Cardinal Dolan, You’re a Crafty One!

Mheh.

You may have heard about how Cardinal Dolan was initially snubbed by the Democrat National Socialist Abortion Party when he offered to deliver a closing benediction at Abortion-Palooza™ just as he’d offered it to the GOP in Tampa. Initially, until the Narcissist-in-Chief or somebody close to him recognized the self-inflicted gaping chest wound they were about receive and they hurriedly asked him to come anyway.

Thank G-d they didn’t have to make that decision via floor vote because that could have been embarrassing!

Oh yes. We had to get that one in there. You know it.

So Cardinal Dolan marched into Mos Eisley and delivered his benediction. Now, initially His Majesty was thinking “why on Earth would he do that?“, but that only goes to prove why we must be content with the title of Emperor, rather than Cardinal, and we mean that as a compliment.

Because the scolding he delivered was priceless, particularly because it wasn’t in the slightest delivered as a scolding, but a scolding it was. Point by point he mentioned every single disgusting, selfish, arrogant, heathen, life-hating plank in the NSDWP’s platform and he did it with a smile, going through the NSDWP’s litany of sins against humanity and everything this nation stands for like a kindly old grandpa saying “now I’m not talking about you, son, I’m just speaking in general here (but if the shoe fits)”.

Watch it, please. It’s only five minutes.

You may not read it the same way we did, but apparently every lapdog media network did (with the exception of FOX), because they immediately cut to commercial or started yakking on top of him.

If the shoe fits indeed.

Nicely played.

Thatisall.

9 comments

  1. 1

    Beautifully and subtly delivered on an audience that was incapable, and if capable, unwilling, to understand what he said.
    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Cardinal Dolan, You’re a Crafty One!My Profile

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    And FOIST.
    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Cardinal Dolan, You’re a Crafty One!My Profile

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Oh, I saw it. I saw that Tim was coldly furious: well, maybe the Roman Catholic Establishment has woken up AT LAST. They see now how the “go along to get along” strategy didn’t do them a damn bit of good.

    I hope he sends word down to his priests, but so many of them are gay and/or socialists that they’ll vote for the Man in the Closet anyway (sigh0.

    Anyone here remember that Pope Benedict put out a pronouncement that the social “gospel” the leftists priests tout is not The GOSPEL? Doubt it had any effect here, or on Latin America’s Red countries.

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    I’m glad my priest (the Marine :) ) sure isn’t going to vote for him, I can assure you. (He’s very pro-life and that is supposed to be #1. The Church considers induced abortion to be an “intrinsic evil” and that is the first criteria you look at with any candidate, Repub, Dem, etc.)

    All of the priests, in the parishes that I’ve attended, have handed out what the candidates stood for so the laity can make informed choices. Of course, most of the Dems don’t respond back to their requests for positions on certain issues.
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    The Irish Dragoness growls and barks:

    The further west you go, the more liberal the Church does get. I grew up in the Midwest though and there are plenty of priests who are firmly in line with the teachings of the Church and will definitely not be voting for Obama…including my home parish priest. Fr. Ed loves the military, rides a Harley and is super pro-life. The priest at our new parish in our new home state is very much the same way, sans Harley.

    The Church is waking up but they started making concessions to the state back in the 1930s. The HHS Mandate was, sadly, the first thing in a long time that brought all the bishops together.

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    The Irish Dragoness growls and barks:

    The further west you go, the more liberal the Church becomes. That being said, I grew up in the midwest and there are plenty of priests who are in line with the teachings of the Church, so they won’t be voting for Obama. My home parish’s priest, Fr. Ed, loves the military, rides a Harley and is super pro-life. My new parish in my new home state is much the same way, though Fr. Leo doesn’t ride a Harley…at least not that I’m aware of.

    The Church started giving concessions to the state in the 1930s and it’s sadly taken this HHS mandate to get all the bishops unified. Their timing is a little late but it’s better than never.

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    I guess I’ve been blessed with priests, most of my life, who have stayed loyal to the Church’s teaching instead of the “red gospel”.
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    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    I gave him a standing ovation for that one. Brilliantly played and his execution was perfect. I would be willing to bet a lot of the morons in the room didn’t even realized they’d been PWND-3D !!!

    You go your Eminence !!!

    Of course, the uber-classy left-wing tweet brigade was right on the case.
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