DNC Pays Tribute to Known Murderer of Womyn

Because, TED KENNEDY!

While we certainly understand why the National Socialist Democrat Party have devoted their entire convention to abortion on demand and nostalgic references to Great Democrat National Socialists of the Past™, G-d knows they can’t very well talk about the present with an election coming up, we still have to question the “wisdom” behind dedicating time to praise of Ted “U-Boot” Kennedy in the middle of a Rethugnican War on Womyn-Themed convention.

While the Snark Center of our Imperial Gray Matter was going into high gear trying to come up with the Ultimate Snark Response™, we found that the Imperial Minister of War, FrnakJ, had once again beaten us to it with a tweet that automatically wins the Internets, so we won’t even bother:

Frank J. Fleming ?@IMAO_

I hear the DNC had a video tribute to Ted Kennedy, the only politician with a confirmed kill in the War on Women.

Nope. No use. We can’t possibly top THAT!

We’re typing through tears of laughter here. Loud, painful, rib-cracking laughter.

Well played, Sir Frnak, well played INDEED!

Thatisall.

15 comments

  1. 1
    Sentry growls and barks:

    I’m starting to think that the DemonRat plan is to prepare for HillBillary’s run in 2016.

  2. 2
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    That almost makes me want to get on that twit thing. Almost. :em05: :em01:
    And now, for TK’s theme song,Dead and Bloated

  3. 3
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    There once was a politician from Mass
    Who wanted a good-looking lass
    He lucked up and found her,
    Then fucked up and drowned her,
    And thereafter was known as “The Conscience of the Senate.”

    Kinda falls apart there at the end, I know.

  4. 4
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    LC LOBO @ #:

    I am, I am SOOOO stealing this, come get me copper…

    Done, retwetted and Facebooked

  5. 5
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I have it on good authority that Ted Kennedy is still dead. I guess Obama is going for the zombie vote. For those who missed it, I gave a nice eulogy of the drowner of blonds when he shuffled off this mortal coil.
    :em05:
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  6. 6
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    I herby nominate Frank for the Winston Churchill zinger medal, that was just perfect, the minimum number of words for total effect! Huzzah!

  7. 7
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    THEY BOOED PUTTING GOD BACK!

  8. 8
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Gladiator – they are Clusterflucking themselves BIG TIME, don’t no one say a thing, just let them self destruct on national TV :em01:

  9. 9
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    It is quite possible that they have just given us the election with their nonsense. Now we must capitalize on this and crush these lying godless dishonorable fucking communist assholes. If this doesn’t make the jewish contingent of the party flee, I don’t know what will. We need to be concilatory to the old school “classic liberal” and motivate them to purge their party of the infiltrators. Flood their web based media outlets telling them to take it back. DIVIDE AND CONQUER!

  10. 10
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    That tweet won the internet last night when he posted it. There is no question that the greatest wits in this battle belong to the conservatives.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID @ #:
    Steal away.LC TerribleTroy @ #:
    Fuck’em. The bastards allowed are the one and the same.
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  13. 13
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Yes, but Chappaquidick Fats just celebrated 3 years of sobriety.

  14. 14
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    In case the Emperor was to gin up the Imperial textile factory here’s my contribution with full faith and credit for the inspiration to Imperial Minister of War, FrnakJ and LC LOBO:

    Teddy Kennedy tribute

  15. 15
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    FC Itches:

    There once was a politician from Mass
    Who wanted a good-looking lass
    He lucked up and found her,
    Then fucked up and drowned her,
    And thereafter was known as “The Conscience of the Senate.”

    Actually that title belonged (allegedly) to Robert Tyrd Pygg Byrd, former Exalted Cyclops & late pork champion who got his name stamped all over WV. Ted K was somehow labeled “The Liar Lion of the Senate.” Of course the Scripture says that “A living dog is better than a dead lion.” :em01:

    Y’all may feel free to run with this stub of a contribution, meant to be sung to the tune of “Bad, bad Leroy Brown:”

    Well it’s Dead, dead Big-Head Ted….