What? Everybody Is Still Here?
You’re either the most loyal, dedicated bunch of dysfunctional browncoat rebels ever known or you’re just secretly hoping that the Imperial Staff locates the Secret Key to the Imperial Liquor Cabinet before I come back.
I suspect it’s a bit of both but, knowing you all and having found out how blessed I am to have you, I tend to lean towards the former. Sure. I’m sentimental. So sue me maybe?
I’m still around and enjoying the breather. I’d enjoy it more if I didn’t have so much of a mess of my own doing, mostly, to undo, but it’s certainly clearing the mind. I only wish bill collectors would start wearing fluorescent green vests to help me aim better since ammo is awfully expensive these days and, waste not, want not. But they won’t. I’m vastly improving my aim, though. Which is good, because it seems like everything around the house has decided that now would be a good time to break down, including the Imperial Rottweiler. Still, the Imperial Guard Dog is still alive after the intervention of numerous vets and the total plumbing breakdown has, thanks to a cohort of skilled professionals, not resulted in a permanent swimming pool being installed in the kitchen.
But financial woes aside, those are relatively minor after all, I’m finding the direction that the election campaign is going quite comforting.
Obviously, Romney has broken through the barrier thanks to his debate performances, which came as absolutely no surprise to me. I knew that getting him up against the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure™ on prime time Tee Vee without the latter being ably and increasingly desperately assisted by the Enemy Media, also known as the EneMedia, and his TelePrompTer would result in an utter blood bath. I have no idea why so many normally intelligent people even on our side would still be wondering about that, but obviously they too have bought into the “Obama Is An Awesome Orator™” meme. G-d only knows where they got that from, because every single time he’s been caught on camera without his handlers and technological gadgets he’s been a stuttering, bumbling, incoherent retard. Seriously, run a search on YouTube of his campaign rally appearances sans prepared script and you won’t find a single instance of him being able to form a coherent sentence. Which is about what you’d expect from a drug addict affirmative action baby.
I just don’t get why there was ever any doubt that he’d be utterly demolished by anybody with an IQ above that of boiled rutabaga. It appears to me that even those on our own side have bought into the EneMedia’s narrative about O-dumbfuck as a “brilliant orator.”
No, he’s not. He’s really good at reading aloud from a prepared script, but you can teach a retarded monkey that.
What’s really encouraging, and what I was fully expecting, was that having the “great unwashed” exposed to somebody with a brain versus the fictional Socrates of Obama would utterly destroy the EneMedia narrative about Romney being a soulless, monocled, cold robot and that has more than anything contributed to the massive surge that Romney is enjoying now in the polls.
Of course it didn’t hurt that Biden played, very aptly because that’s who he is, the role of an arrogant, heartless, rude peasant in the Biden/Ryan debate, but that’s just icing on the cake. The Eeyores on our side are wailing about how psychotics like MSLSD loved his performance, but they’re missing the point: The only ones who enjoyed Biden’s laughing at the prospect of Iran finishing what Hitler started are the ones who would vote for Obama even if he was caught ass-raping a Catholic girl’s school to death on live TV. They don’t matter. They’re lost. They’re a waste of oxygen. What he DID do was to turn off everybody with a functioning heart because, let’s be honest here, people with a soul don’t find the Holocaust funny or even a “minor issue.”
So things are going well. Obama is toast. That doesn’t mean that we should break open the champagne yet. We still have a lot of work to do getting those people who’ve been turned off by the Ogabe Junta to the polls, but it certainly means that we’re winning.
Seriously, my beloved fellow citizens, when even the most ridiculous liberal rag in the nation, the New Yorker, features a cartoon of Romney facing an “empty chair” at the first debate (remember how the Eeyores on our side criticized Clint Eastwood for his speech?), you’ve got the fuckers on the run.
Keep smiling. I’ve got to go now. More bills and more shit to deal with, but our nation is in good hands and I know we’re going to win this.
Love you guys, NO HO, and I’ll be back yelling at you soon.
Misha, Emperator.
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I know what you mean about everything breaking at once. The fans, the lights, I need a paint job desperately – and I hate that shit, because I don’t know how to do anything. Mechanically challenged. And I don’t have much money.
I’m not as sanguine as you about Romney winning. Mostly because of things like these:
and these:
and this:
I don’t want to be an Eeyore and a part of me is still hoping for a landslide victory for Romney in which the Emperor’s clothes are exposed. All I’m saying is, do we have ANYTHING to counteract Chicago’s dirty filthy tactics?
Come back soon, Emperor. We miss you.
Heh.
Too late, Sire.
