“Leading From Behind!”

Because that’s what REAL leaders do. Just ask PolitiFarce.com, FactUpChuck.com or any other website out there. Because racist, so shut up!

Remember how liberal fascists were having the time of their lives feigning outrage that the GOP wouldn’t cancel their convention because Isaac, racists, “having a party while black people drown!”

The last part is an actual quote actually spoken by David “Suddenly No Longer Bureau Chief for Yahoo, D.C.” Chalian.

Because the DNC are so very concerned about the poor black people drowning and the GOP are not because they’re racists, so shut the fuck up already, racists. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the NSDWP rather not wanting to have the GOP speak in public, highlighting SCoaMF’s long litany of miserable failures right before an election. Right. Pull the other one.

But those dastardly racist, evil Rethugnicans simply would not honor the NSDWP’s reasonable requests to just call of their convention so the lack of a convention could do wonders for — OK, we don’t know exactly how the fuck the GOP not having a convention would help anybody in the path of Isaac, but we’re evil racist hatey gay-strangling little brown people-hating plutocrat bunny kickers, so what do WE know?

All that we do know is that the National Times of Tragedy and Devastation that Ought to Be Observed With Total Inactivity™ because we don’t know the fuck what didn’t as much as put a scratch in Teh One’s busy schedule of flying all over the country panhandling at local 7-11s for enough scraps to keep his campaign running on something other than unicorn farts. But why should it?

It’s not like he’s head of FEMA or anything, it’s absolutely rid…

*RRRRRINGGGG!*

Sorry, we have to answer this… What? Are you fucking KIDDING us? Why didn’t anybody tell us? Alright, you’re fired. *CLICK!*

OK, ahem… So it turns out that Ear Leader IS actually head of FEMA. Anyway, still, he’s a busy man and all, being the head of the strongest nation on Earth, with very important tee times to meet, donor arses to kiss and such, but the evil racist GOP were having a party, for crying out loud, with lavish dinners and…

*RRRRINGGGG!*

Oh for the love of Jove… Sorry… Yes??? Fundraising dinners? 8 courses? Caviar? Lobster? Wagyu beef? Does NOBODY ever bother to tell His Imperial Majesty anything around here? Yes, you’re fired too. No, don’t bother emptying your desk. We meant “fired out of a howitzer.” Oh quit crying, you plebeian twat, we’ll notify your next of kin for you. *CLICK!*

So, where were we? Oh yes, none of this changes the fact that the GOP in general and Mitt Romney in particular had nothing better to do than to go to Louisiana, unlike Ear Leader who is a very, very important man, we’ll have you know, and much more important than any of you at any rate, so shut up. Fact of the matter is that the entire GOP, whose sworn first duty it is to put everything on hold to walk around looking concerned whenever something bad happens anywhere in the nation, flat out refused to shut down their convention and go put on a frown as they by right ought to have. As a matter of fact, Mitt Romney may very well have laughed out loud at the plight of New Orleans (we have it from Debbie Wasserkopf Schmutz herself, and PolitiFact informs us that she’s never said anything untrue in her life) and, regardless, is still doing nothing but walking around, yucking it up while black people are drowning, which only goes to pr…

*RRRRINGGGGGG!*

Not AGAIN! Sorry… What? What, what, what, what, WHAT???? Mitt Romney? Went straight from the convention to Louisiana? Right after Ear Leader went, of course, that blatant, craven opportunist. WHAT??? It’s the other way around? Ear Leader suddenly canceled a campaign stop the moment he learned that Mitt beat him to it and is flying in as fast as he can? No, don’t bother just, just go home. We’ve had it. *CLICK!*

As we were saying…

Oh fuck it.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
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This one is one of your better tear downs my liege :em05: :em01:
And by the way, did you hear what the State Departments Chief Diversity Officer has said about certain common phrases?

Did you know that the term “Hold the fort” is a racist code phrase? :em07:

LC Proud Infidel
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LC Proud Infidel

I bet that B. Hussein Øbama got SO bent out of shape, he HAD to go golfing for the rest of the day!! B. Hussein Øbama is to golf courses like “Blowjob Willie” was (and probably still is) to interns!!

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
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I have never, nor will I be a “bunny kicker” Misha and I resent the insinuation that I, as a Conservative, wantonly kick members of the lagomorphs order. However comma:

Rabbit in Stilton-Mustard Sauce

Ingredients

1 (2 1/2-3 lb) rabbit, cut up
3 tablespoons olive oil
1 1/2 tablespoons fresh thyme leaves
1 1/2 tablespoons fresh summer savory, leaves or of the dried herbs
2 bay leaves, fresh, crumbled or 2 dried bay leaves, crumbled
1/2 cup Dijon mustard
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup half-and-half ( light cream)
1/2 cup crumbled Stilton cheese

Directions

In a 9-by-13-inch baking pan, stir together oil, thyme, savory, and bay leaves.
Add rabbit and turn to coat evenly.
Cover and chill at least 1 hour or overnight.
Preheat oven to 375°F.
In a bowl, stir mustard and water until smooth.
Turn rabbit over, then spread top of meat with half of mustard mixture.
Bake, uncovered, in a 375°F oven for 20 minutes.
Turn meat over and spread other side with remaining mustard mixture.
Continue to bake, basting once or twice, until meat is no longer pink in thickest part (cut to test), 25 to 30 minutes more.
Place rabbit on a platter and keep warm. Place pan over medium-high heat and boil, stirring, until juices are reduced to 1/2 cup, about 8 minutes.
Add half and half, whisk until bubbling.
Add all but 2 tablespoons cheese and whisk until melted.
Pour sauce over rabbit; sprinkle with remaining cheese.

