And So the Narrative Changes Again

Now that, surprise, it appears that Todd Akin may not have thrown the Senate, Congress, the Presidency and the Universe As We Know It™ under the bus and into oblivion by clumsily saying what he’s been campaigning on all the time. McCaskill, “Conservative” Pearl Clutching Circular Firing Squad Hardest Hit.

PPP: McCaskill 45, Akin 44 in Missouri

And no, this time it’s not an obvious ploy to keep a hopeless candidate in the race by skewing the poll R+9. This one is R+2, which is actually pretty damn close to the distribution historically.

Over to you, Allahpundit, and put down the damn pearls and smelling salts already.

It is conceivable that Hopenchange and its Senate enablers will fail so miserably that even Akin can ride the public’s disgust to victory.

It is indeed. You forgot, however, to add “and the RINOglican punditry pearl clutchers” in between “Senate enablers” and “will fail so miserably.”

But then, the argument against him isn’t that he absolutely can’t win (although plenty of strategists believe that), it’s that he’s making a seat that’s easily winnable into a toss-up.

Is that so, Allahpundit. The argument against him isn’t that he’s unelectably toxic?

Hmmm… Let’s jump into the Magic Time Machine. Here’s Allahpundit talking about Akin’s chances six (6) days ago:

…in this case those voters went to the polls without knowing yet that he’d quickly become unelectably toxic.

Maybe our language skills aren’t quite as good as an impeccably credentialed pundit’s are, but that looks a whole lot like “unelectably toxic” to us which, as far as we understand, has pretty much the exact same meaning as “absolutely can’t win” as opposed to “might win.”

But then again, we realize that a lot of things can change in all of six (6) days, including the narrative if it looks like a plate of nasty crow might be in one’s future.

Not to mention that we seriously doubt that the entire Wobbly Surrender Monkey Wing of the right wing punditry would have thrown a synchronous hissy fit, practically declaring the Republic over, OVER WE TELL YOU!!!1!!!1! and reaching for the cyanide capsules, boxes of chocolate and back issues of Cosmopolitan if the entire issue had been that Akin’s comments “might have” cost us a Senate seat. They’re hysterical alright, but not that hysterical.

So if Akin ends up winning the thing — which we personally still aren’t all that convinced that he will, but we’re not about to change our line on a daily basis, we’d rather eat our crow like a man — we’re pretty much sure that the narrative among the testosterone-inhibited Wobbling Warblers of the right wing punditry will be that the real issue they had with him wasn’t that he was ever going to lose, but he could have won by a much larger margin if he’d only kept his idiot Christofascist SoCon Hillbilly Sister-Humping yap shut.

Thatisall.

7 comments

  1. 1
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    What about the moral high ground? Won’t you ingnorant peasants someone please consider the moral high ground? And what of our rich tradition of appeasement and collaboration with the Left? You miserable serfs We are supposed to be conservatives…traditionalists. What happens if we abandon our most cherished institutions?

    Regards,

    Your GOP Elites
    PS: Send money you filthy mongrels

  2. 2
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Just thought y’all should see this:

    In July 2011, President Obama decided to increase the number of letters emanating from the White House to include suicides. This was done apparently to “de-stigmatize” suicide at the behest of a number of political pressure groups. How could he write yet more when there were already so many?

    And say, does he write them at all? One of the unanswered questions in Yahoo’s Answers is: “Does President Obama sign condolence letters to families of dead service members?”

    The answer is, apparently not. Or at least, not always. The Gateway Pundit notes that the parents of SEALs who died in the August 6, 2011, crash of a Chinook helicopter in Afghanistan happened to compare Presidential letters. They were form letters signed by an electric pen.

    There are no fucking words.

  3. 3
    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Tallulah says:

    Just thought y’all should see this:
    In July 2011, President Obama decided to increase the number of letters emanating from the White House to include suicides. This was done apparently to “de-stigmatize” suicide at the behest of a number of political pressure groups. How could he write yet more when there were already so many?
    And say, does he write them at all? One of the unanswered questions in Yahoo’s Answers is: “Does President Obama sign condolence letters to families of dead service members?”
    The answer is, apparently not. Or at least, not always. The Gateway Pundit notes that the parents of SEALs who died in the August 6, 2011, crash of a Chinook helicopter in Afghanistan happened to compare Presidential letters. They were form letters signed by an electric pen.
    There are no fucking words.

    What a half honkey all donkey piece of shit! And you libs piled on Jorge W about even getting our troops into combat! This dicksmoke DID NOT even visit our troops in 2008, at Landstuhl Germany, but skipped it to go to a Berlin I am Mr. Popular Rally!

  4. 4
    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches @ #:
    Fa Cube Itches says:

    What about the moral high ground? Won’t you ingnorant peasants someone please consider the moral high ground? And what of our rich tradition of appeasement and collaboration with the Left? You miserable serfs We are supposed to be conservatives…traditionalists. What happens if we abandon our most cherished institutions?
    Regards,
    Your GOP Elites
    PS: Send money you filthy mongrels

    Taking the High Road gets some folks along OK, with normal enemies who observe The Rules of War. However, these scrotum sucking Socialist Storm Troopers, DO NOT. They are thugs, braggarts, bastards, etc…. I think we need to fight dirtier!

    We got attacked at Pearl Harbor, humiliated in The Phillippines, Bataan, AND then Midway and a 2 nuke BITCH SLAP to show the enemy who is boss!

    We need to go Sling Blade on these mo-fos! Screw the establishment.

    I say let’s follow the advice of General George S. Patton, Jr. “Get beside me, get behind me, or get the hell out of my way!”

    That’s to you GOP! (not you Cube)

  5. 5

    Well, I’ll still be absolutely shocked if he wins. And I haven’t changed my opinion of him. I think he’s a tool. We shall see. It would be nice to kick McCaskill in the nuts.

  6. 6
    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    Todd needs to pound Clair on her anti-gun voting record. Then we stand a chance. The other tack to take is to stand in front of a scene from a Pervert Pride parade and say, “People of Missouri, you can have me and family friendly policy, or more of this.

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    sleeper growls and barks:

    Todd Akin does not support abortion. Was he supposed to lie to the television “reporter”?

    He is (was) probably misinformed about the magnitude of the effect of stress on the ability of a woman to conceive. He used the word ‘legitimate’ instead of ‘actual’ (as in ‘not an after-the-fact claim when the pregnancy test result came back) was more appropriate.

    Non-hysterical Missourians understand this, and many agree with him.