*hic*
I’ve been busy making sandwiches and frying up bacon at the Ace of Spades HQ, but I managed to get a break and decided to pay you a visit. Good to see you’re alive and kicking, Sire. I hope that your financial woes end soon. Heaven knows that I hope that my health woes end soon (I have an MRI and video EEG tomorrow at Rush University to see if I’m a candidate for surgery). Praying for ya. Also, here’s to hoping that R to the Second Power (our pet name for Romney and Ryan) get into office.
And in other news, Paula Priesse is back!
She is now part of the Big Sister program. Of course, this being Paula, it doesn’t quite work out the way she expected it to in her progressive world.
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I know the feeling, Bro. My tenants just informed me that they’re moving at the end of the month, which means I’ll be paying the mortgage AND my insane rent unless I can find someone to rent this albatross of a fucking house in the next two weeks! KILL ME!
Meanwhile, I just want to point out that this is the kind of vermin that endorses Zero. We are doomed as a nation!
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch recently posted..Debate 2 Reax
Mr. Imperial:
Submitted for your approval. In my own little thought dungeon of a paranoid mind I am wondering if the “Oktober Surprise” is the locating and killing of the perps who attacked and killed the Ambassador in Benghazi. i’m figuring the day of the “surprise” would be right before the next debate, maybe the night before. If this was to come to fruition then the junta purposely stripped the Ambassador of his protection and left him like a bleating goat staked out for a leopard hunt. I this comes to pass and I sure hope it doesn’t then I wish the next administration has the stones to get the answers.
Sincerely;
Spin Drift
P.S. Keep your powder dry.
P.S.S. Good luck on your bumps in the road and prayers for you and yours to sustain your resolve in your time of need.
No, I think they will send in a few drones, blow up a few places and say they just destroyed the terrorists. It wont matter that all they hit was some tents and a herd of camels.
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Well, yes, that, and like all good Rotties, we’re loyal and faithful to a fault … that, and you’ll never catch on to what we’ve been up to. ALL RIGHT EVERYONE, HE’S LOOKING, SO ACT INNOCENT!
I’m thinking that, while inanimate objects don’t move, that doesn’t mean they can’t conspire against us. Otherwise, why does so much shit go wrong at the same time?
Just keep fighting back against the inanimate object conspiracy. While you won’t ever win, you can at least get a temporary truce from them. We all look forward to your return to weild the Clue Bat O’ Doom with your own style of vitriolic invective M’Luhd.
got the browncoat and the matching rifle……I’m going nowhere, being that I’m not only the Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
but as one of only a few resident non-drinkers here, y’all are gonna need a designated driver/bail poster when you find those keys!!
I start a leave of absence next week, will be off for 12 weeks…..12 weeks of multiple trips to Colorado to help my sister with estate and house stuff, and to take some time off to heal up my jangled head and tattered soul. So look for a lot more posting.
I am quietly confident that we have this election wrapped, it seems the more these people go on TV the more their true colors show. Obama did nothing last night but quote stump speeches and lie, all his tag team partner two ton crowley did was cover for him and lie…and they both got caught, on live TV. No new clothes for this emperor, he’s fully exposed and it ain’t pretty.
Vote
Ok, even though I’m a dogface, what part of “Semper Fidelis” is unclear?
And I think it’s evil spirits all over. The Caisson-puller just went, permanent like. Talking to the paymaster for a little, er.. “advice”.
obama delenda est
i don’t like alcohol or smoking!but if you need advice on the wolf at the door call my wife as she has been handling the wolf since she was 8yrs old.we both started working at 8 because we grew up poor so we learned how to make due with what we had.anyone can learn how to fix things around the house if you can read you can do anything just buy basic how to books.being poor again holds no terror for my wife and i because we grew up poor we paid off our two homes early,we owe no one plus we bought land, guns and gold for the last 40yrs.we have live stock and pasture for them,we have a victory garden from which we can and store food just like we did when we were young.do any of you remember victory gardens?what i see cumming is real bad economic times no matter who is in the white house because bongo and his commizars have squandered trillions on wind and solar which will never be coast effectivenow i look at the town next door where they installed a wind turbine whoever the $400,000 transmission went south so it is out of order,no juice.bongo is clueless about every thing because he only knows alinsky crap which does not work no socialist bull shit works unless you want poverty and tyranny.he will lose because we have his number.
Need I say more?? Spread this like wildfire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBJM48sr9QY
Oh, did you go somewhere, Misha?
And I already know where the keys to the liquor cabinet are — and you are low on vodka.
