Just One Miiiiiinor Flaw in that Theory
Expressed here by one of Instapundit’s readers:
Not buying the Hillary crap [Hillary having fled the country with no intentions of coming back during the Charlotte DNC Freakshow -- Emp.M.].
I have thought for a while that if the election is close, Obama would play the Hillary for VP card (I am not the only one who thought that). Now that she will supposedly be out of the country, I figure that is proof that she will be the mystery speaker and will accept the nomination for VP. If the rules allow this, then it is Obama’s only chance. the press would talk about nothing else for the remainder of this election cycle.
That is, of course, assuming that Hillary Clinton gives one rancid tiny nanoshit about Ear Leader’s reelection prospects AND cares even less about her own political future.
Neither of which seem likely to us, having studied the Clinton phenomenon for quite some time. A bit out of character, you might say, employing the Art of the British Understatement to a degree that threatens to tear the time-space continuum like a bomb in a cotton candy factory.
To take the less important of the two, we just don’t see Hillary caring one whit about the political future of the jugeared fuck who heaped misogyny on her by the truckload during the ’08 primaries (must be that time of the month etc.), gave her the stealth finger during debates, rigged the primaries and called her husband and, by extension, herself racists. That’s not the sort of thing that most people would just forgive and forget about, and certainly not that particular couple. So why the fuck she would step in to save King Jug and Moochelle by giving him “his only chance” is beyond us and way into fantasy fairy la-la land.
“To set herself up for 2016, of course, you silly Emperor twit!”
Oh yes, about that, so glad you brought that up. OK, actually the voices in my head since we couldn’t be bothered to wait for somebody to actually say it, but that’s not important right now. You know that somebody would say it, so let’s just cut to the car chase, shall we?
For her to jump aboard that particular sinking ship, she would have to be pretty damn certain that Jugear switching Token White Guy with Token White Gal would guaran-damn-fucking-tee that Jugears wins in November AND that she can somehow manipulate the most malignant narcissist in the history of our nation into not clusterfucking everything up the way he’s been clusterfucking everything up for nigh on four years, neither of which are likely propositions.
Because if she
Unless you think for a fleeting moment that the Ball-Washer Media who have been furiously humping Jugears’ leg for years will allow their Chocolate Messiah to be tainted with blame for anything at all, much less a defeat at the polls. Don’t go to Vegas if you do. Don’t go ever. Seriously, just don’t. You can thank us later. Nope, it’ll all be Hillary’s Fault™, and if only Black Jeeeesus hadn’t tried, with his big heart and putting country before self and all, to salvage the election by adding her to the ticket, then everything would have been great and the Glorious Socialist Utopia of Next Tuesday™ would have been here already.
Does anybody seriously think that Hillary Clinton wants to roll those dice?
Consider the alternative: She says “fuck right the fuck off” and sits back to watch OgabeBidenopolous sink and then, guess what, she’s still perfectly positioned for 2016.
It’s a no-brainer as far as we’re concerned but, we suppose, if Hillary has lost her mind completely, then it could happen.
We ain’t betting on it, though.
Thatisall.
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My humble opinion….
what ever bounce the Melanin Messiah would get from picking Hillary would be offset by looking weak and desperate. It doesn’t matter how the media spins it, nobody, even most libtards wanna get behind somebody that willingly looks weak. The only way it could possibly work would be if The Walking Gaffe Machine had a massive coronary…… and he had to be replaced. He couldn’t even step down for health reasons without it looking bad.
The long and short of it is…… Bam is stuck with Biden. He made his bed and now he has to sleep in it. Knowing he’s breaking out in cold sweat at night at that thought is wonderful.
I am no fan of Hillary: but I will give her kudos for professionalism and a refusal to let that jerk get to her,. I don’t like her and never will: but she has done and in truth, served, well.
Credit where it is due.
As I pontificated on previously (yeah I’m being a pompous ass) I agree with our beloved Emperor. These two mother fuckers (Clinton DID put me out of a job because of the so-called peace dividend) do have some sense of duty to country, as warped and perverted as it my be. But as was also stated Bubba craves power as much as he does pussy and he feels (rightly IMHO) that the Hildebeast was ass fucked out of the nomination by this snot nosed little shit. Clintons don’t forget and sure as fuck don’t forgive.
