It’s Like Nuremberg, Only Smaller!

As a matter of fact, His Imperial Majesty just got the idea that if anybody ever wanted to make a parody of Triumph des Willens, and who but His Imperial Sithness would have a mind sick and twisted enough to think that might be funny?, all they’d need to do would be to use footage from this year’s DNC circle jerk in Charlotte.

Yep, since we thought of it first, expect ridiculous lawsuits if anybody else decides to run with it. Unless they cut us in, of course. In a big way.

There’s the small issue of the NSDWP cutting their Reichsparteitage by a day (not due to weather) and moving from a 74,000 head venue to a 20,000 one as LC Light29ID already pointed out. Which is like Adolf saying to Speer: “Hey, Albert, why don’t we cut out this whole Reichsparteitagsgelände nonsense and move back to the Bürgerbräukeller instead? Because Winning!

Then we have this charming little video from the NSDWP’s Propaganda Ministry (thanks, LC Rurik, for ruining our lunch):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gLa9Te8Blw[/youtube]

That’s right. We all belong to the government now! Hooray! We’d elaborate on just how many levels this is wrong, but we’d never get done with this post if we did.

“Inspiring” slogan? The Democrat National Socialist Party has it! Vorwärts! Sorry, Vpered!. Damn, that was Russian. FORWARD! That’s it. Beloved slogan of socialists throughout the ages, “forward” meaning “the mass graves are right down there, now hurry up will you?”

Creepy Cult of Personality? You fucking kidding us? The Democrat National Socialist Party has those Nazi and Soviet amateurs beat on that one too, yo! This from the official DNC calendar (and we apologize to LC readerjp for having missed her pointing it out to us already and us having missed it):

For unto us an insufferable, narcissist jerk is born

Seriously. Not even Adolf and Josef, on their most insane days, had their cultists running around quoting John 3:16 in support of their Führer’s divinity.

We strongly suggest that you gently shove this in the face of anybody you know that calls him or herself a Christian. If they don’t at least consider piling up kindling around a stake in their back yard after that, then they must be Episcopalians.

Oh yes, the Democrat National Socialists sure are pulling out all the stops for this one, howling cultists that they are, and we think it’s time that we drag out an old classic that we used to play a lot during our brief, but extremely satisfying career as a radio host back in ’08:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xtNr5-up0U[/youtube]

For some unknown reason (we’re being sarcastic here), JihadTube ObamaTube YouTube kept placing this video behind a “censored for inappropriate content” firewall, so you may have to log in to prove that you’re over 18 to watch it. Because, after all, mocking Ear Leader is SO much more inappropriate than pr0n, haji snuff videos etc. Can’t have the young’uns be exposed to disgusting counterrevolutionary filth mocking Our Savior Obama, after all!

It’s worth the trouble, though. That video, originally made before the ’08 elections, precisely predicts what was going on and what was going to happen. Unfortunately, the DNCMedia were too busy covering for their Führer to ever notice it. Watch it. Then consider, again, that it was made before the election. It was all right there for anybody to see, but they couldn’t be arsed to look, to think, to go past Chris Tingles’ spontaneous live ejaculations. Won’t have that excuse this time, though.

Now somebody please tell us again that drawing parallels between Obama and previous historical examples of totalitarian national socialism, communism, cultism etc. is somehow “inappropriate”, “ridiculous”, “unhelpful” and “fundamentally unserious.”

Please. We can’t wait. Our Imperial ClueBat is all warmed up and ready to go and we’d love nothing more than to use it to bash the “arguments” of “pragmatists” into tiny little bloody shreds. It amuses us. Greatly.

Oh, and Godwin can wrap his lips around our engorged crank and start sucking until his cheeks implode.

Thatisall.

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lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Really, they used The Obamessiah’s long form BC as a calendar page?

REALLY?

BTW, I hear that the Dems will move again, to a phone booth.

readerjp
readerjp

Hey, I’m the one who first posted about the John 3:16 calendar and everyone ignored it.

Have you seen any of the meltdowns? Christ Matthews, some black chick on MSNBC, et al. Also, the word “Chicago” is now a “code word” for racists. So I guess I graduated from the University of Racists.

Mike M
Mike M

And look how quickly they’ve moved to try and distance themselves from that video… “The video in question was produced and paid for by the host committee of the city of Charlotte. It’s neither an OFA nor a DNC video, despite what the Romney campaign is claiming. It’s time for them to find a new target for their faux outrage.”… Read more »

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

Anyone else think that this “We belong to the government” line could become the next “You didn’t build that”?

rickl
rickl

“All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.”

“It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness of their mission and welds them into unity.”

“The truth is that men are tired of liberty.”

~ Benito Mussolini

rickl
rickl

“It’s time to build a nation that lives up to the ideals that so many Americans have fought for — a nation where they can realize the dream they sacrificed to protect.” ~ Barack Hussein Obama Let me see if I’m understanding this. The soldiers who fought and died in World War I, World War II, Korea, Vietnam, and Iraq… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

You really have to sit in abject horror and realize that…

THEY HAVE THE FUCKING LAUNCH CODES!?!?!?!?

I pray to God that the protocols that were implemented after Nixon will work…yeah, I had SIOP-ESI

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Light29ID @ #:

THEY HAVE THE FUCKING LAUNCH CODES!?!?!?!?

Don’t worry about it. Those codes will be rendered moot in the second term after Der Fubar has all our nukes decommissioned and the cores sold to the Iranians. :em08:

The Irish Dragon
The Irish Dragon

Sire, here’s another vid from ’08 that makes the comparison pretty well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSWt7hOYYLY&feature=fvwrel

single stack
single stack

Really, they used The Obamessiah’s long form BC as a calendar page?

No, actually, they didn’t.
It’s the Certification of Live Birth, a document the state of Hawaii will issue to anyone who asks for one regardless of where they were actually born.

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

“Wherefore since nothing but blows will do, let us come to a final separation and not leave the next generation to be cutting throats.” – Thomas Paine

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

CONFIRMED:

Democrats WILL move Obama’s big speech from 74,000-seater outdoor stadium to smaller indoor arena citing bad weather (but was it really because they couldn’t fill it?)

This criminal organization is starting to take on the characteristics of the Berlin Bunker circa February 1945. When it’s get to the April 1945 phase then it’s going get VERY dicey.

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

LC Light29ID @ #:

When it’s get to the April 1945 phase then it’s going get VERY dicey.

I see that as the first week of next month. Watch for something small, that ears will blow all out of proportion. And good-bye elections.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

So, now that Obama and the Democrats have repealed the 13th amendment, when do we slaves start rebelling against our masters? By the way, I’ve found the proposed new flag for the United States that Obama intends to use “when” he is reelected: The New American Flag I’m afraid it’s just a representation I made up from a description provided… Read more »

Mark12A
Mark12A

readerjp says:

Hey, I’m the one who first posted about the John 3:16 calendar and everyone ignored it.
Have you seen any of the meltdowns? Christ Matthews, some black chick on MSNBC, et al. Also, the word “Chicago” is now a “code word” for racists. So I guess I graduated from the University of Racists.

And I live just east of Landmass.

Lockpick
Lockpick

And another sad story because the anointed one can not control the “weather” –

http://news.yahoo.com/teen-volunteers-disinvited-obama-speech-205807059–abc-news-politics.html