It’s a Bloody Fucking MIRACLE!!!

32 days before the election the unemployment rate “magically” drops 3/10% after being above 8% for 42 months straight (and after having your ass handed to you in front of 60m people).  It’s a bloody fucking miracle.  Reelect “teh One” you imbeciles because if you don’t you’re killing Big Bird you racist homophobes.  

Excuse us while we vomit our meager breakfast.  Even der Führer is looking at this and can’t believe the shit this motherfucker is throwing against the wall.  Dear God Chris Tingles is going to sploog all over the camera.

JACK WELCH: Obama Is Manipulating The Jobs Numbers Because His Debate Performance Was Awful

Gee, what was your first fucking clue asswipe????  Maybe an ELECTION???

Like I said before, Assad had better stay deep, deep underground because there’s going to be a shitload of Predator drones flying over Damascus.

At this rate we’re going to have reopen Alcatraz Island so we can lock up all these lying motherfuckers.

46 comments

  1. 1
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    They are adding in the part time jobs, and I bet the ‘estimates’ of the upcoming seasonal hirings.

    Just a thought….

    and FOIST!!!
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    • Cold water: “Many of the jobs added last month were part time”

    • CNBC: “Slew of contradictory data points”…

    …”highest one-month jump in 29 years”

    • Gov’t says 873K people found work — but reports only 114K new jobs were added

    • Romney: “This is not what a real recovery looks like”

    • Jack Welch: “These Chicago guys will do anything”

    • Joe Scarborough: “These numbers don’t make any sense”

    • Fox Business guest: “No way in the world these numbers are accurate”

    • CNBC confronts Labor Sec: “Fixed”?

  3. 3
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    “There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn lies, and Statistics.” – Benjamin Disraeli (via Mark Twain)

    Look closely at the numbers and you will see that the decline in the unemployment rate is due to growth in part-time jobs (the new American Dream is a part-time proposition). Full-time employment growth came in at essentially the same anemic rate everyone expected. The labor force participation rate for people of working age is still appallingly low. If the same number of people were being counted as part of the workforce as were in it the day Obama became President, the unemployment rate would still be above 10 percent.

    These numbers are being monkeyhammered the same way Teh One is monkeyhammering the economy, foreign policy, race relations, homeland security, national debt, budget deficits, etc. etc. ad nauseum, ad infinitum.
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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    This is reason 160,295,964 to stock up on food, water, fuel, ammo and metals. These fuckers are desperate and the second most dangerous animal is one that is wounded and cornered. They will stop at NOTHING to keep, hold and expanded their power. Jefferson once said that he believed that a second revolution would come in about in 150 years. He was right, just a little off on the timeline…

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    You can work one hour a week and be counted as employed…
    You can be kicked off unemployment rolls, unable to find work, and no longer be counted….you no longer exist.
    Yet the same administration brags about how many people have been signed up for food stamps, and encourage more to do so….
    A part timer looking for full time is listed as employed…yet remains in poverty.
    Obama wants more illegals here…….
    What is destroying our nation is apathy and ignorance, often both in tandem.
    For such always believe things will be as they were, unchanging……..
    Such ignorance of history is appaling.
    I wish the average American could see what I have, the sheer decimation of agriculture here in the Central Valley of Cal. We are talking at least thirty per cent unemployment, although the state claims only nineteen.
    Once our greatest industry, the democrats destroying it for their own personal control.
    They may find the price one day to be more than they can afford…………
    These people are very dangerous, will stop at nothing.
    The only people happy with this are those having sold their souls to the government……generally held in contempt in these parts. Should TSHTF, those will be the ones shot to death seeking to take from others having prepared.
    Like me…………….

  6. 6
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    Hang ‘em all, hang ‘em high.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Looks like Biden has some competition in the putting foot in mouth game.

    Is he saying success isn’t a hand out or is he saying you don’t deserve success? And since he believes you cannot build your own success… is success now impossible in Obama’s world?

    :em03:

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator @ #:

    Gov’t says 873K people found work — but reports only 114K new jobs were added

    Funny how they always seem to forget to mention that we have to add about 200K jobs a month to account for population growth, too. So +114 is really a shortfall of 86.

  9. 9

    Alcatraz you say? Are there sharks in those waters? AHEM.
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  10. 10
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    OT

    Does anyone have Nat’s address?

  11. 11
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    For God sakes vote this fool out of office.
    “The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting an inexperienced man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America . Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of Idiots such as those who made him their president.”

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Alcatraz you say? Are there sharks in those waters? AHEM.

