Send Lawyers, Guns and Money

Well, not the first two actually, at least not as far as I know.

I really hate doing this, particularly since I haven’t really been earning my keep around here lately, but it looks like things in the Empire have reached the point where I have to have a fundraiser in order to keep the lights on. Yes, it just keeps piling on, doesn’t it?

I know, these are troubled times for everybody and I certainly don’t want to suggest that my trouble is in any way more important than everybody elses, but… I suck at this, don’t I?

Anyway, if anybody has a few shekels laying around that aren’t needed, every little bit would be greatly appreciated.

My apologies as well as my thanks.


UPDATE: I’m going to be saying this to all of you personally, but I just wanted to put up a public notice first that you guys are absolutely incredible and way above and beyond anything! I really don’t deserve y’all, but I and the family are eternally grateful that we have you!

I also want to say to all of you who said that you were sorry you couldn’t help or that you wish you could do more to please, please don’t worry about it. Please don’t. There are two reasons I hate putting up posts like this and avoid it like the plague. One is my pride, and the less said about that one, the better, but the other one is that I know that you all want to help. I know this because I know what great people you all are. And thus I know, because I know from personal experience that there are times when you cannot help because you yourself are knee-deep in alligators, that there will be some who really, really wanted to and now feel bad because they can’t.

I don’t want that to be the case. Ever. Nobody owes me anything. Nobody has any obligation to me other than the one they feel they have, and that one’s misplaced because, let’s face it, I’m not really doing anything other than putting up stuff on the Internet. If not me, then somebody else would and, more importantly, if not for YOU all, then it would just be me screaming into the wind.

To those of you who wanted to chip in but couldn’t or wished that they could have done more, I only want to say this: Please don’t think that way. Because I know that you wanted to, and that in itself is a huge gift. Just the fact that you saw some guy on the Internet kvetch about something and immediately thought “how can I help?” says all that needs to be said, and I am eternally grateful for that too.

Don’t underestimate the value of that compassion in and of itself, because it is enormous.

And now I’ll have to stop because the room is getting awfully dusty for some reason and I’ve got shit to do so I can get back to work giving you something for all that you, every one of you, give me constantly for just hanging around and putting up with me.

G-d Bless You All!


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Check your tip jar, Misha. I couldn’t begin to repay what this site has done for me. But….I do try.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

I won’t be able to help until after the first, Misha. Right now, I don’t have enough for a box of .22 short, or even Wolf 7.62 x 39 mm.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Just dropped a little bit in the jar … I only wish that I could do more right now.


i can’t use paypal so is there an address i can mail you some money i have squirreled away under the mattress.


Dropped some in the jar also. Take care.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Unemployed at the moment, but I did have a couple good paychecks, so have a bit from me, Sire.

LC SecondMouse

Hit the tip jar. Better days coming soon – they always do.

LC Gunsniper

A pity I didn’t know about this sooner or I’d have skipped the SKS mags and threw in more.

LC Gladiator


Check the tip jar…….


I’m still pretty low-flow, but you and the Rotties have been nothing but good to me. It ‘aint much, but it’s something! A few shekels, I can manage. 🙂

Better days, friend.


LC Gunsniper

Fuck the excuses.


LC Gladiator

LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician @ #:
Blake -where in NC are you? whats your skill set?? I might be able to help. feel free to email me


Dribbled a few rubles in…and challenging everyone who’s been touched by the Rott to match my paltry twenty bucks…


i’ve got a $1.62 to my name and a letter from the IRS that says they misdid my taxes two years ago so i owe them $1900 i don’t have, but if there is anything i can do in kind via the Intartubes, i’m your huckleberry.

to better times…

lc purple raider

I’d help, but I’m two weeks away from being thrown out on my butt.

And I really have no place to go.

LC Gregory

O my Emperor,

Be blessed, my friend.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC Gladiator @ # 12: NM, not NC. I know, and can do, tons of varied stuff. For the last 7 years I’ve been Security at an AFB. I’m a long retired Combat Arms Instructor and maintainer as my principle. I’ve worked retail, inventory, records, those sorts of thing since I retired and until I got back into security.


Only thing I can do is send prayers. Thanks to this “recovery” we are in, I’ve had to file for food stamps. Every job that I can find is over an hour drive away, and I can’t afford $30 in gas a day.

And in voting news, Free pot for votes. Isn’t buying votes illegal ?

Redc, Interesting, we just got a letter “demanding” we pay the IRS $1950 immediately or they are going to seize my corporation immediately. No previous letters were sent telling us that they think we owe $1950 dollars. We have not paid them. They can seize whatever they want as my corporation is currently idle and only making $80 dollars per… Read more »

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

I dropped a few bucks to ya..wish I could do more.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R

LC LOBO says:

Isn’t buying votes illegal ?

Only for Republicans. Didn’t you get the memo?


redc1c4 @ #:
Library Czar @ #:
I’m not gonna lie, that is fishy as all get out. And I’ve been seeing that the obamajunend just shat out it’s first class of 231 brownshits. Me thinks that ears is ramping up to a civil war. Keep’em loaded and your powder dry.


get a tax lawyer or accountant to look at your taxes then have tem send a letter to the tax people telling them you don’t owe them any thing and they will fold.they don’t even know how do do taxes.

