Update On Our Imperator
I spoke to our despised, feared, beloved Imperator and he asked, demanded that I let y’all know that he is alive and well. He’s busy suppressing a persistent rebellion, and between that and his therapeutic Ewok torturing he’s been a busy guy.
In the meantime he has full confidence in his well compensated and professional staff to keep the site up and running. (Oh man, I actually typed that out with a straight face.)
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I am only posting to see the following song appear:
DJ Allyn recently posted..Buttmachine ~ That 1 Guy
I was listening to that earlier. Can’t go wrong with one of Buckethead’s cohorts.
Just ’cause it’s cracked,
doesn’t mean that it’s broke
Just ’cause it’s a butt
doesn’t mean it’s a joke
President Barack Obama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20510
Dear Mr. Obama:
You may have a number of letters from me in the files…they may, however, all be in the “circular file” in the corner of the mail room, but no never mind about that: I believe it highly unlikely that you have ever seen one of my letters! Previously, I labeled you, as have many others, The Liar-in-Chief, and for good reasons that I documented in those letters! I have stated that you are in charge of a cabal of liars. In other words, a corrupt and incompetent administration [oops, maybe that should be impotent!].
And with last night’s VP debate, it is clear, again, that you and Joe Biden are either not in charge of our government at the very top, or both consummate liars! Each consideration is very frightening! Here’s why:
1. On Wednesday, folks from your administration testified before the US Congress that your administration turned down two requests for additional security for our Libyan offices, including the consulate in Benghazi.
2. Last night [Thursday!], your Vice-President stated that you guys had never heard about those requests! Question: do you or your folks in The White House talk to the State Department, or are you still campaigning against Hillary Clinton for the Presidency?
3. The news media has been full of statements that you get many of your intelligence briefings as a text memo…not a face-to-face briefing, at your request! [Unlike your predecessors who considered national security—and intelligence briefings—an important and critical part of their job!] How does any just-ol’-common American citizen know that you read that daily memo? I can guess: it too often goes into the same “circular file” as my letters!
In short, then, Mr. Obama: You promised much, of course, back in the election campaign that got you and Michelle into our nation’s “palace”. One of the biggest was “transparency”, and that is clearly the least of your accomplishments! Absolutely the least! You and Joe didn’t know that our officials in Libya wanted more protection? You, sir, are both a liar and incompetent, and therefore certainly unqualified to hold the office of the President of the United States! If you are that poorly informed, and your administration is that discombobulated, you don’t deserve to be the leader of the Free World!
Respectfully submitted to The Office of The President, and not the individual now sitting there, I remain,
Yours truly,
Listen my friends
And you will see,
What King Obama
Has done to you and me.
On January twentieth
Two thousand and nine,
He took control
We started our decline.
With record unemployment
And people forlorn,
Our tax money spent
Poverty the Norm.
With free phones for some
And EBT cards too,
The lazy ones come
Freebies from me and you.
On November the sixth
Two thousand and twelve,
You must go vote
Or were going to hell.
The country deserves better
Than the King and Moochele,
America must survive
And ring the liberty bell.
John D. USN 71-77
I threw up a little in my mouth reading that.
LC Jackboot IC/A recently posted..So, Ya Think Yer Good?
LC Gladiator says:
You do know that incompetent and impotent are not mutually exclusive.
Make up yer mind, Crunch. We’re either one or t’other, y’know.