Ahhh Sweet Schadenfreude

This one is too precious not to post up for y’all. Chrissy Matthews went from a tingle down his leg to a tinkle and a load in his skivvies. This has to be one of the best melt-downs I’ve seen in a long time. If there EVER was a doubt about being Matthews having a crush on Teh One, this proves it beyond a doubt.

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Deeliciously delightful. Hopefully Chrissy had a bottle of Xanax and a fifth of gin available. The poor bastard saw his hero humped like a prison ho’, and his little reptilian brain can’t handle it. Then adding the president would learn a lot by watching MSNBC (particularly) Hardball is a glimpse into the mind of a delusional egomaniac. Yeah, they have their knives out all right and the mission is to excise the truth.

Buuuuwaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa !!!!

-Carry On

32 comments

  1. 1
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    In a proper America, that would have been Chrissy’s last paid appearance on television. It is unconscionable that a member of the so-called media would be so clearly an extension of one candidate’s campaign.

    Either way, the buffoon winds up being a skidmark on the underwear of history.

  2. 2
    NR Pax growls and barks:

    If Chris didn’t have a TV show backing him up, someone would have called the ambulance to have him restrained and medicated.

  3. 3
    Physics Geek growls and barks:

    I think the tingle in Matthews’ leg moved up to his left arm last night during the debate.
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  4. 4
    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    how in the hell did they let Mr. Obama speak without the TOTUS?

  5. 5
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Aw Chrisie…you gotta have a tantrum now to get back at the meanies? Fuck you!
    We just blew a hole in your facade a mile wide….
    now go change your pants you egotistical punk!
    I saw this last night and savored every delicious second…..

  6. 6
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Someone needs to call a vet and have him put down. I think he’s rabid. :em05:
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  7. 7
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    I’m having a hard time deciding which is better to savor … the thought that the First Wookie spent all last night chewing Zero’s ass, for putting her next 4 years worth of vacations at risk, or the bitter tears of misery Tingles Matthews no doubt shed as he downed his second fifth of Jack.

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    LC SecondMouse @ #1:

    Either way, the buffoon winds up being a skidmark on the underwear of history.

    Does history wear boxers or briefs?
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  9. 9
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    “We have the tape! We have the tape!” Too fucking funny. Considering the mad editing skillz of msdnc, I bet they do. I also bet it is fubar. The only knife Chrissy has ever held in his life is a butter knife, and if he thinks for a nanosecond that Barry gives one iota of a rats ass about the thoughts of a pasty face drunk white man, then he needs a serious intervention. Why in the fuck would Barry have to watch something he controls in the first place? The only reason msdnc portrayed the debate as a loss was that to not do so would’ve alienated even those dumb enough to believe their bullshit. It was that obvious. A blind man could see that Mitt kicked Barrys ass.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #:

    Does history wear boxers or briefs?

    In this case, bloomers. :em05:
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  11. 11
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    The only reason Chrissy went into his rant was to prevent himself from sobbing inconsolably. You can see it in the first three seconds that he’s right on the verge of tears.

    They should change MSNBC to the Lithium Network.

  12. 12
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Oh, when, oh when, MS MADCOW, did Hussein the Marxist-Muslim-Racist-Homosexual-America-hating Prick, EVER have to “spar” with REPORTERS?

    Oh, my Lord.

    And just look at that string of adjectives: I’m still wondering how the FUKC did we get here???? that such a creature could be elected???? It’s beyond satire.

  13. 13
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    How much do we the taxpayers, pay to support Obummers DOG??

    http://www.boortz.com/Player/101574011/

  14. 14
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Joe Biden: “Yes We Do” Want to Raise Taxes By a Trillion Dollars

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yc2zBmOmNE&feature=player_embedded

    This is exactly what Mitt Romney was talking about during last night’s debate with respect to “trickle-down government” and the promised Obama-tax increase that will will hit our biggest small businesses and cost the economy 700,000 jobs.

    Regardless, after the last four years of failure, who in their right mind believes Obama and Biden have any idea what they’re doing? And who in their right minds believe Obama and Biden will do a smarter job of spending this money than the private sector?

    Taking a trillion dollars out of the economy, especially away from job creators, when our economy is slowing and has slowed to 1.2% is nothing more than economic suicide.

    But now Slow Joe has finally said it outright; we are going to raise taxes by one trillion dollars.

  15. 15
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Oh, when, oh when, MS MADCOW, did Hussein the Marxist-Muslim-Racist-Homosexual-America-hating Prick, EVER have to “spar” with REPORTERS?

    Periodically he has to remove them from between his butt cheeks so he can get dressed.

  16. 16
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    Has the resident apologist opined yet? Looking forward to that, i guess the faxed talking points have not gone out yet…understandably given the gravity of the defeat last night.. KUDOS

    Hey, but at least the music is cooL!

  17. 17
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    The big loser in the debate last night: Libya.

    Obama is desperate. He is flailing. He will try to do something dramatic.

