You just can’t make this shit up

Democrats set to move Obama’s big speech from 74,000-seater outdoor stadium to 20,000-seater indoor arena

And some of you ’Rotties think Hildebeast would even consider coming near this slo-mo car/train/plane wreak?  Rush said it best…”This convention is going to be the Star Wars bar scene”.  Bring the popcorn it’s going to be great….

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  1. 1
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    Even so, they’ll have to round up all the homeless people in North Carolina AND bus in about another 5000 just to make the arena look mostly full.

    I’m beginning to think that even the One’s faithful followers may be considering converting to some other religion … leaving only Chris Matthews and his leg.

  2. 2
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Food-stamp use reached a record 46.7 million people in June, the government said, as Democrats prepare to nominate President Barack Obama for a second term with the economy as a chief issue in the campaign.

  3. 3
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    I seem to remember a Chicago Demoncratic Convention of years past that was fucked up like a football bat.

    I guess we can all pray for another just like it.

    :em01:

  4. 4
    single stack growls and barks:

    The tiniest convention floor ever

    Like Light291D says, you just can’t make this shit up

  5. 5
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Even more of you can’t make this shit up. Nicki Minja gets death threaths.

    Here’s the controversial line from Minaj’s guest rap on Lil Wayne’s new mixtape:

    I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney/You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy

    The bloodthirsty lynch mob didn’t care whether Minaj was baring her political soul, rapping in character or just searching for a word that sort of rhymed with “economy.” Twitter death wishes continued throughout the night.

    I just have to love the Party of Racism.

  6. 6
    rickn8or growls and barks:

    In other convention news.
    Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves…

  7. 7
    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Awww, Der Fuhrer has gone back to having Beer Hall gatherings! Whatsamatta, is Der Sportspalast too big? Look too empty?

  8. 8
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    The donks should keep the local Howard Johnsons on speed dial just in case this arena thing falls flat.

  9. 9
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    It’s all the-ayter, peeps. The Politburo Media will fill in with CGI “crowds” if necessary.

    Remember the “fauxtography” scandal when they were slandering Israel? Photoshopping in five bomb hits when there was only one?

    Here’s an example — http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=8185 (This link is okay; it’s from 2003, before Chuckles lost his mind).

    I went looking for the similar staged photograph of the Paleoswinian woman “sobbing” in front of about 50 photographers, all white Western males, clearly a setup. But it has been stuffed down the MEMORY HOLE. Dead links; no trace of it anywhere in my brief search.

    A friend sent me an unhinged screed by a VANITY FAIR* dickhead, Kurt Eichenwald. Here’s a sample. Note how the shithead starts with the standard lie that he’s voted for Republicans in the past.

    This rant sounds like Goebbels screaming about the Jews, doesn’t it? (“Some of my best friends . . . .”)

    Contrary to how it might seem, I am not a partisan bomb thrower. Throughout most of my adulthood, I have been just as likely to vote for a Republican as for a Democrat – in local, state and national contests. I have cast my ballot in presidential races for both Republicans and Democrats. [The mirror cracks . . .--Ed.]

    But in the last four years, the GOP has transmogrified into something ugly and vicious and, more important, something wedded to the politics of fantasy and ignorance. It has rushed so far from its moorings that I cannot conceive of voting for members of this party until, hopefully, they pull themselves back from the precipice of self-destruction, paranoia and delusion.

    Today, for Republicans, up is down and front is back. Lying has become so ingrained into the conservatives’ national dialogue that they are now dangerously demagogic or, worse, severely unhinged.

    Blind rage at the election of Barack Obama has wrecked a once great political party. Its leaders have made so many deals with the devil in their almost pathological obsession with unseating Obama that they have pushed the GOP into its own version of political hell – unable to speak truths to their now-rabid and conspiracy-addled base and unable to right the party back onto a path of responsibility.

    Only through the disinfectant of defeat can the Republicans, and the two party system, be preserved.

    And so, the campaign of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan must be consigned to the ash heap of history. Defeat must not only be decisive, it must be crippling.

    NOT a partisan bomb-thrower. At all. Just a National Socialist monster. Note, particularly, the imagery of “disinfection,” the same image the Nazis used against the Jews. Note, too, that the American Socialists likewise have blacklists, death threats, propaganda, and unhinged hatred of all who oppose them.

    They want to exterminate every patriot they can get their hands on. “Disinfect” the land from these damned Americans with our “filthy, jingoistic” patriotism, who stand in the way of their Leader and their One-World Ordure.

    Here’s some more:

    They [that's us, folks! --Ed.] are threatening America. What if they won? What if Romney, Ryan and the other amoral executioners of this strategy of deceit succeeded in slithering their way into the White House through a pack of lies and demonization?

