This is just WRONG in oh, so many ways….

The Philippines just concluded a treaty / agreeemnt with a Muslim splinter group.

Moro Islamic Liberation Front – MILF

That’s right, they concluded a treaty with a MILF.

I’d wager more than one negotiator waited until they were out of earshot, before collapsing in hysterical laughter realising that these murdering bastards had no idea that the final joke was on THEM…because I’d wager not one of them had had any idea what they had called themselves….

BWAHAHAHAHAH…..

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Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

If they did that, I really doubt they’d’ve concluded the negotiations at all, because that implies that they were bright enough to realize that they were treating with vermin.

FrankOK
FrankOK

All this accomplishes is assuring there will more demands later from the muzzy bastards. The goat fuckers really should learn their history. Had it not been for Hitler’s intent to wipe Jews from the face of the earth, we might now have a different attitude toward what would be required for peace with the mooselimbs – other than allowing assimilation… Read more »

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger

Bwahahahaha! MILF? ROFLMAO :em05: I have nothing intelligent to add right now, too busy laughing.

bruce
bruce

those moro ragheads gave us the john browning 1911 because the .38 couldn’t cut it so the army gave the job to mr. browning who then designed the best combat hand gun of all time,the 1911 in .45acp.when you shoot a raghead with a 1911 they stay shot.the philippines should handle the ragheads the same way that gen.john pershing handled… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

I’ve concluded several treaties with MILFs :em01: :em05:

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

I’ve met a few Flip MILF’s in my day.

I remember this kid in Olongapo out hawking for customers for a cat house.

“Hey Joe, hey Joe! Fuck my ma Joe? Five dollars Joe, she’s a virgin!”

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:

Ahhhh the good ‘ol days….drunk and laid for $20 bucks a night

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

A couple bottles of Andre n’ a bag o ding dongs,, then,,ride ’em like a dirt bike.. :em05:

LC BOATS
LC BOATS

Good grief Charley Brown $20.00 ,the last time I was in Olongapo it was two or three dollars for a (short time ) or 5 bucks for an over night. All of the girls packed a butterfly knife and knew how to use them. Yeah I know I’m old :em05:

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

MILF ????? Last time I was in that part of the world they were called LBFM’s. Bonus prize to the Mutts who can fill out that phrase! :em05:

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

Little brown fuck machines. Had a couple of “uncles” that were stationed in thailand at Udorn and Udapao (sp) 66-70. Those guys had some insane stories…….

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

Oh and my kid knows the meaning of “most ricky tick,” “didi mau lien,” and “Xin loi.” Personally I. Like xin loi best.

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

…I learn something every day from you guys.

Lady H
Lady H

#3 Princess Natasha—

Glad to see your comment here, Soldier! You stay safe, okay? Saying prayers for your safety. 🙂

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Lady H @ #:
Same same here.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

LC TerribleTroy @ #:
I know did mau, but not did mau lien. Please enlighten me.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

I can’t spell it so I’ll do it phonetically as best I can;

Lie dohomokiy beucoup oo-e-o-em.

I have no idea what it means but it got me laid once. Er, uhm, it got a buddy of mine laid once, yeah, that’s what I meant.

Mike M
Mike M

Never heard of that one either, Crunch, but then I’d likewise never heard of “Xin Loi” and I see that one’s googleable. It’s all just beaucoup dinky dao to me.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Mike M @ #:
Xin loi is “tough shit” or “eat shit”, can’t remember which exactly, but I guess depending on the context either one works. “Numbah One Joe, numbah one.”

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

Didi Mau lien is the actual phrase that GI’s derived the contraction didi mau or just didi. Dependant on the inflection denotes the sense of urgency. But generally understood to be “go away quickly”. Much like the arabic “yallah”.

LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ
LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan @ #:

What? Come again? If that traitor receives anything other than a bullet to the brain, then there is definitely something wrong with the world.