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
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We meant “fired out of a howitzer.” Oh quit crying, you plebeian twat, we’ll notify your next of kin for you. *CLICK!*

Remember the BLS counts that as “job creation” in their weekly report.

single stack
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single stack

I watched 2016 Obama’s America this afternoon. Go see it if you haven’t already. If you know someone who thinks Obama is a good guy take them with you.

LibraryGryffon
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angrywebmaster @ #:

I think we will just have to resign ourselves to the fact that anything a white person says is racist and offensive to someone, somewhere, somewhen. We are supposed to be readying ourselves for our upcoming trip to the reeducation camp where we will learn that speaking is racist but work makes us free.

And I would think that Mr. Robinson himself is due for some reeduction, given his use of “vicious Native American intruders”. How dare he call those kindly Gaia worshiping indigenous peoples “vicious”? Were they not simply responding in kind to the vicious Anglo-Saxon intruders upon their ancestral lands?

Trying to write like a typical leftie is actually rather hard, and leaves one’s brain feeling dirty, doesn’t it?

LC SecondMouse
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Is “leading from behind” the same as “talking out of his ass”?

lc purple raider
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LC SecondMouse says:

Is “leading from behind” the same as “talking out of his ass”?

Hell, yes!!!

Tallulah
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Tallulah

That was OUTSTANDING.

Forwarding!!!

“Hope not for mind in liberals,” my lords and ladies.

FrankOK
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LC SecondMouse says:

Is “leading from behind” the same as “talking out of his ass”?

:em05:

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

The GOP Goes Alinsky on Obama
August 31, 2012 – 8:27 am – by J. Christian Adams

I’ll leave it to the crack reporting of others at PJ Media on the ground in Tampa to give you the full story of the Republican National Convention. But I detected a change from past GOP conventions that bears mention. The Republicans seem to at last be reading Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky. The messages and tactics of Alinsky, long the monopoly of the Left, have been discovered by the Right.

A couple of examples. First, Clint Eastwood’s speech was pure Alinsky.

RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions.

The mockery of the empty chair was straight out of Rule 5, and predictably, the Left is seething and irrational over it.

But the message of the night was Alinsky’s Rule 4.

RULE 4: “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.” If the rule is that every letter gets a reply, send 30,000 letters. You can kill them with this because no one can possibly obey all of their own rules.

This has become the centerpiece of the Romney campaign — forcing Obama to live up to his own standards, his own book of broken promises from 2008. The keystone of Romney’s speech was that he won’t lower the oceans or heal the Earth, but instead will help hurting American families.

RULE 11: “The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative.”

Romney presented the constructive alternative. After Eastwood obliterated Obama and reminded everyone of the lost hope of 2008, Romney’s positive vision gave Americans something that has been lacking for three years — a constructive, positive alternative vision for America. The vision reminds people of an age before Obama, when the entire nation watched Neil Armstrong step foot on the moon. Pride and confidence are the alternative to diminishment and fear.

And if there was any doubt, this campaign will be about the failures of President Obama, failures of the man to fulfill the requirements of the office.

RULE 12: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.”

Finally, Romney’s speech also contained some multi-layered items that seemed to speak simultaneously at disparate audiences. Just consider these lines and what they mean to you, and how they might mean different things to others. Like the old hag who is also a beautiful woman illusion, Romney’s speech had a complexity that was both stinging and soaring. It contained velvet gloves concealing iron fists. The gloves introduce a warm, personable candidate, and to those who may have read Obama’s America by Dinesh D’Souza, they also pack the punch of an iron fist:

* My mom and dad gave their kids the greatest gift of all. The gift of unconditional love. They cared deeply about who we would be and much less about what we would do. Unconditional love is a gift that Ann and I have tried to to pass on to our sons and now to our children. All the laws and legislation is in the world will never heal the world like the loving hearts and arms of loving mothers and fathers. You know, if every child could go to sleep feeling the love of their family and God’s love, this world would be a far more gentle place. My mom and dad were married for 64 years. And if you wondered what their secret was, you could have asked the local florist.

* Those days were the these were tough days on Ann, particularly. She was heroic through it all. Five boys with our families a long way away. I had to travel a lot for my job then, and I’d call and try to offer support. But every mom knows that that does not help did the homework done or get the kids out the door to school. I knew that her job as a mom was harder than mine. I knew without question that her job as a mom was a lot more important than mine.

* We had remarkably vibrant endeavors congregations from all walks of life, and many who were new to America. We prayed together, our kids played together, and we always stood ready to help each other out in different ways. That’s how it is in America. We look to our communities, our faiths, our families, for our joy and support, in good times and bad. It’s both how we live our lives and why we live our lives. The strength and power and goodness of America has always been based on the strength and power and goodness of our communities, our families, and our faiths.

No G-Damning America in Romney’s background. And perhaps one of the most devastating contrasts of the night:

* The president has not disappointed you because he wanted to. The president has disappointed America because he hasn’t led America in the right direction. He took office without the basic qualification that most Americans have, and one that was essential to the task at hand. He had almost no experience working in a business. Jobs to him are about government. I learned the real lessons from how America works from experience.

In 2012, the Romney campaign recognizes what it is up against, and last night made it clear they know how to fight.

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LC Light29ID says:

Rabbit in Stilton-Mustard Sauce

I’ve found that recipe is much, MUCH better with a fresh kitten or puppy.

A most righteous missive Boss. Thank You Sir.