And the DNC Clusterfuck Continues Apace

If this keeps up, then we may just end up having to insist that the DNC put on a show every last damn year for the rest of their hopefully short existence. Wait, make that four times a year.

And don’t, don’t ever fire Debbie Wasserkopf Schmutz as DNC chair! We double fucking Imperially dog dare you!

As LC Light29ID (and if somebody doesn’t come up with a fittingly pompous title for him pretty damn soon as befits an Imperial Staffer, we’ll utterly lose our proverbial shit!) already pointed out, there appears to have been some “discontent” among the DNC audience when it was suggested that maybe surgically scrubbing every last reference to G-d and the status of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital out of the party platform wasn’t all that helpful.

Enter Debbie Downs Syndrome Shmuck and her inability to tell the truth.

Nope, there was no dissent or booing on the floor and yes, there most definitely was a complete consensus when it came to adding G-d and Jerusalem back into the platform.

Judge for yourselves:

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Does that sound like “no booing” and “definitely 2/3 majority in favor” to you?

Shut up racist!

And that’s just how Debbie Dummkopf operates, as we’ve all learned. She has completely failed to grasp that whole modern concept of “recordings” and “YouTube” or, more likely, she’s still struggling with the whole “reality” vs. “what goes one underneath Debbie’s greasy perm” concept.

Another example? Of course. We just can’t get enough of the gift that keeps on giving.

Consider when the Washington Times reported that Debbie had claimed that the Israeli Ambassador, Michael Oren, had totally confided in her that the Republican party is doing shit that is absolutely dangerous to Israel. Michael Oren, obviously more familiar with what he has and hasn’t said, immediately told the daft cow to check into rehab because he never said such a thing. Which Debbie, still utterly oblivious of the existence of recording devices, claimed that she hadn’t claimed in the first place and that the Washington Times was completely making shit up because conservatives lie all the time. Unlike Debbie, who allegedly doesn’t talk in her sleep so she takes at least an 8 hour rest from lying every day.

OK. Roll the tape, Mr. Snerdley:

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That’s Debbie absolutely NOT saying what she just said, courtesy of that damn YouTube thing again.

She just can’t help it. And now she’s refusing to apologize for calling the Washington Times liars for accurately quoting her. Because it doesn’t matter, in Debbie’s World, what actually happened. All that matters is what she said happened.

Who are you going to believe? Your own lying eyes and ears or a baggy, wrinkled nutsack with a greasy Shirley Temple perm?

Tough choice, we know.

Please, Democrat National Socialist Party, don’t ever fire that clueless cock receptacle. If you do, we’ll have to do all the work destroying you ourselves again.

But, alas, all good things come to an end, at least as far as the DNC Abortion-Palooza in Charlotte goes. Soon the streets of Charlotte will clear again (and the city can get to work cleaning out the crap that the loser Democrat National Socialists dumped all over the place), Liberal Fascist Feminists protesting the objectification of Womyn by dressing themselves up as vaginas with legs (brilliant! If you have the IQ of Neisseria gonorrhoeae and are completely immune to irony) will no longer roam the streets and OWSers will once again have to find new locations for their rape tents.

One more day as King Putt and his entourage move from a 70,000 seat stadium to a 20,000 seat janitor’s closet to escape the horrifying scattered isolated thunderstorms and positively terrifyingly torrential 20% risk of a late summer Southern drizzle (unlike those pussy Rethugnicans who cut their convention short a day over a mere hurricane, hahaha) and it’s all over for The Dumbest Show on Earth™.

But at least we’re fairly sure that North Carolina, having witnessed the Democrat National Socialist Party in all of their stupid splendor, is now red enough to make Texas look positively Stalinist by comparison.

Thatisall.

16 comments

  1. 1
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Standard Lefty rules: Whatever I say *right now* is gospel truth. Whatever I said previously is totally irrelevant, misquoted, and taken out of context.

  2. 2
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Yeah, what IS it with that GREASY PERM? lord have mercy.

    And those crackpot delegates were VOCIFEROUS with their NO’s, weren’t they? Shit, that was embarrassing. Or should have been, if they weren’t the Shameless Ones. Because shame is like, you know, so judgemental.

    Well, they’re sure showin’ their ass down there, aren’t they? And the walking labias are a scream. Not exactly brimming with self-awareness, are we, dear?

  3. 3
    Skul growls and barks:

    The “noes” had it, judging from volume.
    Color me surprised.
    Would have passed if there wasn’t a singel “aye”.
    Scripted TV reality show. Nothing more.

  4. 4
    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    Debbie Downs Syndrome Shmuck and her inability to tell the truth.

    If I understood her take of the moment there was no discord on changing back.

    Has anyone else noticed the irony of her name, just happening to coincide with the standard test for Syphilis anti-bodies.

    Was she the original positive test subject?
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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    As LC Light29ID (and if somebody doesn’t come up with a fittingly pompous title for him pretty damn soon as befits an Imperial Staffer, we’ll utterly lose our proverbial shit!)

