President Foodstamp’s Coronation Signaling USA Joining the Ummah?

Yes, we know, hyperbole, Americans are less likely to join the Ummah with or without coercion than Billy Clinton is to take up the vows of chastity, but pretty please, let this be true (h/t LC Tallulah, G.L.O.R.):

The host committee for the Democratic National Convention is raising a number of eyebrows after choosing to proceed with featuring Islamic “Jumah” prayers for two hours on the Friday before its convention, though Democrats earlier denied a Catholic cardinal’s request to say a prayer at the same event.

Which is where you, dear LCs, ask us what we’ve been smoking or whether we’ve just lost our everloving mind because, we want this to be true? WTF, over???

Yes, we do. Because if we weren’t already convinced that President Commie Bugaloo’s days in the White House are numbered, then surely this would seal the fucking deal.

Holy crap how we’d love to see the liberal fascists deflect claims (that nobody is actually making outside of their psychotic minds) that President Golfsalot is a mooselimb, how we’d positively adore asking the jugeared fucktowel, every time he spikes the bin Laden football from here on until November (low ball estimate: 11,345,973 times) if the DNC convention was meant as a memorial service for the animal who murdered 3,000 Americans, the mind boggles with the possibilities here.

And, as if the vapid, narcissist idiot hasn’t already pissed everybody with an ounce of faith off, he then proceeds to do it right after dissing Cardinal Dolan. You know, the Big Kahuna of the Catholic Church of the USA that Jugears has already declared jihad on because they won’t pay for Sandra Fluke’s excessive contraceptive needs. The Cardinal that stands a good chance of becoming the next Pope.

We mean, seriously??? Is Der Fubar trying to fuck this thing up for himself?

Which is why we, as much as we’d like to, can’t swallow this quite yet. It would be just too damn beautiful to be true, and such things usually aren’t. This thing has that odd false flag smell all over it. Not saying that The Blaze is trying to yank everybody’s chain here, but it’s quite possible that their chain is being yanked while the liberal fascists hope they can add “islamophobia” to their already pathetically tiny list of issues to run on.

Just saying, is all.

Thatisall.