32 days before the election the unemployment rate “magically” drops 3/10% after being above 8% for 42 months straight (and after having your ass handed to you in front of 60m people). It’s a bloody fucking miracle. Reelect “teh One” you imbeciles because if you don’t you’re killing Big Bird you racist homophobes.
Excuse us while we vomit our meager breakfast. Even der Führer is looking at this and can’t believe the shit this motherfucker is throwing against the wall. Dear God Chris Tingles is going to sploog all over the camera.
Gee, what was your first fucking clue asswipe???? Maybe an ELECTION???
Like I said before, Assad had better stay deep, deep underground because there’s going to be a shitload of Predator drones flying over Damascus.
At this rate we’re going to have reopen Alcatraz Island so we can lock up all these lying motherfuckers.