President Foodstamp’s Coronation Signaling USA Joining the Ummah?

Yes, we know, hyperbole, Americans are less likely to join the Ummah with or without coercion than Billy Clinton is to take up the vows of chastity, but pretty please, let this be true (h/t LC Tallulah, G.L.O.R.):

The host committee for the Democratic National Convention is raising a number of eyebrows after choosing to proceed with featuring Islamic “Jumah” prayers for two hours on the Friday before its convention, though Democrats earlier denied a Catholic cardinal’s request to say a prayer at the same event.

Which is where you, dear LCs, ask us what we’ve been smoking or whether we’ve just lost our everloving mind because, we want this to be true? WTF, over???

Yes, we do. Because if we weren’t already convinced that President Commie Bugaloo’s days in the White House are numbered, then surely this would seal the fucking deal.

Holy crap how we’d love to see the liberal fascists deflect claims (that nobody is actually making outside of their psychotic minds) that President Golfsalot is a mooselimb, how we’d positively adore asking the jugeared fucktowel, every time he spikes the bin Laden football from here on until November (low ball estimate: 11,345,973 times) if the DNC convention was meant as a memorial service for the animal who murdered 3,000 Americans, the mind boggles with the possibilities here.

And, as if the vapid, narcissist idiot hasn’t already pissed everybody with an ounce of faith off, he then proceeds to do it right after dissing Cardinal Dolan. You know, the Big Kahuna of the Catholic Church of the USA that Jugears has already declared jihad on because they won’t pay for Sandra Fluke’s excessive contraceptive needs. The Cardinal that stands a good chance of becoming the next Pope.

We mean, seriously??? Is Der Fubar trying to fuck this thing up for himself?

Which is why we, as much as we’d like to, can’t swallow this quite yet. It would be just too damn beautiful to be true, and such things usually aren’t. This thing has that odd false flag smell all over it. Not saying that The Blaze is trying to yank everybody’s chain here, but it’s quite possible that their chain is being yanked while the liberal fascists hope they can add “islamophobia” to their already pathetically tiny list of issues to run on.

Just saying, is all.

Thatisall.

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LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

I’ll be happy if they permanently put Tammy Baldwin in a burqa.

Cougar1978
Cougar1978

Don’t put it past Grand Caliph Barack Hussein Sotero Obama to put a Mormon in charge of the call to jihad….oops, prayer!

rickn8or
rickn8or

DJ, I actually agree with what you said.

Must be one of those Unpublished Signs of the Pocky-Clips.

Tallulah
Tallulah

Misha, I’m glad you put this up.

The organizers are boasting that they’ll get 10,000 to 20,000

OH SHIT: EASTWOOD’S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

It actually wouldn’t surprise me one bit. Get out while the gettin’s good. Then, why would he bother with the campaign at all? He might as well just not seek another term, declare his single term a success and toddle off to Chicago so he can have his next, vapid shallow book about nothing ghostwritten while hanging out with his… Read more »

L.C. Mope
L.C. Mope

The host committee for the Democratic National Convention is raising a number of eyebrows after choosing to proceed with featuring Islamic “Jumah” prayers for two hours on the Friday before its convention, though Democrats earlier denied a Catholic cardinal’s request to say a prayer at the same event. I am stunned, even perplexed, Your Word-ly-ness. We have long known of… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Okay, as far as the muzzies are concerned: they’re boasting they’ll get over ten thousand America-hating moslems to join their thing. The Mainslime Media will say, IF they don’t embargo the information (option #1), that “it’s not part of the convention! It’s in a park nearby!” Yeah, roight. BUT the DNC has okayed this public display of BOTTOMS UP FOR… Read more »

LC Gregory
LC Gregory

To quote Ann Coulter,

Can we start questioning their patriotism NOW? PLEASE???

:em08:

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

LC Gregory @ #9:

You’re waiting for permission? Consider it retroactively granted.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

This would be absolutely priceless, and exploitative. 😈

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Tallulah @ #8: And I ain’t too keen on his support of ILLEGAL ALIENS. We really need a diplomatic way of saying FUCK NO to all that. I would favor the most undiplomatic way possible. Could I suggest a row of trebuchets set up along the Rio Grande? Were they large ones, they could serve several tossers at one toss.… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

@ DJ Wasn’t it you that wrote a post within the past two days predicting a Obama win along with a nifty little break down of the electoral votes and everything? Or maybe that was another DJ? But both of the comments were similar in that they were full of shit, so you at least have that continuity line going… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

I love it. I can’t wait for it to start. First up we’ll have the Bat Shit Crazed Bitch from San Fran, Harry “the Drooler” Reid, Micheal “l didn’t build that buffet but I’m gonna eat all of it” Moore, Sandra “Fuck me in all my holes” Fluck, the SEIU Sturmabteilung, the Occupy my Parents Basement Brigade and now the… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

LC Light29ID @ #: ROTFL! These people: whether you call them the Pod People (Bodysnatchers), the Hive Mind, or the Borg: they really think that all AMERICANS are just panting to get down with the towelhead terrorists, the sexual weirdos, the traitors, and the racists. The mind boggles. ALSO, Tim Dolan socked it to the Leftards in his closing benediction:… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

Tallulah @ #:

Liberals can’t be assimilated by the Borg..you need to have a brain in order to be assimilated…libtards have no brain.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Obama is a muslim … his so-called “Christian faith” is taqiyya. Call me a nut, but nothing anyone can say will convince me otherwise.

Tallulah
Tallulah

ACTUALLY, since there are some here who claim to be enamoured of fact-checkers, here’s one: When Klein asked Jeremiah “God Damn America” Wright if he’d converted Hussein from Muslim to Christian, he said “I wouldn’t go THAT far.” But what the fuck. He’s only the guy’s (Jew-hating, “former” Nation of Islam) “spiritual MENTOR,” so what the fuck does he know?… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Last I heard, Cardinal Dolan was going to also appear at the Demagog Fest.

But I suspect he’s not among the papabili (for the usual political reasons).