Because that’s what REAL leaders do. Just ask PolitiFarce.com, FactUpChuck.com or any other website out there. Because racist, so shut up!

Remember how liberal fascists were having the time of their lives feigning outrage that the GOP wouldn’t cancel their convention because Isaac, racists, “having a party while black people drown!”

The last part is an actual quote actually spoken by David “Suddenly No Longer Bureau Chief for Yahoo, D.C.” Chalian.

Because the DNC are so very concerned about the poor black people drowning and the GOP are not because they’re racists, so shut the fuck up already, racists. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the NSDWP rather not wanting to have the GOP speak in public, highlighting SCoaMF’s long litany of miserable failures right before an election. Right. Pull the other one.

But those dastardly racist, evil Rethugnicans simply would not honor the NSDWP’s reasonable requests to just call of their convention so the lack of a convention could do wonders for — OK, we don’t know exactly how the fuck the GOP not having a convention would help anybody in the path of Isaac, but we’re evil racist hatey gay-strangling little brown people-hating plutocrat bunny kickers, so what do WE know?

All that we do know is that the National Times of Tragedy and Devastation that Ought to Be Observed With Total Inactivity™ because we don’t know the fuck what didn’t as much as put a scratch in Teh One’s busy schedule of flying all over the country panhandling at local 7-11s for enough scraps to keep his campaign running on something other than unicorn farts. But why should it?

It’s not like he’s head of FEMA or anything, it’s absolutely rid…

*RRRRRINGGGG!*

Sorry, we have to answer this… What? Are you fucking KIDDING us? Why didn’t anybody tell us? Alright, you’re fired. *CLICK!*

OK, ahem… So it turns out that Ear Leader IS actually head of FEMA. Anyway, still, he’s a busy man and all, being the head of the strongest nation on Earth, with very important tee times to meet, donor arses to kiss and such, but the evil racist GOP were having a party, for crying out loud, with lavish dinners and…

*RRRRINGGGG!*

Oh for the love of Jove… Sorry… Yes??? Fundraising dinners? 8 courses? Caviar? Lobster? Wagyu beef? Does NOBODY ever bother to tell His Imperial Majesty anything around here? Yes, you’re fired too. No, don’t bother emptying your desk. We meant “fired out of a howitzer.” Oh quit crying, you plebeian twat, we’ll notify your next of kin for you. *CLICK!*

So, where were we? Oh yes, none of this changes the fact that the GOP in general and Mitt Romney in particular had nothing better to do than to go to Louisiana, unlike Ear Leader who is a very, very important man, we’ll have you know, and much more important than any of you at any rate, so shut up. Fact of the matter is that the entire GOP, whose sworn first duty it is to put everything on hold to walk around looking concerned whenever something bad happens anywhere in the nation, flat out refused to shut down their convention and go put on a frown as they by right ought to have. As a matter of fact, Mitt Romney may very well have laughed out loud at the plight of New Orleans (we have it from Debbie Wasserkopf Schmutz herself, and PolitiFact informs us that she’s never said anything untrue in her life) and, regardless, is still doing nothing but walking around, yucking it up while black people are drowning, which only goes to pr…

*RRRRINGGGGGG!*

Not AGAIN! Sorry… What? What, what, what, what, WHAT???? Mitt Romney? Went straight from the convention to Louisiana? Right after Ear Leader went, of course, that blatant, craven opportunist. WHAT??? It’s the other way around? Ear Leader suddenly canceled a campaign stop the moment he learned that Mitt beat him to it and is flying in as fast as he can? No, don’t bother just, just go home. We’ve had it. *CLICK!*

As we were saying…

Oh fuck it.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
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August 31, 2012 16:32

This one is one of your better tear downs my liege :em05: :em01:
And by the way, did you hear what the State Departments Chief Diversity Officer has said about certain common phrases?

Did you know that the term “Hold the fort” is a racist code phrase? :em07:

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
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August 31, 2012 18:01

I bet that B. Hussein Øbama got SO bent out of shape, he HAD to go golfing for the rest of the day!! B. Hussein Øbama is to golf courses like “Blowjob Willie” was (and probably still is) to interns!!

LC Light29ID
LC Light29ID
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August 31, 2012 19:14

I have never, nor will I be a “bunny kicker” Misha and I resent the insinuation that I, as a Conservative, wantonly kick members of the lagomorphs order. However comma: Rabbit in Stilton-Mustard Sauce Ingredients 1 (2 1/2-3 lb) rabbit, cut up 3 tablespoons olive oil 1 1/2 tablespoons fresh thyme leaves 1 1/2 tablespoons fresh summer savory, leaves or… Read more »

LC Light29ID
LC Light29ID
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August 31, 2012 20:47

We meant “fired out of a howitzer.” Oh quit crying, you plebeian twat, we’ll notify your next of kin for you. *CLICK!*

Remember the BLS counts that as “job creation” in their weekly report.

single stack
single stack
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August 31, 2012 22:20

I watched 2016 Obama’s America this afternoon. Go see it if you haven’t already. If you know someone who thinks Obama is a good guy take them with you.

LibraryGryffon
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August 31, 2012 22:32

angrywebmaster @ #: I think we will just have to resign ourselves to the fact that anything a white person says is racist and offensive to someone, somewhere, somewhen. We are supposed to be readying ourselves for our upcoming trip to the reeducation camp where we will learn that speaking is racist but work makes us free. And I would… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
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August 31, 2012 23:13

Is “leading from behind” the same as “talking out of his ass”?

lc purple raider
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September 1, 2012 00:01

LC SecondMouse says:

Is “leading from behind” the same as “talking out of his ass”?

Hell, yes!!!

Tallulah
Tallulah
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September 1, 2012 02:12

That was OUTSTANDING.

Forwarding!!!

“Hope not for mind in liberals,” my lords and ladies.

FrankOK
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September 1, 2012 10:50

LC SecondMouse says:

Is “leading from behind” the same as “talking out of his ass”?

:em05:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
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September 1, 2012 11:37

The GOP Goes Alinsky on Obama August 31, 2012 – 8:27 am – by J. Christian Adams I’ll leave it to the crack reporting of others at PJ Media on the ground in Tampa to give you the full story of the Republican National Convention. But I detected a change from past GOP conventions that bears mention. The Republicans seem… Read more »

LC Jackboot IC/A
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September 1, 2012 16:28

LC Light29ID says:

Rabbit in Stilton-Mustard Sauce

I’ve found that recipe is much, MUCH better with a fresh kitten or puppy.

A most righteous missive Boss. Thank You Sir.