Hence my previous post. Billy the Cock Hound can stand up like Al Pacino at the convention and yell that he wouldn’t vote for Obongo for dog catcher from East BumFuckedEgypt and neither should you. This does four things:
1. The Clintons seize the moral high ground by saying what the whole country already knows…he’s a Stuttering Cluster Fuck of a Miserable Failure and four more years of his so called leadership will grind us into the dirt.
2. It gives whatever non-Kool Aid drinking democrats cover either to vote for Mittens or just stay the fuck home and watch “Ellen” November 6th.
3. Hillary can and WILL work with Mittens in a “bi-partisan effort” and still be able to get the nomination in 2016 as the “honorable opposition” that has “worked with the this administration” to solve “our most pressing problems.”
4. Plain old Machiavellian revenge.
Tell me that Bubba hasn’t been re-reading his dog-eared copy of The Prince for the last four years and then I’ll sell you some prime ocean front property in Arizona.
His Majesty’s comments mirror my own thinking in many ways.
There’s no love loss between Obama and Clinton. I’m still trying to figure out why Bill got an invitation to speak. Had I been Obama, I wouldn’t have made the offer. The Clinton Factor is a wildcard that could surely create unnecessary chaos towards reelection.
Which leads me to this possibility: Do the Clintons have something on Obama? Is this some sort of pay-off to keep the Clintons’ collective mouths shut?
Watch out for this. Something is afoot here that wreaks of Democrat Party machinery…
-Jim+
Emperor, I agree with you. There is NO WAY that Her Shrillness hitches her wagon to Ear Leader. First off, Neither her or her philandering husband have ever forgiven Hussein for his performance in the ’08 primary. To let this Obama sink on his own would be delicious enough revenge for them. As for 2016, Hillary can run either way. I do know she doesn’t want to end up as the 21st century Geraldine Ferraro, a NY political force who tied her wagon to a 49 state landslide butt whooping. Nope, she let’s O-Blammy get crushed this November and faces Romney in 2016 as the loyal Democrat soldier who “truly is an agent of change” or whatever nonsense they can concoct between now and 2016. On the other hand, if somehow enough dead people show up at the polls and Ear Leader wins, Hillary can still go in 2016 because Biden will NEVER run for President as he knows he is floundering in the shallow end of the intelligence pool. Door’s open for Hillary at that point with no real challengers.
I do hope we get to see the Ron Brown Memorial, false tear shedding, hurting with disappointment over Jug Ear’s performance and basically advising folks to sit this one out Bubba.
I know, I know! Call on me, teach!
It’s because Clinton is the closest thing the D’s have to a rock star. I bet Obama really hates having to ask him to speak, but their party is in real trouble and they know it. They’re scrambling just to fill seats at their re-anointment convention. Obama is almost to the point where he would have difficulty attracting people to an ‘all you can drink’ free lemonade stand.
I hope the Clintons took a genuine pound of flesh out of Obama, to do him this favor. Still, I bet that the sheer satisfaction that the most arrogant man in the world had to go hat in hand to ask Mr. Bill to try and save their collective asses is what finally did the trick and got Clinton fully on board.
Or, if he were assassinated by some convenient “Tea Partier” from the OWS crowd. If I were Biden, I think I might stay out of Ft. Marcy Park, and make damned sure of my Secret Service detail.
And, before anyone asks: yes, I do believe that Obama would be quite willing to set up a hit on Biden, if it increased his chances at re-election…that is, if he broke out of his narcissistic psychosis long enough to admit that he could lose.
LCBrendan says:
Won’t happen, Billy Jeff is a Dem to the bones, so don’t expect a NETWORK moment. Think more along the lines of Marc Antony’s funeral oration for Julius Caesar. BJ will either give a perfunctory speech dully praising Obama or he’ll use the time to preen about his achievements as a two-term president who “reformed welfare and balanced the budget” and stick the shiv in gracefully to the current band of nitwits running the show.
