Mike Rowe give Mittens some sage advice and gives Obongo the Kenyon Klingon Fucker™ a Blair Walsh kick to the ‘nads:
Good luck in November. And thanks for your time.
PS. In the interest of full disclosure I should mention that I wrote a similar letter to President Obama. Of course, that was four years ago, and since I never heard back, I believe proper etiquette allows me to extend the same offer to you now. I figure if I post it here, the odds are better that someone you know might send it along to your attention.