This Is Sweet

Just go read this.

Check and mate on the tax return issue. Now, when will Obama release his Occidental and Harvard transcripts?

 

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  1. 1
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    I think I could get used to saying President Mittens.

    I’ll definitely love saying President Ryan eight years later.

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    LC Gunsniper says:

    I’ll definitely love saying President Ryan eight years later.

    My wet dream is President Jack Ryan.
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    single stack growls and barks:

    Second: “This notarized document from PricewaterhouseCoopers is a fake! They’re lying! Show us the long form tax returns, or we won’t believe it.” Congrats, guys, you’re the new birthers.

    Not birthers; they’re taxers.

  4. 4
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    They’re really writhing on the spit, aren’t they?

    KEEP CRANKING

    Romney Releases 2011 Taxes; Gave $4 Million To Charity, Paid 14.1% Effective Rate (A Rate Significantly Reduced By His Huge Donations to Charity)
    —Ace

    He gave 30% of his income to charity in 2011.

    – In 2011, the Romneys paid $1,935,708 in taxes on $13,696,951 in mostly investment income.

    – The Romneys’ effective tax rate for 2011 was 14.1%.

    -The Romneys donated $4,020,772 to charity in 2011, amounting to nearly 30% of their income.

    -The Romneys claimed a deduction for $2.25 million of those charitable contributions. The Romneys’ generous charitable donations in 2011 would have significantly reduced their tax obligation for the year. The Romneys thus limited their deduction of charitable contributions to conform to the Governor’s statement in August, based upon the January estimate of income, that he paid at least 13% in income taxes in each of the last 10 years.

    Joe Biden, by comparison, gave an average of $369 per year before people started noticing. I think he might have upped this to the low thousands, just to avoid people noting that his “heart” is not nearly as large as he claims.

    You know what liberals are claiming now? That he paid too much in taxes, deliberately, to keep his effective rate up.

  5. 5
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    And now the “unbiased” media is having shit fits of conniption that Romney paid too much in taxes because, clearly, that makes him the very devil himself.

    Old Straight From the White House Media Meme: “Romney is a tax cheat who hasn’t been paying taxes for ten years because Harry Reid’s bathhouse nut fluffer told him so”

    New Straight From the White House Media Meme: “Romney is a devious lying liar tax cheat because he voluntarily refused to claim tax deductions on half of the $4,000,000 he gave in charitable contributions in 2011 in order to artificially inflate the taxes he paid to the federal government.”

    The BASTARD!

    I wonder what his tax rate would have been if he’d only donated the bus fare that Joe Choo Choo Biden gave to charity (less than a thousand bucks)?

    So this guy, Romney, forks out a third of his income to charity on TOP of the two million bucks that he paid in taxes and only claims HALF of those charitable contributions on his 1040, yet HE’S somehow the “aloof, out of touch, doesn’t give a shit about the poor, monocled oppressor?”

    Fuck. If only we had MORE of those “hating the poor” assholes in this country, we’d probably not need Social Security and Medicare at ALL.

    Now tell me again that the enemy is not demoralized, confused and about to be destroyed.

    They’re fucking writing the ads taking them down with their pathetic behavior. And oh, in case you didn’t know because it’s not one of those things that the Eeyores on our our side like to mention, here’s a poll (conducted by Gallup who are not exactly known for NOT skewing their polls in favor of the Ogabe Junta since that junta threatened them with a lawsuit for not being sufficiently enamored with Ear Leader) stating that 60% of Americans believe that the Ogabe Steno Pool (formerly known as “the media”) are full of shit.

    But keep telling me that Obama is going to win, that Romney is “dead”, that we all might as well curl up in the fetal position and die.

    Please do.

    Then shut the fuck up and bother me no more, because you’re too damn fucking stupid for me to pay attention to.
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    Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan growls and barks:

    I’m slowly changing my opinion of Mittens from “complete jackass” to “jackass who’s heart is Ok ” Not much of a change to be sure ….. but it’ll make pulling that lever in November a bit easier.

  7. 7
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    This is just like Commies saying that Stalin wasn’t Commie enough.

  8. 8
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    I’m still not wild about the man …. but damn, you have to admire Mitten’s strategic and tactical prowess.

  9. 9
    0007 growls and barks:

    IIRC, the only thing we know regarding the obongo’s income is that his wookie was getting $300,000/year from a chi-town hospital for sitting in an office that disappeared when her hubby left the chicago senate.

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    As near as I can tell, the liberal media presstitutes seem to be trying to say that there aren’t enough errors or evidence of greed and bad judgment in his taxes, so therefore he is not qualified to run for office.

    I am now waiting for one of them to say that it is okay to forgive the group of Obama’s White House staff that collectively owe more than $800,000 in back taxes, since apparently Romney overpaid by at least that much.

  11. 11
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    Anybody know what charity Willard gave to? Why do I suspect it all went to those nuts who believe that the Garden of Eden is in Jackson County Missouri?

  12. 12
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Why do I suspect it all went to those nuts who believe that the Garden of Eden is in Jackson County Missouri?

    Because you’re a fucking dimwit who doesn’t care about facts.

  13. 13
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne @ #:

    Because your mommy and daddy didn’t show you enough attention and now you seek to compensate for that by posting ignorant cries for attention on the internet? Feel better now?

  14. 14
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    Because you’re a fucking dimwit who doesn’t care about facts.

    What are the facts?

  15. 15
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Here’s the facts, you’re a little shill troll desperatly seeeking validation and no one wants to play, so run along and have a nice day.

  16. 16
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    Because you’re a fucking dimwit who doesn’t care about facts.

    What are the facts?

    Hope you brought your shovel because this is where you start digging. Remember that Gooogle is your friend. I don’t mind helping a fellow with his homework but I won’t do it for him.

  17. 17
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper @ #: Even this deer. IS smarter than Puke Drain. It’s not funny or even entertaining. As for the shovel, hand it over. I’ll whack whatever it is in the head.

  18. 18
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    May I at least pelt him with some paintballs first?

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    :em05: :em05: :em05:

  21. 21
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    :em01: :em01: for the deer in Austin.

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    So, he decides where his money should go by taking charity deductions versus letting the government decide where his taxes go? :em01:
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  23. 23
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    Duke Wayne says:

    Hope you brought your shovel because this is where you start digging.

    Thanks. My review of Mitten’s return confirms what I suspected: His charitable deductions were all based on contributions he made to the planet Kolob!

  24. 24
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    His charitable deductions were all based on contributions he made to the planet Kolob!

    Reality check: Donations to your church are classified as charitable and therefore tax deductible. Moreover religious institutions perform many charitable functions and get help to plenty of people regardless of your bigoted and ignorant opinions of said religious institutions.

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    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    Reality check: Donations to your church are classified as charitable and therefore tax deductible. Moreover religious institutions perform many charitable functions and get help to plenty of people regardless of your bigoted and ignorant opinions of said religious institutions.

    And I believe that in 1978, God changed his mind about black people!

  26. 26
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    Reality check: Donations to your church are classified as charitable and therefore tax deductible. Moreover religious institutions perform many charitable functions and get help to plenty of people regardless of your bigoted and ignorant opinions of said religious institutions.

    And I believe that in 1978, God changed his mind about black people!

    Aw. You surrender too easily, kid.