Election Looking Good, Isn’t It?

Which is great, considering that it’s only two weeks away.

Yes, we got the highlights from tonight’s debate (but only the highlights as we were otherwise occupied) and yes, we too would have liked to see Romney go all Scipio Aemilianus on Obunghole’s worthless arse, but we can’t say that we disagree with his approach. Sure, “where was Benghazi and Fast and Furious?” are things that popped up in the Imperial mind as well, but think about it: That would surely have played well to US, but we were going to vote for him anyway.

That’s the mistake that Obuttmunch made in both the second and third debate (and Biden to the umpteenth degree in the VP debate by laughing like a hyena at such hilarious topics as Iran obliterating Israel in a nuclear holocaust). Hurt by his base who would vote for him even if he single-handedly raped an entire Catholic girls’ school to death on live Tee Vee that he hadn’t been aggressive enough, he turned into a sneering, snarking jerk which, in any nation of civilized people, does not equate with “presidential.”

Which is what fence sitters are looking for at this point. Doubt us? How much of a bounce did Obam-bam’s sudden “reinvention” in the second debate create? Oh shite, it created a bounce in his opponent’s favor. Well done, Hussein, you achieved the impossible: You made people who’d vote for you if you appeared on The View washing down live fetuses with the blood of virgins 150% likely to vote for you instead of a mere 100%. And made everybody who still hadn’t made their minds up think “gee, this guy is a fucking jerk, isn’t he?”

Keep it up! PLEASE!

And that’s what people like you and me have to keep in mind after the “disappointing” third debate. Mitt didn’t headlock Hussein and stomp all over his body like we would have dearly loved to see, but he DID manage to go through 90 minutes of relentless lies and Obam-bam propaganda with a smile on his face while delivering subtle and very nice jabs to the screaming toddler on the stage quite frequently.

All Hussein had was “Romney LIE, he BAD!” while himself lying through his teeth about the numerous “successes” of his misadministration that no actual human being believes any more since no amount of Bureau of Labor Statistics book cooking is going to get them a job or make the price of food and gas go down while Romney politely nodded and smiled like you would with a howling infant in the room while he explained just how he would actually DO something about that.

Not the eviscerating that I would have loved to see, but certainly something that showed who the adult in the room is.

Things are looking up, and if the Hussein campaign pulling out of states like Florida and Virginia and retreating to their “firewall” while going deep into debt just to keep going isn’t going to convince you, then I honestly don’t know what will.

That being said, this is not a time to start rubbing each others backs and consider it all over and done, because it isn’t until the only poll that matters has been done, which is on November 6th. Keep it up and be happy warriors. We’re winning this and, most importantly, we’re winning it to the point where any amount of fraud committed by our enemies, and count on them pulling out all the stops to save their messiah, will smell like rotten fish should Ogabe “win.”

We’ve shifted the momentum, people. If we lose now, it is going to look fishy. That wasn’t the case a few weeks ago, but even the EneMedia is beginning to give up on lying about Hussein’s chances.

Keep up the fight. We’ve got the enemy demoralized and on the run. Unsheath your sabers and unleash fucking HELL on them!



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    irish19 growls and barks:

    I think this could be classified as “Keepin’ up the skeer.”
    And………I do believe “foist.”

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Patience. War aint won yet, and at this stage Obama has his usual tricks in store. Celebrate when the election is over.

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    themandownthehall growls and barks:

    What will convince me? The Obama concession speech in 2 weeks. Until then, we’re losing.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Good do see you My Liege. I hope things are improving for you.
    I spent the 90 minutes reading a book. I did this because I didn’t want to throw something at the tube every time Obama lied about something and caused my blood pressure to rise.

    I’ve been watching the polls of course, and I think we are going to see a number of polling firms face planted so deep, they will look like Loki after his chat with the Hulk.

    Up here in the Granite State, we’re supposed to be in the leaning King Putt camp or undecided. Here on the ground, I haven’t seen one Obama campaigner anywhere. in 2008 you couldn’t walk 20 yards without being mugged by a couple. I’ve had one Romney campaigner stop by the house. Down the street, someone in a townhouse has a billboard size Romney/Ryan banner hanging off their third floor balcony. Obama signs are few and far between.

    And then there is the official “Barber Poll.” This was the poll taken by my barber. As of 2 weeks ago, none of his clients had any plans on voting for “The One.”

    Romney might just have a landslide victory, carrying 49 of the 57 states. :em01:

    I don’t think all the foreign endorsements are helping Obama much either. :em07:

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    Unsheath your sabers and unleash fucking HELL on them!

