These Colors Don’t Run

Funniest thing we read all day:

A Pakistani protestor has died after inhaling smoke from burning U.S. flags during a rally against the anti-Islam film Innocence of Muslims.

Abdullah Ismail died in Mayo hospital in Lahore having complained of feeling unwell during the angry demonstrations in the eastern Pakistan city yesterday.

Around 10,000 people are estimated to have taken part in the protest organised by the group Tehreek Hurmat-i-Rasool.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAH!

Of course, what’s not so funny is that we fully expect the Kneepad Hussein Administration to apologize most profusely for this Not At All Representative of All Muslims™ experience of respiratory distress followed by death as a result of burning our flag who, representing a nation where people are allowed to speak their minds, is really nothing but a slut whore snot rag of rampant islamophobia and really asked for it, the dirty slut.

Oh, and by the way, the FBI is currently looking into the manufacturers of said flag so we can dispatch a SWAT team to arrest them for tax evasion or whatever we can come up with.

Because that’s the American Way, so vote Obama or Johnson in ’12. Doesn’t matter, really, as long as you don’t vote for that horrible Romney person who criticized the Sun King. Filthy racist!

Thatisall.

15 comments

  1. 1
    tweell growls and barks:

    They shouldn’t have gotten those cheap Chinese-made US flags. Cheap rayon blend cloth plus industrial dyes equals toxic smoke! Our Stasi can stand down.

  2. 2
    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    well, we all know i’m just a long term NG leg type, but couldn’t we figure out a way to weave our embassy flags and the ropes they are on from a Cousin to Det Cord?

    as long as it propagates with enthusiasm, we’re good.

    :em03:

  3. 3
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    tweell @ #:

    They shouldn’t have gotten those cheap Chinese-made US flags.

    Who knew the Chinese were watching our back?
    :em05:
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  4. 4
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    redc1c4 @ #:

    couldn’t we figure out a way to weave our embassy flags and the ropes they are on from a Cousin to Det Cord?

    I’m not a chemist, but Det chord is designed to be stable. I think it wold be easier to use some sort of nerve gas.
    So, anyone interested in starting up a small export company? One that specialized in flammable flags for the discerning protestor?
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    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em01:
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  6. 6
    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    I understand that the material that makes up ping pong balls gives off significant amounts of cyanide gas when it burns. Just sayin’.

  7. 7
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    I love a happy ending. Wonder when Odumbo is going to apologize for this asshole’s demise?

  8. 8
    rickn8or growls and barks:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAH! Indeed. [/Marvin the Martian voice]

    Sometimes, there’s just no substitute for a big ol’ heapin’ helpin’ of that ol’ Instant Karma.

  9. 9
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Easily my favorite news story of the week so far. The only way to improve on this is if some splodey-dope got struck by lightning while hoisting a burning American flag over his head. On videotape.

    I hope this story gets lots of play in the home markets of these rampaging goat fornicators.

  10. 10
    Pengor growls and barks:

    Time to buy some of those flags and pass them out at the next OWS protest.

  11. 11
    Lady H growls and barks:

    A message from God, perhaps?
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  12. 12
    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    LC SecondMouse says:

    Easily my favorite news story of the week so far. The only way to improve on this is if some splodey-dope got struck by lightning while hoisting a burning American flag over his head.

    How about this one, Secondmouse?

    Here’s the header: Iran Cleric Pummeled by ‘Badly Covered’ Woman After Warning

    A few more like her, and they might start to make a dent.

  13. 13
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    If you think that’s funny, read this one.

    Iranian cleric beaten by woman :em05: :em01: :em07:
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  14. 14
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Obama has BLOOD on his hands.

    The week before, he skipped his intelligence briefings. When he finally was briefed and received notice of the coming embassy attack, Obama did nothing. No warnings, no alerts, no lock-down, no? protection, no US Marines. Four Americans dead, classified documents stolen, safe houses compromised, and Obama campaigned. As the ambassador’s body was dragged through the streets, Obama partied. Then got a good night’s sleep.

    There is no doubt: Obama has BLOOD on his hands.

    Vote for? Obama….. and you vote for the complete distraction of everything that makes us Americans.

    Obama and the filthy democrats have got to go…..

  15. 15
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    Welcome to my world of Karma…hehe