Puffy Eyes?
Dear MoveOn member,Imagine waking up on November 7, the day after an unexpected Romney victory.
You really thought President Obama had it in the bag.
Well, I knew he was a douchebag. Is that what you meant?
But now, here you are. You’ve got puffy eyes from crying,
Not really, because I’m not a mewling little pussy.
and a hoarse voice from shouting at the TV the night before—
Sort of like after a really kick ass concert?
and waking up, it feels like you’ve gotten a kick in the stomach.
Or just delivered a good kick in some commie balls.
You still can’t believe it really happened. (Just think back to 2000 or 2004.)
I do. Often. The bad old years of 5% unemployment and non-corpse ambassadors.
With 35 days left, we’re in the final stretch of the presidential campaign.
The final stretch of America’s Dark Ages.
Now is the time to give it our all. No regrets, and more importantly, no Romney in the White House. Don’t wake up with puffy eyes on November 7; volunteer on Saturday to talk to voters.
Puff this bitch. I’ll wake up with either a grin like a virgin after prom, or with thumbs raw from loading magazines, but there’s no way in hell my eyes will be puffy. There will be a glint in them, either one of merriment and mirth, or one of steel. And rest assured, I’m talking to voters. For now as one does fellow country men. If the die is cast and our republic does not shake off the sin of cultism and lethargic dependency, if it does not continue the steps towards Constitutional restoration, then I will speak with long range ballistic rhetoric. So either way, you and your ilk will cry like the pussified twats that you are.
Thanks for all you do.
Suck my nut sack and choke to death you commie cunt.
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No way in hell would I let one of those skanky ass hos near my nut sack.
Indeed. No further comments needed.
One of the things I’ll be grateful for when we kick the commies out of the White House is that we’ll have an administration where everything isn’t “unexpected”. I’m really tired of the country being run (into the ground) by a bunch of clueless twats.
Dear mor-on…I juat contributed another hundred bucks to Mitts campaign…sleep tight.
I actually LIKE MoveOn’s emails.
Best comedy mailings on the net!!!
I’m a little puffy-eyed at the beauty of this post.
Crunch, you ought to send this dippy bitch a link to you post..can I watch, pretty please, pretty please with sugar……;.?
Good fisking, Crunchie. Moveon.org. The internet home for pathetic, self-loathing socialist emos everywhere.
Vote the bastards out, because when the Democrats leave, they will take most of the stupid with them.
And because I have a new big screen TV, and I hate the thought of shooting it up so soon.
To bad it wasn’t Elk season…
You wouldn’t be implying that there may be some form of misbehavior should the polls be rigged so that these miserable fucks retain power, now would you?
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The Flying Monkeys of the Dark Side are restless, are they?
Wretchard (the Belmont Club) posted this tonight, from his home in Australia where he watches us from afar, and worries.
And so he crossed the Rubicon.
Good Lord… Is that actually a serious letter? Do they really talk to adults in that manner? CRYING??? PUFFY EYES??? Sounds like a sorority pledge meeting. Crap like this does nothing but hearten and embolden me. This is desperation pure and simple.
Waiting for Deej or some other trolls to say how bad they’d cry and whine and plan on leaving the US when Obama loses, but then backtrack and bluster how Obama’s losing is not possible.
Here’s what will be heard when Odumbass loses:
1. Voter fraud! The Repubs stole the votes.
OUR RESPONSE- Well, let’s see you’ve been stealing it for so long, but since the rosters got cleared of the dead and ineligible, well, you lost. Kharma’s a bitch with a strap-on, get over it.
2. America is racist! We’re marching backward toward Jim Crow!
RESPONSE: Give me a fucking break. If that’s the case, how did Odumbfuck get into the primaries to begin with? How did he make dog catcher, let alone Senator from Illinois- WHO NEVER FINISHED ONE FUCKING TERM BF BECOMING POTUS? Smell what you’re shovelling, Ms. Perry-Harris, you dreadlocked dumbasshit liberal dyke!
3. The public is stupid! STUPID! INVALIDATE THE ELECTION!
RESPONSE: Whoa, weren’t these “stupid” people the ones you counted as the majority and said had finally woken up in 2008? Wrong, they woke up in 2010 and sprung to beat your asses yesterday! Again, Kharma’s got your ass locked and loaded.
4. Invalidate the elections! I want a recount!
RESPONSE- Yawn, kind of like the dozens of recounts in 2000, and didn’t Bush win most of those fair and square? How about the recount war in Ohio in 2004? Bush won twice! No, you’d prefer it ends up like Minnesota where Al Clownfuck Franken is handed the Senate seat by Pussy Pawlenty. Nope. This bitch is ours. Fuck off, you!
5. What happened?
RESPONSE- Your Big Eared Leader Lost! Looooooooooooooost! GLOAT FEST 2012! Oh, and did we mention that we got the Senate and kept The House? Ahahahahahahaha!
Oh and if you libtards want to leave, we’ll pay for your one way ticket out of the US, in coach class! Don’t let the door hit your fat welfare taking ass on the way out! And leave your shit behind, as WE will redistribute THIS TIME!
Na na na na…. Na na na na….. Kiss them Goooood byyyyyyyyyyyye!
