We swear, those pathetic emails we’re getting from The Sun King and Moochelle Antoinette are getting more and more bizarre, and that’s a good thing. Desperation is exactly what you want from your enemy. Take this from Moochelle herself, found at Ann Althouse’s place:
I know your life is full — with work, or school, or family — and yet you still find the time to help out when you can.
You may have a tight budget, but you give what you can afford.
A woman recently told the campaign her family skipped a pizza dinner at their favorite place so that they could make a difference in this election.
That is the commitment that drives this campaign.
Yeah, that’s right. Skip that meal and console your hungry children with a speech about the “common good” and the need to keep fueling the wildly successful “Hope and Change” campaign.
After all, those million dollar vacations and Wagyu beef dinners won’t pay for themselves, will they?
You damn kulak class traitor you!