Fix Bayonets and Charge! We’re Winning!

His Imperial Majesty just loves the shit out of this Gallup poll about the general population’s trust in the Ogabe Steno Pool.

That’s right. Gallup, an organization not exactly known for making things look up for conservatives, the “Justice” Department of the Ogabe Junta having threatened them with a lawsuit for not being sufficiently worshipful of Teh One™ may have something to do with that, is reporting that close to 2/3s of Americans think that the mediots are full of shit.

Yet the Eeyores on our side will relentlessly tell us that all is lost because the latest mediot poll shows that Ogabe is going to win re-election in a landslide.

Old Eeyore meme: We’re right, but the relentless power of the Ogabe Steno Pool means that we’ll never get our message out because the masses believe everything the Ogabe Steno Pool says.

New Eeyore meme: Nobody believes a word the Ogabe Steno Pool is saying, but that doesn’t matter because nobody is watching them anyway.

WAAAAAAAHHHHHH… We’re all going to die, we might as well welcome our new overlords!

Fuck you, cowards, fuck you good and hard.

Meanwhile, let’s all of us who AREN’T Eeyores go all out to destroy our enemy.

Who’s with us?

Thatisall.

19 comments

  1. 1
    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    Here’s tae us
    Wha’s like us
    Damn few,
    And they’re a’ deid
    Mair’s the pity!

    Fix Bayonets!

  2. 2
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    You’ve got to hand it to “Slow Joe” Biden, he never disappoints!

    “Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college,” Biden said. “You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”

    :em05:

  3. 3
    The Lone Haranguer growls and barks:

    Yet the Eeyores on our side will relentlessly tell us that all is lost because the latest mediot poll shows that Ogabe is going to win re-election in a landslide

    I read this analogy on another forum:

    Obama and his policies are the big turd circling the bowl, and the focus is on the paper towel Romney threw that missed the waste basket.

  4. 4
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Here’s the deal. If this thing goes south and the balloon goes up, I’m going to target the enemies commo net first. Big soft, fat juicy targets. First I take them off the air, then if necessary, individual mitigation.

    Make no bones about it. THEY ARE THE ENEMY.

    And yes, I am “crazy.”

  5. 5
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Winning, losing, who gives a shit? We know what needs to be done so lets do it and kick the fence sitters in the ass on the way.

    LC TerribleTroy @ #4:

    You’re not alone.

  6. 6
    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Back in the dawn of history, the 1960′s I believe, there was a poll done about whom the public trusted. If I recall correctly, the news media were still pretty highly trusted. Politicians were just above used car salesmen, who were dead last. I really wonder what that list would look like today. :em03:

  7. 7
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Aside from Washington DC in its entirety, there ain’t enough ammunition to clean out the commies and their sympathizers. Byhaps we could borrow a few rounds from Homeland “Security”?
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  8. 8
    Orion growls and barks:

    All they gotta do is make the polls look close so a narrow win by The One is plausable. That’s their goal.

    The ballot box failed some years back. It’s now just another manipulated reality TV show for the rubes.

    Orion

  9. 9
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    I have a dream …

    I dream of a day when the sun is shining bright in a cloudless blue sky …

    and thousands upon thousands of families are gathered on the lawns and walkways and around the reflecting pool between the Washington and Lincoln monuments …

    there is laughing and playing, festivity and joy, and renewed hope and courage in the citizens gathered there …

    kids are playing games, dads are barbequing and sharing stories, moms are visiting together, strangers are becoming friends …

    the Cathedral bell tolls noon, and all attention turns to the podium or the monitors showing the podium …

    the newly elected President of the Reformed United States briefly addresses the crowd, recounting the horrors and losses of the Second American Revolution, reminding all what lead the Nation to that point, and reassuring all that those mistakes would never be repeated …

    a long line of corrupt statist politicians and administrators, followed by an even longer line of network and cable media executives and personalities, are marched onto the platform in single file …

    one by one, nooses are positioned along the overhead gantry in front of each in line …

    the President then reads each name, followed by the crimes against the Constitution and against the American people that person has been convicted of …

    as each name and list is read, the noose is lowered over that person’s head …

    once the President reads aloud the last name and list of crimes, the bottom drops out from the gallows platform and the traitors are concurrently executed …

    the crowds are silent for a moment, as the gravity of the scene sets in …

    and then …

    everyone goes back to playing, visiting and barbequing.

  10. 10
    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    Big deal, we have a poll reporting what any sane sensible person has known for damn near 10 years. No one believes the Partisan Media. You want to see an even more realistic graph verifying the distrust of the Partisan Media? Show side by side the numbers of viewers to the Big 3, CNN and MSNBC against listenership to Talk Radio. Boom, there it is.
    BTW, I would love to be at the celebration described above me in the previous post.

  11. 11
    single stack growls and barks:

    BigDogg @ #: 9

    Love the ending.

