So says Obongo The Kenyan Klingon Fucker™. I stumbled up this little tidbit from one of the many Dark Corners of the Empire:
In case any of you are interested in where, exactly your tax dollars are being burned here you go:
Arnold Palmer, Pete Dye, Curtis Strange, Tom Clark. And you.
A dream foursome of legendary course designers have all brought their considerable skills to bear to create the three layouts that constitute the Kingsmill golf experience. The River, Plantation and Woods courses each offer 18 holes of championship golf for players of every level.
It all starts with the land. A breathtaking tapestry of gently rolling hills, majestic hardwood forest, and stunning coastal tracts along the James River waters. Add to that an architectural philosophy of working with the contours and curves nature provides, and you’re left with golf courses that feel part of their environment.
Impeccably groomed, painstakingly maintained, and lovingly tended, the first view from your tee box is all it takes to let you know you’ve found something special. Something magical. Something Kingsmill.
Three 18 hole courses…with that many golfing opportunities how much time does anybody really think he is actually preparing for Tuesday. My guess is less than hour, which means Mittens should be able to smack the living shit out of him blindfolded no matter how much Candy “The Fatass” Crowley is in the tank for NSDWP.