President Foodstamp’s Coronation Signaling USA Joining the Ummah?

Yes, we know, hyperbole, Americans are less likely to join the Ummah with or without coercion than Billy Clinton is to take up the vows of chastity, but pretty please, let this be true (h/t LC Tallulah, G.L.O.R.):

The host committee for the Democratic National Convention is raising a number of eyebrows after choosing to proceed with featuring Islamic “Jumah” prayers for two hours on the Friday before its convention, though Democrats earlier denied a Catholic cardinal’s request to say a prayer at the same event.

Which is where you, dear LCs, ask us what we’ve been smoking or whether we’ve just lost our everloving mind because, we want this to be true? WTF, over???

Yes, we do. Because if we weren’t already convinced that President Commie Bugaloo’s days in the White House are numbered, then surely this would seal the fucking deal.

Holy crap how we’d love to see the liberal fascists deflect claims (that nobody is actually making outside of their psychotic minds) that President Golfsalot is a mooselimb, how we’d positively adore asking the jugeared fucktowel, every time he spikes the bin Laden football from here on until November (low ball estimate: 11,345,973 times) if the DNC convention was meant as a memorial service for the animal who murdered 3,000 Americans, the mind boggles with the possibilities here.

And, as if the vapid, narcissist idiot hasn’t already pissed everybody with an ounce of faith off, he then proceeds to do it right after dissing Cardinal Dolan. You know, the Big Kahuna of the Catholic Church of the USA that Jugears has already declared jihad on because they won’t pay for Sandra Fluke’s excessive contraceptive needs. The Cardinal that stands a good chance of becoming the next Pope.

We mean, seriously??? Is Der Fubar trying to fuck this thing up for himself?

Which is why we, as much as we’d like to, can’t swallow this quite yet. It would be just too damn beautiful to be true, and such things usually aren’t. This thing has that odd false flag smell all over it. Not saying that The Blaze is trying to yank everybody’s chain here, but it’s quite possible that their chain is being yanked while the liberal fascists hope they can add “islamophobia” to their already pathetically tiny list of issues to run on.

Just saying, is all.

Thatisall.

27 comments

  1. 1
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    I’ll be happy if they permanently put Tammy Baldwin in a burqa.

  2. 2
    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Don’t put it past Grand Caliph Barack Hussein Sotero Obama to put a Mormon in charge of the call to jihad….oops, prayer!

  3. 3
    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    We mean, seriously??? Is Der Fubar trying to fuck this thing up for himself?

    It actually wouldn’t surprise me one bit. Get out while the gettin’s good.

    Like I keep saying, the other shoe is going to drop, and whoever the sad sap is who ends up occupying that office when it happens is going to spell the end to whichever party it is that he belongs to.

    I don’t think that either guy is going to be successful in avoiding a looming disaster. I think that we’ve been on this trajectory for too long and no amount of course correction is going to turn us around.

    It isn’t just us, this is a GLOBAL event. We are so globally intertwined that if someone in China coughs, everyone catches a cold.
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  4. 4
    rickn8or growls and barks:

    DJ, I actually agree with what you said.

    Must be one of those Unpublished Signs of the Pocky-Clips.

  5. 5
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Misha, I’m glad you put this up.

    The organizers are boasting that they’ll get 10,000 to 20,000

    OH SHIT: EASTWOOD’S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 6
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    It actually wouldn’t surprise me one bit. Get out while the gettin’s good.

    Then, why would he bother with the campaign at all? He might as well just not seek another term, declare his single term a success and toddle off to Chicago so he can have his next, vapid shallow book about nothing ghostwritten while hanging out with his buddy Rahm on the Gold Coast. Much easier than putting on this idiotic charade only to end up going down in flames.

  7. 7
    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    The host committee for the Democratic National Convention is raising a number of eyebrows after choosing to proceed with featuring Islamic “Jumah” prayers for two hours on the Friday before its convention, though Democrats earlier denied a Catholic cardinal’s request to say a prayer at the same event.

    I am stunned, even perplexed, Your Word-ly-ness. We have long known of the propensity of democrats to withstand withering attacks via public opinion that lesser men, like, say, Akin would cave. The reason being, is they have absolutely no moral compass. No feelings of compassion. Kinda like the Mooselimbs, only the same. If you think about what Mooslimbs want to do, it is the EXACT same as democrats. The Profit Mo liked his wimmins young- he married a nine-year-old. Roman Polanski’s victim was like 13, not even close. Why would people get upset?

    Look at the House of Saud, do they operate any different from, say, the political machine in Chicago? Look at the “children” that swarm a business and rob it. Is that any different Maxine Water saying she is all about nationalizing peoples business? Or Somali pirates nationalizing a ship?

    Just what are the parameters that democrats refuse to cross? As long as what they do is in the name of their religion- everything is good.