  12. 12
    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Well, boss, tell that to the RINOs and turncoats. They’re ready to call game over and we haven’t even seen Joe The Dumber and Odumbo get debated….. yet…… And all of you who say you aren’t going to vote….. well, if Obama wins, bc enough of you had your heads up your asses…. then I can say, with a clear conscience, all of you who let this happen can Fuck Off and Die.

    Too many people died in this nation’s history for you to end our rights by abstaining. Either hold your nose and vote against the incumbent hollow man OR just go ahead and vote Odumbo because friends say he’s nicer, he’s cooler, he’s younger, and he’s not white…..

    Either way, RINOs, you can all shut the fuck up and never utter a syllable ever again….. And for those who turn away from the darkness and get your heads screwed on, correctly, bravo and get others to follow your example.

    Here’s a few of the tratiors and backbiters I want to beat with a 2X4….

    Lindsey Graham
    Bill Kristol
    Fox’s Five Guy- David or Steve Gunter

    All of you just need to shut the fuck up and either help us oust Ojackass or go to your real side and back Barry Soetero.

  13. 13
    dcs2244 growls and barks:

    BigDogg, I like your scenario, except for the merciful death involving broken necks. I prefer that the guilty parties be hauled up individual lamp posts; at the end of a rope with a simple slip knot. Let each criminal do the “rope dance” for what they have done to our country.

  14. 14
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    RASHEID KAHLIDI transcript posted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Obama) Today we are here……to honor (I) the patron saint of militant Islam, a man who……is not just a good friend of my family, but of rabid anti-christians everywhere, Rashid Khalidi, or as I like to call him ‘Rashi’. (applause)………Now, some may say that blowing up innocent (I) civilians, women and children, shooting folks in cold blood and crashing airplanes into buildings, is somehow an (I) indictment of a particular spiritual belief………To them I would say this ‘If Mitt Romney weren’t so wealthy, Muslims (I) the world over would be less poor’. Now, I know what you’re thinking (’cause I went to Harvard)…..it’s ok, it’s ok. Listen, I, yes I am here to educate you about the most tragically misunderstood religion in the history of the world. Islam (I) is the religion of peace, for decades….centuries the Muslim world has been denigrated, subjugated and humiliated by the white man, the joo. Now, listen up here, you’re gonna learn something here today. After a such callous treatment by the joos, it’s not (I) surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to their suicide vests or religion…….You know, Michelle and I, many of you don’t know this (because you didn’t go to Harvard), we were both born poor black men. When Hillary said that “It Takes a Village”, I don’t think she knew then……(I), that it she would get licked by a man whose family mostly lives in a village…..laughter…….I say to you F(inaudible) that lily w(inaudible) b(inaudible)….(applause)….The truth is (I) the solutions to the worlds problems is embodied in a great man…………………(I)……a man of humble beginnings, a man that marched with Dr. King, cataloged books at the library at Alexandria, and figured out how to open the door open for that white astronaut when he took the first steps on the moon. Now some of you probably don’t know this (because you didn’t go to Harvard) (I) I represent the the most refined evolution of mankind to date (I),………..

    h/t Breitbart

  15. 15
    Orion growls and barks:

    Let me ask this – IF I turn out to be right, and The One manages a ‘narrow victory’ – despite the screamingly obvious fact that Romney is the clear preference* – Who will step up and do what needs to be done? (It’s a rhetorical question – we’ve batted it around before and no one here is dumb enough to say what they would or would not do, especially with Brown Shits arresting folks who makes The One look bad or dare to speak out against him)

    I mean c’mon – They screwed up in Florida in 2004 and in Wisconsin earlier this year. They’re not going to take that chance again. They’re down to polling DNC Delegates and STILL can only manage to show The One in a dead heat.

    So when he ‘wins’…We know why, and we know what happened. THAT shall indeed lead to interesting times, I think. Will they have managed to sow just enough doubt that folks will not just spontaneously rise up en masse? Or will it finally push us over the cliff? They’re gambling that there’s enough doubt and doing everything they can to create it.

    Orion

  16. 16
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Best satire of the year award goes to: http://pjmedia.com/blog/german-troops-riot-in-italy-over-disney-film/

    Go read it!!!