    Obama doesn’t care if an attack on Libya would be illegal. So was Operation Fast & Furious.
    He knows the media will cover for him.
    Obama is a follower of Saul Alinsky. Alinsky was a sadistic, borderline-psychotic criminal. When he is pushed to the limit, Obama will show that he is, too.

    Here’s the point: Obama is not rational. So yes, Libya should be very afraid.

  18. 18
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator @ #:

    My bets are on Syria with Assads head sitting over the fireplace in the Red Room

  19. 19
    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Gentlemen, you too, Terrible Troy, as I have been saying for over a month, Obama is losing Illinois:

    Back in August, a poll showed Obama with just a 12-point lead over Romney in Cook County, Illinois. While he posted a huge lead in the city of Chicago, the poll found him actually losing to Romney in suburban Cook County. It was a shock that I set aside as an outlier.

    A new poll of Illinois’ 10th Congressional District, which includes parts of Cook County, however, suggests the August poll might not be such an aberration. The poll, from WeAskAmerica, finds Obama with just a 2 point lead over Romney, 47-45 in the suburban district. Obama won the district in 2008 by 23 points.

    Oh, do read the rest, I heartily recommend it. Also see pdf of original here.

    That poll shows that this poll is NOT an outlier.

    By the looks of that pdf, the dems don’t look too thrilled to be bothered to go vote, either.

    I’d say the one trick pony just jumped the shark.

  20. 20
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator says:

    Regardless, after the last four years of failure, who in their right mind believes Obama and Biden have any idea what they’re doing? And who in their right minds believe Obama and Biden will do a smarter job of spending this money than the private sector?

    No one in their right minds. But that still leaves any registered Democrat. :em08:

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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Well, since Moochelle wasn’t in the mood for lovin’ on Anniversary Night, AFTER Obama got bent over by Romney, I bet Chrissy was hoping to get sloppy seconds pity sex. That, or the Purrell and tissues are coming out, again…..

  22. 22
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Cougar1978 @ #:
    I read that by “his” memory that the debate was their 20th. I’ve also read that their 20th isn’t until the 18th… Kinda like the whole Selma March thing……

  23. 23
    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    :em05: AWWWW, all pooooor widdwe Chwis Maffews needs to do is pick up his pwecious Øbamaphone, dial 9-WAAHH-WAAHH, and a WAAAAHHHmbulance will come and take him somewhere for a group hug, a jug of Kool-Aid, and a few verses of “Kum-ba-yah”! :em05:
    All Gov. Romney did was take B. Hussein Øbama’s track record and rub Øbama’s nose in it, but hey, that’s all he needed to do!! :em05:

  24. 24
    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #:
    Does history wear boxers or briefs?
    In this case, bloomers.
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    Based on his behavior, I’d think Pampers were more appropriate. . .

  25. 25
    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    I disagree. Moochelle was very much in the mood for HER Klingon-style lovin’. I’m sure she got out the special, SERRATED strap-on for last night. . .

    Cougar1978 says:

    Well, since Moochelle wasn’t in the mood for lovin’ on Anniversary Night, AFTER Obama got bent over by Romney, I bet Chrissy was hoping to get sloppy seconds pity sex. That, or the Purrell and tissues are coming out, again…..

  26. 26
    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    LC_Salgak @ #:

    Brain bleach, BRAIN BLEACH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :em06:

  27. 27
    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    LC_Salgak @ #24:

    Based on his behavior, I’d think Pampers were more appropriate. . .

    History, not Chris Matthews, but yes :)

    If it’s history … what’s old is new again, I guess XD
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  28. 28
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Proud Infidel @ #:

    Brain bleach, BRAIN BLEACH

    I have something that’s a lot gentler then bleaching out the brain cells

    Skyfall Theme
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  29. 29
    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    LC_Salgak @ #:

    In the words of Rocco, from Boondock Saints- You sick fuck! Sick fuck! SICK FUCK!

    Jesus H, clear my mind, now!!!!!

    That’s about as bad as hearing this zinger-

    You trust to media to sort out the jobs report doctoring? Shit, Obama has Michelle’s strap-on so far up the media’s ass, that it’s tickling the back of their fucking tonsils.

    Fuck, and in role reversal, the media’s collective heard is so in Obama’s ass, that if he stopped suddenly, it’d be hard to see where he ends and they begin, asshole to asshole.

  30. 30
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    LC_Salgak @ #24:

    Perhaps when he is out on the street next year, Der Fubar can pay the rent by getting a gig doing commercials for Depends, the adult undergarment.

    I can see it now: “Hi, I’m Barrack Obama. We all need a little help from time to time, so when I debate Mitt Romney, I make sure I am wearing Depends. No embarrassing side leakage, saving a small fortune on drycleaning expenses, and ensuring that my Secret Service detail didn’t run from me when I exited the stage.”

  31. 31
    LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ growls and barks:

    LC_Salgak @ #:

    That got me thinking about the “Vulcan Love Slave” “games” that I heard about on “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine” all the time. I have no idea how Quark made so much money off that particular holoroom “game”. :em05:


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