Fix Bayonets and Charge! We’re Winning!

His Imperial Majesty just loves the shit out of this Gallup poll about the general population’s trust in the Ogabe Steno Pool.

That’s right. Gallup, an organization not exactly known for making things look up for conservatives, the “Justice” Department of the Ogabe Junta having threatened them with a lawsuit for not being sufficiently worshipful of Teh One™ may have something to do with that, is reporting that close to 2/3s of Americans think that the mediots are full of shit.

Yet the Eeyores on our side will relentlessly tell us that all is lost because the latest mediot poll shows that Ogabe is going to win re-election in a landslide.

Old Eeyore meme: We’re right, but the relentless power of the Ogabe Steno Pool means that we’ll never get our message out because the masses believe everything the Ogabe Steno Pool says.

New Eeyore meme: Nobody believes a word the Ogabe Steno Pool is saying, but that doesn’t matter because nobody is watching them anyway.

WAAAAAAAHHHHHH… We’re all going to die, we might as well welcome our new overlords!

Fuck you, cowards, fuck you good and hard.

Meanwhile, let’s all of us who AREN’T Eeyores go all out to destroy our enemy.

Who’s with us?

Thatisall.

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redc1c4
redc1c4

Here’s tae us
Wha’s like us
Damn few,
And they’re a’ deid
Mair’s the pity!

Fix Bayonets!

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

You’ve got to hand it to “Slow Joe” Biden, he never disappoints!

“Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college,” Biden said. “You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”

:em05:

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

Yet the Eeyores on our side will relentlessly tell us that all is lost because the latest mediot poll shows that Ogabe is going to win re-election in a landslide I read this analogy on another forum: Obama and his policies are the big turd circling the bowl, and the focus is on the paper towel Romney threw that missed… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

Here’s the deal. If this thing goes south and the balloon goes up, I’m going to target the enemies commo net first. Big soft, fat juicy targets. First I take them off the air, then if necessary, individual mitigation.

Make no bones about it. THEY ARE THE ENEMY.

And yes, I am “crazy.”

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Winning, losing, who gives a shit? We know what needs to be done so lets do it and kick the fence sitters in the ass on the way.

LC TerribleTroy @ #4:

You’re not alone.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Back in the dawn of history, the 1960’s I believe, there was a poll done about whom the public trusted. If I recall correctly, the news media were still pretty highly trusted. Politicians were just above used car salesmen, who were dead last. I really wonder what that list would look like today. :em03:

FrankOK
FrankOK

Aside from Washington DC in its entirety, there ain’t enough ammunition to clean out the commies and their sympathizers. Byhaps we could borrow a few rounds from Homeland “Security”?

Orion
Orion

All they gotta do is make the polls look close so a narrow win by The One is plausable. That’s their goal.

The ballot box failed some years back. It’s now just another manipulated reality TV show for the rubes.

Orion

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

I have a dream … I dream of a day when the sun is shining bright in a cloudless blue sky … and thousands upon thousands of families are gathered on the lawns and walkways and around the reflecting pool between the Washington and Lincoln monuments … there is laughing and playing, festivity and joy, and renewed hope and courage… Read more »

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

Big deal, we have a poll reporting what any sane sensible person has known for damn near 10 years. No one believes the Partisan Media. You want to see an even more realistic graph verifying the distrust of the Partisan Media? Show side by side the numbers of viewers to the Big 3, CNN and MSNBC against listenership to Talk… Read more »

single stack
single stack

BigDogg @ #: 9

Love the ending.

Cougar1978
Cougar1978

Well, boss, tell that to the RINOs and turncoats. They’re ready to call game over and we haven’t even seen Joe The Dumber and Odumbo get debated….. yet…… And all of you who say you aren’t going to vote….. well, if Obama wins, bc enough of you had your heads up your asses…. then I can say, with a clear… Read more »

dcs2244
dcs2244

BigDogg, I like your scenario, except for the merciful death involving broken necks. I prefer that the guilty parties be hauled up individual lamp posts; at the end of a rope with a simple slip knot. Let each criminal do the “rope dance” for what they have done to our country.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

RASHEID KAHLIDI transcript posted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Obama) Today we are here……to honor (I) the patron saint of militant Islam, a man who……is not just a good friend of my family, but of rabid anti-christians everywhere, Rashid Khalidi, or as I like to call him ‘Rashi’. (applause)………Now, some may say that blowing up innocent (I) civilians, women and children, shooting folks in… Read more »

Orion
Orion

Let me ask this – IF I turn out to be right, and The One manages a ‘narrow victory’ – despite the screamingly obvious fact that Romney is the clear preference* – Who will step up and do what needs to be done? (It’s a rhetorical question – we’ve batted it around before and no one here is dumb enough… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod

Best satire of the year award goes to: http://pjmedia.com/blog/german-troops-riot-in-italy-over-disney-film/

Go read it!!!

Tpod

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

BigDogg says: I have a dream … I dream of a day when the sun is shining bright in a cloudless blue sky … and thousands upon thousands of families are gathered on the lawns and walkways and around the reflecting pool between the Washington and Lincoln monuments … there is laughing and playing, festivity and joy, and renewed hope… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Orion says: So when he ‘wins’…We know why, and we know what happened. THAT shall indeed lead to interesting times, I think. Will they have managed to sow just enough doubt that folks will not just spontaneously rise up en masse? Or will it finally push us over the cliff? They’re gambling that there’s enough doubt and doing everything they… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Here is a list of the top ten Obama campaign disasters–and there are still six weeks to go! 1. AttackWatch The sequel to Obama’s “Fight the Smears” website from 2008, and his “flag@whitehouse.gov” rat-out-your-neighbors effort during the Obamacare debate, #AttackWatch was part of a larger effort to target Obama’s opponents for confrontation. Conservatives quickly defused AttackWatch by spoofing it–and even… Read more »