Obamaphone

Posted by LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. on October 16, 2012

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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:
    October 16, 2012 at 19:36

    Oh Dear God, I hope Obama loses, for the added reason that we won’t have to hear from this shrill old harpy and the millions like her.

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    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. growls and barks:
    October 16, 2012 at 19:45

    Cougar1978 says:

    we won’t have to hear from this shrill old harpy and the millions like her.

    Don’t be so sure. The Zombie Apocalypse (or Fucktard Apocalypse if you prefer) just might begin 11/07.
    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..ObamaphoneMy Profile

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    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech growls and barks:
    October 16, 2012 at 20:30

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

    The Zombie Apocalypse (or Fucktard Apocalypse if you prefer) just might begin 11/07.

    ‘Wouldn’t make sense to pass a twisted sardine can lid like the new expansions of the martial laws if he didn’t plan on using them.
    :em06:

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:
    October 16, 2012 at 21:02

    A dangerous parasitic disease is making its way into every part of the body of America, and it greatly threatens our way of life. It is called “Entitlement Disability”, and the symptoms include joblessness, obesity, piss poor education, lack of self-respect, broken families, encyclopedic knowledge of current day-time television, Obamaphone ownership and an bizarre expectation that the state is required to see to your needs and wants.

    A cure for this illness must be found soon, or the disease will grow to the point where the parasite will destroy the host. We have almost run out of time to pursue medical or therapeutic treatment to cure the damaged flesh, and may soon be faced with surgery, or worse, amputation, in order to survive the disease.

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    Erbo growls and barks:
    October 16, 2012 at 22:30

    Oh Lord, for a minute I thought it was going to be a parody of that Raffi song…

    “Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, OBAMAPHONE”

    OK, I’ll stop now before I make anybody sick. Particularly myself.
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    FrankOK growls and barks:
    October 17, 2012 at 12:49

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

    Cougar1978 says:

    we won’t have to hear from this shrill old harpy and the millions like her.

    Don’t be so sure. The Zombie Apocalypse (or Fucktard Apocalypse if you prefer) just might begin 11/07.
    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Obamaphone

    I plan on having all weapons sighted in for the necessary headshots … Let the long-needed revolution begin.

    I’m just sorry I didn’t have enough time to get the RPD built (semi, of course).
    FrankOK recently posted..What a LetdownMy Profile

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:
    October 17, 2012 at 14:50

    Last night I was reminded of an old Russian saying -“Nevozmozhno sladki sdelat iz govna.” You can’t make Candy from shit. Last night the debate disproved proverb.

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    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician growls and barks:
    October 18, 2012 at 13:06

    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. says:

    Last night I was reminded of an old Russian saying -“Nevozmozhno sladki sdelat iz govna.” You can’t make Candy from shit. Last night the debate disproved proverb.

    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em01:
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    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician growls and barks:
    October 18, 2012 at 13:09

    LC SecondMouse says:

    A cure for this illness must be found soon, or the disease will grow to the point where the parasite will destroy the host. We have almost run out of time to pursue medical or therapeutic treatment to cure the damaged flesh, and may soon be faced with surgery, or worse, amputation, in order to survive the disease.

    DAMN! Perfect comparison.
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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:
    October 18, 2012 at 13:58

    This was an interesting read… Don’t you think?

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:
    October 19, 2012 at 21:52

    Dear Mr. Obama,

    I guess the MENSA meeting with you Ms. Clinton and Mr. Biden did not accomplish much. To be honest I was not expecting much. I’m just hoping that the Secret Service installed child safety locks on the Presidential limo just in case you get a call from him while driving over a bridge. It seems like suicide is all the rage these days. I don’t recommend it, but if successful hollywood producers are checking out this cannot be a harbinger of good days ahead. I often wonder how much more a nation can take from the first exchange student pot head President, I contemplate what my life would be like if you had done the opposite of what you did and kept your promises when you campaigned in 2008?

    Guantanamo Bay would be closed. The troops would be home after you surrendered to the enemy. The fire in the middle east would be about out by now, and all of that blood and money that we wasted fighting for one side of the same muslim/arab coin would have been spared and saved. “Obamacare?” That wouldn’t even have been a memory. A gentle expansion of the entitlement net placed upon the back of a growing economy, George W. Bush did that and it worked out ok. Now we are completely screwed because you decided to throw the long socialist ball with no one to catch it in the end zone. I’m really wishing that guy Jack Ryan didn’t get divorced, and came to the realization sooner that once a man commits the necessary act of insanity that marriage is, to commit the next act of insanity, that is divorce, would end his political life. But in my neighborhood I’ve got mayors of cities beating their wives so I guess the pool of people we are dealing with is fairly shallow.

    So Joe thinks things are great. Let’s talk about business. Have your friends bought a car lately? A house? Made any large purchases? Vacations? I’m talking with your money and not the taxpayers. Because I’m betting the answer is no. I’m betting all of you are puckered up tighter then a sperm whale because you know what is coming, and you think you’ll get a better deal when things really go south when, and if, you win. That’s good. I’m happy for all of you cheap nickel and dime rich liberal democrats. Must be nice to be rich. Never been rich. What does that feel like Mr. Obama? Must be nice. Must be nice to have all of that money. Must be nice to have all of those options in life. Must be nice to not have to worry about money anymore. What’s that like? How much have you given to charity in percentage terms? More or less than Mr. Romney?

    On November 6, 2012 I’m voting for the Mormon because he had the good sense to pick really intelligent and able replacement, and not an insurance policy.

    Respectfully,

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:
    October 19, 2012 at 22:25

    The election in November is the most important decision point for this country since its founding. By nearly all accounts, the Obama presidency has been an abject failure: over $6 trillion in added debt, record unemployment, and a health care bill which will ADD over $1.68 trillion in new costs over the next decade when it was supposed to reduce the nation’s health care bill.

    Obama is a narcissist who showed his true idealogy with his remarks in Norfolk, Virginia. Here is how Charles Krauthammer summed it up: “Obama’s deeply revealing, teleprompter-free you-didn’t-build-that confession of faith needs to be hung around his neck until Election Day.”

    WE MUST CHANGE HIM OUT IN NOVEMBER!!!