    I might’ve said “Mount up & fix bayonets” – but that works, too. :em01:

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    sleeper growls and barks:

    A Romney victory is the equivalent of jumping out of Obama’s speedboat racing toward the waterfall to grab a log that’s going in the same direction. It’s just the beginning of an even tougher battle, where the enemy is more duplicitous. A little celebration might be in order if Romney wins, but don’t get carried away.

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    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    Welcome back my Liege, I am glad you understand what actually happened last night. Romney passed the CinC test in flying colors and that was all he wanted to do. Let’s say Mitt had jumped in the sewer with Obama and decided to do what we all wanted to do to Obama which is “stump a mudhole in him” but that’s why Mitt is going to be our next President and I am selling insurance and doing triathlons. Not to mention that if Romney drops down to Obama’s level, the media is now spinning it how Romney is desperate and was besmirching our Dear Leader.
    Romney didn’t bite, Obama looked petty and Mittmentum continues.

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    I, for one, was absolutely bored stiff by yesterday’s debate. Romney looked tired and worn. Zero was smarmy and annoying. The debate was unfocused, lackluster, and irritating. I found myself screaming at the TV for Zero to stop interrupting!

    I fucking can’t WAIT for this election season to be over!

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    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    As a debate strategy, I thought Mitt’s counter punch strategy was both maddening yet effective. What was perceived as weakness was providing an opening for Ear Leader to walk through and get slammed in the head. Everytime I was screaming at the TV “Hit HIM MITT!!!!!, he showed poise, Obama took the bait and Mitt’s counter punch was effective and landed right between Ear Leaders eyes.
    It was almost like looking at Reagan in 1980. In fact, it is eerie how similar these 2 elections are.

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    LC MaxMomFL growls and barks:

    Great post! Thumbs up button sorefully needed on this one. Huh, spellchecker didn’t like ‘sorefully’. Well, it’s a word in Kentucky.

    I agree with Nicki, tired of the whole election paradigm. Unfortunately, after Romney wins, we will be back to the other annoying paradigm of 24/7 “Doooom and Gloooom” and “America is Eeeeevil” by the lame stream media. Suddenly, gas prices, food prices, and other costs of living will matter again. Americans killed overseas will be counted with glee. Homelessness will suddenly reemerge as a huge American problem. Grannies will be dying on the streets from insufficient benefits. Cats and dogs living together…mass hysteria!

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Future debates should have the candidates in sound proof polycarbonate booths with their microphones on timers, so that when their time is up, the mic goes dead. That way, neither can interrupt the other. Also, the moderators mic is dead as long as either of the candidates’ mic is live. That way we won’t have a Candy Crowley type moderator trying to coach/help the “Progressive” communist candidate.

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    watchyerlane @ #9:

    It was almost like looking at Reagan in 1980. In fact, it is eerie how similar these 2 elections are.

    I’ve been saying this ever since the Benghazi thing blew up. The similarities are spectacular and, if you can’t appreciate them, you’re blind. I wasn’t of voting age at that point, but I’ve heard the stories and read my history and talked to those that were, and the resemblance is downright creepy.

    That said – I didn’t watch the debate last night – too afraid to, besides my mind is already made up. But you’re right, Imperator – he’s already got his base, and Obama has his. Romney has to win the undecideds, and he won’t do that by jumping into the mud pit. He doesn’t have to – all he had to do was lure Obama in, and then look like a grown-up.

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    There are indicators, and then there are Indicators. The son of a Wisconsin state Senator was beaten by Demoncrats stealing the Romney signs from his front yard and wound up in the ER. Somebody track these bastards down on Facebook or Twitter. Sooner or later they’ll brag about it. And one of those grant subsidized documentaries on PBS3 last night followed imbeds of the Occutards and celebrated the “fact” that these, “white people are shedding their Whiteness and are becoming Niggerized. It’s like, now they get it.”
    It won’t take much more.
    1 round
    1 kill
    1 high pile
    Wait for the buzzards

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    Physics Geek growls and barks:

    It’s time to pay attention to what Mr. Winston Wolfe is telling us, if you catch my drift. Now is not the time to let. Rather, it’s the time to step on their collective throats and make them beg for mercy.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Physics Geek @ #:

    it’s the time to step on their collective throats and make them beg for mercy.

    Step on? I want to stomp down hard and crush their trachea so they die a slow and painful political death, drowning in their own blood.

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:
    Too bad I can’t get into m y old golf shoes. :em05:

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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Alright, I know some who’d say, BUT we can still lose! The odds are too great! Obama phones!

