The First Four Years Are The Hardest…
Mike Rowe give Mittens some sage advice and gives Obongo the Kenyon Klingon Fucker™ a Blair Walsh kick to the ‘nads:
Good luck in November. And thanks for your time.
Sincerely,
Mike Rowe
PS. In the interest of full disclosure I should mention that I wrote a similar letter to President Obama. Of course, that was four years ago, and since I never heard back, I believe proper etiquette allows me to extend the same offer to you now. I figure if I post it here, the odds are better that someone you know might send it along to your attention.



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Serendipity! I had just found this video earlier today: TEDtalks – Mike Rowe.
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Great letter. THESE are the jobs that companies need to post at a jobs board of some kind: there are a lot of folks who would be very interested in doing them!
I had to post this: there was a RIOT in MY NEIGHBORHOOD last night: on Broadway and Bleecker Street, in Greenwich Village. A white motorist asked a leftweenie cyclist to move, and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED: this was reported on CBS News (local) last night. Thank God I wasn’t out there last night.
PS: I just heard some obscene rap “music” in the street behind our apartment building.
Tallulah @ #:
I’d left some bodies on the ground. Guess that someone’s mama never told them to not stand on top of an object that can move.
Ya’ know … when I was learning to ride a bicycle, my dad told me not to get in the way of cars, because a bicycle is always going to lose if there’s a collision. Years later, when I was learning to ride a motorcycle, my dad told me the same thing … don’t piss off the driver of a car, because one little tap from their bumper will send you to the hospital or the cemetery.
As soon as the shit hit the fan, I would’ve launched that fuckin’ cyclist a few blocks down the road and out of my way … self-defense, of course.
I ride a bicycle a lot and I’m looking out for the potentially psychopathic driver…especially around here. I’d hate to think what I’d look like if I went out of my way to piss one off. I mean, I already have to carry my little Kahr .45 under my jersey in a belly band in the event I survive a close encounter with one of them.
I’ve been in a couple of instances in which a firearm would have been very helpful, and one in which it was.
I have utterly no idea how Blair Walsh hit that kick. As an UGA alum, I can only take solace in the fact that when he attempted suicide last year, he couldn’t even kick the chair out from under himself.
Fa Cube Itches @ #:
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