Now This Ain’t No Shit…

So I’m having some beers with a Vietnam vet Marine, shooting the shit and talking about all sorts of sundry crap when another Marine vet, totally not in any way drunk, asks out of the blue “So how many rubbers do ya think they issued out during Vietnam?”

The vet answers;

 

 

 

“Not enough, it still hurts when I piss.”

2 comments

  1. 1
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Crunch,
    To paraaphrase one of your statements. Pain is just clap leaving the body. :em05:

    And FOIST!!

  2. 2
    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    LOL!!

    I’d give ya a standing ovation but it hurts when I clap.

    I got a friend that was a door gunner for the 1st Air Cav. The doctor told him not to catch anything anymore ’cause he ain’t sure the drugs could cure him anymore. That was back when 50 cents was fifty cents.