At Least ONE Area Where the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, Der Fubar, Actually Stimulated Something
Gun sales continue to, should we?, why not?, fuck it we can’t NOT go with this: “necessarily skyrocket” *rimshot!*
Smith & Wesson stock Friday was zooming, thanks to a stellar earnings report. The firearms maker also boosted its outlook for the rest of the year. Because of the strong business, its backlog of orders more than doubled from the same quarter last year, the company is concentrating on boosting production and building inventory.
It’s not news as such, really, since gun sales took off like a Saturn V the moment Der Fubar cinched the nomination back in ’08 and have been going strong ever since. At this rate, they’ll be in orbit around Alpha Centauri come November.
And another gun maker, Sturm, Ruger & Co., also hit a milestone of sorts in terms of meeting consumer demand. It produced its one-millionth gun of the year…well ahead of last year’s pace.
“It took us nearly all of 2011 to build one million firearms, but in 2012 we accomplished it on August 15th,” said Ruger President and CEO Mike Fifer in a statement.
We hate to say it but, in all fairness, the firearms industry really ought to think about a donation to the upcoming Brrrrack Hussein Obutthead Presidential Library, considering how much he’s done for them. And it’s not only us saying so:
“I should put Obama’s picture on the wall up there,” said one New Jersey gun salesman, asking not to be identified. “I’d name him salesman of the month!”
Others say it’s not only that:
“Sure, about a third of it is politics,” said a Maryland salesman, who also didn’t want to be named. “But the majority are people concerned about safety. They are worried about crime and looking at the economy and no one having jobs. They want to be protected now. So they’re buying.”
Which is true, but just why are those fine citizens worried to such a degree about crime due to joblessness due to… who again?
Bingo! You win a Kewpie Doll.
It all leads back to one jugeared Marxist totalitarian freak in the White House and his corrupt Junta.
And the fact that Americans, all anxious Eeyore pundits clutching their smelling salts and pearls at the sight of every last D+56 “polling” result notwithstanding, aren’t ready to be slaves.
You might say that they’re downright hostile to the idea, the ridiculous peasants, clinging bitterly to their bibles and their, ahem, guns.
America is trying to send you a message, Lapdog Media and Democrat National Socialists. Keep not listening at your own peril because we, frankly, don’t give a damn anymore.