Obama, Idiot

Enough has been said about whiny Obam-bam’s comment regarding the evolution of our military since 1916 and the obvious inaccuracies and downright lies in there, but we just wanted to add this:

Here is his snarky, condescending comment in full:

“We have these things called aircraft carriers, where planes land on them. We have these ships that go under water, nuclear submarines.” The issue, he said, “is not a game of Battleship, where we are counting ships.”

Sure. And subs and carriers were invented under your term, right?

Fuckhead.

Thatisall.

30 comments

  1. 1
    JakeTheSnake growls and barks:

    I wanted to slap the ever-lovin’ shit out of him when he said that. And he wasn’t even talkin’ to me.

  2. 2
    LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ growls and barks:

    JakeTheSnake @ #:
    Same here. I’m just reassured by the fact that we won’t have to put up with him for much longer. :em08:

  3. 3
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Or maybe it went like this. ;-)

    Obama-Handler/Debate Prepper: “You see, sir, we have these things called aircraft carriers, where planes land on them. We have these ships that go under water, nuclear submarines.”

    Obama: “You mean like the Battleship game?”

    Obama Handler/Debate Prepper: “Oh, no sir, you must remember to say that this is not a game of Battleship, where we are counting ships.”

    Obama: “Got it.” [repeats, slowly]: ‘We have these things called aircraft carriers, where planes land on them’. . . .”

    Obama-Handler/Debate Prepper: “Great! and with Just That Expression on your face, sir; that will really impress them.”

    :em01:

  4. 4
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ @ #:

    I’m just reassured by the fact that we won’t have to put up with him for much longer.

    He may not be POTUS for much longer, but he ain’t goin’ anywhere for a long, long time. My guess is he ends up in either the UN or some sort of NGO where he can continue his attacks on America.

    He’ll out-Carter Carter.

  5. 5
    Erbo growls and barks:

    LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ says:

    JakeTheSnake @ #:
    Same here. I’m just reassured by the fact that we won’t have to put up with him for much longer.

    Soon enough, he will be sent back to Illinois–or maybe out to Hawaii–in disgrace, there to write memoirs that no one but his enemies will read…
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  6. 6
    dasbow growls and barks:

    Actually, the Battleship game has both subs and carriers.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleship_%28game%29

  7. 7
    JakeTheSnake growls and barks:

    @LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ

    Man, I hope you’re right. I just can’t take any more of that son of a bitch. His policies are bad enough, but to be such a condescending fucking prick on top of it, man, it’s just too much. And now, with all the info coming out about Benghazi, I just don’t understand how any real American can vote for this douchebag. How is this thing even close??

  8. 8
    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches says:

    He may not be POTUS for much longer, but he ain’t goin’ anywhere for a long, long time.

    or he might head for the UK and claim his british citizenship through his father. prime minister BO anyone?

  9. 9
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    I recount the Marine that called in to the Levin show and reported that the troops in shitcanistan routinely us donkeys and that EVERY Marine is required to carry bayonets into battle. Barry is such a clueless fuck nut.

  10. 10
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Has this asshole ever heard of support vessels…?
    Not as flashy but absolutely imperative to the functioning of combat vessels.
    Without tenders, oilers and the like…….

  11. 11
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    The end of the Harem scene in Mel Brooks’ “History of the World” has a line I hope to use 7 November:

    “The jig is up – AND GONE.
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  12. 12
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    Has this asshole ever heard of support vessels…?
    Not as flashy but absolutely imperative to the functioning of combat vessels.
    Without tenders, oilers and the like…….

    The Lawn Jockey in Chief is following the Bill Ayers method of how to steal an election while proving the value of Johnson’s “Great Society”.

    Speaking of LBJ, that’s one cretin that needs to be dug up and and tossed through a tree shredder.
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  13. 13
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Remember Nixon and “Four dead in O-hi-o”? How about Four Dead in Benghazi? Now we know what COOTUS knew and when he knew it. :em08:

  14. 14
    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    Heh. Sounds like the father of the Internet to me. :em01:
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  15. 15
    dasbow growls and barks:

    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. @ #:

    Don’t you mean “Four dead in O-ih-o”?

  16. 16

    Erbo says:

    Soon enough, he will be sent back to Illinois–or maybe out to Hawaii–in disgrace

    Not Hawaii, please….not Hawaii, I would like to retire there someday

  17. 17
    bruce growls and barks:

    the only fitting end to bongo is if the ragheads hijack the plane that he and the first sasquatch are on,then crash it into the chicago city hall.i hope he smokes a bad pickle!

  18. 18
    LC SmokeyBehr growls and barks:

    #1: Submarines are not ships, they’re boats. There’s nothing that’ll piss off a ‘Fin more than screwing up that distinction.