Hillary isn’t angling for the Blair House or the White House. She will probably leave her position one way or another early next year and take it easy and write a book or two.
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Bingo!
Never forget that Clinton is a politician with the mad skills to serially abuse women and still be hailed as a feminist hero. Castrating Obama in front of millions of his worshipers while being praised as a Democrat champion is easily within his capabilities.
BrendaK says:
The other reason that Billy Jeffster won’t be throwing an obvious spanner in the works is Chelsea. It’s been bruted about that she’s being groomed by her parents for public office. Hillary is pretty much done. After her own party destroyed her golden chance to be President in 2008, a “Perfect Storm” year for Democrats, she knows that the DEM elites will never seriously back her in a tighter election.
The Obama economy has been brutal on all Americans, but especially so on black Americans.
Consider the following seven economic facts:
27 percent of black Americans now live in poverty, a two percent increase since 2009.
According to last month’s Bureau of Labor Statistics report, the unemployment rate for black Americans now stands at a staggering 14.1 percent, a figure well above the already high national unemployment rate of 8.3 percent.
White Americans now have 22 times more wealth than black Americans, a figure that has nearly doubled during the recession. According to the Census, in 2010, media household net worth for whites totaled $110,729. For blacks, the figure was $4,995.
From June 2009 to June 2012, real median annual household income for blacks fell 11.1 percent from $36,567 down to $32,498. The drop for whites was 5.2 percent and 4.1 percent for Hispanics.
According to the Census, 26.4 percent of households who report receiving food stamp assistance are African American, despite the fact that black Americans constitute just 13 percent of the total population.
A study by the AARP found that home foreclosure rates for African American borrowers over the age of 50 were almost double those of whites.
High school graduation rates, which strongly influence income and job hiring, continue to vary widely by race. A recent study found the following on-time high school graduation rates: 91.8 percent of Asian students, 82 percent of whites, 65.9 percent of Hispanic students, and 63.5 percent of African American students.
Whether these depressing statistics will affect President Obama’s support among African American voters in November remains to be seen. However, a recent NBC News-Wall Street Journal poll found that Mitt Romney receives zero percent support among black voters.
h/t WFB
LC Gladiator says:
It will not affect support for Bam among the black community in any real way. It may limit the turnout but that is it. The left has done a good job at brainwashing generations of blacks to think republicans are the enemy. It will take at least a generation to break the cycle.
Heh,heh,heh – try this – I came out 1/2″ to the right of the Tea Party…. http://www.people-press.org/political-party-quiz/
I am going to enjoy watching the extreme left politburo progressives explode when their anointed joint smoker loses by 15 points and they lose the senate by 3 with the house going ever further into the red stat zone
BrendaK says:
And LC BrendaK, G.L.O.R. wins a prize!
Just take a look at their speaker list and it’ll be abundantly clear why His Earness doesn’t have a choice in the matter.
There’s not enough star power in there to light up a public restroom. When you have to use Sandra Fluck to fill up the schedule, you’re well and truly, er, Flucked. *rimshot*
Billy Blowjob is just about the only thing in there even remotely worth watching. Also, it’s their last desperate grasp for the Democrat “middle”. “See? We’ve got Billy Jeff on board! We’re not extremists! Remember the good old 90s?”
That might just backfire on them, big time, but that depends on how good the Clintons are at carrying a grudge.
Who am I kidding? If grudge-carrying was an Olympic sport…
Emperor Misha I recently posted..Just One Miiiiiinor Flaw in that Theory
Hillary is smart enough to realize that if The Imposter receives a second term, he will use the next for years to negate all constitutional limits, and will stand for a third term. Or eve more likely have himself proclaimed President for Life. Thus Hillary will never succeed him. Her only chance is if she can be the DNC nominee in 2016 against an incumbent Mitt, widely unpopular because of measures necessary to repair some of the Obamoid sabotage. I have also heard unproven rumors that threats were made against Chelsea if her parents misbehaved. Such unproven rumors are most worrisome. Remember that during the 1990s, how many people were worried by the “Clinton list of 46 suspicious deaths” – they don’t all have to be true to make you consider if even a couple might be … and do you feel lucky?
