You may have heard about how Cardinal Dolan was initially snubbed by the Democrat National Socialist Abortion Party when he offered to deliver a closing benediction at Abortion-Palooza™ just as he’d offered it to the GOP in Tampa. Initially, until the Narcissist-in-Chief or somebody close to him recognized the self-inflicted gaping chest wound they were about receive and they hurriedly asked him to come anyway.
Thank G-d they didn’t have to make that decision via floor vote because that could have been embarrassing!
Oh yes. We had to get that one in there. You know it.
So Cardinal Dolan marched into Mos Eisley and delivered his benediction. Now, initially His Majesty was thinking “why on Earth would he do that?“, but that only goes to prove why we must be content with the title of Emperor, rather than Cardinal, and we mean that as a compliment.
Because the scolding he delivered was priceless, particularly because it wasn’t in the slightest delivered as a scolding, but a scolding it was. Point by point he mentioned every single disgusting, selfish, arrogant, heathen, life-hating plank in the NSDWP’s platform and he did it with a smile, going through the NSDWP’s litany of sins against humanity and everything this nation stands for like a kindly old grandpa saying “now I’m not talking about you, son, I’m just speaking in general here (but if the shoe fits)”.
You may not read it the same way we did, but apparently every lapdog media network did (with the exception of FOX), because they immediately cut to commercial or started yakking on top of him.
If the shoe fits indeed.