    Oh, sack the fuck up, you teeny-testicled, weeny-penile types. GROW A FUCKING SET! Charge and mow down these motherfuckers like Rick Grimes goes through fucking Zombies on the Walking Dead!

    Go William Wallace on em!

    And when Gloria Allred pulls some whiny victim/brown person, tell her and her turd fashioned to form a witness, to get the fuck back into Obama’s vag, where they belong!

    Your shit ends here and now! We are going to decimate these bastards! Not literally kill, but metphorically eviscerate these bitch asses.

    Some were worried that this was Custer’s Last Stand for the anti-Obamites. Well, it’s more like Bastogne winter of 1944, when the 101st Airborne Commander was offered surrender by the Bosch. Brigadear General McAuliffe said NUTS, which was 1940s for “Go fuck yourself and your inbred fucking cloven hoofed bitch ass mamas that bore you and the rest of you bastards, that are going to get bitch slapped back into the mother fucking stone age!” And the earth shakes, smug Nazis who were expect to march back into Paris, see the cavalry, and it’s being led by Patton…… REAP THE FUCKING WHIRLWIND YOU PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PISS BUCKET CARRIERS! The bucket goes ontop of your head!

    War is here, motherfuckers!

    And you libs, better leave, before I GET REALLY MEAN!

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    LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ growls and barks:

    I’ve been playing these songs at the Ace of Spades HQ II on Facebook a lot

    Obama’s defeat song
    Because Mitt and Paul will make our dream of the last four years of Obama getting out of office come true

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    What this reminds me is we must never give up, never relent! I fevently believe obama wishes to subjugate this nation, failing that, to destroy her.
    If we win this battle there will be others, for this parasitical attutude is cyclical. Time has taught me that….same shit, different wrapper. I remain concerned with massive civil unrest. Keep your powder dry and your larder full.
    I am not dismayed by the naysayers or those seeking to have me despair…
    Regardless of how this plays out this country is in a world of shit economiclly…….the whole planet is.
    As to how we got here? Eveything from a corrupt government to hand outs to the masses and rich donors, be they corporate or unions. It is insanity to pay to not work. Help, fine, but work as best you can, the goal being to feel gratitude, not entitlement, to stand on your own feet again, be your existence humble and austere or otherwise. Nobody owes me anything.
    I don’t plan on giving up..for I view the opposition as lesser beings, inferior souls, cretinous, putrid, arrogant spirits living in a psychosis of their own making.
    Be the ant, not the grasshopper, seek out others of your own kind and help each other….in whatever fashion you can, be it great or small.
    Never submit your spirit to these scumbags!

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ @ #:
    I like this one

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    single stack growls and barks:

    irish19 @ #: 20

    Linkee no workee.

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    Angrywebmaster – I didn’t watch for the same reason. Went swimming instead. I can’t stand the sight or sound of Obama, he’s so oily and slick.

    I came to the site this morning looking for some guidance, after my home page, yahoo, declared Obama the winner. And when I just opened it now, it said “Romney ekes out bragging rights.” Can you say, “grudging?”

    I am still wary of Chicago tactics. They’ve already blocked Voter ID in Pennsylvania (I think) by saying there wasn’t “enough time” for people to get ID for the election. Very few military ballots in. A record low, in fact. And let us not forget the Minnesota election where weeks afterwards, more “ballots” surfaced for that idiot comedian, whose name I’m blocking on.

    I want Obama destroyed. O-bliterated. Every single one of his lies exposed – especially where he was born. Indictments on his underlings so they start spilling the beans. EVERYTHING!!!

    Why wasn’t it brought up that Sheikh Mohammed has STILL not brought to trial, moreover, the military is acceding to his every demand, including that he not shave and that he & his friends can come to the tribunal in combat fatigues/camouflage?

    BTW, Obama’s wedding ring, which he wore at Columbia YEARS before he met Michelle, and was teased about by classmates, has the Islamic creed written on it. If anyone is interested, I’ll post the link.

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    I saw several R/R lawn signs driving home from the music store today (where i smartly avoided buying a set of Timpany that would have filled the remaining space in my livingroom) HERE ON THE SF PENINSULA in the HEART OF LIBTARDIA.. ALSO MIchael Savage returned to the airwaves tonight, at least here in the Bay Area and i was the FIRST KSFO Bay Area caller on the air to welcome him back,… anybody hear me?

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    Sir Fresh Sign @ #:

    timpani … not sure what the plural of that is

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Good do see you My Liege. I hope things are improving for you.