    Tpod

  17. 17

    BigDogg says:

    I have a dream …
    I dream of a day when the sun is shining bright in a cloudless blue sky …
    and thousands upon thousands of families are gathered on the lawns and walkways and around the reflecting pool between the Washington and Lincoln monuments …
    there is laughing and playing, festivity and joy, and renewed hope and courage in the citizens gathered there …
    kids are playing games, dads are barbequing and sharing stories, moms are visiting together, strangers are becoming friends …
    the Cathedral bell tolls noon, and all attention turns to the podium or the monitors showing the podium …
    the newly elected President of the Reformed United States briefly addresses the crowd, recounting the horrors and losses of the Second American Revolution, reminding all what lead the Nation to that point, and reassuring all that those mistakes would never be repeated …
    a long line of corrupt statist politicians and administrators, followed by an even longer line of network and cable media executives and personalities, are marched onto the platform in single file …
    one by one, nooses are positioned along the overhead gantry in front of each in line …
    the President then reads each name, followed by the crimes against the Constitution and against the American people that person has been convicted of …
    as each name and list is read, the noose is lowered over that person’s head …
    once the President reads aloud the last name and list of crimes, the bottom drops out from the gallows platform and the traitors are concurrently executed …
    the crowds are silent for a moment, as the gravity of the scene sets in …
    and then …
    everyone goes back to playing, visiting and barbequing.

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Orion says:

    So when he ‘wins’…We know why, and we know what happened. THAT shall indeed lead to interesting times, I think. Will they have managed to sow just enough doubt that folks will not just spontaneously rise up en masse? Or will it finally push us over the cliff? They’re gambling that there’s enough doubt and doing everything they can to create it.

    Interesting times indeed, my friend. Interesting times indeed. :em03:
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  19. 19
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Here is a list of the top ten Obama campaign disasters–and there are still six weeks to go!

    1. AttackWatch The sequel to Obama’s “Fight the Smears” website from 2008, and his “flag@whitehouse.gov” rat-out-your-neighbors effort during the Obamacare debate, #AttackWatch was part of a larger effort to target Obama’s opponents for confrontation. Conservatives quickly defused AttackWatch by spoofing it–and even the mainstream media was forced to acknowledge (briefly) Obama’s thin-skinned and vindictive tactics.

    2. Charlotte Democrats hoped to expand on their gains in 2008 by hosting their 2008 convention in North Carolina. But unions balked at North Carolina’s right-to-work laws, and Democrats–having demonized banks–were embarrassed that Obama was to hold his acceptance speech in the outdoor Bank of America Stadium. In the end, the Obama campaign couldn’t even fill enough seats, and had to move the speech back indoors.

    3. Joe Soptic’s Wife How desperate do you have to be to accuse your opponent of killing an innocent woman? That’s what the Obama camp did when Obama’s super PAC aired a commercial featuring untrue claims by Joe Soptic, a man laid off at a company once owned by Bain Capital. The Obama campaign claimed they had no knowledge of Soptic’s crazy story–until it was revealed that they had touted it on a conference call.

    4. “Felon” In another sign of desperation, the Obama campaign alleged that Romney may have committed a felony in signing Bain Capital’s reports to the SEC after Romney was no longer actively running the company. Even the Obama-friendly fact-checkers at mainstream news outlets weren’t buying that one. Given the chance to back away from his campaign’s outrageously false accusation, President Obama doubled down on it.

    5. “You Didn’t Build That” When Obama decided to mock small business owners and the idea of individual achievement, he gave Romney a much-needed opportunity to clarify his differences with the president, and rally support around his economic policy. “You Didn’t Build That” became the main knock on Obama at the Republican National Convention, and was a consistent punching bag in ads targeted at swing states.

    6. Won’t Say if America is Better Off Than Four Years Ago Every single Obama surrogate–even head guru David Axelrod himself–failed to answer the most basic question a president running for re-election must face: are we better off than we were four years ago? In their defense, Obama himself had already acknowledged that we aren’t, so the responsibility for that particular bungle goes straight to the man on top.

    7. Biden “Back in Chains” Vice President effectively conceded to newly-nominated Romney running mate Paul Ryan when he embarrassed the Obama campaign in August by warning a largely black audience that Romney would “put y’all back in chains.” The campaign, typically, refused to denounce Biden’s racial scare-mongering. But Biden sealed impressions of him as incompetent–even in the mainstream media.

    8. Jerusalem Floor Fight Obama broke his 2008 campaign promise to recognize Jerusalem as Israel’s capital–and Democrats changed their platform to conform to his new policy. When outrage erupted over the omission of pro-Israel language, and any mention of God, in the party platform, Obama forced through amendments–but not before a noisy floor fight made it clear where many in the party actually stood.

    9. 9/11 Embassy Attacks Not only did Obama fail to protect the ambassador in Libya and the embassy in Cairo, but he also kowtowed to the attackers over any offense caused by an anti-Muslim film, propagating the lie that the film provoked the attacks, and giving Romney an opening on foreign policy. Obama–campaigning rather than governing–compounded the damage with a gaffe claiming that Egypt was no longer an ally.

    10. Giving Up on “Change” Facing tough questions for virtually the first time on the campaign trail, Obama told a Univision audience that, after four years in office, he did not believe he could change Washington “from inside.” Romney immediately pounced–and left-wing critics of Obama agreed–on what became a metaphor for Obama’s failure to fulfill the ambitious, messianic hopes of his 2008 campaign–or even basic promises.