Because, TED KENNEDY!
While we certainly understand why the National Socialist Democrat Party have devoted their entire convention to abortion on demand and nostalgic references to Great Democrat National Socialists of the Past™, G-d knows they can’t very well talk about the present with an election coming up, we still have to question the “wisdom” behind dedicating time to praise of Ted “U-Boot” Kennedy in the middle of a Rethugnican War on Womyn-Themed convention.
While the Snark Center of our Imperial Gray Matter was going into high gear trying to come up with the Ultimate Snark Response™, we found that the Imperial Minister of War, FrnakJ, had once again beaten us to it with a tweet that automatically wins the Internets, so we won’t even bother:
Frank J. Fleming ?@IMAO_
I hear the DNC had a video tribute to Ted Kennedy, the only politician with a confirmed kill in the War on Women.
Nope. No use. We can’t possibly top THAT!
We’re typing through tears of laughter here. Loud, painful, rib-cracking laughter.
Well played, Sir Frnak, well played INDEED!