    They are. Well, I’m hopeful at least, but that’s a whole lot more than what I was. And I owe that to having the best extended “family” in the world, my Rottie family, and G-d of course. But knowing that you have the best damn bunch of people in the world on your six helps. A LOT. But enough about me. Just wanted to thank all of you again. Bad shit happens to good people, I’m just one example in a row of examples we’ve all seen over the last many years, and the one thing common to all of those examples is that this crowd is the most awesome, loyal bunch mankind ever knew.

    As to the election, let me just say this:

    The response to the surge in the polls caused by, as I knew it would, the debates when “the great unwashed” got a chance to look at Mitt Romney the man as opposed to Mitt Romney the EneMedia caricature which is all they and I had ever seen, has been, from the Obumbles campaign, “Big Bird, Binders and Bayonets.”

    That, my friends and LCs, is not the response from an enemy who has a single weapon left in their arsenal. It is the response from a flailing, desperate bunch of clowns who are grasping, desperately, for any straw they can find while going down with the Titanic.

    But more importantly, and the timing is perfect here at the end of the race because the collective memory of human beings is notoriously short, the EneMedia Narrative™ has been blown to fucking smithereens by Romney’s “weak” performance in the last debate.

    He had been painted as an angry, extremist, cold-hearted, blood-sucking racist who’d do anything and say anything to get elected for months, if not years, by a concerted, coordinated, synchronized effort by the EneMedia to paint him as such, and keep in mind that that is ALL the majority of voters had learned about him, and then, a few weeks before the only poll that matters is about to take place, he shows himself to be a moderate, calm, composed individual with all of the facts at his fingertips who will not be goaded into a mud fight by anyone.

    Not only is that going to leave an impression with the “undecideds” right before they have to actually VOTE as opposed to answer a retarded, non-binding poll, it is also going to make those same people question every single thing that Obumfuck’s most important ally has to say about him in those last two weeks before the election. They’re not “stupid.” They know exactly what they’ve been told for years about Republicans in general and Mitt Romney in particular by the EneMedia, it’s not like they haven’t been barraged with it forever, and here he is, right on their screens, right before the election in some of the few broadcasts that voters actually pay attention to, finding out that he is the exact opposite of what they’ve been told by the EneMedia that he is.

    Which, in effect, nullifies every single damn thing that the EneMedia will say about him from now on until November 6.

    “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”

    No, it’s not over until it’s over and the Ogabe Junta are definitely going to pull out all the stops to keep their Führer from losing, but Mitt has disarmed their most important ally, the EneMedia, by exposing them as liars through his calm, presidential demeanor. When baited, and no American doesn’t recognize a dare when he or she sees one, he stayed calm while slipping in a few zingers under the belt.

    Obam-bam, on the other hand, came across as a spoiled brat slinging playground insults.

    It’s looking good.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Oh, sack the fuck up, you teeny-testicled, weeny-penile types. GROW A FUCKING SET! Charge and mow down these motherfuckers like Rick Grimes goes through fucking Zombies on the Walking Dead!

    Two things:

    1. The election isnt over, Mitt hasnt won. When I said patience, I meant it.

    2. confidence is one thing, assuming victory as a given is a serious mistake,.

    Alright, I know some who’d say, BUT we can still lose!


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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    readerjp @ #:

    I am still wary of Chicago tactics.

    There’s a rumor that Gloria Aldred is going to open her mouthy with another bogus pile of dog droppings.

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    LCBrendan says:

    Patience. War aint won yet, and at this stage Obama has his usual tricks in store. Celebrate when the election is over.

    Exactly so.

    Guys and gals, KEEP POUNDING! It ain’t over til it’s over, we’ve had a couple of days to breathe, time to get back on it.

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    L.O.R. Ankle biter growls and barks:

    I didn’t even bother watching the debates because my mind was made up years ago that Obama had to go, and by years I mean the day he was elected. They aren’t aimed at the likes of those of us whose minds are already made up.
    Oh, and the Alred thing appears to be, horror of horrors, that Romney testified to some financial matters at a Staples founder’s divorce hearing in the early 90s. Not much detail yet, there’s still some legal stuff going on, judicial reviewing to decide whether the records will be unsealed.

    Gloria Allred Hits Romney with Staples « The Greenroom

    Gloria Allred, Maureen Stemberg Sullivan In Court: Judge Holds Hearing Over Mitt Romney Testimony In Divorce Case Last link admittedly goes to the Huffing-and-Puffington post. From what little I have been able to learn so far, sounds like a big bunch of nothing to me.