that bore is evacuated.

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. says:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    I’d love to pull the “Can of Bore Evacuator” prank on jugears.

    Just wait until January when that bore is evacuated.

    :em05:

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    LC Lobo:

    I just read the HuffPo crap post, and my blood is boiling.

    The UN fucksticks have been “observing” OUR ELECTIONS SINCE 2002?????????????????????????????????????????

    Goddamnit, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO NATIONAL SOVEREIGNTY? WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE????????????????????????????????????

    God damn them to hell, and God damn the ACLU (American COMMUNIST Liberties Union motherfuckers).

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    LC LOBO says:

    OT, but Baby Jesus is smiling on Texas. UN “observers” will be tossed in jail.

    OUT-fucking-STANDING!
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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    LC LOBO says:

    OT, but Baby Jesus is smiling on Texas. UN “observers” will be tossed in jail.

    I sincerely would love to run into one or more of them, but they won’t dare show up in this part of Texas (if they show up at all). They’ll be in the black and hispanic ghettos of wherever they go, looking for “disenfranchised” Dem voters.

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    I wonder. Will these lovely UN observers investigate the missing / late absentee ballots directed at the military as well? If not, we should suggest that the UN is not an impartial observer at all and does have an interest in the election, and therefore should not be considered to be or have the rights of the impartial observers they claim to be.

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    bruce growls and barks:

    i wonder if bongo ever had a bayonet up his ass?i would not mind bayoneting another commie.

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    736 Bubblehead growls and barks:

    Hello all. I’m new here so cut me some slack. Just wanted to weigh in on the submarine topic. Nothing will piss a Submariner off quicker than calling his BOAT a ship. I kicked more than a few asses for this very reason.

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    Hello all. I’m new here so cut me some slack. Just wanted to weigh in on the submarine topic. Nothing will piss a Submariner off quicker than calling his BOAT a ship. I kicked more than a few asses for this very reason.

    An LC designation & Imperial Title™ for this man, stat! :em01:

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    Darth Venomous says:

    An LC designation & Imperial Title™ for this man, stat!

    Seconded, and as he is a submariner I believe our resident boomer squid, LC Jackboot, should do the honors. You’ll know when he’s around Bubblehead, just look for the glowing scowl. :em05:

    Welcome aboard! Drinks are on you.
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    736 Bubblehead growls and barks:

    Thank you Darth Venomous and Sir Crunchie. I will be sure to keep an eye out for LC Jackboot.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    736 Bubblehead @ #:
    Hail and well met Bubblehead. A word for your sanity, never click on links from BC, or Radical Redneck.
    And Thank you for your service.

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Welcome aboard Bubblehead. Most important thing about this place, is just be yourself. We have been known to have “gatherings”, which reminds me, I’m thinking we need to plan the next one. I figure a post election celebration or planning session will be inorder. I’m heading up to see WOODS this PM as I deploy on Sunday for new jobby job. Lock up your wives, daughters, and chickens folks, the terrible one has jumped the fence and is on the loose.

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    LC LOBO says:

    736 Bubblehead @ #:
    Hail and well met Bubblehead. A word for your sanity, never click on links from BC, or Radical Redneck.
    And Thank you for your service.

    And if you disregard Lobo’s advice, not only will you be very, VERY sorry, as there’s generally not enough brain bleach in the entire universe, we will all point at you and laugh.

  22. 22
    736 Bubblehead growls and barks:

    Well shit LC Lobo, now you got me curious about the links from those two. I will try to stay away.

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    OOoooohhh…we got a newbie. Was beginning to wonder if the gates got locked again.

    Welcome Bubblehead. Make yourself at home….but there are a few house rules:

    Wipe your damn feet. I get tired of dragging out that freakin shop vac every 15 minutes.
    Toss your empties in the garbage can. Or Else.
    If you take the last beer….you better be ready to run.
    As has been mentioned…do NOT click on a link from said miscreants. You have been WARNED. The sounds of your screams will only cause much merriment in the ranks and very little sympathy for your pain and suffering.
    Make sure you have a thick skin, a hard head and a sense of humor on hand at all times.
    In case of friendly fire, the First Aid kit is in the liqueur cabinet.
    Have fun, and…well..just have fun. :em05:

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    LC TerribleTroy says:

    We have been known to have “gatherings”, which reminds me, I’m thinking we need to plan the next one.

    Yeah been thinking on that myself Troy. IF things don’t go tits up again next spring..we may well plan on trying to host another Texas Fest. That is if there are enough interested and able to attend.

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    Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R says:

    That is if there are enough interested and able to attend.

    Definitely interested, able may be another issue. Depending on the timing maybe we could combine the annual pilgrimage to see Crumb Crunch, maybe have us all meet up at the Fest.
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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:
    Of course I’d love to head up there to see all again. As I have some things that I’d love to say to everyone face-to-face.
    Me and the Rogue was thinking of hosting one down here. As we have two other guys near here, Aggie, and Nat said something about trying to De-mob here. Kidnapping Picking up Nat from where ever she de-mobs at is about the only way we are going to get her at a Texas Fest.
    We has 2 1/2 acres, hopefully we’ll have both trailers in good order. Plus, we have some of those Tejas hogs running around…
    This would be around this time or so next year. Based mainly on Nat’s de-mob date. I even think that the Cheapster said something about trying to come.