The First Four Years Are The Hardest…

Mike Rowe give Mittens some sage advice and gives Obongo the Kenyon Klingon Fucker™ a Blair Walsh kick to the ‘nads:

Good luck in November. And thanks for your time.

Sincerely,

Mike Rowe

PS. In the interest of full disclosure I should mention that I wrote a similar letter to President Obama. Of course, that was four years ago, and since I never heard back, I believe proper etiquette allows me to extend the same offer to you now. I figure if I post it here, the odds are better that someone you know might send it along to your attention.

Read the whole thing.

7 comments

  1. 1
    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    Serendipity! I had just found this video earlier today: TEDtalks – Mike Rowe.
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  2. 2
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Great letter. THESE are the jobs that companies need to post at a jobs board of some kind: there are a lot of folks who would be very interested in doing them!

    I had to post this: there was a RIOT in MY NEIGHBORHOOD last night: on Broadway and Bleecker Street, in Greenwich Village. A white motorist asked a leftweenie cyclist to move, and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED: this was reported on CBS News (local) last night. Thank God I wasn’t out there last night.

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    Note the cast of characters: the snotty leftweenie on the bicycle who, “empowered” by the black thugs, maintains its position in front of the victim’s car, saying, “This isn’t Virginia or Alabama, mother ***er!”
    The sluttish black woman who simulates “riding” a male, grinding her pelvis in the most obscenely suggestive way on the car, then on the street.
    The crowds of black thugs, all young black males, triumphant at having a white male trapped in his car, jumping on his roof, and (this you can’t see in the video) smashing the windows of the car while he’s in it.
    The sluttish blonde female, who is the only other “cracker” in the scene, who starts with an obscene bump-and-grind routine on the roof of the victim’s car.
    The caravan of police cars that show up ONLY after several minutes of mayhem, and don’t apparently get OUT of their cruisers.
    The black thugs pimp-rolling down the sidewalk, completely unconcerned, KNOWING they won’t be arrested or even detained, after it all.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhIDvOVtspQ&feature=player_embedded

    PS: I just heard some obscene rap “music” in the street behind our apartment building.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Tallulah @ #:
    I’d left some bodies on the ground. Guess that someone’s mama never told them to not stand on top of an object that can move. :em01:

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    Ya’ know … when I was learning to ride a bicycle, my dad told me not to get in the way of cars, because a bicycle is always going to lose if there’s a collision. Years later, when I was learning to ride a motorcycle, my dad told me the same thing … don’t piss off the driver of a car, because one little tap from their bumper will send you to the hospital or the cemetery.

    As soon as the shit hit the fan, I would’ve launched that fuckin’ cyclist a few blocks down the road and out of my way … self-defense, of course.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    I ride a bicycle a lot and I’m looking out for the potentially psychopathic driver…especially around here. I’d hate to think what I’d look like if I went out of my way to piss one off. I mean, I already have to carry my little Kahr .45 under my jersey in a belly band in the event I survive a close encounter with one of them.

    I’ve been in a couple of instances in which a firearm would have been very helpful, and one in which it was.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    I have utterly no idea how Blair Walsh hit that kick. As an UGA alum, I can only take solace in the fact that when he attempted suicide last year, he couldn’t even kick the chair out from under himself. :em08:

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches @ #:

    when he attempted suicide last year

    !?!?!?!?!?!