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DJ Allyn says:
You misspelled “completely out of.” -hic-
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..What? Everybody Is Still Here?
Still here Sire,and still madder than hell.
It seems that some jackass wanted to blow up the Federal Reserve Bank in down-town NYC. I guess that he “misunderstood” what the “rop” is really about.
Is it time to start booting these fucks out now ??
LC LOBO says:
Oh LOBO..you hater of oppressed brown people, he is just a misunderstood……Sorry, I can’t keep that up, it hurts my head.
I’m getting mixed emotions here. Please assist me. Is this the sheepscrew that Bernanke runs?
angrywebmaster recently posted..EARTHQUAKE!
Is there another aspirin factory somewhere we can target, Angry? I thought they were tapped out.
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
Hypothetically speaking, I’m sorry to hear that your vacating tenants accidentally left a plugged-in iron sitting on the carpet right next to three cans of paint thinner. Were that to have happened, I would hope that your insurance adequately compensated you for the total loss of the house.
LC LOBO @ #:
If he’d succeeded in blowing up NYFed, he’d probably be immensely popular and have scored a major PR victroy for Islam.
The Fed ain’t exactly popular.
Why bother? They’ll just slither back in through the cracks.
Grind the bastards up, mix them with asphalt, and use them to fill in potholes.
As with Jaybear, I don’t drink. So you got two chauffeurs….
Like with Bruce, I have done everything in my power to make ready for some hard times.
This ant is hustling about, getting his ducks on a row for self, family and friends. the grasshoppers partying like there is no tomorrow………..
Until the ATM’s shut down………………
As Richard Gere succinctly put it in “An Officer and a Gentleman,” “I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!!!”
And most of my field gear is in the old woodland camo, with Texas flags on the shoulders. 
I’m just trying to follow my own advice, by celebrating National Ammo Day a month early. Glad you’re back with us, can understand problems dog-piling all at once.
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Of course we are….
We have a reputation to live down to, you know…..
I’m not here, never been here, and you don’t know me. I highly suggest y’all maintain that position should the “authorities” ever ask.
Who?…. never heard of em…..who?……nope!…..don’t recall that name…..
Of course I will extend the same courtesy if the need to do so ever presents itself.
Never had it been said of me that I’m “all here” anyways. Carry on.
LC MaxMomFL recently posted..Random Thoughts 5/14/12
OT. I feel like the fucking bad news fairy. (Any fucking jokes and I will shoot you.) Our brother S. Sledgehammer’s Mom is not doing well. Prayers for that family. And if you haven’t seen or don’t have Facebook, the “Thumbs Up for Lane” movement, I regret to inform that this courageous young man has lost his battle with cancer. His name is Lane Goodwin, he passed at 7:53 CST tonight. When or if I can find out more info on both I’ll update.
Well of course we are. Who the hell else would we tag along with that’s as sick minded and fun to invite to parties as the rest of us?
You are of course operating under the misguided assumption that not only is the Secret Key still secret (since I’ve lost count of the number of copies floating around) but that there is actually any Liquor left at all.
LC Gladiator @ #:
Well, shoot fire, he SAID he was from Kenya in his literary bio for SIXTEEN YEARS.
I only hope that (a) R&R get elected (Pray!!!), and (b) that ALL this crap comes out in such a way that it exposes the entire fucking scam. Like Eastwood said, “this is the biggest hoax that has ever been perpetrated on the American public.”
But if you want a laugh, and you feel like lighting a stogie, putting your feet up, and having a warm one, watch this.
Monty Python’s classic “Argument Clinic.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
Now THAT’s how you debate!!!
Fa Cube Itches says:
Don’t think for a moment that hasn’t crossed my mind!
The insurance would more than properly compensate me! So if anyone wants to accidentally leave an iron plugged in next to some paint thinner, have at it! Let me know afterward!
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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
I know a guy….
LC Gladiator @ # 12: Done before I finished reading comments!
Sire, good to see you sort of back. You are right on time! As you said, it isn’t time to stop until the sweep is done and the bodies counted. We must keep pounding until the end of January!
Fa Cube Itches @ # 20: Indeed.
LC TerribleTroy @ # 25: Exactly. Says so on my coin, “I was never here”.
Tallulah says:
Indeed again.
LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician recently posted..If it wasn’t this one, it was one like it
I laughed my ass off when bambi tried to equate lower gas prices during the Bush administration beng due to the economy being down…..some fools will swallow it, the giddy elves and blank faced idiots.
He missed one simple glaring truth. The economy is worse off now than it was then. With five trillion more debt for absoolutely nothing…..
