Saturday Night Open Obam-bam Thread

Since we haven’t had an open thread for, we don’t know… A while.

But first, a word from the president of the United States:

Okay, so he’s not saying much tonight. We guess we’ll just have to leave it to you then.

Thatisall.

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LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
September 1, 2012 18:37

FIRST !!! The scorn and even outrage that came from the Left and even the media after Clint Eastwood’s comedic bit isn’t only silly; it’s dangerous. Just as the media protected Barack Obama from being vetted when he first ran for the White House in 2008, they now seek to eliminate any criticism of him to keep him there. In… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
September 1, 2012 18:38

Dear Emperor

We NEED an open thread EVERY WEEKEND !!!!

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
September 1, 2012 18:48

Been meaning to put up this bit of gun pRon up for months now.

September 1, 2012 19:41
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
September 1, 2012 19:42

If I may be permitted to vent just a bit…Isaac dumped about 2 feet of rain on us as it passed the West coast on Sunday. The meteorologists called for 5-8″ of rain so Water Management pumped the canals down to handle that much. This is the result. This is my house. This is my backyard. There’s a pond in… Read more »

L.C. Mope
L.C. Mope
September 1, 2012 20:26

Dayum, Crunch, you won’t have to water the lawn for a week!

And around Shitcago nobody calls the cops about gunshots. They must be from Joisey or sumpin’.

Good thing you got that GPS unit in your car, it can even show the encroachment of your own personal everglade. Unlike them hippies that use sundials or sumpin’.

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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
September 1, 2012 20:32

L.C. Mope says:

Good thing you got that GPS unit in your car, it can even show the encroachment of your own personal everglade.

And it don’t matter if its upside down or not since it’s nutin’ but blue.

FrankOK
FrankOK
September 1, 2012 20:41

Library Czar says:

Welcome to Sioux City Iowa Obama

I hope the muzzie bastard is welcomed that way everywhere he goes – beautiful.

:em01: :em01:

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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
September 1, 2012 21:52

[Fixed the pic sizes for you, Crunch. -Venomous]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! :em01: I tried resizing them on Photobucket, looking for dimensions in the HTML, you name it. This Luddite bows to your chicken sacrificing tech voodoo.

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
September 1, 2012 22:05

Damn, Crunchie. I couldn’t tell if you had water in the house – I hope all is well, and that not too many of those rolling battery packs, once submerged, electrocuted their clueless owners.

By the way, just saw this – Chuck Norris weighs in.

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September 1, 2012 22:13

LC SecondMouse says: I couldn’t tell if you had water in the house – I hope all is well No, no damage to the house, although I don’t know what the inside of my shed looks like yet. The only problem is the people who don’t know how to handle flooding except to bitch and whine, so I’m whining about… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
September 1, 2012 23:40

Good place for a Slow- no wake sign.
If you hurry, ‘might get a crop of rice in before winter.

September 1, 2012 23:57

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:

Best be on the lookout Jarhead. Most likely your going to have some unwelcome critters paying you a visit. Namely Water Moccasins, Eastern Diamondbacks, Coral snakes, ‘gators, in-laws and starving libtards.

September 2, 2012 00:02

And since this an open thread here is a quick TTP on friendly/enemy identification

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak
September 2, 2012 03:13

Apparently there’s evidence that the Obama’s are getting ready to sell their Chicago place for a new house in Hawaii.

Besides. . . . .the ASPCA in Honolulu has take-out. . . . (evil grin)

http://hillbuzz.org/the-obamas-already-preparing-for-move-to-hawaii-in-january-2013-hyde-park-neighbors-talking-about-chicago-house-being-sold-soon-63935

Tallulah
Tallulah
September 2, 2012 03:49

LC SecondMouse @ #:

That’s a great, and sobering, video by Chuck Norris and his wife. Will pass it on.

Also: all y’all go see Obama 2016: if you think you know all the reasons the dictator in the White House is dangerous — you don’t.

September 2, 2012 06:40

Wirecutter nails this over the center field fence “Your best buy in cavier today is…..” (CNSNews.com) – As part of her anti-obesity Let’s Move campaign, First Lady Michelle Obama is now presenting a brief online course: “Supermarket Shopping 101.” The course, which now appears on the letsmove.gov website, provides novice shoppers with tips such as “steer clear of the cookie,… Read more »

September 2, 2012 07:07

Oh hell since this is an open thread lets get Mark Steyn on the pitchers mound: On the matter of those racist dog-whistles all these middle-aged white liberals keep hearing, the Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto put it very well: “The thing we adore about these dog-whistle kerfuffles is that the people who react to the whistle always assume it’s… Read more »

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September 2, 2012 07:14

LC Light29ID says: Most likely your going to have some unwelcome critters paying you a visit. Namely Water Moccasins, Eastern Diamondbacks, Coral snakes, ‘gators, in-laws and starving libtards. Those, and floating fire ant mounds. Saw a guy walking down the street buck ass naked holding his pants and shirt in front of him. He had walked right into one of… Read more »

RDM
RDM
September 2, 2012 09:04

Yesterday upon a chair/ I met a man who wasn’t there/ He wasn’t there again today/ I wish, I wish he’d go away. When I came home last night at three/ The man was waiting there for me/ But when I looked around the hall/ I couldn’t see him there at all! Go away, go away, don’t you come back… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
September 2, 2012 14:21

At the risk of learning that this has been posted here before: One sunny day in February, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama”. The Marine… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
September 2, 2012 15:41

All, Thanks to the conservative blogosphere and Twitterverse of which we are a part, tomorrow is “Empty Chair Day“. People are talking about setting empty chairs in their front yards for the day – which should make for an interesting backdrop to the opening of the DNC. Looks like Clint really did ‘break the frame’ – the liberals have lost… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
September 2, 2012 16:53

LC SecondMouse @ #22:

Heh. Mine is ready to go.

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September 2, 2012 18:14

LC SecondMouse says:

Crunchie, if you participate, i would suggest a lifeguard stand.

Hardee har har, good one. :em07:

In all seriousness, that was a good one. :em01:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
September 3, 2012 10:29

Paper Details Obama Admin’s Alleged Secret Note Sent to Iran: If Israel Attacks, We Won’t Get Involved The Israeli newspaper Yediot Ahronot published a startling report Monday detailing a message it says was conveyed by the Obama administration – via two European countries – to Iranian officials. The request: if Israel decides to strike Iranian nuclear facilities, the U.S. will… Read more »