Although I am not expecting trouble here, my weapons, all of my weapons, will be locked and loaded on election night. From various indicators, I am expecting Obama to get an ass-whipping of Biblical proportions in November. I do not expect the local welfare hounds to be doing the happy Snoopy dance on the morning of November 7.
puffy eyes? yeah , but give me a break, i’ve got allergies. i hope to be celebrating 11-7 with not obama elected but it wont be much until we see what happens when he gets in the office.
My eyes will be puffy … from staying up all night – laughing, drinking, smoking cigars, and drinking some more.
I cannot wait to savor the bitters tears of the MSM anchors as they lament … “well, even though the totals aren’t in yet from the west coast, the electoral totals are already sufficient to put him over the top, and it looks as though Mitt Romney has been elected the 45th president of the United States. Over to George, now … George, what happened???”
I think that’s going to be the theme of election night … “what happened?” Every time I hear “what happened” on the MSM, I’m going to down a shot of 18-year Macallan. When I awake from my coma in the ICU, the first thing I will ask is “what happened?”
Puffy eyes? Maybe from CSing the occupy moonbats rioting in the street. Make sure your mask is tight.
Off topic, but perhaps the funniest thing on the net this week.
We have to teach Afghanis how to procreate.
Why didn’t we just nuke this country from deep space?
I hope to close on a 32 acre plot of land in the next 2 weeks. This is the final prep! Yeah me! The land won’t be cleared, but come 11-7, if things get dicey (not likely to be in my area until late nov/early dec), I have a place for the family to go to that we will be able to weather the storm.
Cool, Bones…extremely cool and wise. I live in a small town fifteen miles from anywhere, further to larger cities. I had considered a land purchase, then realized how would I get there and how would it be defended? So I bug in, knowing many people here in this town of forty-eight hundred, my reputation solid. I do have literally everything else. And it ain’t cheap. Any monies I need to spend, I spend. Food actually a damn good investment, especially at ten per cent a year inflation. I won’t be hungry or sick and am far from defensless. My closest friend has an open invitation here should times get difficult….and he is a damn good shot……certainly better than me. A fellow gun head…..I consider myself very fortunate at this point…..folks of like mind need to get together, pool their resources and look after each other….everyone can contribute something, say standing watch.
I’ll be in a damned good mood from all the drinking and partying while I watch the liberal mess media’s talking heads shit themselves, and I’ll still stay “locked and loaded” because there’s no telling what the left is gonna tell their lemmings to do, we could still have an “Open Moonbat Season”!
Suck my nut sack and choke to death you commie cunt.
CAREFUL!!
Most liberal women are SO NASTY the CDC has named specific strains of VD after them!!!
I agree with Big Dogg, crash and burn you Muslim appeasing Muttfuckers!
Melissa Perry-Harris, you can gobble my gunny sack, you stuck up elitist bitch!
Chrissy Matthews, you’re gonna have to hump someone else’s leg after November!
Ed Schultz, Dylan Ratigan, and Lawrence O’Donnell, should all just re-enact Der Fuhrer’s last minute of life in Der Bunker!
Hell, MSNBC, crash and fucking burn!
I just saw El Debate Uno, and you are mother fucking spanked! You got beat worse than a blind kid in a dodge ball game!
Cougar1978 says:
DITTO, and I think that Gov. Romney ran over B. Hussein Øbama like a 70 MPH Express Train at full throttle! My favorite part was when Gov. Romney highlighted the $90 Billion+ that went to “Green Energy” outfits that were headed by lavish donors to B. Hussein Øbama’s campaign, TOUCHDOWN!!
Cougar1978 @ #24:
I watched it too.
For the Rotties who missed it, here’s a video clip of Mittens smacking around jugears at the debate.
Adios jugears, after January 20th you’ll have to pay for your own Waygu Beef.
I work nights, and Tuesdays are days off for me. Hence, me and mine plan on hitting the polls around 10 AM, and starting to lock and load at 8PM, when the results start coming in. Luckily, I live far enough from DC, and commute through middle-class and upper-class areas, so am not REALLY worried about the evening of 11/7. But I’ll still be carrying. . .
LC Ogrrre says:
Best Snarky comment on the debate:
“Bo must be terrified that when Obummer gets back to the White House he’ll want some comfort food…”
h/t verum ago on Freerepublic.com
LC_Salgak @ #:
You in the DC area? Where abouts? I spent many years based out of the old dominion. I miss the blue ridge, especially this time of year.
I just can’t wait for the VP debate..IF BS allows joe to have one..
“Obama better hope an ass kicking is covered by obamacare.” Dennis Miller
I’m out in the Blue Ridge, but work closer in. . .
LC TerribleTroy says:
My last residence out there was on Brownstown road in Front Royal but I’ve lived in madison, culpeper, rappahanock and prince william counties. I’m in the flatlands of illinois now, but I must admit I prefer the scenery of the blue ridge and its southern hillbilly vibe back in the sticks.
LC TerribleTroy says:
My son went to Randolph Macon for his freshman and sophomore years. Went up there to see him shoot in a rifle match at VMI. Some of the most beautiful country I’ve ever had the pleasure to see.
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