    And it’s damn cold too, along with a strong current. But look at it this way, a free trip under the Golden Gate Bridge…..where the great whites hang out.

  13. 13
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Comrades, the last 5 year plan was a total success!! We are going to repeat exactly what we did then in the next one only more of it!

    Crapola! Alcatraz is not big enough as we need to lock up about 25% of the population to reverse this.

    We propose the island of Oahu be converted to our very first penal colony, move every commie/green/tomato/watermelon/libtardian/progressive there and impose a total blockade thereafter.
    Nothing gets imported, nothing gets exported.

    All native Hawaiians can relocate to California, which will be pretty much empty, I am sure they will do a better job of managing it. :em01:

  14. 14
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    OT Safety recall on Walther PK380′s. More info here.

  15. 15
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Amen to all that –

    BUT

    The NEW YORKER has another cartoon cover that made all their heads explode: Mitt Romney is debating the Empty Chair. :em05:

    I shit you not. They have it posted at Ace, and it’s a wowser. And it’s for real! by the same cartoonist that did the most accurate portrait of the First Terrorist Couple for the New Yorker during the last campaign.

    Clicky linky to see: http://minx.cc/?post=333550

    I saved it to the old hard drive under Culture Wars.

    When a Leftist has lost the New Yorker . . . .

  16. 16
    Princess Natasha, Resident Bohemian Bum growls and barks:

    O/T alert….Howdy-HO mofos! Y’all miss me?! I have internetz! :em07:

  17. 17
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time for feasting and celebration throughout the realm. Take care of yourself, Princess…….I thought about you yesterday, sent good vibes and asked God to protect you. Although I have little doubt He may not need to do much……….. :em03:
    And the answer is yes. :em01:

  18. 18
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Damn it Nat

    Send me your address. And I’ll keep praying for you even if it pisses you off..

  19. 19
    single stack growls and barks:

    The nitwits at Mother Jones thought these videos would hurt Paul Ryan.

  20. 20
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    R-Money vs Ogabe debate

    LOL

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    forresthump growls and barks:

    LC Draco @ #:
    If there isn’t enough room at Alcatraz, then we could use those FEMA “reeducation camps” they think they’re gonna put us in.

  23. 23
    bruce growls and barks:

    stevens was a jew hater from berkeley who love arrafat and his plo killers.he and hillbillery did not want any security that might up set his muzzie pals.i wonder what his last thoughs were when they killed him?how the hell can any one trust a raghead?

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    Princess Natasha, Resident Bohemian Bum @ # 16: We love you N@!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Tallulah @ # 15: I think I put that up over to mine. It was brilliant, and I KNOW I complemented it when I saw it elsewhere!
    Terrapod @ # 13: See LC HJ Caveman82952‘s comment.
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  25. 25
    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    Okay, it has taken me a little over a day to quit laughing at you people.

    “Obama cooked the books” is the best that you can come up with? Seriously?

    Your answer to all of this is that somehow the figures must be wrong.

    Wow. If there is some good news coming out that paints a picture not quite as dire as you want it to be, then it HAS to be a fix. Never mind that up until this point, you relied on the very same agency’s numbers to tell us how fucking bad things are. Never mind that these are only estimates, subject to upgrades and downgrades as the real numbers come out — and that last month wasn’t as bad as was first reported.

    But no, you only want to believe this shit if it shows that we are going to hell in a hand basket. But the minute some actual good news comes out it has to be fake.

    You people really need therapy.
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  26. 26
    Mike M growls and barks:

    “In September, 2.5 million persons were marginally attached to the labor force,
    essentially unchanged from a year earlier. (These data are not seasonally
    adjusted.) These individuals were not in the labor force, wanted and were
    available for work, and had looked for a job sometime in the prior 12 months.
    They were not counted as unemployed because they had not searched for work
    in the 4 weeks preceding the survey.”

    BLS Employment Situation Summary

  27. 27
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn @ #25:

    It doesn’t bother you that a BLS data point comes out that is two and a half standard deviations (a statistical outlier by definition) above the trendline with a presidential election coming next month? Many are having serious trouble with this data, coming as it does at this time, and contrasting bizarrely with a PMI having just fallen more than 13 points, which is a huge drop. Even with these data, the U-6 remains close to 20%, and the real unemployment figure, adjusted for four years of monkeyhammering, is actually about 10.8% (assumes the workforce should be at least as big as it was in 2008).

    There simply is no net good news in any part of the domestic or international economic picture, and wishing it so will change nothing. We need a change in leadership and tone, along with substantial revisions to the monetary and regulatory regimes to begin to chip away at this mess. Nothing Obama has done has had any beneficial impact on the economy, and he shows no interest in changing that.