    Democratism is a religion. Their sacrament is abortion. Just like the Islamists, only different. Islamists believe in post-natal abortions as long as the bomb you strap on kills the enemy.

    It won’t be long before the dems are doing the same thing, only different.
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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Okay, as far as the muzzies are concerned: they’re boasting they’ll get over ten thousand America-hating moslems to join their thing.

    The Mainslime Media will say, IF they don’t embargo the information (option #1), that “it’s not part of the convention! It’s in a park nearby!”

    Yeah, roight. BUT the DNC has okayed this public display of BOTTOMS UP FOR ALLAH, so they HAVE endorsed it. Meanwhile, the Catholic prelate? they have told him to Fuck Off.

    This is what hit me about the Blaze article: the quotes from the organizer of this shindig.

    Siraj Wahhaj, the “Grand Imam” for Jumah at the DNC, is often considered a “moderate” because he was the first Muslim to give an invocation in the U.S. Congress, but as Robert Spencer notes, he has a number of troubling ties to dangerous radicals. In the early 1990?s the man reportedly sponsored talks by “the Blind Sheikh” Omar Abdel-Rahman in New York and New Jersey mosques, and told his followers that the United States will fall unless it “accepts the Islamic agenda.”

    Wahhaj elaborated, according to bestselling author Brigitte Gabriel, to say: “If only Muslims were clever politically, they could take over the United States and replace its Constitutional government with a caliphate.”

    Oh, YEAH? in WHAT UNIVERSE do you see that happening, towelhead? :em02:

    They are, and will remain, our mortal enemies. I wish we had government numpties with the BALLS to close the door to any further moslem immigration, and to forcibly eject anyone with any ties to the radicals.

    Marco Rubio is now repeating the bullshit line that Obama is a “good guy and a good family man.” Yeah, sure, if you think a lying faggot is a “good husband.” Whatevs.

    And I ain’t too keen on his support of ILLEGAL ALIENS. We really need a diplomatic way of saying FUCK NO to all that.

  9. 9
    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    To quote Ann Coulter,

    Can we start questioning their patriotism NOW? PLEASE???

    :em08:

  10. 10
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    LC Gregory @ #9:

    You’re waiting for permission? Consider it retroactively granted.

  11. 11

    This would be absolutely priceless, and exploitative. :twisted:
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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Tallulah @ #8:

    And I ain’t too keen on his support of ILLEGAL ALIENS. We really need a diplomatic way of saying FUCK NO to all that.

    I would favor the most undiplomatic way possible. Could I suggest a row of trebuchets set up along the Rio Grande? Were they large ones, they could serve several tossers at one toss. We might make the fags happy by setting up loudpeakers to broadcast the disco song “Its Raining Men”. :em05:

  13. 13
    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper says:

    Then, why would he bother with the campaign at all?

    Do you know what one of the common traits of a politician is? Never admitting personal defeat. They can accept defeat at the hands of another, but never walk away from a fight.

    Now I am not really saying that this is Obama’s strategy, but frankly I wouldn’t blame him for throwing the election. He was sunk from the beginning, and so would have anyone been.

    No, when the history books are written, the period of 2008 – 2016 (and possibly 2020) are going to go down as some of our hardest years ever. The only thing we will be able to do is ride it out. Like Obama, I am sure that Romney has good intentions and plans, but I really don’t see them going anywhere.
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  14. 14
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    @ DJ

    Wasn’t it you that wrote a post within the past two days predicting a Obama win along with a nifty little break down of the electoral votes and everything? Or maybe that was another DJ? But both of the comments were similar in that they were full of shit, so you at least have that continuity line going well for you.

  15. 15
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    I love it. I can’t wait for it to start. First up we’ll have the Bat Shit Crazed Bitch from San Fran, Harry “the Drooler” Reid, Micheal “l didn’t build that buffet but I’m gonna eat all of it” Moore, Sandra “Fuck me in all my holes” Fluck, the SEIU Sturmabteilung, the Occupy my Parents Basement Brigade and now the Assholes for Pedophiles howling for two hours. This is going to be an SNL skit on meth, acid, crack and heroin all at the same time.

    You gotta say one thing for Hildebeast tho, she sees where this train wreak is going and she’s getting the fuck out of Dodge.
    Clinton staying as far away from Charlotte as physically possible

    She would have booked passage on the Mars rover if she could have so she could have been further away from this cluster fuck.

  16. 16
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID @ #:
    ROTFL!

    These people: whether you call them the Pod People (Bodysnatchers), the Hive Mind, or the Borg: they really think that all AMERICANS are just panting to get down with the towelhead terrorists, the sexual weirdos, the traitors, and the racists.

    The mind boggles.

    ALSO, Tim Dolan socked it to the Leftards in his closing benediction: check it out if you haven’t seen it. I’ve never seen the man anything but genial, but boy, did he have a head of angry steam on tonight. AND he hit them with Several jabs that were quite pointed.