I predict Willie will damn The Imposter with faint praise, gaining credit as a loyal trooper in a hopeless cause. Then his wife can try to lead a reconquista in 2016 on the wings of nostalgia .And yes, I believe that the Clintons also have dirt on The Imposter. Remember PUMA?! Birtherism first surfaced among the Hillary loyalists.
America has enteredthe Tacitus & Suetonius stage of our history.
Pod,
The line does not go far enough to the right.
BJ The Rapist is going to speak?
Contradictory Statements and Lies On Roids…. you don’t say?
Bill is being used to bolster a flailing campaign.
They cannot run on a record, of present or recent achievements. So, they need a “Blast From The Past” (Guy who was Blown Down Below) to help them.
They cannot run on bipartisanship or ‘reaching across the aisles.’ Thus, enter the so-called Great Moderate Democrap. What a joke. Anyone recall his Old Lady’s attempt at Socialist Medicine? Fell flat!
The libs cannot find any fresh faces to speak for them, but they can dredge up the Old farts Dhimmi Carter, BJ, and if Tubby Kennedy were still alive, they would have wheeled his fat ass in for another DNC.
Bill, I bet, got offered lots of money or gravitas for this speech. Hillary wants NOTHING to due with Barack Hussein. She’s overseas, on important missions. Yeah, ducking sniper fire in France or angry coconut throwers in Tahiti. The Clintons are a joke, in some ways, but they are ruthless. Ask the families of Vince Foster, The McDougals, and Secretary Ron Brown.
I predict lots of screeds about how much better the US was when Bill was in office, and how Barack embodies that. Bullshit!
Now, Bill, may have been offered a go at Sandra Fluke. Is it Sandra? I dunno, what her Fluking name is. They probably said she’s easy and Bill can score with her. And Fluke looks to have a little extra juice in caboose, and Bill dug fat chicks…..ask Monica about her built and the digging…..
Yeah, this trainwreck is getting all manner of great bombast on NBC, ABC, CBS, Headline News, CNN, and yes MSNBC……
And they have a few mayors going there. My city’s mayor is going, despite my city having a spike in crime, NASA being gutted, Oil drilling was shut down, and oh yes United Airlines “merged” with Continental (Houston based) and they took every job they didn’t cut back to Chicago as spoils. Bastards. And my city’s mayor goes along with this……Ugh.
And another guest, in the so called party of free speech, is Boston’s Mayor Thomas Menino, the cunt drip who wanted to ban Chick Fil A due to their CEO’s off the cuff comments on gays and marriage. CFA didn’t fire or ban LGBT types. However, it’s no secret CFA has Xians in charge. So Menino said they would never open anything in Boston, as they are open minded and non judgmental….. asshole.
Also, on the platform of lower crime due to Obama, is Rahm Emanuel, Mayor Chicago. Also banned CFA for not being condusive to Chicago’s values. Yeah, a city of gang bangers, crack whores, corruption that earns its own term- The Chicago Way. And of course, a mayor who lets The Black Panthers and Nation of Islam help the CPD, rather than tell them go to hell. Rahm is a bastard also.
The DNC is The Freakshow of The Left, and I hope they get unbiased coverage. Those jackholes may indeed turn the tide on votes….against The Big Eared Leader.
Here are some folks who feel the same way you (and most of us here) feel.
DJ I have to give you credit…I think you get the thread winner. Hilary is tired and her ego is no where near the size of Bj’s.DJ Allyn @ #:
I can understand that Hilary Clinton would not want to be at the DNC, but I believe that she isn’t allowed to be there if the President and VP are there as well. Having the President and the two next in line together outside of the capital isn’t done, if I recall correctly.
tweell @ #:
She’s not next in line…John “Cry me a River” Boner is
If Hillary were Odumbo’s VP, I wouldn’t bet a quarter he would live through January.
Mark12A, roger that. Anything past the time the takes the oath of office is borrowed.
If she were my VP, the first position I’d fill would be food taster.