I love this asshole being slowly consumed by his own lies and deceit.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/2012_elections_electoral_college_map.htmlThis is very pleasant news indeed, I have been following closely.
Let’s try this again…..
LC HJ Caveman82952 says:
Well, R&R had better hope that they have more than a razor’s edge difference. Nebraska is a red state, but last election we split our electoral vote. We have five. I don’t remember if it went 3/2, or 4/1. I’m thinking 3/2. I sure hope that those two votes wouldn’t be enough to put ear leader over the top.
God forbid we should offend the entitlement crowd living in public housing.
Feast your eyes on this, folks: at Ace’s place. He says it’s over for BEE-Oh.
He has a bunch of posts up today that are showing the DOMINOS BEGINNING TO FALL! Here’s another:
AND they’re pulling Dem assets out of NC and Virginia!!! Bind and smite them, people! let’s get those down-ticket races rocking and rolling!
I’m off to donate, and will be working a phone bank. LET’S MAKE THIS A LANDSLIDE!!!
After obama made his statements regarding gun confiscation, the NRA is now massively intensifying their efforts in four swing states. It’s time to put the heat to this bastard….and do not back off! I’m not. The Keystone state may be back in play. It’s tighter for sure. We simply won’t know until next month…and if obama loses, I expect all hell to break loose, the communists foaming at the mouth for the prize so close, yet denied them. They are a small part of the population, it appears many of the rest of us are finally waking up. Funny what losing your job and house can do… I do not condemn, rather welcome them into our ranks…..
Love and loyalty to you and the royal family, Sire.
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HELL YEAH, we’re getting there, but we’ve GOT to keep going at full throttle. Just in case, I’m still stocking up on ammo if the Øbamites decide to riot like they say, they DON’T want to be forced off of their gravy train!!
*HIC*, Shay,…..weee’sh out of *BUUUHH*,. Bourbon!!
I don’t need a key, I have tools.
Well, my brownshirt, and pants are being laundered. My boots, re-soled and polished.
All I want to ask is, really, Boss, can we get some more Bourbon in this bitch?
Second, I’m waiting for November 7th when the hardcore libtards go apleptic and heads esplode…..
Are you kidding me, the Imperial Liquor Cabinet running low. Catch the lower shelf Guys and Gals, I am swinging through this weekend with a load of ‘shine straight from the Carolinas / Tennessee Hills country.
Just remember it is first quill and y’all need to cut it a bit!
LC Old Dog recently posted..The Week in Saratov 10/17/12
Are you kidding me, The Imperial Liquor running low! Catch the lower shelf Guys and Gals, I am swinging through this weekend with a load of ‘shine straight from the Carolinas / Tennessee Hills country.
Just remember this is first quill and Y’all might nmeed to cut it a bit!!!
For our resident Damnyankees (Yes, it is properly one word), think Everclear!!!!!!!
LC Old Dog recently posted..The Week in Saratov 10/17/12
LC Old Dog @ # 43: Y’all know them Damnyankees are too lightweight to hang with that grand Southern Beverage. If they can, they ain’t Yankees, they just live in the wrong neighborhood.
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You guys are going to fuck around and start another flame war. Lol. Now I gotta remember where I left my nomex under armor….
Anybody see that Popcorn Sutton kilt hisself? Apparently occured a while back after the fucking BATF came after him. For those unfamiliar with Popcorn he was a staple of every documentary produced mid nineties through 2000s that focused on appalachian culture / moonshine
LC TerribleTroy @ #:
In March of 2009.
@ Lobo. I knew it was old news that I just wasn’t aware of but I didn’t know if anyone else knew. I was just watchimg a documentary about the dialect of the appalachians and ran across a article about his passing just a couple of days ago. Seems that the AIC for the BATF was the same dickhead who was running the Waco “incident”. Looks like Popcorn made it easy for em, but he was certainly a interesting character that I identified with having interacted withose types when I lived in the Blue Ridge in my teens. Last remnants of a breed and the world is certainly less colorful with their passing.
LC TerribleTroy @ #:
Waco, Ruby Ridge, OKC. It seems that there was a bunch of those agents mixed in all three.
And yeah, I got several in my family that are like Popcorn.
Ahem
Whaddya say butt?
To help youze guys out…
Umn…that bottle of Scotch? The Johnny Walker one dated 1912….that wasnt for anything special, was it?
Just in case that anyone here has one, or know someone that does, Caracal-F and -C recall notice.
LC Old Dog:
Mmmmm–Everclear™…
Yeah, Damnyankee’s s’poseta be one word, just as the Scots are reported to complain about Bloodysaxons (also one word.