    The People’s Cube has some very snazzy nom de guerres, I must admit. :em03:

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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    What Obama inherited from Bush: What America inherited from Obama:

    AAA CREDIT RATING vs. AA CREDIT RATING

    7.8% UNEMPLOYMENT vs. 8.3% UNEMPLOYMENT

    AVERAGE 5.3% UNEMPLOYMENT vs. AVERAGE 9.1% UNEMPLOYMENT

    26 WEEKS UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS vs. 100 WEEKS UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS

    $1.83 GAS vs. $4.00 GAS

    10.6 TRILLION DEBT AFTER 8 YEARS vs. 1 6 TRILLION DEBT AFTER 4 YEARS

    2 WARS vs. 3 WARS

    MEDIUM INCOME: $54,983 vs. MEDIUM INCOME: $50,964

    2.7 GDP vs. 1.5% GDP

    S traw Man Clinton’s 90s ancient history won’t save “Rules For Radicals” Obama’s unmitigated failure in 2012.

    If a desparate Obama were following the 90s “End Of Big Government” agenda of Clinton/Gingrich WHERE is his economic recovery?

    In fact, on economic policy Obama & Clinton pivoted diametrically in the opposite direction after the GOP landslide elections in 1994 and 2010.

    Disbarred perjurer Clinton’s biggest whoppers, quote:

    “I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN.”

    “GIVE OBAMA 4 MORE YEARS” (TO MULTIPLY HIS UNMITIGATED MESS)

    Clinton, unmasked, Quote:

    “THE ERA OF BIG GOVERNMENT IS OVER”

    “A FEW YEARS AGO, THIS GUY WOULD HAVE BEEN CARRYING OUR BAGS.”

    “OBAMA PLAYED THE REACE CARD ON ME” (Who knew “civil discourse” Obama translated Chicago gutter politics.)

    Free Clinton, 2012:

    “ROMNEY’S STELLAR BUSINESS CAREER”

    “RETAIN ALL THE BUSH TAX CUTS”

    “AMERICA IS ALREADY IN A RECESSION”–UNDER OBAMA.

    i.e., Obama’s “spread the wealth” trickle-down poverty doesn’t work.

    On cue the Obama MSM is “swooning” over DNC con man Clinton’s grasping at straws attempt to save their drowning statist deity Obama who is forced to run on Gingrich/Clinton’s “Contract With America” 25 year old record because he can’t run on his own.

    Obama 2009: “If I don’t have this done in three years there’s going to be a one term proposition.”

    Right Direction: 23%

    Wrong Direction: 76%

    Obama 2012: “IT WORKED”

    Facts don’t lie. Obama libs lie because they’ve got no where else to go.

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    single stack growls and barks:

    It was pretty clear to me that the noes were louder than the ayes.

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    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    single stack @ #: Definitely as many if not more “noes” than “ayes”.

    I wonder if Mr. Oren and the good folks at the Washington Times are able to sue Ms. Debbie for slander/libel? I know they are public figures, but grossly misquoting/lying about what they said intentionally for one’s own ends (and to make the other side look bad) ought to be out of bounds, even for the DemocRats.

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    ought to be out of bounds, even for the DemocRats.

    Vince Foster would likely agree with you but he’s currently unavailable for comment due to his midnight stroll through Fort Marcy Park

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    0007 growls and barks:

    There was/is a really hysterical story on some other blog about members of the press being assigned sub-standard hotel rooms that were in darker neighborhoods. Sharing space with drug dealers, prostitutes and homies was not high on their list of things to do while in Charlotte. Needless to say they all moved, most of them across to border into South Carolina.

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Wonder what the over under is on DWS continued employment in her current position? Seeing as she is a paid professional liar, I don’t think they are getting their monies worth. She cancelled and no showed on last nights scheduled interviews. I will give her this, she has a promising career in used car sales to fall back on.

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    tanstaafl growls and barks:

    a pace of maroons in convention :em05:

  13. 13
    LCSgtmech growls and barks:

    Insofar as a new title…how about Imperial Lightbringer? :em01:

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    As LC Light29ID (and if somebody doesn’t come up with a fittingly pompous title for him pretty damn soon as befits an Imperial Staffer, we’ll utterly lose our proverbial shit!)

    Well, I don’t know about a pompous title, but his ass does need to be on the sidebar with the rest of us overpaid staff indentured servants.
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    readerjp growls and barks:

    What REALLY pisses me off about their “amendment” (beyond the fact that Axelrod looked at the numbers and hurried to change it) is the speciousness of it.

    “Jerusalem is and will remain the capital of Israel” The parties have agreed that Jerusalem is a matter for final status negotiations. It should remain an undivided city accessible to people of all faiths.”

    Nobody noticed that they contradict themselves in the same paragraph? Maybe you have to have had Talmudic training, but what they’re saying is – “Sure Israel is the capital of Israel – until final status negotiations.” Either it is and will remain so, or we’re keeping open a loophole to take it away from Israel. What they do NOT say is “Jerusalem has been and always will be the capital of Israel and no other country.”

    I hope they look like jackasses to EVERYONE.

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    689 Reasons to Defeat Barack Obama

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    1. Because he was not the one we were waiting for.

    2. “Forward.”

    3. Because Julia needs to get off her lazy, federally subsidized butt, get a real job, and pay for her own damned birth-control pills.

    4. Because lots of people fail at their first real job.

    5. Because “Winning the Future” was not a very good slogan back in 2005 when it was Newt’s.

    6. Because the country is ready for its first African-American former president.

    7. To give him the free time to write his third memoir.

    8. Because he’ll have even more “flexibility” after November if he’s back in Chicago.

    9. Joe Biden.

    10. So that dissent will once again be the highest form of patriotism.

    11. Because he didn’t quite get the message in 2010.

    And 678 more.

    Read them for yourself.

    https://www.nationalreview.com/nrd/articles/314773/689-reasons-defeat-barack-obama