    Benedict has issued a declaration that the social so-called “gospel” is NOT THE GOSPEL, and that preaching it in the place of The Gospel, as libwads do, is blasphemy. (No, I don’t remember if he used that word, but he did order his pinko priests to Cut It Out.)

  17. 17
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Tallulah @ #:

    Liberals can’t be assimilated by the Borg..you need to have a brain in order to be assimilated…libtards have no brain.

  18. 18
    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    LC TerribleTroy says:

    Wasn’t it you that wrote a post within the past two days predicting a Obama win along with a nifty little break down of the electoral votes and everything?

    I didn’t say Obama wasn’t going to win — he is. I’m just saying that it wouldn’t surprise me if he decided to throw the election. I doubt that he will though.

    He will be re-elected, and it will be another four years of stalemate and inaction — pretty much the same thing if Mittens were elected.

    Strangely, I saw the RNC Convention as a sort of audition for the 2016 election, with many of the featured speakers talking about themselves and not so much about Romney. Take for example Christie — how many times did he mention himself? He only mention Mittens once. Same with Rubio, and even Condi (I suspect that she is going to make a run for it in 2016 and may just get it)
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  19. 19
    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    Now wasn’t that nice of Obama to lend Mittens his two pet TelePrompTers for his speech last night?

    :em01:
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    DJ Allyn says:

    Now wasn’t that nice of Obama to lend Mittens his two pet TelePrompTers for his speech last night?

    I’d reckon the two poor thangs were happy not to be rolling sheeeeeit for a change. :em05:

  21. 21
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    Obama is a muslim … his so-called “Christian faith” is taqiyya. Call me a nut, but nothing anyone can say will convince me otherwise.

  22. 22
    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    BigDogg says:

    Call me a nut, but nothing anyone can say will convince me otherwise.

    Nut.

    (hey, you asked for it)

    Frankly I could care less what his religious beliefs are. But he SAYS he is a Christian (which would be blasphemous to say if he was in fact a Muslim, but don’t let logic get in the way of your meme)

    But while we are talking about memes here, the above-mentioned lie by the Blaze is just that — another LIE.

    That is pretty much all the Right has at the moment — Lie BIG and just keep repeating them. The idea is to go after the “low-information voters”, the ones who will believe something ONLY when it fits their preconceived notions. Both Romney and Ryan have just shown that they will continue to repeat the same lies — even when they have been fully debunked.

    One of the most ironic statements made by the Romney campaign came out yesterday: “We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact checkers” Translation: “yeah, we are lying, but some people will believe us”.

    Sure, there have been a lot of things that the Obama campaign have been a bit loose on — but they don’t double or triple down on them when it is pointed out that they are blatantly wrong or are lying. And they certainly would never have made that statement about the fact checkers…
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn says:

    One of the most ironic statements made by the Romney campaign came out yesterday: “We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact checkers” Translation: “yeah, we are lying, but some people will believe us”.

    Awww, isn’t that just precious?

    You do realize, of course, that this was in response to the ludicrous claims from “fact checkers” that undercutting the work requirement in the welfare act was not, in any way, undercutting the work requirement in the welfare act, right?

    Because, and this is where it gets downright hilarious, said “fact checkers” said that the states weren’t required to cut out the work requirement, they just had the option to, so there. Totally diff’runt! Because racist!

    Just like His Imperial Sithness’ decision to give the states the option of not punishing murderers. They don’t have to not punish them, they just can, so that’s in NO way the same as undercutting the laws against murder. Because racist. Just ask PolitiFiction.com.

    :em05:

    And then the Romney campaign has the nerve, the NERVE we tell you to come out and say that they won’t let their campaign be dictated by the lies spread by “fact checkers” furiously humping Obama’s impeccable creased pants legs!
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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn says:

    But he SAYS he is a Christian (which would be blasphemous to say if he was in fact a Muslim, but don’t let logic get in the way of your meme)

    Actually, you are wrong … but I never expect facts to get in the way of your “I know more than you do” facade. Try looking up the meaning of “taqiyya.”

  25. 25
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn @ #:

    Except in Islam, its okay to lie to defeat your Enemy

  26. 26
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    ACTUALLY, since there are some here who claim to be enamoured of fact-checkers, here’s one:

    When Klein asked Jeremiah “God Damn America” Wright if he’d converted Hussein from Muslim to Christian, he said “I wouldn’t go THAT far.”

    But what the fuck. He’s only the guy’s (Jew-hating, “former” Nation of Islam) “spiritual MENTOR,” so what the fuck does he know?

    And yeah, darlin’, they say in their book that lying to non-Moslems is just FINE. So is raping us, killing us, and enslaving us in their God-damned caliphate.

    But just keep kissing their asses.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Last I heard, Cardinal Dolan was going to also appear at the Demagog Fest.

    But I suspect he’s not among the papabili (for the usual political reasons).