Fuck. Not. Given.

Acting on a recommendation from LC Rurik, we checked out another rant from Pat Condell and we are forever thankful to Rurik that we did because Pat, as usual, kicks arse in ways that are beyond our way with words to explain, this time to further emphasize just how the fuck much we don’t really give a flying fuck about mooselimbs and their tender feewings, as opposed to our alleged “president” who is only too happy to suck every mooselimb cock in the world blue.

What he said.

Listen, you drooling savages, there is no way in hell that you’ll ever make us give a flying fuck about your pwecious feewings, because in order for us to do so, we have to respect you at least a tiny little bit. And in order for us to do that, you have to do something to at least try to earn our respect, because we, unlike resident Jugears, don’t hand respect out like candy or participation ribbons.

You haven’t. Not even a little bit. You have contributed a sum of zero to this world, unless murdering innocents and raping pre-teens is a “contribution”, this world would not only be no worse off if your pedophile prophet and his delusional ravings had never existed, it would actually be better off, you could all die off suddenly and it would in no shape, form or fashion, deprive the totality of humanity in the slightest unless your rotting corpses were left behind for us to clean up to remove the stink.

Yet you insist that we should respect you, bow down to you and acknowledge your value as fellow human beings.

For that to happen, you first have to reach the exalted level of “human being”, and you haven’t even made a half-arsed attempt to get there. You don’t even qualify for the status of “aspiring human being.”

You have contributed zilch, zero, nada, bupkis to humanity. Look at all of the others, they all contributed something. Starting with Judeo-Christianism, if it hadn’t been for the church, humanity would have had to do a complete reboot after the classical era collapsed and led into the dark ages. They kept that shit protected and secreted away until it could be dragged out and dusted off. It single-handedly jump started the enlightenment and the Renaissance by preserving the notes from civilizations long gone. Other faiths preserved honor, integrity, respect for life in all of its forms and heck, even atheism contributed by pushing us to understand G-d’s miracles through science. They get carried away at times, to be sure, but they still serve to keep us honest and searching for a scientific explanation for all that we see and learn.

Pisslam, on the other hand, contributed nothing. Nothing at all, other than a case study in how human beings can let irrational hatred and their very lowest impulses dictate everything that they do, and that’s a lesson that we could have done without. Even your much touted “gift” of algebra you stole from somebody else.

Or what about your “religion”, pisslam? Your pedophile loser of “prophet” nicked about 90% of that from the Bible, only conveniently leaving out the bits that kept you from pillaging, murdering and raping as you bloody well felt like and then, to add idiocy to plagiarism, made every fucking brain fart of that deluded rapist modifying what few restrictions you’d allowed yourselves more important than the original text that you, being incompetent, drooling fucktards, had stolen in the first place because you never had an original thought in your lives.

You. Are. Fucking. Losers.

Learn to live with it. Accept it and then, for your own good and the good of all of humanity, consider how you, too, might contribute to the great human experience. Because you surely have the spark within you as everybody else does, you just have to let it out.

Or die. You can be an asset or a liability. It’s entirely up to you.

Either way, we don’t give a fuck. You, like everybody else, are not “owed” a damn thing. You have to earn that. And if you won’t, then you can fuck off and die, we’re not going to lose any sleep over it.

We owe you fuck all. And no amount of effeminate threats from you is going to change that. You primitive pansies have no bloody idea what kind of hell we can unleash on your retarded heads if you push it too far, and you have even less of a bloody idea just how little of a fuck we’ll give if we have to.

You have been warned. Or we will vote you right the fuck off the island.



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    LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ growls and barks:

    I can just see it in Chicago in higher education and health care. There are tons of Christian and Catholic hospitals and colleges/universities. For example, in hospitals, there’s Loyola, Advocate hospitals, Rush Presbyterian (I have been treated at their epilepsy center-they are fantastic!), and Franciscan St. James. In higher education, there’s Loyola, Rush Presbyterian, Trinity Christian College, Dominican University, Benedictine University, and probably a couple of others that I left out. As far as it goes for Muslims, I can think of nil. They have contributed nothing. A handful of private practices, but no hospitals, colleges, or universities.

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    The Other Les growls and barks:

    Can we just crush the lot of them and be done with it?

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    single stack growls and barks:

    The Other Les @ #:

    That was excellent. It’s a shame the Cline piece is fiction.

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    … a mental image of a mullah blowing a goat comes to mind …


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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    An anti-Islam film that sparked violent protests in many countries had “nothing to do with” a deadly attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi earlier this month, Libya’s president told NBC News.

    In an exclusive interview with NBC News’ Ann Curry, President Mohamed Magarief discounted claims that the attack was in response to a movie produced in California and available on YouTube. He noted that the assault happened on Sept. 11 and that the video had been available for months before that.

    “Reaction should have been, if it was genuine, should have been six months earlier.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    I think you’re literally correct. The muslims contributed the concept of the ZERO. We can make some interesting jokes about that one. The one contribution of islam to the world is zero.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    If sufficiently provoked, Europe and America should and could unleash a nuclear and chemical hell on earth. Pull out the stops, settle for nothing less than complete obliteration. No prisoners.
    This is one of the finest posts I have ever read, the video mind blowing. I have sent the link on to this post, kept it sinple. Read this post, watch this video.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Why is my comment stuck?

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    Why is my comment stuck?

    Akismet had a nervous breakdown, sorry. 🙂

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Great rant. “…cringingly unself-aware…” Now there is a handle for a great many of the problems we seem to be dealing with domestically and internationally.

    Islamists are the useful idiots of the Middle East, much like liberals are in the United States. While there is strategic benefit to be gained by their masters, this terrorism will continue to plague the world. A great President would understand this, and seek to alter the cost-benefit equation for the leaders in the Middle East who promote and underwrite these fanatics. Just as Reagan did when he rang Khaddafi’s doorbell with a cruise missile. A few mysterious diseases here, an odd poisoning there, a sudden loss of hundreds of billions of dollars in overseas accounts the owner thought were hidden, and pretty soon the people with the power to make this problem go away start seeing their self-interest in doing so.

    Obama has no such interest. He identifies with the Islamists, and will promote their interests at our expense while he continues to be President.

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    bruce growls and barks:

    you can thank ted kennedy and the democrats for letting all these ragheads into america because they want to turn us into a shit hole.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    It’s a good speech, but it all comes across as being utterly toothless.

    They rape European women and kids, the blow up buildings, they kill diplomats, they murder random citizens, etc., etc., etc. The response: a strongly worded YouTube video.

    That oughta put them in their place!

    The only way that sort of thing is going to work is if it is posted immediately following some serious counter-terror, and done with a clear message of “We can play that game, too.”

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    The story I’ve heard…and I have very few doubts that it’s at least based on a true event…is that a Soviet official was kidnapped by Islamic terrorists. The Russians sent some Bulgarians and found some of the kidnappers and some of their family members and mailed pieces of them to the organization. My understanding is the official was released unharmed. And they were left alone.

    I always prefer people to not fuck with me because they like me, but if they don’t fuck with me because they’re terrified shitless of me…well, that’s okay too.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Could someone with the Bosses’ e-mail aend him this ?? Help Tyler Today It’s for a Marine vet who is one of those that ear leader don’t give a fuck about. Or for those who can, hit that site and do what you can. America doesn’t need another homeless vet with his family on the streets.

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Good Lord forgive me, but LOLZ’d at this:

    Ahmadsdinnerjacket’s spokesman gets his can whooped.

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    I’m borrowing this in the morning! :em01: