“Debate prep is a drag”

So says Obongo The Kenyan Klingon Fucker™.  I stumbled up this little tidbit from one of the many Dark Corners of the Empire:

Debate Camp: This is where your tax dollars are going this weekend!

In case any of you are interested in where, exactly your tax dollars are being burned here you go:

Not another resort. Another world. Welcome to Kingsmill.

Arnold Palmer, Pete Dye, Curtis Strange, Tom Clark. And you.

A dream foursome of legendary course designers have all brought their considerable skills to bear to create the three layouts that constitute the Kingsmill golf experience.  The River, Plantation and Woods courses each offer 18 holes of championship golf for players of every level.

It all starts with the land. A breathtaking tapestry of gently rolling hills, majestic hardwood forest, and stunning coastal tracts along the James River waters. Add to that an architectural philosophy of working with the contours and curves nature provides, and you’re left with golf courses that feel part of their environment.

Impeccably groomed, painstakingly maintained, and lovingly tended, the first view from your tee box is all it takes to let you know you’ve found something special. Something magical. Something Kingsmill.

Three 18 hole courses…with that many golfing opportunities how much time does anybody really think he is actually preparing for Tuesday.  My guess is less than hour, which means Mittens should be able to smack the living shit out of him blindfolded no matter how much Candy “The Fatass” Crowley is in the tank for NSDWP.

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    rickn8or growls and barks:

    Pretty obvious Teh iWon debates like he golfs.

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    Mike M growls and barks:

    rickn8or says…

    Pretty obvious Teh iWon debates like he golfs.

    Well, it was clear he expected a few Mulligans and gimmes at that debate and he was whining like a little baby afterwards about not getting any.

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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Obama likes to work on his putz….puts, my bad!

    Lord, knows after his last debate, he wasn’t getting any….and on his anniversary night with The First Wookie, tough luck that sucks.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Mr. Obama has failed to deliver on the promises he made four years ago.

    “He can’t run on the fact that the economy is barely limping along, slower this year than last year and last year was slower than the year before that,” he said. “So because he can’t run on his record, ‘Hope and Change’ has now become attack ‘Defame and Blame.’ He is going to try to divide this country. He is going to try to distract this country. He is going to going to distort what we are offering in order to try and win this election by default.”

    Read more: Ryan warns of desperation attacks from Obama – Washington Times http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/oct/16/ryan-warns-desperation-attacks-obama/#ixzz29VNNCg8p
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    All we heard after the vice presidential debate last Thursday night was how much good the cackling, slightly unbalanced Joe Biden had done for an Obama campaign that had been rocked by Mitt Romney’s overwhelming performance in the first presidential debate. Well, now we know that just isn’t the case. Since the VP debate, Romney’s increased his lead in Gallup to 51-45%.