    We need therapy? Someday, DJ, you will look back at this and laugh nervously.

  28. 28
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Okay, it has taken me a little over a day to quit laughing at you people.

    You shouldn’t vape like a fiend then. It is very different than toking (especially the lack of stench).

    Wow. If there is some good news coming out that paints a picture not quite as dire as you want it to be, then it HAS to be a fix. Never mind that up until this point, you bla bla bla bla

    So, 7.8% is some sort of miraculous recovery that everyone should bow, scrap and genuflect towards because the presstitutes say so? News flash Deej, three more debates are coming. The next one pits the greatest orator in Washington D.C. right now against the Scranton gaffe machine sometimes know as the current Veep.

    But the minute some actual good news comes out it has to be fake.

    You saw good news somewhere? Tell me where it is so I can join in on the festivities.

    Seriously Deej, trolling takes more effort than just regurgitating the daily BS from the Phlegmstream Media.

  29. 29
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Liberals are the only group that can see more people at a homeless shelter, then watch the “news” with a story about the homeless numbers decreasing. And fucking believe it.

    And in other news, Code Stink may get bombed by the Taliban. Don’t the Taliban know that Code Stink loves them ??

  30. 30
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    DJ — “It’s only a flesh wound!!!”

    heh

  31. 31
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    OK Nat

    I have your address Anyone else who needs to contact her or send packages please contact me. Azygos451 @ yahoo . com

  32. 32
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    Tallulah @ #:
    :em05:

  33. 33
    single stack growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn @ #: 25

    What good news?
    It isn’t necessary to cook the books to come up with a bogus unemployment figure considering the corrupt way it’s figured now. If you’re unemployed drawing UE benefits and they run out and/or you don’t register with an employment agency (state or private) you’re considered to have stopped actively looking for work and – presto! – you’re no longer counted as unemployed, thus reducing the size of the workforce.

    The numbers are generated through two telephone surveys that partially rely on self reporting by respondents.
    The first is the establishment survey of 140,000 businesses operating 410,000 worksites which shows an increase of 114,000 jobs Combined with a decrease in the number of unemployed people of 456,000 we get a net reduction in the workforce of 342,000.
    The second is the household survey of 60,000 heads of household which shows an increase in the number of people with jobs of 873,000. An increase this large hasn’t been reported since June, 1983 when GDP was growing at 9%. (guess who was President) Such an employment increase is impossible with GDP growth less than 5%. The current rate of GDP growth is 1.3%.
    These are the stats that generate U3, the number that is reported as the “unemployment rate”.
    If the workforce was the same size it was in January U3 would be around 9%.
    U6 is the rate of unemployed plus underemployed. (full time workers + part time workers who want to work full time)
    It’s unchanged at 14.7%. It hasn’t been below 14% in several years. If U3 dropping 3/10 of a point was the result of people going back to work U6 would have had a significant reduction.

    In case you haven’t noticed, the numbers don’t add up.

    If unemployment was calculated the way it was when Carter was president the UE rate would be around 16-18%.
    Are you really gullible enough to believe that this bullshit report is good news?

  34. 34
    bruce growls and barks:

    the unimployment in maine is .30% in R.i. it is over .20% so when i hear 8% i think some body is full of donkey turds i bet that the national average is over .15%. :em08:

  35. 35
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Library Czar @ #:
    I think you have my addy so toss it over to me and I’ll figure out how to get her some “cough” medicine

  36. 36
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    LC LOBO @ #:

    Nat and Code Pinko in the same AOR? Pass the popcorn

  37. 37
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Light29ID,

    I don’t have your e-mail address.

  38. 38
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    drop dead polesmoker

    Kudos

  39. 39
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Library Czar @ #:

    Just sent it

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Obama wants the “job,” he just doesn’t want the “work.”

    Just like the majority of his supporters.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    You know it’s bad when such as The New York Compost starts calling bullshit.

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    LC LOBO says:

    You know it’s bad when such as The New York Compost starts calling bullshit.

    THAT is the fact. Enough may have actually realized the bullshit to wake up!
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  45. 45
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician @ #:
    :em05: “But I’s get a free phone !!! Dat wacist Romney ain’t gonna gimme no free phone!!” That “mentality” is what we have to fight. If it isn’t on the LSDMSN, American Idiot, and whatever other “reality” show is currently hot, it’s all up hill.

  46. 46

    Then we keep pounding away at those who’ve sickened of our exploitation!
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