    #2: A carrier group consists of the following:
    Carrier
    Carrier Air Wing (9 Squadrons)
    2x Guided Missile Cruisers
    2-3x Destroyers (usually Guided Missile Destroyers)
    2x Los Angeles Class Submarines
    Logistics Ship (Oiler/Ammo/Supply)

    That’s at least 8 ships/boats. There’s 15 commissioned, and 12 operating.

    #3: With the decommissioning of the USS Missouri, we no longer have any (BB) Battleships.

    #4: Who’s going to tell the Army and Marines that they don’t need bayonets?

    #5: Who’s going to tell the Army they don’t need horses?

    #6: Who’s going to tell Obama that he’s a horse’s ass?

  19. 19
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC hilljohnny @ #:

    or he might head for the UK and claim his british citizenship through his father.

    I honestly would not be surprised if he became General Secretary of the UN as a Kenyan. He’s just that slippery.

  20. 20
    KArnold growls and barks:

    “or he might head for the UK and claim his british citizenship through his father. prime minister BO anyone?”

    Perhaps he’ll return the Bust of Churchill when he gets there. It’d be fitting.

  21. 21
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    #6: Who’s going to tell Obama that he’s a horse’s ass?

    The voters will on November 6th.

  22. 22
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Itchy @#19,
    That is exactly why I think it essential that The Imposter be tried for usurpation, treason, murder, waging illegal warfare, espionage and a host of other constitutional and statutory offenses and either hanged or sentenced to life imprisonment without parole. As Obama is to Carter, so would Obama be “as to Kofe Annan – same but worse. Best of all would be if he refused to accept electoral defeat and tried an Allende on us, forcing us to dig him out with The Old Guard. But whatever his fate, I’m sure it will be shared by Valjar, whose hand is up his backside controlling the sockpuppet.

  23. 23
    sablegsd growls and barks:

    Every time I see his criminal, commie, koranimal smirking face, I want to hit him upside his evil head with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and dipped in pig shit. Is that wrong of me? :em03:

  24. 24
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    sablegsd @ #23:

    Yes it is wrong of you. Take your enhanced bat and shoving it up his nether regions, until you knock out his teeth from behind. And by the way, you seem to have forgotten the pork lard necessary for the Closet Muslim. That is the way to go. The extra effort on your part will give you more saatisfaction. Remember King Eddy II. And give him an extra shove for Ambassador Stevens.

  25. 25
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    To the tune of “the candy man”

    Who can twist the facts, folks, lie just like a dog,
    Sit there for four years just like a big bump-on-a-log.
    Obama can-yes Obama can
    Obama man can ’cause he mixes lies with spin and makes himself look good.

    Who can take the public, fool some voters, too,
    Sprinkle them with kool-aid-that’s what he will always do
    Obama man-yes Obama man-Obama man can ’cause he mixes lies with spin and makes himself look good.

    Obama man fakes, every buck he takes-gives them to the undeserving,
    Talk about wealth-distribution,
    ‘Even hates our Constitution.

    Oh, who can take the rag-heads, bow to them in shame;
    make-up useless apologies-and STILL believe his game,
    Obama man-Oh Obama man-Obama man can ’cause he messes with the truth
    and makes himself look good,

    Obama man… Obama man..Obama man-Obama man-Obama man-Obama man!

    I’M WILLY WONKA AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!

  26. 26
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Every time I see his criminal, commie, koranimal smirking face, I want to hit him upside his evil head with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and dipped in pig shit. Is that wrong of me?

    Why do you have to defile the pig shit?

  27. 27
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Just saw ARGO, the movie. The adventure part (true story from the 1979 Iranian hostage crisis) was quite good.

    The ending will make your blood boil.

    Jimmy “Scrotum-Face” Carter’s voice is heard as the credits roll: he says he wished at the time that he could release “the story of Operation Argo so I could take some credit for it” (sound familiar?). “But at the end, WE got all of our hostages home, without firing a shot.”

    REAGAN’s name, and the fact that the jihadi fuckers released our hostages the SAME AFTERNOON a MAN was inaugurated into the White House – NEVER FUCKING MENTIONED.

    God, I hate that old bastard. Why can’t he up and die already? poisoned by his own GALL. I can just see the evil old bugger saying petulantly, “Wayull, shure, I can do a voiceover — but only if I don’t mention that warmongering devil Reagan.After all, it was MY policies that paid off; he just stepped into it and took the credit from ME.”

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    Fa Cube Itches says:

    He’ll out-Carter Carter.

    There was a time I did not think that possible. By golly, it succeeded!
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    GO, JOE! In Ohio, Biden Talks About All the Ads Being Run ‘Here in Iowa’…

    In Colorado, President Says He Wants Wind Turbines ‘Manufactured Here in China’…

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    Fa Cube Itches says:

    My guess is he ends up in either the UN or some sort of NGO where he can continue his attacks on America.

    He and Moochelle already have a 35 million dollar mansion in Hawaii, bought and paid for by a skank with more money than brains, waiting for them.
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