    The United States is more important than what person is in office at any particular moment; what matters is not the victor, but the process. And the GOP has taken to doing everything it can to undermine the process. They are exhibiting their utter contempt for American citizens by piling lie upon lie, hoping to deceive people into believing in a fictitious country that allows for the GOP to retain control.

    You know, he’s got all that right — except he’s looking at his own Partei. Man, Jonah Goldberg was right: Leftism really IS a mental illness (at best; at its worst, it’s demonic.)

    *Dunno if this unhinged Rage-boy rant was in Vanity Fair itself, or on this poop-head’s blog, or something. Dated Sept. 2, for what it’s worth.

  10. 10
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Here are some of the alleged “lies” Eichenwald (nice German name, that) lists.

    a. Obama and welfare. In a not-so-subtle dog whistle to the racists of the GOP, Romney and Ryan have repeatedly stated that Obama has tried to remove the “workfare” requirement of welfare. Not true.

    b. Obama robbed Medicare of more than $700 billion. Not true.

    “Obama wants to prevent the military from voting.” This has to do with the attempts by the Ohio GOP to impede voting by blocks that tend to case their ballots for the Democrats.

    “The stimulus failed.” This is not only a lie, it makes no sense. If any country spends $700 billion on infrastructure and other projects, employment will go up. [ER, WHAT???}

    “Obama is on a spending spree.” Never happened.

    Okay, I’ll stop there, because my keyboard just froze in astonishment. He has tedious, hair-splitting, tortuous “rebuttals” to all the above and more, but if you know anything about these issues, you know who the liar is. That last one is particularly telling: it’s as if Eichenwald, by screwing his little bitty eyes shut and screaming, “I can’t see you!” he can make the gargantuan debt and all the “stimulus” spending just … disappear.

    We know how they treat the military’s absentee ballots. Nuff said about THAT.

    The doctors, he says, are all going to make more money under Ofuckhead’s Nazi plan, because they’ll have MORE PATIENTS! {what could possibly go wrong?).

    Anyway, I saw with a glance that he’s using the Leftists’ usual bullshit rebuttals of the patriots’ facts. You don’t need to eat the whole worm to know it tastes bad. ;-)

  11. 11
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Tallulah:

    Here are some of the alleged “lies” Eichenwald (nice German name, that) lists.

    Just call him Kurt Buchenwald.

  12. 12
    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    Gee, you don’t suppose that it might just be the weather anyways?

    I know that the fevered minds of many Conservatives here will always reach for the more implausible reasons, but usually a duck is nothing more than a duck.

    It has rained steadily in Charlotte for about a week now, with storms dropping an inch of rain at a time. I know that YOU would love nothing better than having Obama deliver his acceptance speech to a crowd running away in a downpour. But not only is that an image that Democrats want to avoid, that is also 84,000 people being subjected to the possibility of a downpour and many probably won’t show up — because of the rain.

    Republicans cancelled the first day of their circle-jerk because of the weather (and deprived us all of a nut-stirring speech by The Donald), why is it so hard to understand that the Democrats are also trying to make their grope-fest come off in the best light possible?
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  13. 13

    DJ Allyn says:

    Gee, you don’t suppose that it might just be the weather anyways?

    Except that a DNC organizer just admitted that part of the reason for moving was concern that they couldn’t fill the seats. But hey, it’s just the weather :em04:
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  14. 14
    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

    Except that a DNC organizer just admitted that part of the reason for moving was concern that they couldn’t fill the seats. But hey, it’s just the weather :em04:

    You should have completed the REST of the statement. couldn’t fill the seats BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER.
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    DJ Allyn says:

    You should have completed the REST of the statement. couldn’t fill the seats BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER.

    Not what I heard on the news, but whatever helps ya sleep at night Deej.
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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    You should have completed the REST of the statement. couldn’t fill the seats BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER.

    Yeah, Deej, y’got us there…except that, no, not really.

    CHARLOTTE (CBS Charlotte/AP) — A top Charlotte meteorologist says there is virtually no threat of severe weather Thursday night as Democratic officials move President Barack Obama’s convention speech indoors.

    Brad Panovich, chief meteorologist at WCNC in Charlotte, indicated that storms would not have been an issue the time the president was supposed to speak at Bank of America stadium.

    “Severe threat is almost zero Thursday night & chance of rain is 20%,” Panovich said on Twitter.

    Uhhhhh-huh. YeahRightWhatever™.

  17. 17
    Special Ed growls and barks:

    “You must log in.” “Okay.” “Now what was I thinkin’? Oh, yeah, yee-haw, that’s right:”

    The doctors, he says, are all going to make more money under Ofuckhead’s Nazi plan, because they’ll have MORE PATIENTS! {what could possibly go wrong?).

    This reminds me of AMTRAK selling hamburgers for $9.00 each. They buy them for $16.00 each. How to make a profit? Duh! Volume! WINNING!! :em01:


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