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger



Red, GC, a thought came to me. Are these letters really from the irs ? I know that scammers have been using the fbi letter head to scam people. I’ve erased two of those e-mails today alone. If they are real, see if you can’t find a tax lawyer that will work with you.

lc purple raider @ #:

I’m in the same boat. I’ve long ago ran out of UI and if it wasn’t for my mother and her SS God knows where I’d be. Just pray’in that IF Mittens gets elected that the dam will break and jobs will open up in January, if we make to January…

I remember when my daughter received something along these lines. Tey tried to scam her for two grand. She came to me askng about it. I told her I wanted to reel these scumbags in, hopefully to my door if you catch my drift. In the meantime I had her print out all e-mails, take a check for two grand… Read more »


Err, opps. Demoscum caught selling heroin.

Castalia town commissioner Clarence Alexander Bender was arrested during a traffic stop Thursday by Nash County deputies. Bender is charged with three counts of trafficking opium or heroin and maintaining a place for keeping and storage of a controlled substance.

LC Gladiator

LC LOBO @ #:
LOBO are you in NC??


LC Gladiator @ #:


Misha, I recall that a little while back there was talk of bringing back Rott shirts. I know money’s short, but give this place a look, Shirts777.

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

Tip jar hit. Wish I could have tossed in more, though this place is your home Misha…… you’ve opened it up to us to the point it feels like my home.


LC LOBO @ #: Let’s make that three. Anyone got $135 so I can get my $2.5 million ? FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW (202) 324-3000 Attn: Beneficiary, Compliments of the day,I wish to inform you that your Payment of $2.5 Million United States Dollars.has been released and… Read more »

LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert

My liege, I wish I could help out, but right now I am chest deep in crocodiles myself. With our annual Oktoberfest coming up and all, cash is tight. If you can hang on until after the new year, I should be getting a bonus and taxes back so I should be able to throw you a nice wad. Until… Read more »


Up to my butt in medical bills (don’t ask); but I’m real glad you got some caboodle. You run a great site. Y’all will appreciate this story: why the BILL OF RIGHTS must be protected. Oklahoma girl, 12, talks about shooting home intruder, with her mom’s gun. 911 audiotape here. Poor baby is only 12 years old: a 6th-grader.… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Tallulah @ # 35: Heard that on the radio yesterday. AWESOME!!!!!!!!! :em01:


Misha – I hang around the Rott and H&B simply because I find some fine folks (admittedly some odd), kindred spirits that range from ornery to sublime but are always entertaining, vocal and who have skill sets from A to Z which educate and elicit discussion. The most I would ask of any of you is simply, some day, to… Read more »

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Tallulah @ #35:
It is going to be impossible for Jones to live that down when he gets to stir. I advise him to just die. :em05:

Sorry I’ve been late to this discussion, but I’ve been busy acting quiety in the background and low-crawling under the wire. :em04:

VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Wish I could help, but I’m just short of dead broke and out of work.


WARNING!!!! Obama ‘Punting’ on New EPA Rules Until Post-Election A new report from Senate Republicans warns that the Obama administration and the EPA are delaying implementation of painful new regulations until after the election. The report from the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works’ Minority Staff, “A Look Ahead to EPA Regulations for 2013,” points to a “slew of… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist

My Liege

I’d like to help but I’m facing some incoming right now, I will do so when I can, Your Highness.

In the meantime .. is the fix already in?



tip jar hit.
lc purple raider @ #:

Where do you live purple raider?

lc purple raider

#42 emily.

Southern suburbs of Chicago, willing to relocate.


Your Imperial Majesty, here I am trying to help do your job. I can’t do it as well as you…but I’m trying.

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

Seeing this many Rotties in a dire situation makes me feel truly blessed for what I have. Thanks, guys.


Is there an address I can send a money order?


I will have to hit you next month, Sire. Hope it won’t be too late to do you some good. My piggy bank meant-for-my-son’s-Christmas-present savings went for the power bill this month. No pennies in the sofa either and …no sofa. Long story. Had to be there. Heck, my PayPal account is even in the negative. I didn’t know that… Read more »

LC Gladiator

Can anyone confirm this: “What is most shocking, however, is that a source within the White House states that it was arranged as an October surprise by Barack Obama. Obama, in order to make the release of the Blind Sheik more palatable to the American people, and to boost his sagging approval ratings, arranged with the Muslim Brotherhood to kidnap… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Bro, this kind of shit just kills my soul. I feel no obligation per se, except for where I come from, family helps family. That’s just the way it is. And if I wasn’t bordering on becoming a hobo (thanks to festering dicksuck of an ex husband who refuses to pay anything to support his children and has left me… Read more »


I dropped a tip in the jar…not a lot, but I hope it helps with things.


A few spare denari enroute….

Please spend on guns not butter….

LC Gladiator

According to reports, more than 2600 people over the age of 110 have already voted in North Carolina: Perhaps in an effort to promote North Carolina as one of the healthiest States in the Nation, this latest voter twist comes to us from Susan Myrick of the Civitas Institute in North Carolina–not to be confused with Rep. Sue Myrick of… Read more »


lc purple raider @ #:
Have you considered TX, SD or UT?

lc purple raider

emily_nelson @ #:

If I could get there, I would.

Automobiles, indeed, do not run on Skittles, or any other candy.


Well, got the food stamps. Now, I’m going to see if the old Lobo luck holds out, “cause I found a place near the homestead that is hiring. Every other time I’ve gotten stamps, I’ve gotten a job in short order. So, pray, think positive thoughts, or whatever else it is that all of ya’ll do.


LC LOBO @ #:
Keep those thoughts and prayers going. The hiring manager is “on vacation”. :em08:
Why would you want to start hiring people and then go on vacation ?? :em03: