Yeah, the Obama/Media Alliance is SURELY Winning

…so you can all just go back to the fetal position and admit defeat before the battle, as we’re sure that Allahpundit will be sure to point out to us all at least another 735 times before November because, you know, Romney Doesn’t Know How Airplanes Work!11!1!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!

The poor dumb bastard. “Mister Raaaaaaaaaaamneyyyy, what about your gaaaaaaaaaffesss???”

Just what the fuckity fuck are we talking about? Well, Mitt’s wife’s plane had to return to the airport after takeoff because of a fire and, in the aftermath (nobody was hurt), Mitt said something to the effect that it was a pity you can’t roll the windows down to let the smoke out on those things, and why is that anyway?

Yeah, we know. At this point you’re chuckling to yourself going “hehe, Mitt, funny one, particularly considering the circumstances”, as is every other sentience with an IQ above noodle soup, but not the Ogabe Steno Pool. Nosirree!

THEY immediately went “HA! GAAAAAFFE! Stupid Romney doesn’t know that you can’t roll down the windows on a passenger airliner” and then, to compound their own beclowning, the wrote long mocking screeds about his obvious mental deficiency peppered with quotes from experts explaining the dangers of sudden decompression etc. etc. just to make all of us doofus Bible-clingers understand just how stupid he was.

Never mind that Mitt has certainly spent more time on airplanes than resident Jugear has spent doing his actual job.

If he’d told the old joke about screen doors on submarines, they’d be featuring front page dissertations on the permeability of screen doors and the inability of the same to withstand the crushing pressure found under the ocean.

So tell us again: Does this idiocy sound like an Obama/Steno Pool alliance utterly confident in victory, or does it sound like a bunch of desperate dipshits seeing the writing on the wall to you?

Yeah, we thought so.

We might point out to you that it looks just the same way to any even semi-intelligent U.S. voter. If we thought he did this deliberately, we’d say “well played” and, quite frankly, we’re not so sure that he didn’t. It’s funny how every single one of his “gaaaaaffes” makes the Ogabe Steno Pool look even stupider than the average voter already think that they are.

Of course, all of the Allahpundits, Peggy Noonans, Conor (with one “n”) Friedersdorfs, David Flums etc. of the world will now help the leftists out by writing long more in sadness than anger dissertations on how Mitt really needs to be more careful in his wording and how it detracts from the “real issues” and how it seriously casts doubts on the competency of his campaign, blah, blah blech.

HE WAS MAKING A FRACKING JOKE, YOU WANKERS!

What’s worse is that next week, those very same concern trolls tut-tutting about how he damaged his chances by joking will be lamenting that he appears too robotic and really needs to show more of his human side.

And those are the drooling morons allegedly on our side. If they actually want to help, a nice big warm cup of shut the fuck up would be a good start, because they’re beginning to annoy us even worse than the certifiable loons on Obam-bam’s side. We’ve had it up to our back teeth with those damned Lord Haw-Haws and their delusional, pig ignorant musings. Way to go rallying the troops, you silly twats.

Just shut the fuck up already, will you? Lead, follow or get the hell out of the way, because you’re doing fuck all good as it is.

Thatisall.

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Tallulah
Tallulah

Drooling Morons and Desperate Dipshits! Lord, you’re funny. I really needed that laugh. Hell, even the ONION did a satire on the Desperate Dipshits’ relentless leftward bias, in 2008!!! Meanwhile: I went to the a TEA Party gathering last night. They told us that Tea Partiers handed out leaflets on the Upper West Side of Manhattan (aka Moscow on the… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

BREAKING: CBS/NYT Report Dem Turnout To Break All-Time Records by John Nolte 26 Sep 2012, 5:15 AM PDT If you’re going to believe the polls released from CBS/New York Times this morning — you know, the polls the media’s currently using to beat Romney senseless with and to depress Republican enthusiasm, you have to believe that the turnout advantage for… Read more »

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny

i think i have found an honest poll.
http://nosilencehere.com/?p=2527
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bruce
bruce

i think the collapse of bongo’s middle east policy as well as his commie economic policies will sink the son of a bitch.$4.00 gas i thank a national socialist,as i watch food prices rise i thank a national socialist,when i see the price of my gold hit $1750.00 per/oz i really thank a national socialist.land,guns,gold just in case.d.j please don’t… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Dick Morris sez:with Obama below 50% of the vote in most swing states, he is hitting up against a glass ceiling in the high 40s. He can’t get past it except in heavily Democratic states like New York or California. The first time Obama breaks 50 will not be on Election Day. Either he consistently polls above 50% of the… Read more »

LC MaxMomFL
LC MaxMomFL

Florida went blue 2008. *shudder* Anyhoo, I am in a different (less communist) county this year (Allen West’s new district), but I still think it worth noting that while driving around I just don’t see the enthusiastic show of support for either Zero or down-ticket Demlings. I have only seen two yard signs and very rare bumper sticker sightings (some… Read more »

LC Gregory
LC Gregory

O my Emperor, Didja ever notice that Allahpundit, Peggy No-one, and the rest you cited all PUSHED FOR ALL THEY WERE WORTH (which, admittedly, is not much) for Romney in the primaries? Those of us who wanted a, y’know, Actual Conservative are the ones who are pushing Romney in the general now as hard as we can. His Primaries fan… Read more »

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

Beyond what McCain won in 2008, Romney only needs five specific states and a single wildcard to win. The Fab Five are Indiana, North Carolina, Ohio, Florida and Virginia. With those, a mere four EV’s from New Hampshire puts him at 270 on the dot.* Snagging a win from any of Iowa, New Mexico, Nevada, Colorado, etc. would just be… Read more »

Special Ed
Special Ed

Just an irrelevant side note: pig ignorant loses something, yet also gains something in the translation. My family translates it “pig ridiculous” from the German “Sau Bloed” ( sau blade is how it’s pronounced in my in-laws’ backwater).

Just love seeing it in English.

Back to your regularly scheduled “All Obama, All The Time, my ASS” screed.

Special Ed

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says: Snagging a win from…Iowa, Not gonna happen. They pride themselves in being ornery. LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says: * Assuming that there’s no craven cockbasketry with Nebraska’s CD-2 electoral vote. Tell me about it. Last election was the first time in HISTORY that we split our electoral votes. Douglas County went… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

The Obamacare “Haircut” for Medical Itemized Deductions – a $15.2 billion tax increase: Currently, those Americans facing high medical expenses are allowed a deduction to the extent that those expenses exceed 7.5 percent of adjusted gross income (AGI). This tax increase imposes a threshold of 10 percent of AGI. By limiting this deduction, Obamacare widens the net of taxable income… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Pat Caddell Says: Media Have Become an “Enemy of the American people”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBR4g6cBYeA&feature=youtube_gdata_player